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Jack_King814

HOOTY ACCUSED OF THIRD DEGREE MURDER


Hooty-Hoot-hoot

You will never catch me


Edric-Blight

The only thing that scares me is Hooty


EdaClawthorne

Breaking news: Hooty has committed multiple war crimes!!!


lurker_archon

>"The Geneva Convention? I just switch the don'ts to do's, and call it a bucket list." -Hooty


Hooty-Hoot-hoot

And I stand by it


NathanCoolest

Hooty did actually commit a warcrime in agony of a witch


EdaClawthorne

I mean, they attacked first. That's something


SuperCooldude27

But, he did take hostages for tea time.


Hooty-Hoot-hoot

Hoot hoot no they love it


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NathanCoolest

But Hooty Kinda Took His P.O.W.'s And Tortured Them With The So Called "Tea Time"


EdaClawthorne

Hey, I love tea time


Hooty-Hoot-hoot

Boo


TorchTheR

I know the feeling buddy. He attacked me yesterday, I'm surprised I'm still alive.


The_Portal_Passer

How is it that Hooty is capable of being adorable, repulsive, terrifying, and disturbing all at once?


sansthegod--8

Sans: you can't hide from your sins


jayatco552

r/blursedcomments


dimreaper888

And devouring there souls


Lumina_Landercast

Me:HOOTY...what did we say about mass murder and genocide? Hooty: that it's...ok? As long as I'm wiping out one million moms Me: good job you remembered!


High_Seas_Pirate

[Actually, it's just the one mom.](https://www.glaad.org/blog/its-not-one-million-its-one-meddling-mom) She's not some huge, powerful organization, just a Karen with a Twitter account.


Igotsadog

Friggin Karen


Hooty-Hoot-hoot

Time to go on a hunt


EdaClawthorne

A witch hunt


Hooty-Hoot-hoot

No that Karen hunt


Useful-Sheepherder-5

God speed hooty god speed


Lumina_Landercast

In that case hooty Is wiping out One Meddling Mom along with everyone that ships sking. That glorious day was known as the Sking massacre.


sansthegod--8

Well that's going to make my job a lot easier


Useful-Sheepherder-5

Lol


FanOfFictionFifty5

This is clearly a lie! 3rd Degree implies it was an accident. Hooty is omnipotent, so he would have known EXACTLY what he was doing.


Wortilus

Murder of the first degree Or mass ethic genocide YOU DECIDE


High_Seas_Pirate

>mass ethic genocide Well sure, we murdered all those people but it was the ethical thing to do.


Wortilus

Exactly


Hooty-Hoot-hoot

I killed anyone who doesn't support Lumity


Wortilus

Hooty you just kill people


SuperCooldude27

Shoot they found me!


Hooty-Hoot-hoot

Time to die


WaitingToBeTriggered

YOU’RE IN THE BULLETS WAY


Hooty-Hoot-hoot

Bruh I be bullet hoot hoot


Igotsadog

He just wants to have tea with them


Chrisman4379

Yay I’m so happy for them!... wait what did hooty do?...


TorchTheR

We don't know, there weren't any witnesses left.


N0rwayUp

Just like a Eversor.


no_im_not_okay

He wiped out one million moms.


StickzTheRox

Good job, Hooty!


TorchTheR

Like I said; no survivors. Good job Hooty.


AnonymousFire_

Very proud fandom


ThyOtherFriend

_Local witches gay...good for them, good for them..._


luckyfelix2020

Only 3rd? I guess they didn't find the other bodies yet. Bet hooty laughed when they said 3rd. HOOT HOOT


Hooty-Hoot-hoot

Hahahahaha hoot hoot


luckyfelix2020

Of all the histories greatest monsters you are by far you are the most evil thing I've encountered; offer you soul to me dark one.


Hooty-Hoot-hoot

I will be haunted by my actions for life


lexus_roy

No I am the Greatest monster in history I am King "King" of Demons I am the greatest and most feared monster in history. Bow before me Mortals BOW !!!!


StarPlatinum55

When Lilith tried to capture Eda with those guards, it seemed like she was the only one who made it back to the castle...


no_im_not_okay

I have a feeling that I know what Hooty's tea is made of...


Hooty-Hoot-hoot

The blood of my enemies hoot hoot


EpicMuttonChops

I have a theory that the guards aren't actual people. In Agony of a Witch, Hooty just slides right in to where a guard's face should be and there's nothing. I think they might be something like puppets


walketotheclif

It looks that hooty and I have more thinks in common that I tought


EMC1201

Hold up


Meplumplum

r/holdup


Hooty-Hoot-hoot

If there is a screenshot pls put me in a red rectangle


EMC1201

Ah yes, thank you.


JanisIs_A_SpaceDyke

Hooty did what????


Hooty-Hoot-hoot

I killed one million moms


TorchTheR

You are a good house demon thing, thank you.


Geminiraptor

These Witches Gay!


101Aster101

Breaking news: 1 Million Moms got bashed for being homophobic!


ThrawnMind55

Breaking news: Hundreds go into shock from an overload of cuteness from the Grom Dance.


aristhemage

That hooty bit really got me


furry_kokichi

good for them fyi i was talking about hooty


Scoobydoofan234

Several of the guards from the emporer’s coven have disappeared days before unity day. Among them, Coven leader Lilith Clawthrone.


crarbil

Good for them, also, hooty, PATHETIC! YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!


Wooty_Wooty_Dooty

Oh they emperor's coven just hasn't found the rest of the bodies yet, that's why it's only 3rd degree


pubbye

im not even surprised hooty committed murder


lurker_archon

Belos: No. This is foul. >!One of them is a wild witch!<


S_Lukiuz

He will always be haunted by his actions


clellgooch

HOOTY DID WHAT?


FeelingPrettyChill

Luz is bisexual and Amity is lesbian.


Bluecat0817

I know, but that didn’t fit in the meme


kaitlynsnf

these bitches gay... GOOD for THEM


AnOwlHouseFan

HOOTY WHYYYY


dekar25

They should add corpse desecration to Hooty's crimes. The tea party counts right?


Emperor_Belos

The day of lumity is among us


lexus_roy

Not Again Hooty this time I won't help you how many times I have told you Hooty if you murder people not to leave any witnesses alive. Now I have to clean up the mess again otherwise we booth have to be on the run again.


tyfufotdutdutz

And ok witches local that’s lesbian are


mged_juju01

Wait what?!... They are multiple degrees of murder?


Hubertinio12

Shit just went from 0 to 100 real fucken quick