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deadice248

The way she said "you're not doing anything right either" cracked me up


HASN0FILTER

"I will take you down...."


d1yb

[I WILL TAKE YOU DOWN](https://imgur.com/a/8isP67x)


SomOvaBish

Down to China Town!


legion_2k

Came here for this. “It’s my way or the Long Island highway!”


bcnorth78

Life is a highway.


craiggy36

And I’m gonna ride it.


finallygotmeone

All night long.


will_eat_for_f00d

I want to be neenja.


Truestindeed

Omgaaaaaaaaaawd 😂


Solivethatwhenthy

Won’t you take me to Funky Town!


Paws000

Calling the police on someone then directly threatening them. Lol welcome to America. The land of crazy. Hard to watch, yet harder not to watch 🫣🤣


CAPTSaveAHoe42o

Brooo its so fucking funny how many of these women exist in america 😭😭😭😭😭 ive dealt with my fair share


UrsusRenata

I’d like to see if she’s this tough in a neighborhood of color. Pick a color, any color.


saltydangerous

Indigo!


I2TV

Like a car accident


SomOvaBish

For I am… *THE PROTECTOR*


beirizzle

My mom says shit like that and it's so hard not to laugh


ssrowavay

Suzanne takes you down to her place near the river.


narcochi

Let me take you down, ‘cuz I’m going to…


mypoopscaresflysaway

It's Gunna be the new hawk tuh


Euclid_Interloper

She looks like she'd bite off that thang!


UNDiGESTiBLE_inkXC

She definitely says penises are gross and she won’t have anything to do with one. *has 3 kids*


galspanic

It’s like she learned to speak and think watching NBC/ABC/CBS dramas that got cancelled after 2 seasons. God, I hate when people talk like they are reciting lines and not having thoughts.


Ceeweedsoop

So true. Makes me think of the old man who gritted his teeth while telling a motorcyclist, "I will be your worst enemy." Hysterical.


SmallBol

Leroy Jethro Gibbs


h11ywdshufle

Hey, leave Gibbs outta this! 😂


I_Miss_Lenny

I feel the same way about how some people latch onto memes and seem to be unable to speak without using the same handful of tired catchphrases I've seen it a lot on reddit for years but the older I get the more it bugs me. Like people seem to be unwilling to actually have an original thought, and instead just use the same old buzzwords all the time. It's like talking to children who think that "skibidi gyatt ohio" is an appropriate response to literally any question lol I work with a young guy who uses "checks notes," "this is the way," and "we are not the same" (among many others) in actual real life conversations every single day, and it's insufferable.


RadioactiveShots

This is so funny. I just saw someone with a terrible take repeatedly type "cope" in the youtube comments section like it's some argument winning device. Then when they were confronted with a proper argument, they hurled insults. How do any of these people function in real life?


-ll-ll-ll-ll-

Context: The guy is a dick and out there to troll people... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6p6bzFHogyw


Jonnny

Thanks for the context. This guy's a fucking tool.


EetsGeets

I don't know man. I think a lot of 1A auditors are just looking to piss people off, but I also think it's really important for people to understand what the 1A allows US citizens to do. If a citizen is very non-confrontational but wants to take some photos or videos in public, and a someone like this lady comes up and bears down on them, they will likely just submit their right to an asshole. This is particularly pertinent with LEOs. It's crucial that an ordinary citizen doesn't have to fight to be allowed to record something in public. A citizen should NEVER be told to stop recording if they are within their right to do so. Coercing someone to willingly give up their right has the same effect as them being forced to. Therefor it's important that people like this lady understand that they are NOT allowed to tell people to stop recording. 1A audits are an effective way of affecting that change. I think it's important to mention that, while I have watched dozens of hours of 1A audits, I did not watch the one that was linked above. As such, I am not defending that individual or his behavior in the linked video, but instead am defending 1A auditing as a concept.


Jonnny

I guess so. I was reacting more to him being intentionally disrespectful. The LEO was pretty chill and walked back to his car, but then he stuck out his middle finger and yelled after him. I guess I had trouble seeing the nobler 1A auditing and only saw him needlessly provoking people. It's almost like he's one of those shitty homophobic church members who provoke in order to get hit so they can sue and get a payout.


EetsGeets

Yeah I find it incredibly frustrating and disappointing when auditors become antagonists themselves. Especially in videos where they start out super passive and polite, but devolve into the same douchey behavior of the people that they are trying to educate.


Articulationized

There are a lot of legal actions that are total assholery, socially unacceptable, or just plain wrong. I have no problem with people asking or telling people to stop doing legal, unethical shit. In my mind, filming random strangers for no reason fits this description.


GrumpyOldGrower

Ya dudes a troll, but these people fed him everything so fucking easy and nothing about their behavior is Christian. If dude showed up recording people, they should invite him in and allow him to even keep all his camera equipment on and running as long as he agreed not to disrupt the service. A good church has nothing to hide, but people behaving like this give valid reason for people to believe otherwise.


relevanteclectica

All time Karen origin story


berrey7

Grew up somewhat pretty with blue eyes and blonde hair, turned out to be a bag of poultry with age, and gets no attention anymore...


DntCareBears

Damn bruh, that’s cruel but I love it! 🤣🤣 Had me dying of laughter. Bag of poultry! I swear I pictured it. 🤣🤣🤣 I’ve never laughed so hard.


UntestedMethod

All those lonely nights with a bottle of wine have caught up with her


DntCareBears

Also, when she said “I will take you down” I would’ve said “I like it when you get aggressive like that baby” OMG! She would’ve tripped so bad, she wouldn’t have known what to say. I could see the “loading screen” in her eyes as he’s talking to her. 😂😂. That would’ve fucked with her head sooo bad. 🤣🤣🤣


-ll-ll-ll-ll-

Context: The guy is a dick and out there to troll people... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6p6bzFHogyw


Optimal-Ad6969

I don't know why someone downvoted your comment. The guy is a total asshole. I was on his side until I saw HIS video. He's just there to irritate people. Why would anyone support him?


Little_stinker_69

He’s a free speech auditor. This is his job. How else you gonna know if speech isn’t free if he isn’t out there being annoying? Huh? Bet you didn’t think of that.


Cobek

"I know you are but what am I" energy


Horror-Capital-6576

She thought she won the argument with that one.


elchrisorico

This lady looks like poultry. What's that about?


KickMySack

An old wood pigeon


Mtl_J-L

Surprisingly accurate


BODYDOLLARSIGN

I lost my shit reading this.. I’m so glad I wasn’t eating or drinking anything because it’d be everywhere


HeightExtra320

No seasoning 🤦‍♂️


Altea73

LMAO!!!! she looks exactly like a featherless chicken!


n3rdsm4sh3r

I'M A CHICKEN LADY!


Quan-AKD

My boy in the back has been through this before. He’s learned just not to intervene


Dostov

Like, is he one of her protected?


Low-Elk-3813

Hes one of her flock obviously


Gullible_Shart

I just wonder what the guy is recording for in the first place. I mean, is it really worth ruffling psycho feathers for his material?


HsvDE86

They just edit it to look as bad as possible and upload it to social media. No clue what transpired before this. They know most people online don't care about that. Or maybe she's just some psycho and he started recording for his own protection. You never know with videos like this but I've been duped before.


joeclair38

Go to showcase Audits on YouTube and watch the whole video


Gullible_Shart

I briefly peaked in and it was way too long to waste my time. I don’t know who has the time in their lives to watch this garbage. These people are out to cause trouble for clicks. Sad.


-ll-ll-ll-ll-

Yeah, the guy is a dick and out there to troll people... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6p6bzFHogyw


-ll-ll-ll-ll-

Context: The guy is a dick and out there to troll people... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6p6bzFHogyw


TheySayIAmTheCutest

not going to watch 27 minutes of delirium between a fanatical religious group and an insufferable troll. And btw from the first minutes I can already say that the video is extremely biased. The channel says it all: "*Welcome to SHOWCASE AUDITS, where we highlight First Amendment Auditors and the important work these Patriots do*", jeez...


AIien_cIown_ninja

Sounds like it's some sort of loose group of people that work individually to annoy church goers legally and on public space. Something like a retaliation maybe for church goers who picket abortion clinics from public space, except just as one person and without the shouting.


anivex

That's what I gather as well. This guy may be obnoxious and crass, but so are they when it's time to take away someone's rights.


Pinksamuraiiiii

Like I know the lady is crazy and all, but I’m wondering what he’s even doing recording them and egging up this ultra paranoid lady. Like it’s still kinda stalkery behavior no matter how you look at it. Standing with a camera recording people who go in and out.


Imnotracistyouaree

To see how people using 2 of the 5 parts of the First Amendment (assembly/religion) will react to another part (freedom of press).


fdjizm

So the guy has no life pretty much?


serpentinepad

Yup another one of those dipshit auditors being a dick for clicks.


MrcF8

Why do mid 50s women feel like they are unable to be defeated lmao.


Imnotracistyouaree

Krav Maga


procrastablasta

I'm gonna be laughing at this for days


calmdownmyguy

Right, that's actually really good wordplay.


norsurfit

Karen Ma'god


garedw

They have the vhs Steven Seagal videos of him doing karate. They think you can make people fly by twisting their wrist.


TheRealDrSarcasmo

A lifetime of safe, comfortable living in a country that they'll likely claim is part of the problem.


nuccad

Yep. Never gets called out for their bullshit because she is an over the top white lady that no one wants to deal with so they just ignore or placate her. AKA my mother-in-law.


WrestleswithPastry

This right here.


Beardycub86

Cos they treat their kids like this too


twarr1

Because they’ve never had their ass beat in a fight and fantasize that it’s so easy to ‘take you down’


stovikz

They think all people (especially those in retail & fast food) are just another inconvenience in their “busy” day


niconiconii89

This is what happens when you have never faced consequences for your bad behavior.


AllForTheSauce

The type of women who have never quite truly understood how much stronger the average man is compared to the average woman. I guess you could see that as a good thing but also dangerous


Technician1267

Lifetime of privilege and entitlement got them thinking everyone is a peasant who bows down to serve them


Whistlegrapes

Female privilege. Men know they will get physically checked if they pull Karen stuff, but women know most men will tolerate it because it’s a woman.


UPPER_MANAGEMENT_

The entitlement of never being in a real fight or ever having anyone not go easy on you physically.


Captain_Sacktap

You can always tell when someone has never in their life caught a punch to the face, they’re always wayyy too comfortable getting up in stranger’s faces and being pointlessly aggressive.


Imnotracistyouaree

Come on lady stoppp...lol


Txdragoonz

😂😂 Thought he said baby


d_bakers

Me too man. You know there's always sexual tension behind every eggressive interaction


Low-Elk-3813

I will take you down 😏


d_bakers

Sir this is a reddit...........so i will let you have your way with me


thatkenyandude

Is there a full video or some sort of context?


trolejbusonix

Iirc this is some kind of women shelter. She's being protective. He's a fucking asshole.


HelicopterSwimming21

Yeah, apparently this guy does this often. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6p6bzFHogyw


gobucks_76

She has the eyes of madness. 


My_Clean_Account_

It’s like they’re empty. There is nothing behind them.


turd_vinegar

Cold dead eyes, like a dolls eyes, 'til she bites ya.


dkode80

Then they roll over white...


KateandRhage

When Karen is given the right to exist and to procreate, this is the result


S4BER2TH

Her Incestors are to blame


AnHeroicHippo90

Lol here's my upvote


-ll-ll-ll-ll-

Yeah, the guy is a dick and out there to troll people... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6p6bzFHogyw


Gezus

You sound like a karen complaining about Karens.


InflamedLiver

someone needs to modulate her *rosé* and xanax intake.


aM_RT

Who would dare?


pat_spiegel

Shes yelling at a guy for holding a camera in front of church property...while standing 2 feet from an electric car that has like 15 cameras pointing in all directions at all times.


dufus69

Yes. She needs a higher dose.


JTFindustries

What ever happened to racists just crossing the street instead of becoming Karens? Edit: I've been told that the person filming is trying to record people at woman's clinic. If that's the case then the person filming can kindly fuck right off!


pissclamato

Trump. Trump happened.


urstillatroll

I'm black and let me say, Trump had nothing to do with this. Crazy white people existed way before Trump, I have been dealing with this shit for 50 years, the only difference is that more of us have cameras now, this isn't about Trump.


Major_Nutt

Ok, you may be right, but hear me out. Orange man bad.


E3K

>Orange man bad. I mean, I think we can all agree on that.


Solanthas

Agreed, crazy mystery racist white people have always been around. The type to just walk up to someone walking their dog and tell them to go back to where they came from. Crazy person shit. But I'm gonna go out on a limb and say, mainstream media and the political landscape of the last 8 years has certainly enabled people like this to feel like they are freer to express themselves this way. The internet is also to blame, and social media, naturally. The zeitgeist is fucked yo


thenagel

trump isn't the problem, trump is just another symptom. the only thing trump did was make the pre-existing condition bold enough to crawl back out from under their rocks. but it was always there.


Whatever-ItsFine

That's just it. We don't know the context yet everyone wants to blame this woman for being crazy. The last few years have made me suspicious of any wild behavior that doesn't show what led up to that behavior. It does sound like the guy filming is a giant douche, too. (Ironic if it's a women's clinic.) He keeps baiting her and she is, as she says, doing her job.


Cowicidal

What's the context of this video?


paulosio

He's 1 of those "auditor's". He's going around filming people and places which naturally makes those being filmed wonder why he's filming them. But because he isn't technically doing anything wrong legally there isn't anything they can do about it. Basically a troll / attention seeker. They normally pretend they are doing it in order to stand up for and protect people's constitutional rights etc...


joeclair38

He’s an Auditor


KnotiaPickles

What does that mean? Sry, i dum


Not_My_Husband

It means they put themselves into precarious circumstances harassing the public and, more often, law enforcement to pressure them to break the auditors rights. Then the auditor has legal standing to sue. In some cases the auditor wins. If it is against a public official, then any compensatory awards come out of local taxes. Which solves NOTHING other than to give the incel/auditor a micro-boner.


halfassedjunkie

It's a church, but the guy is still a major league asshole. [https://youtu.be/6p6bzFHogyw?si=ott85mqNTIyxD\_Xa](https://youtu.be/6p6bzFHogyw?si=ott85mqNTIyxD_Xa)


TheBacklogGamer

All "first amendment auditors" are. They are trash.


Chunkmarie

It’s not a woman’s clinic . It’s a church.


Soft_Walrus_3605

It was a church, FWIW https://streamable.com/qsfgu1


vulpinefever

>Edit: I've been told that the person filming is trying to record people at woman's clinic. If that's the case then the person filming can kindly fuck right off! Members at a women's clinic? [It's a church.](https://streamable.com/qsfgu1)


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JTFindustries

Then I retract my statement. Context is important.


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Send_More_Bears

lol is this the guy that opened a bagel shop next to hers? And named it “great bagels” to oppose her shop’s name “good bagels”?


amberrome

I think so because I thought the same thing 😂


Suitable-Lake-2550

She talks about her ‘members’, not her customers


Professor-Rage

"My members will take you down if I command them to." [ At that moment, 6 members protruding from her pants, took him down to the ground and penetrated his anus ] To be continued...


VnlaThndr775

He opened a spite store?


No_Combination3267

Nice curb reference


Blackmetalvomit

“These little bagels are my life. YOU ARE MY QUEEN REBECCA!”


CrashingOnward

Damn, this gives me a great idea to open a store next to his called "Amazing Bagels"


turd_vinegar

"Best Bagels" will be gunning for you.


crash893b

Context? what was going on prior to this shit show


Imnotracistyouaree

["He hit me! Oh his camera hit me! Holy crap!"](https://streamable.com/qsfgu1)


ArnoldTheSchwartz

Religious people being obnoxious liars, name a more iconic duo.


Imnotracistyouaree

["Just because other people have done it doesn't make it normal."](https://streamable.com/sfv13r)


Cobek

He doesn't get that one is legal and one is illegal. Though they are a part of a church so I don't expect them to know that.


_make_my_day_

Oh…it’s in front of a church. This makes way more sense now


ChelseaAndrew87

I assumed that straight away


UntestedMethod

Yeah I figured either a church or an abortion clinic or something else that crazy people like to protest against... Definitely had that religious sort of fervor behind it


poppykat13

Wow, that was some of the worst acting I've ever heard !!! 🤣🤣🤣 He pushed his own face into the guys phone. What a tool.


sakofeye

“It’s a general term!”


cobalt-radiant

There's still a lack of context. What was going on before that?


Imnotracistyouaree

[Are we ok here?](https://streamable.com/n9htux)


cobalt-radiant

That makes it sound like the guy behind the camera is a stalker. Can't be sure, though. Maybe Karen was justified in being a Karen. 🤷‍♂️


quartzguy

Sounds like another shitty 'first amendment auditor'. They basically film anything and everything from a public space (e.g. sidewalk) and then goad the people in the area into causing a fight or calling the police so they can sue someone.


shkank_swap

I think we all agree that first amendment auditors are litigious scum, but there's no way to watch that clip and not think that woman is wholly contributing to the situation with her erratic movements as she circles around him. Every person in these clips is a dipshit.


grandpappies-fart

First amendment auditors are just trolls. They DO have every right to do their audit. But they also make themselves out to be a dick and a martyr. There are def some people that need to be educated about 1st amendment rights, but grabbing them by the collar and shoving that “teaching” in their face is one sure way to get people upset.


Funkyduck8

Well, that does seem odd. And why would she randomly say he's recording license plates and saying them aloud? Maybe he was


Funkyduck8

LMAO this is honestly better than the original clip!


Caseyg1996

“Oh no, he hit me on my… on my… glasses?”


jaymole

This guy is a weirdo don’t spread his content


ghostmin

What's his deal? I'm curious of the context behind this and his content


jaymole

This was posted yesterday and I just read the comments. I don’t follow his stuff but it sounded like he goes around filming and provoking people and just generally being a weirdo and then tries to go viral with little snippets that make them look bad


pastrami_on_ass

ya exactly, dude films women shelters and OP thinks the guy is like a hero


zebadrabbit

instantly, i hate this video. shes passionate (definitely overtly) and hes an asshole.


Whistlegrapes

He’s probably an auditor. They have a place in keeping government honest. Not sure the point of doing it at a church though. Seems like unnecessary provocation


vulpinefever

[It's a church.](https://streamable.com/qsfgu1)


84chimichangas

That’s exactly what he did. The clip starts from the beginning and he’s just egging them on and being a jerk. I don’t get people like that. https://youtu.be/6p6bzFHogyw?si=oRITMuXvtUSz8g3z


SloaneWolfe

im assuming he's a first amendment auditor. its a new hobby to just go around on public property, like a sidewalk or next to roads, and just film shit, which in the US, you're allowed to do. some of these nerds are more antagonistic and looking for a fight, some are hilarious, like the guy who talked to the cop the way cops talk to everyone. I've been filming for a living over a decade and still have to deal with anxiety when filming in public, no clue how these people have the time or the balls.


TwistedBamboozler

I mean, anyone can follow literally anybody home. Why is she more scared of him doing it than literally any other pedestrian…. Wait I think I have a few guesses


AppropriateName6523

You only need 1


AggressiveCuriosity

The fact that he's doing weird shit like recording license plates in a church parking lot probably? The guy is an "auditor" so he's deliberately trying to set people off, so he can go viral. It's tiring how gullible you people are. Someone posts a video with zero context and you immediately blow your conclusion loads all over your desks. Not to mention the irony that you made an assumption based on the woman's race. Man that's crazy.


rodrigomarcola

Them crazy eyes...


dufus69

Steely resolve. Capable of taking you down.


Rusto_Dusto

Ok, Meryl Streepnut.


YourLastLink

Sometimes a punch in the face or a throat flick is worth the jail time.


BODYDOLLARSIGN

But then they get the victory of being proven ‘right’ by your sudden violent nature yada yada


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I’m not sure she understands the concept of police lol


jcyree2769

All you gotta do is call her boss. Ask him why she's standing near the street instead of working while being paid. She's probably making more $20's an hour to squander talking to you.


SchwiftedMetal

The camera guy is apparently a first amendment auditor or whatever. These ppl can go fuck themselves.


sleaziestsleaze

Why?


warmbird

Link to full video?


Fab_4orce

Sick-- I was seeking context, & I think I got everything I needed by the time I got down here!! Thank you both!! Fun content... Created by an Ass Hat colliding with a Shit Storm... Dude is doing the ole audit for views stick-- If I am tracking things correctly. These may be the right people to mess with, in ways-- But, this is the wrong way to do it...


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Odd-Discipline-4306

This is the type of person we need working at planned parenthood facilities!!!!!


BernieTheDachshund

I'm really curious what they're members of.


ArnoldTheSchwartz

Religion


humanbeing21

I'd like to know the backstory here


DaveMeister33

First amendment auditor standing on a public sidewalk in front of their church recording everything that he can see. The police come and tell her to go back inside and that he isn’t doing anything wrong or breaking any law. He goes around to many churches and businesses to see if they respect his right to record in public.


RyanRebalkin

I wish I loved my job as much as she does hers.


winstonsmith8236

I remember when I realized I had to stop drinking wine in the morning too


OverseerTycho

the sad state of america today


Whistlegrapes

Not really. He has a right to do what he’s doing. But at the same time, it’s understandable that this woman is upset. He was deliberately trying to provoke her and he succeeded.


zomanda

Lady, I could find out your address, pull the deeds to the houses of every one of your homeowning family members, find out what car you drive, where youve lived in the past, mothers maiden name, etc... all from your first and last name.


LordlySquire

My guess is a church. Only 2 things make this kinda crazy. Drugs and religion. She seems to lucid to be on drugs


No-Prompt3611

“Come on lady stop” - like she is about to give an unwanted blowjob.


Txdragoonz

Cmon baby stop


royroyflrs

Whats happening?


RockMan_1973

Oh hot God! Brother-man in the back… knows so much better to stay back and just let her get it outta her shitty system. His balls are so tightly wound in her fist it ain’t even funny.


FluffyDiscipline

"I will take you down" where's Liam Nelson when you need him... Eyes on her, she has to be on something, pupils are wild


KingKillerKvvothe

Damn she’s gunning for the next Marvel Spinoff: Protector of the Parking Lot


Whatever-ItsFine

For anyone who's interested in context, this guy is apparently a first amendment auditor, which means he deliberately films people in public to preserve the right to do that. That can be good IMO if you are filming cops to make sure they aren't abusive, but I don't know why he's at a church. Also, I think the attacks on the woman's appearance are unnecessary and cruel. Criticize people's behavior if you have full context, but not their looks. In our culture, women, especially older women, face a lot of pressure about their looks and I don't think that's right. But you do you. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First\_Amendment\_audit](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Amendment_audit)