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Shurmonator

Here let me just destroy your house, kidnap your unborn children, and feed them to my queen.


Longjumping_College

Then [go back to growing shrooms](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/how-ants-became-worlds-best-fungus-farmers-180962871/) after war has subsided.


elcamarongrande

Just like Cincinnantus.


forrestpen

CincinnANTus


grafikfyr

That was such a fascinating read, thanks!


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freight_rain

Ants hatch the craziest plans


ImpassiveThug

If an ant can easily lift someone that is 100 times its size, imagine the havoc they can cause if they invaded as an army. They can easily put their predators in trouble.


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When we were kids we used to take garden shovels and mix fire and hills. The wars they would have were insane


Fabulous-Ad-4936

As an adult this sounds like a great idea


DreamyScape

Waterproof flamethrower it is!


dreevsa

It’s all about food?


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outoftimeman

I mean, isn't that the case for us humans, too? There is a famous German quote from Brecht: "Erst kommt das Fressen, dann die Moral", transl.: "Food is the first priority, morality second".


angrydeuce

One of the few things I remember from the intro ethics is Maslow's Heirarchy of Needs. Physiological needs (food, water, and air) must be met before any thing else is even considered.


Pschobbert

“Fressen” is usually applied to animals, and pejoratively to people. So the statement is a bit rougher than that. More like “Grub first, then morals”.


Psilrastafarian

They just didn’t want them to have air superiority.


hornwalker

This is so cool, thanks for sharing. I’m surprised the wasps retreat, I’d think they could kill ants easily.


SexyButStoopid

This is a small nest, against that massive ant colony there is no chance for the wasps to win.


RavioliGale

Wasp vs ant, sure. 50 wasps vs 200,000 ants, not so much.


sasquonkey

Across water you say? It's probably only the males that do that right? You know, because they're buoyant.


DedanNaded

Could've just left the U out and it would've been perfect


YahBaegotCroos

The Exiles fleeing to rebuild their strength that eventually try to take back their homeland


UnderwaterDialect

What do they do with the adults?


greatwood

Pull them apart and gobble up the goey center


TheSilverBug

They take the females and kill the males


LatexMatrix

Im just curiously dumbfounded on how they got the chain from the roof edge to the nest. Like did it start off attached to ceiling and fall into a hanging chain or did those crazy buggers swing that thing over like a bloody Indiana Jones?


Sandervv04

Wasps make honeycomb?


-TheLamest

I don't get it. why even do the chain if they can walk on the roof?


fishnwiz

Gravity, they can pick up things heavier then themselves because legs on the ground support them. They can’t do it upside down because the legs aren’t supporting the weight.


Izzosuke

Thinking about it, probably they reached it by walking on the roof than they start falling under their own weight and created this bridge that goes down to the floor


scrufdawg

Bridge doesn't go to the floor, the bridge goes back to the ceiling. This video is cut short.


Izzosuke

Yes i've mispoken i meant the belly of the bridge,


mcfarlie6996

While I don't feel like this is necessarily the case for this, along a similar idea I wonder if it has to do with the ant having less grip strength on the ceiling to be able to carry stuff vs being able to grab on better to fellow ants.


Hunky_not_Chunky

They’re efficiently inefficient.


LegendOfKhaos

If what you have in large supply is workers, it might not be that inefficient


[deleted]

Overengineering? Just because? I guess it really depends on which ant is in charge. Ask anybody in construction why it takes two months to finish 3 days of work.


-TheLamest

Touche


Bland-fantasie

Serious question, can you say a bit more about this? Like is it sort of a reasonable thing that circumstances, permits, regulations, stat holidays, materials order errors etc. would cause this kind of delay, or is it incompetence?


Tripleat

My dad used to be a foreman, he did plenty of the work himself too. A lot if times inspectors can slow things down, to ensure things are up to code; they need to wait for them to be available. Other times clients make stupid requests, that are definitely unsafe or need additional materials they didn't order in the initial plans.


Punbungler

Clients making stupid requests... nooooo that's not a thing. Bored spouses of rich partners can eat my ass with a spoon. Go do a puzzle or something.


Bland-fantasie

Got it, thanks.


Faifainei

Maybe they can walk on roof only without carrying anything.


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-TheLamest

But the video shows them crawling on the roof?


MouthJob

Well you'll notice he didn't say they can't do it at all.


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-TheLamest

Again touche


scepticalbob

One of the prior times this was posted, there was an entomologist who explained, what we are seeing is the result of a procession of ants following one another on the ceiling. The chain was built on the ceiling first and then as their weight pulled them down, you have the sag and more ants to support the structure.


SnooCakes6195

Thank you! I knew they could do this, and in water. But I never knew how they accomplished the upward curve hahaha. You've finally brought some sense into my world lol


nicolas7uu7

Because it's dope as hell


-TheFiend-

I used to have beef with the kingdom of ants near my place. Until one day a couple of wasps woke me up at my room and one of them stung me in the chest. I managed to capture the culprit and isolate him in a jar. Then I proceed to hunt down predator-style all the remaining wasps with an extra large pair of medical tweezers. After the carnage to the wasps I decided to make amends with ants and offered the corpses of the enemy wasps as a peace treaty. The ants stopped raiding my place as I kept feeding them the wasp tributes, and so peace was achieved. Good times.


IsCrabAFish

Treaty of Versailles


-TheFiend-

It goes unnoticed in the human world but in the anta circles this treaty is highly praised as a victory in the path of human-ant peace. We have harmony for now…


RealPropRandy

I feel like this is the synopsis of a really good book.


-TheFiend-

The story of my life man, and as years went by the ants and I have learned to prosper next to each other. I’m still vigilant for the wasps to return and extradite the remains of the original wasp that stung me. But that’s a war trophy that rests on my mantle.


Shhsecretacc

Antle*


Reach-for-the-sky_15

You're officially our ambassador to the anta.


jwat4455

My kinda ants.


simstim_addict

Why this happens. > This video shows Eciton burchellii parvispinum, the dark “subspecies”, and was recorded on the Pacific side of Costa Rica. These kinds of ropes look cool, but, just like the army ant “death spirals”, I don’t think they’re adaptive. This is to say that they don’t make it easier for the ants to reach the wasp nest, and you never (as far as I know) see this in their natural habitat (where you don’t have smooth, horizontal surfaces like this). > > But I’ve seen pictures of essentially the same phenomenon at other places, including, for example, on the bungalows at La Selva Biological Station in Costa Rica. What I believe happens is that the ants recruit strongly to a wasp nest, which are often located on these kinds of overhangs at manmade buildings. Under strong traffic over the smooth surface the ants start slipping and cling to each other, forming a small loop. Given the weight of this nascent loop, the sustained heavy traffic, and the slippery surface, the loop keeps extending, and ultimately you end up with a giant structure like this. Eventually this must either rupture or slowly recede as the traffic decreases. https://whyevolutionistrue.com/2020/10/29/an-explanation-for-the-hanging-ant-bridge/


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Costa Rica. Got it. Adding that to my list of places to never go.


Other-Bridge-8892

Don’t do that to yourself, it’s beautiful, the food is amazing and the has sooooo much to offer than just the touristy beaches that most go to!


grundhog

Had I not been there before, I might be inclined to agree after seeing this horror. But I strongly recommend you go if you can.


Anianna

We're beekeepers in the eastern US and, in our first year, we put our freshly acquired honey on a table in our shed. We had ordered bottles, but they hadn't arrive yet, so it was sitting in a 5 gallong bucket. Knowing we had ants, we put each table leg in a bowl of oil to prevent them from climbing the table to the honey. At one point, we found ants in the honey and a trail of them along the table to the wall where they had made a bridge like this between the wall and the table edge, which was a length of probably six to eight inches. Prior to that, I had no idea that was even possible and, while I was annoyed that they had gotten into our honey, I was fascinated with the phenomenon. To this day, I would like to see how it starts - how they manage to reach from one point to the other in order to make the bridge.


p1um5mu991er

Asshole wasps. Good


elfinshell

r/fuckwasps


No_Lavishness3974

Is that the block chain?


decazthelad

Go you little buggers


ForWhomTheBoneBones

As someone who has been battling ants for months I’m so torn.


ShinobiHanzo

r/natureismetal totally needs to see this. Also I found out from r/permaculture that wasps eat caterpillars, aphids, grasshoppers and other pests.


maddmattpotter

At this point I am not sure what to be more afraid of ants or wasps


AssaultRifleJesus

Nature uh... finds a way


pip-roof

I’d like to subcontract them out


Blussert31

Damn, and I’d be scared of the wasps? Rethinking that now!


BOF007

Yea... Everyone looks at me wide eyed when I say I'm terrified of ants. There's so many reasons of why they're terrifying


xtreem_neo

Not to mention, they are second most on total biomass on the planet. About 32 billion people eq. And this is from 2011 | ^11 ^years ^ago https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2011/11/03/141946751/along-with-humans-who-else-is-in-the-7-billion-club


MangledSunFish

Imagine having the ability to control arthropods, with the sheer number of bugs living on earth. Biblical plagues wouldn't be far off, just a billion ants covering a building along with any other bugs in the area.


fergleza

When it comes to “war” ants are very similar to humans and this is mainly due to the complexity of the colonies (size, organizational structure, etc)


jakeoflash1

“Humans are the only species to wage war” mf’s when I show them ants


Agitated-Air-4300

blursed swing


thedobermanmom

🤮


ExtraMail4962

🤤


the9of7

Forbidden Limbo


Awkward_Reporter_129

I have but 1 upvote to give. Too bad


Gainzpolar

And now a quick word for our sponsor, raids shadow legends 🐜🐜


bigfatfurrytexan

Ants, building bridges and reaching out.


ImNOTaPROgames

The war has begun! For the Queen 👑! 😂


HackFour4

Wtf kind of ants are those?


tittiebream

Big


Awkward_Reporter_129

Army


sleepy_sleepy_hypnos

I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.


hbHPBbjvFK9w5D

He can't do this! He's just an ant! Edit: No offense...


johnny_blaze27

Whose side are we on here?


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They didnt show the full chain... r/killthecamerman


joechill91939

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


crankyoldbrent

Who let the wasp nest get that big in the first place ? The ants should go after that human! A can of raid is only about $5!


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I seen a tiny ant spook a brown recluse spider. Blew my mind.


IRS-Myself

Holy sh*t. So the movie WAS real


KHVeeavrr

You know what? Fuck you *builds living chain to your nest*


Malah_the_old

Okey, thats just brutal


Bluedoberman

Fall in line.... Maggot


RedEye-55

Ants: MEN! TO BATTLE!!


HyperScroop

This clip ends frustratingly early.


QuietRound4405

Yeah. I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit…😬


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Why does this remind me of Star Wars lol


Yushiru

Must be in Australia.


celeresaharano

Im gonna eat that thing like a nerd rope


unpredictablejim13

Those ants have balls of steel


scepticalbob

That's a lot of ants


unrectify

Forbidden swing


DaysofThe_Weak

Thank God ants are the size they are....imagine if they were the size of dogs


Niko_The_Fallen

See this is just mob mentality. More hive mind stuff. Woodstock 99 all over again. Wake up sheepants!


Linkstas

This house has alot going on. Alot of fuckery.


deathbyswampass

Spawn kills on the wasps, I approve


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Nope


AJ-Murphy

Ants: "We are here for your honey." Bees: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..." Ants: "Maneuver B-748..." Bees: "What... The... Fuck."


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Ants are awesome. They once fixed my soda soaked modem...


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I feel bad for the ant on the bottom.


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The ants go marching one by one hurrah hurrah


Hamhockthegizzard

Wih them coming from the ceiling?? I’d almost expect them to just walk across it straight to the hive. But this is crazy, I knew they could form chains and survive on water but I didn’t know they could do it like this.


hbHPBbjvFK9w5D

When I was a kid, a starling died on our carport; a giant ant nest was living under the carport slab. In less than 45 minutes, the ants had carried the bird to the opposite corner of the slab, dismembered it, and dragged the butchered starling into the nest.


Hamhockthegizzard

#justantthings


Awkward_Reporter_129

#livelaughlarvae


rh71el2

How does that work as the start building the chain? Don't they gravitate downward due to weight before it gets anchored to the other side?


erck_bill

That realization I get from time to time of how cool is it that insects can walk upside down.


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Burn it now!


dogspinner

this doesnt make sense. How did they lift the chain to the nest?


IdiotBearPinkEdition

I have no idea why but I read this as "AITA for forming a hanging chain to raid a wasp nest?"


SomeMoronOnTheNet

Ants are metal. Some are fire, you don't want to mess with those.


Niernel

Have you heard about Teamworks ? -Ants


3p1cBm4n9669

Deleted scenes from “Bug’s Life”


izymas53

How tf did they get it to go back up


sumfunz

throw da whole house away


StanleyOpar

World of Goo vibes


peepee1219

No


brozene

Great teamwork


ZombieAbeVigoda

Oh cool, something that’s way worse to walk through than a spiderweb


scrufdawg

Downvoted for cutting video short, not actually showing the chain link.


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I’m an asshole who would have got some bug spray and stopped that whole fiesta


xhazex9

World war Z antz


Wuhan-Patient-Zero

That is truly insane. how the hell did they get there??


Ozzi4299

Happy to see this


el_kowshka_es_diablo

Do you live in hell? Because that’s how I imagine hell


njbean

"I've got good news and bad news." "Bad news." "There are ants all over the house."


call_of_duty_lover

Fuck those wasps up ants


mushpuppy

/r/fuckwasps


Kamau54

Wait! Isn't that Z and Weaver I see at the top?


RealPropRandy

I’m here for this whole ant commando business. Godspeed!


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r/fuckwasps


Phoenix865

Let the monsters kill each other


Acceptable-Baker5282

That needs to be on r/nope


GarnishTheTarnished

Ants are metal.


top_of_the_scrote

Damn, then infuse them with graphene, space elevators yo


stormy_kaktus

Why’d the chain have to be so long tho 💀??


I_eat_plastic_straws

r/fuckwasps would love this


Huge_Connection4404

personally i wouldn't take that level of disrespect


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What is this, a chain for ants?


SumTingWong_WiTuLo

Why don't they just walk on the ceiling? This seems a bit extra


happiiicat

r/natureismetal


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What is this? A d-day for ants?!


XGcs22

Is no one mentioning the issue of the ants going in the house? Wasp nest is just the Appetizer. Human nest is what really for dinner..


Odd_Initial9260

Flamethrower.


Ok_Ad1402

Why do the ants need a bridge? Can't they just walk up to it?


LesPaular

Australia


nateblack

Seeing this in my feed, I audibly mumbled "that's insane" and then saw what sub this was. A+ content


Flyin_Brian-

Wow


ghostfreckle611

The bros that we didn’t know we wanted.


ringo-balls

I could not resisit using a lighter yher


Mysterious-Ad-9727

Nope rope.


SpongeBorgSqrPnts

r/fuckwasps


ElbowStrike

Doing God’s work


DEZZOLUTION

Talk about problem solving 101. We're being lied to...haha. How many of these smart animal mother's exist? We're doomed! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


HotMonkeyOY

Why build a hanging chain when they can just walk on the ceiling?


Maislaff

Good girls...


Pinkiepie500

Doing God's work


DjPersh

r/fuckwasps


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nicholvengian

Leeeeerrrrrooooooyyyyyyy JENKINS!!!!


poopboyyyyyyy

Kill it with fire


AutomatedCabbage

That chain length is not very efficient


Far0Lands

Trever: “Okay Sebation, a raid is a good idea, but how do we actually transport things?” Sebation: “Well obviously we need a bridge but what do we make it out of…” Quavic: “…What if we mount our friends…” Trever: “What? No!” Sebation: “…” Trevor: “Sebation…” Sebation: “…That could work.”


AutomatedCabbage

The crazy thing though is this is not done as instructed by some Ant General. This is a collective happening coordinated without plan or leadership.


EquivalentStudent6

r/nope


nelsonfundamento

awesome stuff. also a little r/killthecameraman because we never see the floor


Bozothefuckingclown

The real Chain gang


Oakwood2317

I hate wasps.


MiloFrank

While that is amazing, I'm gonna help my little ant bros out and get that wasp nest close to them


DareSingle

Wasps thinking we can fly and sting. We rule. Ants thinking let's build a living looping bridge and then at the same time kill a large nest of wasps.