People's Choice Award is America's greatest honor.
Styrofoam is not made from kittens.
The UFO was a paper plate.
The Nerds on the internet are not geeks.
The word "cheese" is not funny in and of itself.
The older Flanders boy is Todd, not Rodd.
Lyndon Johnson did not provide the voice of Yosemite Sam.
If you are reading this you have no life.
Roy Rogers was not buried inside his horse.
The other UFO was an upside-down salad spinner.
Our universities are not "hotbeds" of anything.
Mr. Dershowitz did not literally have four eyes.
Our viewers are not pathetic, sexless food tubes.
Audrey Hepburn never weighed 400 pounds.
The "Cheers" gang is not a real gang.
Salt water does not "chase the thirsties away".
Licking an electrical outlet will not turn you into a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger.
Cats do not eventually turn into dags.
Bullets do not bounce off of fat guys.
Recycling does not deplete the ozone.
Everything is 10% fruit juice.
The flesh eating virus does not hide in ice cream.
Janet Reno is evil.
V8 juice is not 1/8 gasoline.
Ted Koppel is a robot.
Women aren't from Venus and men aren't from Mars.
Fleiss does floss.
Quayle is familiar with common bathroom procedures.
Bsart is bad to the bone.
Godrey Jones' wife is cheating on him.
The Beatles haven't reunited to enter kickboxing competitions.
The "Bug" on your TV screen can see into your home.
Everyone on TV is better than you.
The people who are writing this have no life.
Ladies and gentlemen, over the course of a career a newsman becomes aware of certain facts which, for one reason or another, he cannot report. It doesn't seem to matter now, so; THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE GAY
Someone had to take the baby sitter home, and that's when I noticed she was sitting on her... SWEET CAN! So I grabbed her... SWEET CAN! Ooh just thinking about her..,. CAN... I wish I had another! SWEET SWEET SWEET SWEET SWEET S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET...
2, 4, 6, 8--Homer's crime was very great! ... Great meaning large or immense. We use it in the pejorative sense!
Mr. Burns: "Who let this angry mob in here ? "
It was Smithers! also it's ok, they're with me
“I’ve never met Homer Simpson, but I….” (Sobbing) “Your tears say more than real evidence ever could.”
NO, BEN, NO!
I have a question ben!
A sex farm for sex hookers
A more alarmist name would be **The Kill-bot Factory**
I sent wave after wave of my own men at them.
The key to this attack is the element of surprise. SUPRISE!
YOU SUCK!
This technology is new to me but I’m pretty sure that’s homer rotating in the oven
Our infrared camera indicates that he has reached a temperature of 350 degrees. He's literally stewing on his own juices.
#SIMPSON SCANDAL UPDATE Homer Simpson sleeps nude in a oxygen tent that he believes gives him **sexual** powers!
That's a half truth!
People's Choice Award is America's greatest honor. Styrofoam is not made from kittens. The UFO was a paper plate. The Nerds on the internet are not geeks. The word "cheese" is not funny in and of itself. The older Flanders boy is Todd, not Rodd. Lyndon Johnson did not provide the voice of Yosemite Sam. If you are reading this you have no life. Roy Rogers was not buried inside his horse. The other UFO was an upside-down salad spinner. Our universities are not "hotbeds" of anything. Mr. Dershowitz did not literally have four eyes. Our viewers are not pathetic, sexless food tubes. Audrey Hepburn never weighed 400 pounds. The "Cheers" gang is not a real gang. Salt water does not "chase the thirsties away". Licking an electrical outlet will not turn you into a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger. Cats do not eventually turn into dags. Bullets do not bounce off of fat guys. Recycling does not deplete the ozone. Everything is 10% fruit juice. The flesh eating virus does not hide in ice cream. Janet Reno is evil. V8 juice is not 1/8 gasoline. Ted Koppel is a robot. Women aren't from Venus and men aren't from Mars. Fleiss does floss. Quayle is familiar with common bathroom procedures. Bsart is bad to the bone. Godrey Jones' wife is cheating on him. The Beatles haven't reunited to enter kickboxing competitions. The "Bug" on your TV screen can see into your home. Everyone on TV is better than you. The people who are writing this have no life.
Turn it off!
Are you talking to me? No, my son is also named Bsort.
Ladies and gentlemen, over the course of a career a newsman becomes aware of certain facts which, for one reason or another, he cannot report. It doesn't seem to matter now, so; THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE GAY
I just want to say that we need less Homer Simpson’s, and more money for public schools!
No Ben no!
Overnight updates from the Simpson house. Marge Simpson has put the cat out. Maybe, we can't be sure because it was harassed by Homer Simpson.
Looks like bad news for the... IMPSON family!
Someone had to take the baby sitter home, and that's when I noticed she was sitting on her... SWEET CAN! So I grabbed her... SWEET CAN! Ooh just thinking about her..,. CAN... I wish I had another! SWEET SWEET SWEET SWEET SWEET S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET...
The clock going apeshit in the background really puts the cherry on top.
Oooh, portrait. Sound classy.
Starring Dennis Franz as Homer Simpson.
Homer, this is God…
Frey Jones from Rock Bottom
So is this the Sneed's Seed & Feed location before it changed owners? Is that Chuck?
Mr. Simpson-NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Oops
Hehe, here comes the bouncing ball of justice!
I thought you grew up on a farm!
we grew sorghum!
Harden up Pat