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Strange_Collection79

Let's be real, y'all'd play the heck out of this.


pic-of-the-litter

Starting weapon would be a brick.


Lucy_Little_Spoon

Underappreciated gem of a response xd


GlandalfTheGrey

Soup for my family


AzazelTheUnderlord

[obligatory soup speech meme](https://youtube.com/shorts/XMsePUGy_Eg?si=CX-Ub1kWDl4zlyny)


TheDrunkardKid

[Also obligatory Soup meme](https://youtu.be/fNcYtcVn-8k?si=Zy_4pvSwEbGdaZSxp)


EmoGarfield

[Can’t mention that phrase without me plugging this fire song](https://youtu.be/2Do0MIq9GSw?si=cIWjOZRaawuIS86Z)


OkDepartment9755

The only question is, do you play as a trans person fighting a bigoted system? Or a young MAGA man fighting a "world gone woke"? In the former, i'd play for the main storyline. In the latter i'd play just to experience the world of open gay polyamorous marriages, abortion clinics on every corner, and weed as far as the eye can see.


IeatMicrowavedCats

that is a contraction i never expected to hear


LilaTheMoo

What even is the joke here? What are they trying to say? Because all it looks like is they literally just threw trans on something and decided that constitutes a humoring.


Technisonix

Trans people heisted my fucking GENDER 😭😭


nerdyleg

That’s right, and I’ll do it again if you insult my mother like that again!


laix_

Baaaiiiin! My gender is in custody!


Buttersweetsympothy

Trans kind of sounds like Grand They tried wordplay. I'll give credit that it is technically a joke. It's an improvement


deathsheadhouse

they're throwing a fit bc drama alert (keemstar) referenced a several year old reddit post stating that the female protagonist in the new game may POSSIBLY be trans. It's not confirmed, and idk who would actually take keemstar as a good reference for information lol


NightFire19

Now, to be fair, there is a fairly popular game that does this with conservatism...Bioshock 3. However it actually takes the effort to deconstruct and analyze the ideology instead of using it as simply a punchline.


TheDrunkardKid

I mean, is this even a complaint? The series has an expansion literally titled "The Ballad of Gay Tony." At this point, that's one of the draws.


ratticus-finch

WOKE Rockstar using GAY PROPAGANDA to turn our CHILDREN into GAY men????


unpersoned

If that released today, they'd have a collective meltdown to rival Chernobyl from the title alone. If San Andreas came out today...


TheDrunkardKid

Big Smoke's order, but it's just various genders and pronouns.


Drexelhand

and none of that tastefully nude bubblebath concealed shit. it went full frontal dick 'n balls.


Prevarications

Be trans, do crimes


Aforgonecrazy

I hope they put dylan in gta 6 simply because it would be the funniest thing ever


Lucy_Little_Spoon

And make her a main protagonist. Front and center role would be best.


ratticus-finch

Having her be the spokesperson for Pißwasser (in-game Budweiser) would be pretty epic.


Sati__

I love how it translates to piss water lmao


Lucy_Little_Spoon

OMGosh yessss


[deleted]

Make it better Eliot page


Admirablelittlebitch

This person is terrible at editing


pic-of-the-litter

And yet, I'd still be doing crazy leaps over the low walls of a parking garage with an AK on a rampage, so, I guess I don't see the problem?


RandomHornyDemon

That is the saddest attempt at a photoshop job I have seen in my entire life and I photoshopped a poorly cropped picture of E.T. on an even more poorly cropped picture of the Enterprise and called it a day all the way back in school. Also ffs there's already a T in that abbreviation! If you want to show your pathetic wannabe humor, at least do it right. TTA, I fucking can't even... Other than that I would 110% play a game called GTA: Woke City.


Falchion_Alpha

Ukrainian is a gender now?


balatru

well they always said that a U follows Q


Pr0tored2

Ah yes. Grand theft auto. The franchise that never has queer or POC characters.


JustGingerStuff

Gta is named after the crime, so how do you get convicted of trans theft auto? Is it when you trans the car owner's gender as you steal their car?


TheDrunkardKid

Steal only their transmission.


BigSexyE

Woke City goes hard tho


Just_A_Nobody25

There’s no way this isn’t a shit post, the original I mean. I just can’t fathom it being unironic lmao


toidi_diputs

Oh look it's the same three people transphobes have been harassing since the beginning of time. They really are relentless fucks, aren't they?


xSantenoturtlex

They are OBSESSED


revolutionPanda

I would 100% play this.


AgentOfEris

“Be gay, do crime” the video game


BHMathers

Ah yes, my favourite sexuality: Ukrainian


floffmuenster

y'know, kinda hope right wingers do end up boycotting GTA 6, maybe there'll be less toxic players in multi. lol


DjCyric

They are just completely making shit up to be angry about now.


Captain_Copperplate

At least if you aren't gonna be funny you could LEARN TO FUCKING EDIT YOU DUMBASS BOOMER


the6crimson6fucker6

They don't even try any more. #Green Trans Asexuals #Woke City or #Gendered Tolerant Anarchists #Walkable City or #Governmental Totalitarian Antifa #Democrat City It's so fucking easy, but they don't even try.


Radiant_Battle9259

Gods the art work is terrible, if you’re gonna insult us, at least make the execution worth looking at.


NeatReasonable9657

i want the hottest and coolest person in the game to be a trans person just to fuck with the right


Pretty_Chemistry_589

LEAVE DYLAN OUT OF THIS SHE IS A NATIONAL TREASURE


IronChefJesus

I hope all GTA games in the future are in fact, “woke” as fuck, and these guys don’t play them so we can just fucking enjoy them in peace.


Brigapes

I'd buy that


I0N_Man

Is this supposed to be a bad thing?


Tenmilliontinyducks

Please say it's real


[deleted]

This just makes us even more badass tbh. I would play the hell out of this if this was a real game.


Gracegarthok

Good god whoever made this should never be allowed to edit images again


bennygoodmanfan

If anything it wouldn't be woke because it portrays black people as criminals Also plz help I'm out of the loop


NorthPengyyy

Wasted opportunity to put Trans Theft Auto on the Gaystation


[deleted]

Take a joke.


mazjay2018

conservatives getting all in their feelings over the trailer just tells me that rockstars satire game is as sharp as ever


Furyofthe1st

Let's be real, whatever shit for brains churns these out is so far right that 'Woke' is everything to the left of hunting the homeless for sport and profit.


Drexelhand

*"the liberal communist woke mob wants to cancel me for threatening my own ex-girlfriend and her family with my constitutionally protected firearms."*


Falloutnerd10

This would be the only gta i would play


heck_naw

looks fun


SoftPastelsYT

I’d spend more hours on this game than I do on Stardew Valley and Smash Ultimate combined. For context, I have over 800 combined hours on those games