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PressureTop3636

Playing the guitar badly, wearing beads, talking about ‘One Love’ and pretending you’re friends with Central American villagers - who by the way despise you - before heading back to your parents’ five-bedroom house in Surrey, doesn’t make you a spiritual person, it makes you a bellend.


ContributionWrong673

I think you were right about his song Katie😌


xXBurnseyXx

Ohhhhhh fuck off Ben


tadpolesrbabyturtles

that's just a way to make you seem interesting to girls because deep down you know your boring and pretentious. just like your stupid fucking dreadlocks, which by the way, always look embarrassing on white people. they're not counter cultural, they scream "i've got a trust fund!!" so get a normal haircut, you unbearable prick.


EdinJamie10

I think Will’s overemphasising the word ‘fucking’ or even ‘fuck’ in a lot of scenes is absolutely amazing😂😂😂. One of my favourites is the one where they go camping and they start burning his things😂😂. ‘What the *fuck* have you done?!’ ‘I’ll chill when you stop burning my *fucking* possessions!’


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STOP BURNING MY THINGS! 😄


xXBurnseyXx

Oh alright i forgot!


Glozboy

People in the cinema cheered after that speech when I saw it.


TwoDGamer

Well those people need to shut the fuck up. It's a cinema not a pantomime


thecaptainleeds

Oh no it isn’t!


GatesyG

Oh yes it is


Eastern_Chemist3726

Superb comment my dude.


southlondonyute

The whole cinema cracked up for this part 😂


FirminoNo9

Alistair for me.


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Wowzerooney


the_usurper69

Super thanks


Kyriacou141

Did he just say super thanks?


Ok-Confidence-3793

Uh excuse me, HES TALKING!!!


magnolia_lily

Especially all the sexy ladies


More-Raspberry-6293

He's wheely annoying


dan9938

Oh fuck off Alistair, you dick


Punkrocker80

He was always a dick. He's not going to become more interesting being stuck in a hospital bed, is he?


Eduard-Stoo

🎶BADLABAM-BAM-BOO!! AGGHHHHH!! 🎶


magnolia_lily

Carly. CARLY.


emimagique

You're a dick!


dan9938

No, you're a dick!


h0llie123

I didn’t like him when he was well, I didn’t like him when he was ill and I don’t like him now he’s getting better.


Bitter_Outside_5098

can I catch it?


h0llie123

No, you cannot catch kidney failure.


Dizzy-Following4400

I give Jay props for this, I hate it when people suddenly like someone because they’re sick or dead like if you didn’t like them just say it


GHayes93

Simples.


PuddlecombeJunction

“Excuse me? I’m talking!”


ExpeditiousGemini

Excuse me everybody.. uhm I WANT TO TALK!


Flimsy-Aardvark13

Ben the non guitar, guitar playing dreadlock guy


AraiHavana

Almost unbelievably, he’s also Vigilante in Peacemaker


The_Briefcase_Wanker

wtf that blows my mind. He’s great as vigilante.


couplatreethings

To be fair he’s great as Ben, it’s just ben is a dick


The_Briefcase_Wanker

Agreed. Didn’t really have a chance to shine in the movie. Nobody did, really. It’s not a very good movie.


gilestowler

She was played with so much cringe inducing accuracy. The stereotype of a posh home counties kid "doing" Asia.


TimeWontWaitForYou

The second film just really doesn't do it for me. There's still some fun moments but idk the whole main plot just doesn't really seem very worthwhile or interesting.


scottfultonlive

Fully agree with this but Awobabob Bob is maybe the funniest few seconds in isolation of the whole thing


SamCham10

No you fucking didnt you said awobabobbob


Mouse2662

It was all worth it for awobabob bob


Zaptain_America

Jay's reactions in that scene are what makes it so funny- "No you fucking didn't, you said awobabob bob" kills me every time


scottfultonlive

Same. Even when he looks round to Simon to check if he also heard and goes ‘what?’ He absolutely nails the reaction it makes the scene


Hwxbl

And when Jay tries to punch his uncle and he carries on talking


lefffffff

Yeah the end seemed like a waste of time


lazzzym

It really just didn't add much to anything... it very much felt like a cash grab rather than an actual reason to bring the gang back together.


lefffffff

Let’s face it it probably was


EzSp

All movies are cash grabs


Triple_Manic_State

I honestly thought it was better than the first one, but maybe that's because I saw it with my mates in the cinema.


EverybodySayin

I saw both with mates at the cinema. Came out of the first one quoting it all the way home. Came out of the second one running out of stuff to quote after about a minute and all agreeing it was a bit shit.


SteadyProcrastinator

Funniest part was the shit at the water park - and they pretty much stole that scene from Kevin and Perry


EverybodySayin

Kind of a mesh of two scenes from that movie as well. Obviously, the poo in the face is the main one, but also the walk-off with the sad music afterwards was probably inspired by the sick scene.


Triple_Manic_State

Nah Neil accidentally pissing all over Simon's face.


Hot_Price_2808

The first 30 minutes are hilarious but after that it's not that funny. I enjoyed it though.


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Bitter_Outside_5098

Watch out for the fuck hole


Silent_Rhombus

It’s so bad that I remember when they were dehydrated in the outback I thought to myself that I wouldn’t really care if they actually died.


TheZac922

I think I found it funny because it really does send up that Byron Bay backpacking/tourist scene really well. Plus “awobabobob” is one of the funniest cinematic moments of all time lol.


jamesrodriguez97

Yeah it was very disappointing to say the least, the characters just turned into weird simps and the storyline wasn’t remotely believable whereas the first film was funnier and more realistic, most groups of mates would go to malia for a pissup but they wouldn’t go to Australia a few years later, sleep in a tent, chase a girl around the outback, accidentally get engaged via a zoom call etc, just a bit daft tbf


Puzzleheaded_Toe2574

I watched it for the first time in 10 years and what struck me was the Palma Violets soundtrack. I didn't even remember that they'd done it but man I had a really enjoyable wave of nostalgia for 2014 as soon as those tunes came on.


CozzTheDesertFox

Yeah exactly katie was so fake. Couldn't stand 2nd movie it ruined their girlfriends from the 1st movie


pleasedtoheatyou

Yeah I thought the first movie had a great ending to the show. The second movie just felt mean-spirited. I always felt like part of the show was, yeah these guys are hopeless idiots in different ways, but they're all also 16-18. Most of us are at that time. To me the first film kind of felt like it was ending with the note that they're leaving that era of their lives and probably will become more well-rounded people. 2nd movie was just like "nah they're gonna be twats forever"


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I don't really mind the second movie changing things. I always thought the message was that the boys don't need girlfriends to have fun in life, because they've got eachother for that. It's further exemplified in the scene where Will tries to do this massive apology speech, and before he even starts it, the other boys have forgiven him and are ready to head out to have fun and help Jay.


innocentusername1984

This was the problem with making the second movie. They tied it up with them realising a lot about themselves and getting girlfriends at the end of the first. When most of the comedy centres around them being losers with women and having that awkward teenager complete lack of self awareness, they had no choice but to regress everything.


PiemasterUK

I don't think it's exactly unrealistic that the 'holiday romances' they had when they were 18 didn't last very long. In fact, I would say that is pretty much par for the course.


TheZac922

Yeah it felt refreshingly realistic. I’m sure a lot of us thought that girl/guy we met on holiday would be the one.


LordofFruitAndBarely

It’s not regression though, it’s time passing. Simon is still with Lucy in the sequel. Neil was never gonna stay with Lisa, and the fact that Jay is not good with women is the whole driving point of the plot of the second movie. It’s a natural evolution of their characters and their relationships with women


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What an annoying woman. Really fills the stereotype of trying to be well travelled and cultured lol. Anyone else think the bit with jay wanking in the hostel was just creepy as fuck? I feel that bit isn’t mentioned enough 😂


Bulbamew

Completely forgot that happened. Jay wanking to fucking *Will* did not get nearly enough mockery from the other lads as it deserved


mankytoes

It's the dead eyed stare, possibly the grimmest moment in Inbetweeners history.


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No it was definitely jay lol. Tried to find a clip of it but can’t haha


HypnoticJerk

Who?


Horsewithasword

Only culture people like her have grow in a petri dish


Bbew_Mot

Oh well, at least she's spiritual!


NotACyclopsHonest

I liked the second movie when I watched it, but as time has passed I have increasingly viewed it as unnecessary. The boys got a great send-off at the end of the first movie.


LAzarBeams2376

Carly


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Carli, moreso her portrayal in the show, is a fucking angel compared to some of the movie characters.


PiemasterUK

No idea why Carly gets so much hate. She is a pretty realistic portrayal of the average "cool, attractive popular, teenage girl". Yes she is a bit of a bitch at times, but at other times a lot nicer than she really needs to be.


PearlFinder100

She’s a lot nicer to Simon than he deserves, given his behaviour is utterly unhinged at times.


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She honestly wasn't that bad before the movies. Her and Simon's interactions were just awkward, but that was due to Simon really. Then the movies tried to paint her as this absolutely awful person for some reason.


TrashbatLondon

In fact the movie was possibly the perfect story arc for her, where a popular girl leaves school and enters the wider world and gets a bit of a shock when she realises the social status she enjoys in a small community doesn’t exist in the wider world, and slightly loses the run of herself, but in a quite tame and innocent way. The end to her story was Simon realising she’s human and no longer coveting her, and Carli expressing that humanity without doing anything wrong or bad.


PiemasterUK

By the movies I assume you mean the first one as, to the best of my recollection, she wasn't in the second one. And in the first movie what does she really do? She is infatuated with an arsehole guy and so does some cringe things as a result. In the grand scheme of things that isn't much of a big deal. Heck I bet most of us IRL have done some equally cringe things in the name of teenage crushes.


h0llie123

She really could’ve been way worse


dindane

After what Simon does in 'bunk off' she would have been completely justified in never even speaking to him again


southlondonyute

Agreed. Simons gf was objectively worse


fish-and-cushion

Got to be Jay's dad. Terminally unpleasant


Otokonoko-2004

He even fucking put down his family's dog, like, God…


PuddlecombeJunction

His cousin(?) in Australia… “We could do with some more White Immigration around here.” Everything I needed to know to know he wasn’t someone nice.


TheZac922

A weirdly accurate portrayal of that kind of casual Australian racism.


yougonedonefuckedup

[Not even close](https://inbetweeners.fandom.com/wiki/Squirrel_(Will_Is_Home_Alone))


BupidStastard

Pisstaking squirrel


randylove69

I enjoyed it but mostly because I’m an Aussie.


DJSlimer

I went to the same school as Emily and I was mates with her brother. We lived on the same road, but not in a posh area as you'd expect. She's nowhere near as annoying in real life.


GWD9911

Ooooooo actor friend!


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Oooo best friends forever and ever


dhi-hin

Tara all she does is moan


NotACyclopsHonest

Beebity-beeb-beeb-beebity-beeb-beeb!


dhi-hin

“Time for another Tara update”


NotACyclopsHonest

THIS CONVERSATION IS SPECIFICALLY ABOUT TARA!


tekkerstester

Hannah Tointon though.. wowzarooney


LosersWipe

I can't believe it, I ain't ever seen an ass like that... The way she move it, she makes my peepee go a-Toin-toin-toin


TamElBoreReturned

Well yes, that’s what the character was supposed to be. Annoying. Hardly a revelation.


KopiteTheScot

I can fix her


Augustleo98

Katie was fit as fuck, wouldn’t date her because she’s annoying but id fuck her fucking fanny of you twat, if you wouldn’t fuck Katie, you’re probably gay. Sex is all about looks, you don’t need to know or like someone’s personality before fucking them, unless you’re marrying them, personality doesn’t matter 😂. So yeah she was annoying but she’s just there to look fit and act kinky, the directors intention with her was for the viewers to fancy her and want to fuck her, not to make us fall in love with her or intellectually stimulated by her. She was fuckable, that’s what the writers intended, she did her job. Most annoying character is Neil’s dad. Proper weirdo.


gridlockmain1

Well that’s a touching sentiment


taureanpeach

I’ll touch your mum’s sentiment


IroquoisPliskin_UK

What does that even mean?


taureanpeach

It means I’d touch her arse. With my cock.


budget-lampshade

Check the dudes profile. A poet, he ain't.


Augustleo98

I could be a poet but that’s boring.


hattorihanzo5

This actually reads like Jay wrote it.


UltimaWolf13

i read it in my head in Jay’s voice and i see what you mean


Augustleo98

Exactly lmfao. That was the point. I don’t think the incels that downvoted who have never had a girl even say hi to them understood that. They hate women so they can’t admit the girl is attractive 😂.


claydentures

Brilliant


Augustleo98

Glad someone appreciated it 😂


claydentures

“You put your knob in a basket? Neil how utterly deplorable!”


Augustleo98

😂😂😂


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Carly for sure


tadpolesrbabyturtles

and ben


Kcmg1985

Weirdly I stayed in this hostel the same year as the film came out. I can confirm, they got it pretty much spot on 😂


Idolforimbeciles

World of Inbetweeners, also known as, England!