It's that kind of talk that makes me want to marry you. ​ But instead, I'm leaving town forever.

Where I am going, you cannot know. How will I get there, Uh.....I haven't decided yet. \-Woodrow

ps: I am gay

6 words: I’m not gay, but I’ll learn

I'm married to the sea, I no speak English, I don't want to kill you but I will.

Homer, for the last time, I am not putting that.

"Dear baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."

One of my favourite Simpsons lines of all time!

I never realized that the Woodrow letter mastered the art of saying absolutely nothing beautifully.

Wine for 3

I get this now, I used to think she was drinking for fun, HA

Edna crying when she gets stood up by woody is one of the saddest moments on the whole show. Not nr 1 sure, but up there.

[Sexiest moment on the whole show](https://frinkiac.com/img/S03E16/973780.jpg)

Stupid sexy Crandall

[Sure about that?](https://frinkiac.com/video/S10E15/8UflffEwf_YDqjk9V2BzoSCZ5SA=.gif)

Ha!

Different episode buddy. But still would choose Edna Bootyiful than 🎈

Ay caramba

I was considering this the other day. Another one that I find devastating is when Bart tries his absolute hardest to pass the test to avoid repeating the 4th grade, and still fails. He bursts into tears and it’s just this horrible realisation “this is the best I can do, and I still failed”. Fortunately it has a happy ending, but it’s so heart breaking.

Oh yeah, that one always gets me. He really tries, and still fails

I still find it sadder in that episode when his family is having fun in the snow outside and he’s stuck inside studying.

"Yesterday morning, I put your photo up in my garage to inspire me while I gapped my spark plugs."

"Yesterday morning, I put your photo up in my garage to inspire me while I gapped my spark plugs."

Woodrow. She was interested in a former President, not a woodpecker.

I know it was Woodrow but he signed one of his letters with Woody and that's funnier

Wasn't it a picture of Gordie Howe? Just called him Woodrow

Yesum

Strap on your skates Gordie, you’re going in!

She was interested in Woodrow's woodpecker though.

“Here's a photo that will get your pencil moving.”

sniff for the Charlie Brown candle

I've always wanted one of those, and while they probably exist, I could never bring myself to light it.

Good grief.

Didn't see that coming

Buy it with all that money you got from the city for being accidentally sewn into the pants of the big Charlie Brown at the Thanksgiving Day Parade

I HATE little bald boys. Every time I see one, I feel like I'm back in the pants.

I’m scared about how much I need wine!

"Is this how you pictured adulthood when you were a kid?" "Yes, but I was a very depressed child."

Please don't tell anyone how I live

One of the most relatable quotes for me.

Ahh, nuts. I mean, um.... Ahh, nuts.

"Don't worry. Most of you will never find love and marry out of fear of dying alone."

"Others may find out life isn't fair. In spite of your Masters from Braemar, you might end up a glorified babysitter to a bunch of dead-eyed fourth graders while your husband runs naked on a beach with your marriage counselor!"

Bryn Mawr

Oh, come on now, Edna, both you and I know ***these kids have no future!!***

Prove me wrong, kids! Prove me wrong.

I sure do miss that laugh.

Any time I hear the wind blow, it will whisper the name... "Edna".

Lowenstein.

[удалено]

Yes, yes, it’s all a rich tapestry…

Not Simpsons but in a similar fashion I always think of this cookbook ‘Microwave Cooking For One’: https://www.amazon.com/Microwave-Cooking-One-Marie-Smith/dp/1565546660

Are you sure you're not here for this? [https://www.amazon.ca/Conquering-Senility-Arthur-Walsh/dp/0939332159/](https://www.amazon.ca/Conquering-Senility-Arthur-Walsh/dp/0939332159/)

I keep forgetting to buy that...

Not as sad as Weber Cooks: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7hF41qPkJxs

He grabbed with his *bare fucking hands*!! After *ten minutes* in the microwave! "It's kinda hot," he says. Also, what is that music? I actually kind of like it... Oh my gosh, thank you for this.

The nerve endings in his fingers are as dead as the light in his eyes. Here's the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blcDcMElwew

Bought 💵🙏🏻

I always wanted one of those Charlie Brown candles.

And to all the Moe's!

And their 2 knives!

I gotta tell you, it’s pretty terrific

Moe Moe Moe How do you like me? How do you like me?

Moe Moe Moe Why don't you like me? Nobody likes me.

Isnt moe married? Or did they walk that story line back?

Heh I'm actually Moe, was lonely then I found my Maya and now I'm happy. We do exist.

I guess I havent gotten to that part I'm still on s14

Fair, I havent seen it myself yet but I have heard about it from YouTube.

What about Groundskeeper Willie?

"Do Not Touch - Willie"

Good advice.

"I'm not gonna tell you what the guy is into."

Don’t bother willie between 2 and 4 that’s willies time

Willie hears ya. Willie don’t care.

Make way for Willie.

I am currently eating instant ramen so i feel this

Tom Yum Soup 🍲🙏🏻

Ugh id kill for some of that right now. Thai place a few miles away has a killer Tom Yum and Tom Kha. Haven't been there in ages.

tom yum soup tastes like garbage tho fr

[Errrr ok](https://frinkiac.com/img/S05E20/526058.jpg)

From one Edna to another - cheers, sister. Bon Appetit!

HA!

HA!

Thanks, I hope you too!

Dear baby, welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You.

Seymour, swallow that apple sauce and kiss me! I’m afraid I already swallowed it while you were talking.

I like when she and skinner are eating dinner together and he get mad at her for stealing school supplies and says “I’ll bus my own cart”

Me alone at my dinner table, scrolling Reddit and eating my jambalaya: •ᴗ• Me seeing this meme: •ᴗ• Me realizing I'm the target audience ಠ_ಠ

[Hot Jambalaya!](https://makeagif.com/i/-H6oJ6)

Love the peanuts cameo

Mad love for Edna!!

Tell her her rump's as big as the Queen's! And TWICE AS FRAGRANT!

Me too. I sleep in a big bed with my wife

Wait did I just notice that Charlie Brown candle

Edna Krabapoly

Edna is an inspiration, helped Bart when he needed it, uttered some A-grade snark, knew what she wanted and how to walk out when someone wasn’t giving it to her, wasn’t a cool teacher like Bergstrom but didn’t leave on the first train like Bergstrom either, a personality rich enough to attract both Sideshow Bob and Ned Flanders. I’d be proud to share a lonely meal with her and her Charlie Brown candle!

Today's soup is tomato 🥫

Wine for two

For 3 would it be too much... 😬

Is the plural of Edna actually Ednae?

[Here’s a photo that will get your pencil moving](https://i.imgur.com/lbLwFkU.jpg)

I'm 40, I've identified myself with every single character thrughout the years, eventually getting to homer (do it for her) and skinner and edna. Damn this. I hurt so much for those characters and myself

Is that a Charlie Brown candle!?

Man, I usually come to The Simpsons subreddit to cheer me up. After reading this thread, I guess I should go to /r/depressed for a pick me up.

Hah!

Finally...it's the fifteenth. https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dPFgurMJugc/TV-VSeCXP5I/AAAAAAAAAAY/\_qP2Mj5Rfo8/s1600/morningsun.png

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0f6N0ypfJoU&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE

She did it to herself by being a ho

Wow, it's weird I haven't been alone for 12 years now...

I sleep in a racing car. Do you?

Electricalbigaloo7 sleeps in a big bed with his wife.

Soup of the night

And all the Waylon Smithers, go home to your can of mushroom soup

Thank you