That watch could be a remote timing device for dangerous explosives! Looking at it could be an act by a man trying to detonate deadly bombs!
Why do you support terrorism?!?
I want to know more about a self defense system that includes frat boy maneuvers like sucker punches and crippling someone by kicking their knee sideways when they are completely unprepared
I’d love to see the Craigslist ad for the actors.
**“Seeking motivated talent for exciting independent action film! Many opportunities to work with seasoned choreographers. Transportation will not be provided and liability waiver is required.”**
“So I think my sister’s boyfriend is starting to warm up to me… he’s been letting me help make some really awesome self defense videos for his dojo… he says I’m lucky because once people realize how awesome he is, he’s gonna be super rich…”
This Russian guy is just walking up to his neighbor, unprovoked, and trying to kick them for no reason. A lack of training, however, makes it look more like a clown show.
Where have I seen this plot before? 🤔
I have such a hard time with systema - at its core, it wants to be Combative training, but then it introduces all of this 'natural motion' gibberish that just makes the techniques look artificially unique without adding anything to the fight.
Why is he demonstrating how to kick a man looking at his watch and minding his own business?
its russia, sir
People who know what time it is are the most dangerous in Russia.
Yeah he’s demonstrating the correct way to have good relations with your neighbors
That watch could be a remote timing device for dangerous explosives! Looking at it could be an act by a man trying to detonate deadly bombs! Why do you support terrorism?!?
Because the terrorists are more fun to drink with. When they party, they bring down the house.
The element of surprise. Disable your opponent before they know they are your opponent. It's the key to pre-emptive self defense.
I want to know more about a self defense system that includes frat boy maneuvers like sucker punches and crippling someone by kicking their knee sideways when they are completely unprepared
This was election training in Russia
Attack them before they attack you. Especialy the old, they can't be trusted.
He's checking his watch....menacingly
How to assault a person 101
Well ya know they invaded a country that was minding its own business soo...it's a cultural thing I guess.
It gives you an idea of the Russia
It’s thug training.
It's self offense.
Police training
Did you not see anything about the invasion of Ukraine?
Ah yes, attacking defenceless people not paying attention to you, truly a top tier martial art
top tier *self defense*
The best defense is a strong offense… and this is very offensive
I love how the guy in the grey T shirt keeps trying to order a drink at the bar, and just gets randomly assaulted every time
Its the ruSSian way
It is kind of their MO.
Lovely demonstrations of “How to mug an unsuspecting bystander”
it also includes the follow-up course - “How to mug an unsuspecting bystander - with friends!”
I'm waiting for the sequel "how to perform home burglaries on the elderly".
Or making an arrest. Those are legit techniques for that.
I’d love to see the Craigslist ad for the actors. **“Seeking motivated talent for exciting independent action film! Many opportunities to work with seasoned choreographers. Transportation will not be provided and liability waiver is required.”**
This resembles how fights go in GTA 5 with NPCs.
GTA NPCs are more dangerous
Hell yeah next exceptionally tall guy I see minding his own business is fuuuuucked
The guy with the knife in the bar looks so defeated. I'd let him give me a little stab just out of guilt.
I like that they scan around for danger evrytine like a tiger might just randomly stroll by
What an asshole!
You too can be an asshole learning his systema!
No. That’s Jason Bourne.
No. That's Jesus Christ.
This guy trained under grand master Stephen Segal.
The Lights Went Out in Georgia hoodie move is legit.
So is "spartan kick to pelvis"
Most of these seem like he’s teaching us how to mug someone…
They used one of my favourite cheese metal tracks :( Time for my annual metal binge Manowar - Warriors of the world united
It's fun to role play and I don't kink shame but beating up NPCs is way more fun on GTA
Pretty good technique! I would say this is what the russian police trains to arrest "protesters". Those people minding their own business are NO JOKE.
Feels like I’m playing GTA but with worse graphics 😂
So 2 systema guys can take 1 person who's standing still...
Simply the act of using systema will stop any opponent from resisting immediately.
Self defense against unsuspecting bystanders!
Brothers everywhere, raise your hands into the air
This video perfectly describes russians. They love to hurt people who are minding their own business.
Who buys these training videos for our entertainment? Thank you!
It's nice when your enemy just stands their like a manakin
This is more like how to mug someone.
It's like an assassin's creed game lol
This looks like manlit Karate it's very dangerous and hard to master
Welcome to Nerdsmashing 101; don’t try this in a fight. This is for when you’re a dick aggressor and the other guy is just waiting for his Uber
Ah yes sucker punching an unarmed and unsuspecting civilian sure is badass.
Hey look it’s the fighting style used by every aggressor we used in our military line training!! They do exist!! lol.
This guy is the king bad ass of taking down people who are not expecting it. I now feel safer on the streets.
Wow. How tough. How very macho of them. I’m so, so, so impressed. 😐
Is this an instructional on how to kidnap people off the street?
I don’t know you! Get away from my purse!
If someone's ever trying to shake your hand with punching pad, you slap that shit
This guy thinks he's somethin else
Looks like someone has anger issues.
First rule of fight club is to always attack first. Even if it there is no threat of danger
You can tell it's real by how he punches then once and they always go flying back, I always fly across the room when someone punches me in the chest.
"How to fight someone who will let you win"
Defense? This man is full on attack mode.
Is it self defense if they aren’t attacking you? Looks more like bullying
I like the move where they grab tall dude like a ladder then dude pats him for a wallet
Is this Systema Kata?
I quite enjoyed this one
“So I think my sister’s boyfriend is starting to warm up to me… he’s been letting me help make some really awesome self defense videos for his dojo… he says I’m lucky because once people realize how awesome he is, he’s gonna be super rich…”
Russian police defense against peaceful protesters. Stop them before there are too many.
Got him with the hoodie Scorpion cram crunch.
Step 1: tell your opponent to stay perfectly still and not fight back
Well seems like I just gotta let the violence run me over nad hope not to die ...just like a bear attack play dead
Casino security
Looks, ironically, like sloppy Krav maga
How to DESTROY an innocent bystander
I'm just seeing different ways to assault someone who is doing nothing to you
This clown graduated from Steven Segal's academy.
Roosha is not scary in the slightest
That fan hasn't had a talking to in awhile.
How to convince ur friends how to injure them, proving nothing
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pussies
I volunteer for him to manhandle me
Looks like assault to me
This feels like something from a sketch show with the opening and closing bits snipped off.
The casual component is one of the most intriguing to me. It’s like, if you look like you’re trying too hard, you can’t be a part of my fake dojo.
'If I should fall in battle...'
I've def done the hoodie attack on my little brother
The smugness is what really annoys me
The Manowar puts this over the top. Love it.
He used the Dim-mak. What the hell is a dim mack? Def touch.
😂🤣
I see Napoleon Dynamite’s brother really made it out.
This Russian guy is just walking up to his neighbor, unprovoked, and trying to kick them for no reason. A lack of training, however, makes it look more like a clown show. Where have I seen this plot before? 🤔
I’m going out just standing like a twig…that’s the shit no one ever says!
Never ever do you see these guys in the ring! Save your money: punch and kick straight; stay fit; avoid trouble.
Innocent bystanders why the fuck you took me down for
Solid tactics for fighting mannequins
russian bullshido
I have such a hard time with systema - at its core, it wants to be Combative training, but then it introduces all of this 'natural motion' gibberish that just makes the techniques look artificially unique without adding anything to the fight.
Russian martial arts be weird