"So there I was walking with max, right dude, we were just walking down the street, then this guy approaches me, approaches me can you believe it, he says... he says... listen to me Jay are you listening? He says you wanna buy a kilo of coke. I look him straight in the eye and I tell him... this is what I told him Jay, Jay over here, I said 'you have some nerve to approach me with my young gay son on the street, I don't want him to see his dad sick this guys cock right now Jay, I'm telling you scary dude, so I just told max to run and I blew the guy in the alley, I let him keep the coke I didn't want it. Told max i had to fight him." - Robert "Bobby" Kelly, probably
Joe List called him out on an episode of the Regz that was funny. I no longer listen to the Bonfire and only hear him on the Regz and it's so obvious everybody knows half his stories are fake and have to awkwardly make believe.
I’ve been saying this for a long time. I stopped listening to YKWD so long ago because of this. Then I stopped listening to bonfire because of the way he’s full of shi*. I’m not stoked to hear his nonsense on the regz but I will manage for a while.
The regz is great. Not a Bobby fan but he's good on it. You can tell the guys legit like each other and definitely don't let each other get away with retarded shit like saying you got offered a kilo with your 12 year old.
I think most of the comics take him with a grain of salt. His idea of riffing is making up bullshit on the spot. The problem is there isn't a punchline, it doesn't go anywhere. And to top it all off, Max has pubes!
I have a friend who does this and it's the cringiest thing people do. You'd think after that happening once you'd never make up a story again but some people have no shame.
So, are you trying to tell me that the story about him doing a show at a college. The next day a girl showed up at his door and said you’re coming to my room. And when they got there she said you’re going to take me. You’re trying to tell me that that wasn’t true.
Well half these incels describe Bobby back in the day as "beautiful", and most of em only ever fucked one or 2 women before getting a little famous. So they listen to Bobby's getting laid stories and think 'it must be true because he was so hot back in the day"
I am guessing this isn't in the US where this took place? Haven't listened yet. Central America they will do this usually they size you up they try to sell something else, and slip in they have it. They will give you a confusing number 1000 grams sounds about right then they give you an 8 ball because most tourists are stupid and don't know what 1000 grams looks like. If you call them out for the amount, it becomes a language barrier thing. More than likely they just are selling you powdered milk.
That actually doesn't drop the probability of this happening that much. As it is all a hustle either way, tourists who are there to party are easily scammed. Bobby just looked like a mark. If he bought it he'd probably overdose on fentanyl.
Yeah there is probably alot of the same scams going on there. Especially the 1000 grams thing makes me suspect that. If someone with a thick accent or throwing out other languages there was like 1000 grams and they give you less you can switch it up like no I milligrams, or the sorry my bad I ment 100 grams.
If the tourist pays full price that's alot of profit, or they are reluctant you can bring down the price drastically. Bobby probably stood out as a tourist and easy mark.
I feel bad for max. His dad is such a queef. I’m an Irish mick and this retard makes the gayest opinions. Can he quit to do drag show so we can get a real comedian
"So there I was walking with max, right dude, we were just walking down the street, then this guy approaches me, approaches me can you believe it, he says... he says... listen to me Jay are you listening? He says you wanna buy a kilo of coke. I look him straight in the eye and I tell him... this is what I told him Jay, Jay over here, I said 'you have some nerve to approach me with my young gay son on the street, I don't want him to see his dad sick this guys cock right now Jay, I'm telling you scary dude, so I just told max to run and I blew the guy in the alley, I let him keep the coke I didn't want it. Told max i had to fight him." - Robert "Bobby" Kelly, probably
Probably Bobably
You’re the Shakespeare of Reddit I tip my hat to you sir
Ai Bobby stole my Job.
My gay son 🤣
Dad I thought you left for cigarettes 26 years ago 🤣
Joe List called him out on an episode of the Regz that was funny. I no longer listen to the Bonfire and only hear him on the Regz and it's so obvious everybody knows half his stories are fake and have to awkwardly make believe.
I heard Joe call him out a few times. Joe is a real one
I’ve been saying this for a long time. I stopped listening to YKWD so long ago because of this. Then I stopped listening to bonfire because of the way he’s full of shi*. I’m not stoked to hear his nonsense on the regz but I will manage for a while.
The regz is great. Not a Bobby fan but he's good on it. You can tell the guys legit like each other and definitely don't let each other get away with retarded shit like saying you got offered a kilo with your 12 year old.
Your right. The real friendship between these guys is genuine. That’s what make the regz so fun.
I think most of the comics take him with a grain of salt. His idea of riffing is making up bullshit on the spot. The problem is there isn't a punchline, it doesn't go anywhere. And to top it all off, Max has pubes!
Why tf do I even know his sons name? I don't even know my coworkers kids names
I have a friend who does this and it's the cringiest thing people do. You'd think after that happening once you'd never make up a story again but some people have no shame.
Joe, Dan and Luis all shitting on him over that valet/bird story a month or two back was incredible.
It's the best thing about the The Regz. They all call out Bobby on his bullshit. Dan and Luis combined are merciless.
So, are you trying to tell me that the story about him doing a show at a college. The next day a girl showed up at his door and said you’re coming to my room. And when they got there she said you’re going to take me. You’re trying to tell me that that wasn’t true.
Well half these incels describe Bobby back in the day as "beautiful", and most of em only ever fucked one or 2 women before getting a little famous. So they listen to Bobby's getting laid stories and think 'it must be true because he was so hot back in the day"
They did say she was a big girl right?
One of them San Antonio girls?
Victoria's a secret down there
Bobby is the ultra light bart kreinser
Ultra light might be the wrong phrasing here.
Genuine Draft?
i doubt there are many people asking random strangers if they wanna 20K+ blow on the streets
It was liter of cola, bobby. Not kilo of Coke
A kilo 😂😂
ya usually how it works people walk up to you and offer you a kilo of cocaine
I starting to think Doug Bell was inspired by bobby
A kilo is a thousand grams easy to remember
🎶🎵 youll never catch the kid going hand to hand 🎶🎵
Red tops
That's 2.2 Pounds in Murrican
I don’t even think his kid exists because every word out of his mouth is a lie, it’s brutal
He must have really been tempted. It’s only been 38 years since he quit drugs.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Money/s/vCRtNmwmFT
Bobby also claims to not know what the mattress room was for even though other stories have him fucking and doing coke at the same age.
I am guessing this isn't in the US where this took place? Haven't listened yet. Central America they will do this usually they size you up they try to sell something else, and slip in they have it. They will give you a confusing number 1000 grams sounds about right then they give you an 8 ball because most tourists are stupid and don't know what 1000 grams looks like. If you call them out for the amount, it becomes a language barrier thing. More than likely they just are selling you powdered milk.
It happened in Miami
That actually doesn't drop the probability of this happening that much. As it is all a hustle either way, tourists who are there to party are easily scammed. Bobby just looked like a mark. If he bought it he'd probably overdose on fentanyl.
I mean it's Miami, so technically the US, but not really.
Yeah there is probably alot of the same scams going on there. Especially the 1000 grams thing makes me suspect that. If someone with a thick accent or throwing out other languages there was like 1000 grams and they give you less you can switch it up like no I milligrams, or the sorry my bad I ment 100 grams. If the tourist pays full price that's alot of profit, or they are reluctant you can bring down the price drastically. Bobby probably stood out as a tourist and easy mark.
I thought he said the guy said “would you like a key” which I took as a “key bump”
Drug dealers don’t sell bumps bro
I guess I’m used to being at concerts and just thought it was a friendly man that wanted to share
He sucks dude, how many examples do you need lol
I mean if you wanna be a queef about it I guess you’re right
Hi Dawn
Hack
Sorry you’re a queef is that better
Yup thanks
I feel bad for max. His dad is such a queef. I’m an Irish mick and this retard makes the gayest opinions. Can he quit to do drag show so we can get a real comedian
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He says a whole key I don’t have that much money referring to a Kilo and nobody buys a key bump
No one describes a bump like that..
LOL read all the way to the bottom to find the only accurate post in the thread.