Marge to Lisa
Always be yourself. If you want to be sad, honey, be sad. We'll ride it out with you. And when you get finished feeling sad, we'll still be there. From now on, let me do the smiling for both of us.
I hadn’t rewatched that episode until FXX got the rights to the series. Suffice it to say, rewatching that episode in my 30s hit a lot different than it did when I was in grade school
If it's clear and yella, you've got juice there, fella!
If it's tangy and brown, you're in Cider Town!
Now there's two exceptions, and it gets kinda tricky from here. Adirondack cider can be yellow if you're using late-season apples. And of course in Canada, the whole thing's flip-flopped!
Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and um Oh, wait a minute!
Actually a woman is a lot like a beer. They look good, they smell good, you’d step over your own mother to get one… but you can’t stop at one, you wanna drink another woman
When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!
“I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!”
This quote hits more true with each passing year.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such...
Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
I want to share something with you. The three little sentences that will get you through life; Number One: "Cover for me". Number Two: "Oh, good idea, boss!" Number Three: "It was like that when I got here."
Kids, let me tell you about another so called "wicked" guy, he had some long hair and some wild ideas, but do you know who that turned out to be? Hmm, I forget, Marge you know who I'm talking about right? He drove that blue car.
Put a pinch of sage in your boots and all day long a spicy scent is your reward.
Could get you beaten up tho
Well, anyone who beats you up for having a pinch of sage in your boot isn't your friend.
Nah, I'd call on my burly protector to spring forth and save me.
Hark to the tale of Nelson and the boy he loved so dear
“They remain the best of friends for years and years and years!”
Aw geez
Money can be exchanged for goods and services
So you’re saying $20 can buy many peanuts?
Not in this economy!
But $20 is still $20...
Marge to Lisa Always be yourself. If you want to be sad, honey, be sad. We'll ride it out with you. And when you get finished feeling sad, we'll still be there. From now on, let me do the smiling for both of us.
One of the more genuinely heartwarming moments
Marge is too good for this world
❤️❤️❤️watched that episode last night, it’ll stick with me forever
Marge to Lisa You are Lisa Simpson
I hadn’t rewatched that episode until FXX got the rights to the series. Suffice it to say, rewatching that episode in my 30s hit a lot different than it did when I was in grade school
You can't keep blaming yourself, just blame yourself once and move on.
I believe it’s “you can’t keep blaming yourself…”
Yes, you are right. I was going off the top of my head. I shall fix it.
What episode is this? I don’t remember this line.
A Milhouse Divided (S08E06)
If it's clear and yella, you've got juice there, fella! If it's tangy and brown, you're in Cider Town! Now there's two exceptions, and it gets kinda tricky from here. Adirondack cider can be yellow if you're using late-season apples. And of course in Canada, the whole thing's flip-flopped!
That season pass pays for itself after the 14th visit
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Damn good catch
Ugh! You can stay, but I'm leaving!
One of my favorite back and forths in the whole show.
There’s 3 ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way.
Isn’t that just the wrong way?
Yea, but faster!
Strap yourself in and feel the Gs!
Oh Lord.
Do not touch willy.
Good advice
It takes two people to lie: One to lie and one to listen
What does that mean?!
But Bart, how can a lie exist if there's no one there to hear it?
Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride I say take it!
Lousy traumatic childhood! 😡
You don’t win friends with salad!
Sorry, I got caught up in the rhythm.
Love that scene
I tell myself this every time I make a salad.
Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and um Oh, wait a minute! 
Actually a woman is a lot like a beer. They look good, they smell good, you’d step over your own mother to get one… but you can’t stop at one, you wanna drink another woman
When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!
When a fire starts to burn, there's a lesson you must learn. Something, something, then you'll see, you'll avoid catastrophe!
Sidewalk’s for regular walkin’ not for fancy walkin’.
Now you simmer down I’ll let you go
Mono = One Rail = Rail
And that concludes our 6 week course
The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races
I think that might actually work lol Also, inflammabelle means flammabelle?
If you ever go back in time, don't step on anything. Because even the tiniest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine.
Don’t crush anything? I’ll crush whatever I feel like!!
Stupid bug! You go squish now!
ill be 40 soon and i say this when i squish bugs. lol
Don't discourage the boy, weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.
You tried and you failed. The lesson is, never try.
Also- “Trying is the first step towards failure”
“Nuc-u-lar. It’s pronounced nuc-u-lar.”
When the sign says “don’t feed the bears”, man you better not feed the bears 🐻 💪
Stupid risks are what make life worth living
Is your heart beating a mile a minute? Well, mine's doing that ALL the time. I bet your left arm is tingling too.
"Aim low. Aim so low, no one will even care if you succeed."
If anyone needs butter it’s under my face
"If you don’t like your job, you don’t go on strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed." — Homer Simpson
That's the American way!
It’s funny because just a couple seasons earlier, Homer was the union president at the planet and literally led a strike…lol
If it's brown, drink it down. If it's black, send it back.
Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head...like a certain Uncle did one gray December morn...
Shoot em all and let god sort em out… now let’s never speak of this again
If I don’t see it, it’s not illegal.
“I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!” This quote hits more true with each passing year.
No way old man, we’re gonna keep rockin forever… forever… forever
I was one of the earliest Gen Z's and I already consider myself to not be with 'it' anymore. Truth be told, I look down on my peers.
Leaves of three, leave them be. Leaves of four, eat some more.
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Heya Moe, why you no talka with your accent no more?
Mama Mia!!!
You always want to walk with traffic. Or is it against traffic? No, it’s with traffic, with traffic.
Especially when you’re wheeling around a yard king
No she won’t! When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous monsters who always want more, more, MORE!!
And if you give it to them you’ll get plenty in return
I’ll tell you about it when you’re older
How to make a California Cheeseburger and that rolling only spreads the flames around
That fire cost mad dog the use of his pants
Cheating is the gift man gives himself.
Why should the race always go to the swift or the jumble to the quick witted?
Some people got it, some people don’t. And you, my young friend, do not have—hold on, I wanna finish this thought outside.
I own him! And all the subsidiary rights!
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Dinners in the oven. If you want butter it’s under my face
Don't worry money, your money's money is all that monies.
20 dollars can buy many peanuts
Explain how
Money can be exchanged for goods and services
“Never try.”
A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle
A mounds bar is not a sprinkle! Perhaps in Shangrilah they are but not here
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such...
“It was just vapour lock!”
I’m Joe Namath… my car broke down…
Don't touch, Willie.
Good advice
“just because you’re a lesbian doesn’t make you less of a bein”
Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
Homer stop reading that Ross Perot pamphlet
"Remember what I told ya" -Joe Namath
I want to share something with you. The three little sentences that will get you through life; Number One: "Cover for me". Number Two: "Oh, good idea, boss!" Number Three: "It was like that when I got here."
If you tie a piece of string around your finger real tight, it’ll turn purple!
I can see I’m not needed here
Be *in* the game, but not *of* the game.
What’s the sound of one hand clapping
No matter how good you are at something, there’s always about a million people better than you
If your nose starts bleeding it means you’re picking it too much. Or not enough
Don’t poo-poo a nickel!
🎵 You don't win friends with salad 🎵
Food goes in here!
It sure does
Stupid babies need the most attention
How to get out of jury duty
“Shoot them all and let god sort it out.”
Kids, let me tell you about another so called "wicked" guy, he had some long hair and some wild ideas, but do you know who that turned out to be? Hmm, I forget, Marge you know who I'm talking about right? He drove that blue car.
I hope you learned your lesson Lisa, never help anyone.
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Weaseling out things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Well... except the weasel.
Ned have you tried any of the other major religions? They’re all pretty much the same.
Damn Flanders…
Stupid sexy Flanders!
If the berries are too tart, just dust them with confectioner's sugar.
Historical records are spotty at best.
💥TRYING IS THE 1ST STEP TOWARDS FAILURE 😔
Compliments
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson here is never to try."
Trying is the first step towards failure
People die all the time, just like that. Why... you could wake up dead tomorrow.
The lesson is, never try.
If somethings is hard to do, then isn't worth doing it.
Work was hard so we quit
Homer out here “quiet quitting” long before that was even a term
Marriage is a lot like an orange. First you have the skin, then the sweet, sweet innards.
Potassium benzoate is bad
Push her down son
Nothing gets chocolate out…see
There's only so many times I can say I'm sorry and still mean it.
Lather, rinse, repeat. Always repeat.
The best meats in the rump
there's the truth and the truth!
Lisa. Never, ever, stop in the middle of a hoedown.
Another good bit of advice is when Homer says “and when a woman says nothing is wrong, that means everything is wrong.”
Do not touch - Willy
Good advice
Don't give women nicknames like "Jumbo" or "Boxcar", and always get receipts - makes you look like a business guy!
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is...never try."
You can run. But you can't glide!
It's a long show. There's probably something about apostrophes in there.
Never try
Remember what the ski instructor said! If you ever get in trouble, all you have to do is….
“There is no apostrophe in The Simpsons.” —Shary Bobbins
The lesson is, don't try.
The Simpson’s what?
Clever
You can’t argue with results 