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thewoodbeyond

Well, Tahani is a sexy skyscraper but on the other hand, Eleanor is a legit snack.


SteveFrench12

Really just depends what youre into. Tall and curvy or cute and small


witchytales

Por que no los dos?


nnoovvaa

Porque tú no necesitas dos, uno está muy bonita.


Jose_Canseco_Jr

🙄


UrinalCakeTreats

🙄🙄


Jose_Canseco_Jr

tú no necesitas dos, uno está muy bonita [sic]


Wise_Rich_88888

Both. Yes please


Justice_Prince

This is the Jadzia Dax vs Ezri Dax debate all over again.


Turtletarianism

Jadzia can never be truly replaced


Justice_Prince

I know some of the behind the scenes details for the recasting sucked, but I did like Ezri, and I kind of feel like having your body swapping character never swap bodies would have been a bit of a let down if they had kept Jadzia the whole time.


UrinalCakeTreats

Tahini = Would Eleanor = Would


Le_obtruction

You literally speak just like Eleanor. I found an architect!


Nightchildd

I don’t have an award but here an honorary one: 🦒


sir_jamez

Everyone on the show is a legit snack


IFTYE

Seriously. Chidi with his shirt off? Jason’s cheekbones? Janet??? Jesus, there were so many times I was shocked by how she pulled off the outfit changes. This is a gorgeous staff.


jennyfab216

The myriad of Janets parade. And then Janet as everyone else. Is there anything Janet can't do? I mean, other than eat?


minty_mountain

Maybe Janet can’t (physically) eat but she ATE!! 💖 /hj


nannynadine1

I often wondered if D'Arcy Carden was compensated for playing SOOOO many characters!? I agree with you! Is there anything she can't do?!


Need_More_Whiskey

She’s doing a play right now in New York, and she plays a bimbo. BRILLIANT at it. It was like an extreme version of early Janet, and she’s so good. So good. I also saw her in an improv show a few years ago, ALSO amazingly funny there. So ……. no, I believe there is nothing she can’t do.


nannynadine1

WOW!!! Thanks for sharing this! I can only imagine how great she would be to see her at a live play or an improv!


medusas_girlfriend90

Well she clearly can't lie


sitcom_enthusiast

Jason in his suit with his hair combed? Beats Jason in the pool shirtless.


Kennybrightup

Janet at a server at the American Australian restaurant 😍


killertomatofrommars

My top 1 sexy Janet outfit was definitely when she was Michaels midlife crisis trophy wife date.


sdwoods8986

Sorry to be THAT guy, but you're mistaken sir. That wasn't Janet. That was Janette. It's a common mistake but a mistake nonetheless. The more you know!


killertomatofrommars

I'm a ma'am, but I apologize, you are right.


someguyfromtecate

Objectively, you can make an argument that Eleonor or Michael are the least attractive of the main ensemble, and it just sounds like a ridiculous thing to say. Everyone in this show is at least an 8 or 9 (on the Hollywood scale of course).


Egst

Michael is also kinda weirdly hot for his age. It's not really anything I'm into, but he has that freaky purple vibe of DILF attractiveness about him.


a_small_moth_of_prey

Jason is smoking hot in Nine Perfect Strangers. Oh my god, when he doesn’t have that confused-but-content-puppy look on his face he is absolutely gorgeous. Crazy what a bad haircut and controlled facial expressions can hide.


Zumaakk

You ain’t lying!


chickennugget_master

I mean Michael is a fire squid so he's technically hotter than both of them combined


hauntedbathhouse

This is the correct answer


Turtletarianism

Being technically correct is the best kind of being correct


Enzo_Gaming00

R/technicallycorrect is the sub Reddit for you


HatAdministrative829

Straight to the bad place you go


BoltShine

In the wise words of Angela Martin, "Hot is a temperature people!"


Hope4Light

I really wish we got to see a glimpse of Michaels true form. Even if it was just through a still shot or painting.


yellowhart_

I mean, Tahani is scorching hot, Eleanor is a snack, but hear me out about Janet.


foco_del_fuego

The hottest "not a" girl of all time!


[deleted]

i am *listening* and agreeing


jennyfab216

Bad Janet. But with Joan Jet hair


VisibleCoat995

Preaching to the choir!


Pakun-of-Dundrasil

Oooh Janet 😋


Turtletarianism

Janet dancing with Jason at the wedding


iWant2ChangeUsername

How tf am I supposed to choose between the sexy silverfox and the hot giraffe???


PixelatedFixture

Janet


solon_isonomia

*boop* Hi there, here's the Sexy Tahani and Eleanor research file you requested.


Arrow_625

That's a cactus


IllLynx562

I don’t see u complaining


HamHockShortDock

Paige, NO!


Turtletarianism

Happy cactus day!


Longshanks123

Bad Janet


Tribblehappy

Thhppppthhhhppppptttt


ColtS117-B

Just like what I did on Michael’s chair when I visited the set!


NerfRepellingBoobs

Jason Eleanor Janet. She’s Arizona shrimp horny.


jennyfab216

I didn't know shrampies came from Arizona


NerfRepellingBoobs

I wouldn’t know. I’m New Orleans crawfish horny.


jennyfab216

Mmmmm crawfish


Top_Suggestion5780

It's not I'm from Arizona and I've never heard of that here


Justice_Prince

Disco Janet


UnkindBookshelf

That's my answer


PixelatedFixture

It's the best answer tbh


jennyfab216

I thought Eleanor was the answer


fortytwoturtles

It’s ridiculous how good looking the cast is. But Janet was my bi awakening. Those hips…!


andrewski81

Not a girl


hokoonchi

I take it you’ve watched League of Their Own. Because if not… you need to.


Meanpsycho

Tahani, Always 🙌🏻


Gneissisnice

Chidi


keepitsimple_tricks

I did not.expect him to be ripped. RIPPED!


mmcmonster

Every time he felt unsure about something, he did one pushup.


keepitsimple_tricks

Saitama levels


FoxInTheSheephold

The problem is, he was unsure about doing a pushup!


Ieatcats10001

No joke my list is 1 chidi then Janet


jennyfab216

I agree with you 💯% on that


lobonmc

I feel Jason is hotter


jennyfab216

Jason is indeed hot. But he's Joey-level dumb. In that case it would be Chidi, Jason, Joey


Gneissisnice

Jason is incredibly attractive too. But Chidi just does it for me more, he's a stud.


DrPlatypus1

Tahani with Eleanor


x_lincoln_x

Eleanor, I like Arizonian trash bags.


National_Tune_511

🙋🏻


treelovingaytheist

Um. Postman Chidi?


user11112222333

I prefer shirtless/wine shirt Chidi


treelovingaytheist

Good call.


Mr_Cat101

Dude the entire cast is a smash Not a joke


jennyfab216

💚💚💚💚💚💚💚


mikevago

Yeah, imagine telling someone they're making a new show with Ted Danson and Kristen Bell and they won't be the best-looking people in the cast.


greatteachermichael

Definitely Michael. I mean, anyone named Michael is hot by default.


tellmort-yourmove

And a great teacher too.


winksoutloud

That's what they're saying on Reddit


owlBdarned

Wink


Di1202

Michael Scott has entered the chat


TFRek

Eleanor's eyes get me every time they zoom in on her wake up. Overall prefer tahani though


vglyog

I just think they’re both hot in their own rights. Because they don’t compare. They look so different. So neither of them is hotter. They’re hot in different ways.


[deleted]

Tahani is hot, Eleanor is a cutie. Both gorgeous women.


OMGEntitlement

They're entirely different. Do you like leggy Brits? Do you like short blondes? Do you like silver foxes? Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh. I feel like "starting a 'who's hotter?' poll" is still a negative under the new system.


EvilWarBW

Tahani does it for me physically, I mean Eleanor does too but her personality is better than Tahani's....its a tough choice. Not a girl is also a valid choice.


WhatIfThisWereMyName

100% Tahani, though I do adore Eleanor lol


abdonis_creed

Im not gay. But Michael is a Silver Fox


archbish

Right??? Edit: I am gay, he really is a silver fox


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StellaDoge1

Looks wise, Tahani for me. However, combining looks AND personality? Eleanor all the way.


Botryllus

Subjectively: Micheal Objectively: Tahani


PM180

Looks are subjective, so there is no "answer." But Eleanor is the answer.


Heisenberg3556

Vicky is the real winner.


eszther02

But she's going down. Down undah.


Turtletarianism

Came here to fight for Vicky


dont_disturb_the_cat

I am a 64 year old cis straight white woman, so believe me when I tell you that Tahani is as hot as the surface of the sun. Well I mean, straight as far as you know.


insanity_1610

Side note, you might legit be into Tahani


Midnight-writer-B

Not bi? C’mon man, it’s 2018, get over yourselves. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0YPXyaTWlD0


Friendly-Conflict-51

What are you talking about ? It’s definitely Jason


jennyfab216

Ding! Ding! Ding!


Temmie323

Tahani. Even eleanor admits it!


GeneLaBean

For me it’s Tahani, but Janet and Eleanor (and Michael, why not) are all certified snacks! if only I could’ve seen more of the Tahani x Eleanor soulmates timeline..


[deleted]

What does "(please be serious about Tahani and Elinor though)" mean?


S0mething_3ls3

Janet and Derek are the hottest couple regardless.


FireflyEvie

Do I hear windchimes?


jennyfab216

Oh no! That's my only copy.


mrselfdestruct066

Derek!


scooterbandit64

"Derek" -Derek


EgglessIII

I’m more of an Eleanor guy, but can I just say I did not expect Chidi to be quite as ripped as he was. Like damn. Seriously.


jennyfab216

Internal logic is that his constant anxiety burns a lot of calories, and also that at some point someone was like, 'You know, exercise is a good way to alleviate stress', and Chidi started doing push-ups and never stopped


SwordfishFew9238

Michael is the sexiest fire squid there ever was


stratosfearinggas

I dunno, i don't want to problematically objectify Eleanor.


TribblesIA

Janet.


Baymacks

I saw D’arcy C yesterday (for reals) and she’s smoking hot in person.


jennyfab216

Whoa. Did you get to talk to her. I always imagined she would be a goddess in person. Side note - I might legit be into Janet


Baymacks

It was a small improv show, so I was close enough to talk to her, but wasn’t the place for it.


jennyfab216

Aaah I see. How cool though


the_simurgh

Tahani hands down


subject_space_walker

Honestly? All of them.


Intrepid_Truth_8580

🔥Sean🔥deserves some ❤️ imo😉


Beejatx

Gosh both of the ladies are delights but I think my convo would be more real with Eleanor and I find learning about someone more stimulating. But post finals Tahani - would love to hear about how a day at work went.


Gillalmighty

That ridiculous giraffe obviously


skep90

Imo tahani hotter eleanor cutest


jennyfab216

This here is the truth. There is hot, beautiful, pretty, cute. All equally awesome. And then there's the silver fox 🦊 (rawr)


Mloxard_CZ

Unironically: Michael


8hexxx

Bad Janet, 100%.


jennyfab216

Bad Janet + Regular Jason


8hexxx

1 bad Janet + 1 bad Janet role-playing as good Janet.


8hexxx

... + me.


anniemadeit21

Omg when Janet and Derek were exchanging their “memories” with that kiss… whooo I was about to be like Eleanor and keep watching! Eleanor’s confidence and her love is just awesome Kristen Bell plays her WELL and made me wanna watch Frozen. Michael’s presence is actually awesome… LOVE me some Ted Danson… Jameela Al- Jamil is always confident and of COURSE beautiful. Manny is so hot, that when I watch Hailey’s on it, I’m like “Hailey, don’t let Scott go. Because he will eventually grow up, turn into a live action human, make HORRIBLE mistakes, die twice and end up marrying a “not” girl.” Don’t get me started on Chidi…. like DON’T William Jackson- Harper could get it… I love This show and it’s cast and it has one of the greatest blooper moments of all time


suchalovelywaytoburn

Tahani but only because Tall Lady Good


SeatownSpy

Tahani is a stone-cold stunner, and that accent? Elinor’s a cutie and hilarious - it’s just Tahani is 🎯


Khonshu-I32

Tahani


axe1970

janet obviously


MandyPandaren

Tahani. Hands down!


buttermilkmoses

Tahini


Equalanimalfarm

Yes


jennyfab216

Purely looks - Tahani Whole package - Eleanor


FormorrowSur

Kamilah


MrsBubalah

🤣


jd_beats

The correct answer is Michael, thanks.


Moon_Raider

Two different kinds of hot. They both had their appeals. The real answer is C, Janet. Edit: I agree that this whole cast was hot because sometime reminded me of shirtless Chidi.


jensmith20055002

Tahani is hotter in this show because Elenor’s clothes never matched her personality. Whoever dressed her was bizarre. However, every one in the cast is hot and talented. I wouldn’t kick anyone out of bed.


jazzyx26

Tahani


insanity_1610

It goes: Chidi Tahani Micheal Eleanor and Janet tied Jason


g1rlcore

tahani


JinTheBlue

Michael. It has to be Michael.


YouStupidBench

I'm not into women, so obviously Michael, even if he's way too old for me. But 50 years ago, wow: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Cheers/comments/fd2lyf/ted\_danson\_was\_even\_more\_of\_a\_babe\_when\_he\_was/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cheers/comments/fd2lyf/ted_danson_was_even_more_of_a_babe_when_he_was/)


daneelthesane

Definitely Tahani.


ChayLo357

Tahani


fresh_dyl

Sexy giraffe


snufffilmbuff

Obviously tahani, you can’t argue that.


Secure-Badger-1096

Michael.Duh


simp_for_dio

Chidi, he's the ideal man


schafkj

Chidi. It’s Chidi.


anay_1110

Try a get karma


q-cumb3r

what kind of question is this? jason.


luke-flek

Janet. No questions


Artiepops101

Chidi


neogreenlantern

Janet, Eleanor, and Tahani are three different types of hot that are equal. It's like chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry from the same really good ice cream brand.


Ratio01

Michael is the objectively correct answer


badcactustube

I’m straight, but I can acknowledge male beauty when I see it. It’s Michael.


RJMcBean

So many answers. Eleanor, probably first place, she’s the smartest overall and so pretty. Jason and those cheekbones that could cut steel in his suit on the way to save Janet with Michael on the railroad thingy, Tahani, needs no explanation, Trevor because I have a mad crush on Adam Scott, Chidi, that bod and I relate to the severe anxiety. Not Michael. Too much of a father figure and my dad not only raised me single handedly, but was a huge Cheers fan. Not Janet because she’s too much of a BFF type.


Diligent-Cat-767

Tahani gets my bisexual vote


divodolce

Tahani all day, that skin


GoldenPotatoOfLatvia

Tahani. She's the hottest girl in mant, MANY shows I've seen.


Wide_Smoke_7595

janet


EyewarsTheMangoMan

Tahani


WrongGarage420

Tahani is hot as all but Eleanor has a better personality but let's be real the winner is Janet


vasibak

Michael ofc


unkn0wn_enigma

Michael is hottest.


jpalotes

Janet is the hottest.


Procrasturbating

Why is Janet not on the options list here? I vote Janet.


rhunter99

Eleanor !


HonestlyJustVisiting

Jason


TrueBlueCreations

Michael (I am a very homosexual man).


just-wondering98

Tahani, but and this is crass, have you seen Janet’s butt?


FembotFemputer

Why must we pit women against each other? Can we simply not just kiss both?


kimsala

Seriously? Ted Danson has been hot since Cheers.


Top_Suggestion5780

I did not expect this many people to reply to this post 😄


Top_Suggestion5780

I did not expect this many people to reply to this post 😄 This was just to see some statistics but it got a lot more replies than I thought


NostradaMart

A better question would be fuck, marry, kill: ​ Michael, Eleanor, Tahani. ​ go !


Lonely-Hobbit

Pretty nasty comment coming but Tahani and her DDs are why I finished this show. She’s stunning loved her outfits.