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GrandSeraphimSariel

Damn, they couldn’t even bother to use a different picture for each post…


Kye_ThePie

Because that picture is there only material they can get to say he’s nazi lol


thefugue

“We went through a half hour of Joe Biden’s speech with the sound off and found a frame where he looks like someone we’d vote for- here’s what we found!!!”


leonnova7

WAHHHH THE COLOR REDDDDDD


[deleted]

*Pay no attention to MAGA hats*


Thomas-The-Tutor

Which is the color of conservatives.


Matrixneo42

A photoshopped picture no less.


FriendlyLurker9001

Or bother to put them in order of historical events. I don't know why but the chaotic order really bothered me.


Bartender9719

Gotta consider what their metric for humor is - plus, who is surprised the libertarians think it’s fire? They started as conservatives that were too dumb to defend their arguments.


strangecabalist

So they chose an even more empty and selfish philosophy and pretend it is somehow better. ALl tAXatIoN iS THefT!


EndRough24

"We don't like the guvmint cuz taxation's theftttt" "Ok, then don't vote, drive on roads, drink or use tap water, go to a park or use any public recreation areas, or use any products that you aren't harvested and produced within your land or a walkable distance of your land." "that's stupid, what'r u talkin bout?" "Well if you do any of those things, you're supporting government programs." "Y'al iz stupid, guvmint don't do nothin fer no one"


PoeticPariah

Give 'em a break. They just upgraded from two jokes to three.


TheLuckySpades

They had 2 jokes before?


antunezn0n0

no way they made a Biden is Hitler joke three times in a row with the joke just being a thing hitler did with names swapped


[deleted]

Nine times.


Top-Storm-3797

*Nein times.


koboldByte

I mean, we do say they have one joke for a reason.


crappy_entrepreneur

To their credit, they did manage to write a whole joke that wasn’t about trans people.


CptCono

We at 2 jokes. Is someone keeping track somewhere?


LewdieBrie

Whew if they get another joke it will be too high of a number for them to count.


Odd_Investigator8415

They almost had a 3rd one this week with the new Lord of the Rings show, but couldn't quite bring themselves to make "black people in a fantasy world" into anything coherent. Are they ever mad at that show though.... whew!


reble02

So we are up to "I'm rubber your glue" and "attack helicopter" got it.


NessicaDog

I want a recount on the number of jokes there


Stevemc32

"the left portrays everyone they don't like as a nazi"


MeTheGuy12

to be fair france randomly surrendering to biden was funny to me


roswell_84

All surrender to Brandon, there is no opposing the Brandon. Art School do not reject Brandon, Brandon rejects the Art School and reclassified it as a gender reassignment production facility


fogledude102

Operation: Dark Brandon is a go


MarnTell0rpo

Has been on fire, as in trash that's burning uncontrollably


FanofThings32

2015:"these LIBS keep calling us nazis! What a bunch of crazies!" Now:"Red light? Gotta be hitler".


Shababajoe

Gotta love "libertarians" the house cats of political beliefs. Fully assured in their independence while being completely unaware of the massive support systems around them.


princess_sofia

I don't need public roads! I could easily ride a horse to my white collar job every day!


abhi1260

“France surrenders to Biden” Hell yeah. Based dark Brandon.


Cakeking7878

On the other hand, [The Onion](https://www.theonion.com/greg-abbott-fills-last-few-open-seats-on-migrant-bus-wi-1849488328) still knows how to make jokes about nazis


ashtobro

Right wingers are going non-stop with portraying themselves like Jews in WW2, despite being much closer to the Nazis by comparison. Like who the fuck do they think they're fooling by talking about camps for undesirables? That's a Republican's wet dream, and they've already taken bodily autonomy away from women/people that can give birth. The projection from the right is more insane than usual this week, and I'm not sure what to think of it. It could be just more pathetic attempts at stoking hatred and fear of Democrats, but the target audience kinda *tried to violently overthrow an election already.*


Ninja_attack

Which is hilarious that suddenly they're so offended by nazis, but you never heard a peep from any republican about all the nazi flags and Confederate rags at Trump/GQP rallies. Hell, Trump wouldn't even denounce white supremacists without pulling teeth.


Alert-Supermarket897

The one in the bottom right corner is funny but all of the ones after that is just the same joke


ruuster13

Biden's strategy is an instant winner. He doesn't have to capture the heart of the country; he only needs to divide the Republicans. The insane MAGA reaction is supposed to alienate the sanity faction. Problem is... do they really exist?


SassTheFash

They've literally been discussing this on Arcon, worrying the speech will push some crazies to action and thus prove the speech correct.


Zealousideal_Ad8934

Isn’t Biden’s brain so far gone he doesn’t know where he is? Pick a lane right wingers.


Just_Taylon

Zoom out of the fucking picture, that's all I ask


brawndofan58

I didn’t even know there was blue lights around the red lights because they keep posting the cropped picture. Just shows how desperately dishonest the right is.


Just_Taylon

And white lights. Patriotic as lighting could get.


KarachiKoolAid

Ok but France surrenders to Biden genuinely sounds pretty funny


ultimatepenguin21

Just more proof that they have literally no good material for their "jokes". Plus, isn't it a bit weird for the party of actual Nazis to call Biden a nazi? Like, these peoples brains are so broken that they can't even remember what side they're on.


YourFavoriteTomboy

Babylon Bee is just the unfunny cousin of the Onion


pirkage

They want to be the onion so, so badly


Geoconyxdiablus

I thought by fire they meant flaming turd...


BlueScrean

I’m pretty sure there’s even 3 more of these.


Unlikely-Object9721

Wow they subbed in Biden for Hitler. What comedic geniuses!


Top-Storm-3797

Alright that last one's pretty good. Though I'd use any art school rather than Austria's; it has similar connotations.


DannyMThompson

You say that, but all nine of them are just *something Hitler did* with the same picture of Biden.


Top-Storm-3797

Hey, Dark Brandon rises. But yeah, it is too repetitive to be really funny.


ARandom-Penguin

Since when did Hitler make a nonaggression pact with Poland?


DannyMThompson

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/German%E2%80%93Polish_declaration_of_non-aggression


[deleted]

Try nine, or a million more, maybe one will be funny?


LewdieBrie

Duhhhh I know what that meanssss, it’s just like that guy who killed 17,000,000 Jews, slavs, Romani, homosexuals, trans people, crossdressers, communists, trade unionists, and etc through both a war of genocide of Slavic people and destruction of entire generations of people in death camps. Fuck Babylon Bee, yes Biden is awful and he kills people, but you cuntservatives aren’t the victims here. Fuck’s sake.


Kvltist4Satan

Everyone conservatives don't like is Hitler. Obama was Hitler, Hillary was Hitler. I just don't think they actually get history.


[deleted]

Remember when conservatives were sure Biden would never beat Trump and they thought if he won he’d only be a puppet with dementia and they never took him seriously or were scared of him at all? Now they’re saying he’s the next Hitler😂 shit man, remember when they’d get defensive when liberals would compare Trump to Hitler? Now they’re comparing Biden to Hitler😂😂


Pokemanic33

Is this supposed to be the Babylon Bee's take on the "No Way to Stop This" Onion headline? That's kind of sad


MHadri24

"Establishes Secret Police" oh silly Babylon, it's called the Patriot Act


ForeverShiny

Some of then had my chuckle though, like the art school one. Here I'll try one: "Biden starts painting his German sheperds." "Biden announces Riefenstahl to film the Oympics"


AlpacaMan104

Hey guys Hitler = Biden


AlternativeCredit

I get it red = Nazi Oh wait isn’t that the colour of republicans…


micah490

It’s all the same joke? How is that funny


MayDay_Maniac

Where is the joke here, they’re just being morons


Zealousideal_Ad8934

Isn’t Biden’s brain so far gone he doesn’t know where he is? Pick a lane.


lebaneseflagemoji

If the onion had done this it would have been hilarious


Niomedes

This is actually pretty funny though.


RaymondLuxuryYacth

Your comment is fire 🔥


J3ffreyD4hmer

it's called SATIRE...it's supposed to be ridiculous. same as The Onion.


[deleted]

Except The Onion is actually funny. Babylon Bee is the opposite.


J3ffreyD4hmer

Comedy is subjective. You may not find it funny but others do.


NoPseudo____

France surrender to biden ? More like: France launch all of their nuclear arsenal before all of the leaders shit their pants ans leave


morgan_is_okay23

Ngl the art school one is pretty good lmao


Assaulted_Pepper_ec

This isn’t even all of them 💀


MaggiMesser

Isn't their whole stick that he hates America and wants to burn it to the ground? Why would he then simultaniously build up something like HJ? So fucking stupid!


light_butheavy

I can’t wait to see somebody’s uncle post this like, “see I told y’all Biden is apart of the new world order…he wants one united government”


hunga_munga_

haha brandon is hitler uhuhuh funny !!!!!!!!!


bonedaddy1974

Fucking stupid people my gosh please let a few of these people come around to reality


ohbewise

Does this mean they like Biden now?


Matrixneo42

Projection 📣


cobaltsniper50

You know, to some extent I agree with them. If he was going to take an aggressive stance (which I support) why did he choose a background so… menacing? I mean, how could they not have known conservatives would make a field day out of it?


Arachno-anarchism

Jesus, this is just sad


Reconstitutable

I wish a fascist would.... Can't wait for these incel cosplayers to get their asses handed to them by the guard when they declare open war.... *pats new kettle corn cooker*