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AllofTimeAllofSpace

French author. Name sounds like “ball sack” (scrotum). The “potty mouth” part is more the joke as Homer thinks Marge is just being profane. I hoped this helped.


boysetsfire1988

You did it nibbles. Now chew through my Balzac.


BigConstruction4247

https://i.redd.it/wk2sww19wz8d1.gif


drazoofun

This episode has a lot of dick and balls puns and jokes


Em0JifaceplayZ

Okay, Skinner. That's the last time you'll slap your Willie around.


12oohoohimahom

Do not touch. Willie. Good advice


make_em_say

And all of our lives are better off for it.


No_Combination1346

I'm out


gmwdim

Imagine how much better of a writer he would have been with air conditioning though!


AllofTimeAllofSpace

Camus can do (with air conditioning) but Sartre was smarter. Edit: Spelling


PyrrhicLoss2023

https://i.redd.it/euggf8tdrz8d1.gif


TollyVonTheDruth

Scooby-Doo can doodoo, but Jimmy Carter was smarter.


AllofTimeAllofSpace

Both probably had AC too…


ryanosaurusrex1

(Camus)


kimblebee76

-Wayne Gretzky


rmcintyrm

-Michael Scott


r4th4t

Robert Pinsky https://i.redd.it/jxh0jtaza29d1.gif


xdraftsmanx

I’m also sure he’d be proud that his descendants had piping hot tap water and plenty of warm, dry underwear.


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

Hot tap water would make it easier to cook pasta. That would been an interesting plot twist for Pere Goriot, eh?


Time-Space-Anomaly

I can’t hear Balzac without thinking of that scene from The Music Man where some old gossipy ladies are complaining about the librarian recommending books: [Baaalzaaac](https://youtu.be/U2ZVUvf6Pa0?feature=shared)


TabmeisterGeneral

It's also funny because ball sacks get really sweaty without air conditioning


PM___ME

My favourite version of this joke is from a song called The Philosophical Zombie Slayer and goes "if you think he don't know Frenchmen you can suck on his Balzac"


Kalle_79

The joke didn't work in Italian, so I wonder why the didn't change the reference... Especially weird considering the Italian dub pretty miche became its own show due to plenty of glorious creative liberties.


NarmHull

Balzac was a writer, he lived with Allen Funt Mrs. Roberts doesn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a-


Odd-Biscotti-5177

I'm the first non-Brazilian to travel back in time!


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Correction, you're the second. That's right, Mr. Peabody!


oh_marmalade

Quiet, you!


shotgunmouse

That always cracked me up because where did that come from 😂


DR3WSY

In case you’re actually asking, they’re two characters from The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle - Mr. Peabody and Sherman, who got up to time-traveling themselves (which is the joke here.)


shotgunmouse

I knew the characters but not that they were from R&B so thanks for that info – but I really meant the “quiet, you!” cuz it’s so random


capsaicinintheeyes

hoo, boy...[you're not gonna like the real answer](https://www.cracked.com/article_31595_unpacking-the-simpsons-most-confusing-treehouse-of-horror-joke.html) ^((EDIT: keep scrolling past the first batch of ads/sign-up offers; h/t u*|*opackersgo)^)


LazyShucker

Saved you a click: It was “a ‘total non-sequitur’ and ‘not a reference to anything, just a funny line.’”


mammothbarnicle

Non sequiturs are like bicycles. They never bathe.


opackersgo

Fucking hell, thats a lot of shit sentences before you even get to the explanation.


tonsillolithosaurus

This is what "News" is today.


body_slam_poet

Little brother, the news has never been "explaining 20 year old sitcom tv joke"


lisa_lionheart84

I don’t think Cracked falls into “news.”


WilledLexington

RIP cracked, I used to be on that page everyday reading the new articles as they came out, now look at it….


the-ox1921

I dunno, I like the real answer. It makes it funnier to me lol


Slow_Ad3662

So the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up?


asl052

Balzac was, among many other people in history, alive during a long period of time where air conditioning was non-existent. He was chosen for this scene only for Homer to mishear his name (Ball-sack, aka scrotum), and deliver his quip about Marge's potty mouth. Edit: Further explanation


Draco_Lord

NEEEEEEEEERD!


eastbayted

https://i.redd.it/wx18her6xz8d1.gif


F4T_J3DI_P4ND4

HOMER! Just tucking him in.


Blackmetalvomit

lol what episode is this?


stierney49

Boy-Scoutz ‘n The Hood


jtomatzin

In Lard of the Dance Lisa says the other girls make her feel like a baby and Marge says a baby couldn't organize a dance unless it was one of those superbabies from Brazil


GMHGeorge

I think it’s a reference to the tabloid stories of the time.


colimar

Probably another reference to The Boys From Brazil, but i would think they made the reference to some point in the 90s when the news focused a lot on delinquent kids and teenagers. The child services facilities were full of troubled kids and the images were of small scale prison riots and escapes. The law says anyone will be treated as adult after they get to the age of 18 and it is common to see, to this day, dudes who look 22 saying they are underage to avoid prison. Edit: typo from writing too fast on cellphone


tonsillolithosaurus

I agree it's a Boys From Brasil reference. Buncha other words though. . .


Training-Sail-7627

Grover Cleveland spanked Abe Simpson on two non-consecutive occasions _because_ he was the only president who had served in two non-consecutive times.


Master-o-Classes

It is weird to think there is a possibility that some future show could make the same joke about Trump.


Zerotwohero

I don't mean to alarm you but there may be a boogeyman or boogeyMEN in the house!


Trambopoline96

https://preview.redd.it/zzjqg4ijs09d1.jpeg?width=1256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66ae3fe3e1c94766ed8c6419064d8a507955e476


wangtoast_intolerant

One of my favorite lines in the entire series.


Enough_Echidna_7469

This is the most historically interesting fact about Grover Cleveland. Somehow I doubt it will be what Trump is remembered for (even if re-elected).


Apprehensive_Bit_176

“And they were eventually saved, by, oh let’s say, Moe”


shakha

I just read this as a story whose ending is so unimportant that they didn't even bother to write it. They're just saying, if you insist on having an ending, let's say Moe did it.


WingsTheMoon

Narrated by James Earl Jones


tonsillolithosaurus

Do you remember the time some group tried to award "James Earl Jones" something but when they gave him the plaque it said "James Earl Ray"? They tried to say it was an honest mistake but. . .lol.


Kramer7969

James Earl Jones was the guest speaker at a Martin Luther King event and James Earl Ray was the person who assassinated MLK so they instead of thanking James Earl Jones for honoring Martin Luther King Jr they thanked the person who assassinated him. For keeping the dream alive. It was not perfectly cromulent!


Snikle_the_Pickle

Plus the ending to Lord of the Flies, which the ep is based on, also kinda just happens right there in the last few pages with little fanfare, IIRC


Romboteryx

The joke’s just that the narrator is making it up as he goes along


mrsticknote

Lisa says she reunited the cast of the Facts of Life, "including longtime holdout Tootie"


Jaspers47

Actress Kim Fields had the most success after the show ended, going from the childish sitcom Facts of Life to the mature Living Single. She had the least incentive to appear in a reunion special.


tonsillolithosaurus

I only watched the show under protest but Tootie was the only black one, and very much used as a prop for "very special" episodes. I could see the actress being resentful.


CaptainSheetz

I think she just had the most memorable name. And that line doesn’t work with “Jo.”


GimmeDatDaddyButter

I think it was just a throwaway line. Man there is a lot of overthinking in this thread, please don’t take offense to that.


tonsillolithosaurus

Overthinking is why golden age Simpsons is golden. How many posts here are like "Wow I never got the reference, I just thought it was funny because it was so Random!" Turns out Adlai Stephenson was a joke irl and also on television.


YouSaidIDidntCare

"I have a ham radio." I just assume it's the redundancy of the person saying that on a ham radio.


shakha

Yeah, I think you're right. It's just the fact that the only communication this guy is doing is self-referential to the activity.


mammothbarnicle

Mmmm,....ham.


wangtoast_intolerant

I still don’t understand the irregular Oreos gag.


TheBridgeSign

I had trouble with that one too, but I think it's simply that it looks normal, but tastes bad.


mWade7

I always kinda thought that the ‘normal’ looking Oreo didn’t just taste bad, but it had something more sinister wrong with it - like there was something sharp in it. That’s why he just goes, “Oh.” and has a rather shocked look on his face (as opposed to a disgusted look).


LABARATI_

my thought was toothpaste gag oreo


Jaspers47

They forgot to add the confectioners sugar to the whipped shortening.


waaaghboyz

The one that doesn’t look irregular TASTES bad, which is what MAKES it an irregular oreo


wangtoast_intolerant

🤯👍🏼


Mcgarnicle_

Give this man a promotion!


waaaghboyz

Head Oreo Explainer


CIarkNova

He went to Gudger.


Master-o-Classes

He can't tell what is wrong with it visually, but he can taste what makes it irregular.


Maxpower2727

It contains a jagged metal Krusty-O.


body_slam_poet

Prepared by assistant puffer fish chef while the master was banging Crabapple.


WhiskySwanson

![gif](giphy|ANbD1CCdA3iI8)


LABARATI_

i always assumed the normal looking one was a toothpaste gag oreo


mammothbarnicle

I never have liked Oreos. I was allergic to chocolate til I was 12 years old. But also, why are they so darned black outside? Do they use octopus ink for food coloring? Seriously, I watch Japanese cooking shows and they sometimes use it to make black rice.


Striking_Bluejay9436

For years, I wondered what Gorbachev whispered to his driver, but then I found out it was Russian haha


Shto_Delat

“Now we see who the boss is around here.”


Light_Beard

\*Russian Chortles\*


simpsonsGifsAU

https://i.redd.it/dec6fsyudz8d1.gif


Thagomizered

[The Apple Newton had poor handwriting recognition.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_Newton#In_popular_culture)


Zerotwohero

BAH!


mupete

NEWT!


famous__shoes

Is a plum served in perfume floating in a man's hat a reference to something?


Dappled_Dragon

I just thought it was meant to be absurd, and even more so because Moe served it right up.


famous__shoes

Yeah Moe immediately having it was the best part of the joke


SayTheLineBart

It’s supposed to be a joke on Yoko Ono’s avante garde art, and then Moe just happens to have her exact order ready.


Upstairs_Ad_5574

Parody of Yoko Ono.


famous__shoes

I knew that, just wondering if she ever had a plum in a man's hat or whatever


RoyaleWhiskey

https://www.theverge.com/2016/10/27/13433304/yoko-ono-perfume-hat-art-exhibit She actually used it in one of her exhibits.


famous__shoes

Awesome


Upstairs_Ad_5574

*don't say Lennon* *don't say Lennon* *don't say Lennon* Uhh... John Lennon?


famous__shoes

*d'oh!*


mammothbarnicle

It sounds like a surrealist statement in the same style as a Rene Magritte painting, only in words. Or maybe it's just a baby's arm holding an apple. " The exquisite corpse will drink new wine". Guillaume Apollinaire, Jean Cocteau ,whatever, brandy buzz..hey, ...Brandy Buzz could be my drag queen name; if I ever wanted to become a drag queen.


Upstairs_Ad_5574

Armour Hotdogs was one i just googled because i realized i had no clue where that came from either lol


Light_Beard

"It's An elephant isn't it" Well it is and it isn't... if you catch my meaning


stierney49

Just a parody of the way some people haggle.


dimestorewatch

Flaming Moe's episode when Barney introduces his new friends Armondo and Raffi. I'm assuming it's a reference to something... but what!


Separate_Ad5604

Never thought it could be a reference to something, always just thought that the joke was that they have yuppie names


dimestorewatch

Makes sense, the character models were just so specific looking I figured they were referential but I've never been able to find anything to support that ... so you're probably right!


MaggotMinded

I think they’re just names picked to sound eccentric.


HardlyTheSpace

In the Australian episode why is Homer disappointed with the giant beer? Is it not big enough for him? Do Americans have beers that big already?


VictorAnichebend

I just think that Homer had unrealistically huge expectations for the size of the beer, so when it came and it wasn’t like the size of him he was disappointed.


Joon01

No. It's clearly an enormous beer. Anyone who had heard about the "giant beers" somewhere had and got this monster that the barkeep strains to lift would be satisfied. Not Homer. He was expecting something truly massive. He got one of the biggest beers anyone has seen but he's severely underwhelmed. He thought it was going to be a beerquarium or something.


Jaspers47

Foster's used to sell 25 oz cans of beer (pretty much as a stunt to compensate for the low quality). The joke is, Homer assumes all beers from Australia are oversized. When the bartender breaks out an eight-gallon can, confirming this, Homer is still underwhelmed.


throwaway9910191423

Is it not that he was expecting something not massive to be served, giving him an opportunity to taunt and mock...However, when it comes and it is even bigger than Homer expected, he has to concede, and fails to hide his disappointment about being one-upped?


SpaceFluttershy

This is always how I interpreted the joke myself


ChooChooHerkyJerky

“And if you say you’re a vampire, you get a free small soda!” This was explained to me on this sub at another time as meaning something like, getting a free something if you indicate you’re active duty. Makes sense. Just thought I’d throw it out there and see if that’s the consensus.


Light_Beard

Free small soda is a completely worthless add-on that lots of things would offer. it is basically nothing and so not a compelling reason to do something, but still everything tried it


Shipwreck_Kelly

Eugene and Rusty


JPMoney81

I think they are just generic pervert characters. That's why they are so pasty and gross looking.


StellarJustinJelly

Wow, a 50s nostalgia cafe!


stierney49

Restaurants designed with a particular theme were very popular for a while and I’m sure still are in some places. So it’s just a joke about how impressed they are and an establishing line the audience knows what’s going on.


SSpectre86

I believe they're referencing the part where Marge disappears out the ceiling, comes back through the door, and acts like it's her first time seeing the place.


stierney49

Oh, damn. If that’s the case then it’s just a gag implying Homer was so careless he threw Marge back in time.


StellarJustinJelly

Oh I get it, so she's the first non-Brazilian person to travel through time


RunnyDischarge

I didn't get Sneed's Feed and Seed for a while


Shogun_Empyrean

Formerly Chucks (suck and fuck)


Maxpower2727

It's a terribly overrated joke.


Guido_Jeezo

![gif](giphy|DDrXQpbKCdqFO)


CIarkNova

I prefer ‘you’ll have the power sauce-edge!’


Illustrious-End8301

Homer, those bars are just apple cores and chinese newspapers! Hey, that's how Ping(?) died!


SeanCaseyBlakeSnell

Hey, Deng Xiaoping died! Deng was the paramount leader of China in the 80s, died in the late 90s. Another of the world leaders that Homer is impressively aware of, like the Ayatollah, despite him being unaware of American leaders, like George HW Bush. 


RadioMessageFromHQ

He does have a comprehensive knowledge of Supreme Court justices though.


_grandmaesterflash

Like Warren Burger! Mmmm.... burger...


tommytraddles

Oh, not Souter!


Glass-False

Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?


rafatrev84

Earl Warren wasn't a stripper!


Maxpower2727

Now who's being naive?


accforme

He also seemed to be aware of President James Taylor's musical abilities.


signoftheend

*Former* President James Taylor


mammothbarnicle

I have a land deed from my family with president Taylors signature on it. Only I thought his name was Zachary. Oh well, it must be that other president Taylor. JK!! Old rough & ready from Mexican American war. And president Taylor from down on copper line. I love that song. BTW, I also have a family land deed signed by James Monroe. The lands are physically connected. We don't have the lands anymore, but I have the deeds.


AutomaticAccident

What's this about how Deng died though?


shakha

He had died recently, so the newspaper that would announce his death had recently been turned into a Powersauce bar.


So-Original-name

Hey, he knew former President Gerald Ford!


Cold-Use-5814

But Marge, it works on any Ayatollah! Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi... Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power!


Walton246

I never heard the "died" part clearly and didn't realize the first part was a name, thought Homer was just saying some phrase completely in Chinese.


Ordinary-Memory4549

I know Homer is in the background but it looks like Marge is massive next to tiny Homer


WelfOnTheShelf

In the European French version, Marge says Marie Curie. But that doesn't seem to mean anything...it's just true that Marie Curie lived without air conditioning. There's no joke or pun anymore. I had to explain this to my colleagues in French once, including the word for ball sack, which is one of the proudest moments in my life


rafatrev84

Same in the Brazilian Portuguese version. The joke would be the same if she swapped Balzac for Picasso. In addition to the famous painter, there is also a pun with "picaço", i.e., "big dick". "Pica" is slang for pen1s.


Sisyphuses

I still don’t get this one. https://preview.redd.it/nd9arihz959d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb2452bbdc6af5d8ca38aa08e586b70813d2b132


gnomechompskey

It’s in reference to the egg council lobbyists accused of “getting to Lenny,” a joke that someone promoting eggs must have been bribed or pressured into doing so. Just some fun absurdity.


rafatrev84

You’d better run, egg!


PyrrhicLoss2023

RDRR


Much-Equipment-6528

https://preview.redd.it/szi4z5b4f39d1.png?width=470&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc1ac7d5e46fe7ecac73120b7faad16fd2b27ccc


rafatrev84

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lippy_the_Lion_and_Hardy_Har_Har


MaggotMinded

That’s not really it… The students are asked to determine the rate of change of the curve described by the equation “y = r^3 / 3” (a calculus problem). To do this, you take the derivative, which yields “dy/dr = r^2 ”. Now, this is where their math gets a bit dodgy. You see, the “dy/dr” isn’t really a fraction, but a single term that means “the derivative of y with respect to r”, which *is* the rate of change that the teacher asked the students to solve for. Nonetheless, they have re-arranged the equation to give “dy = r^2 dr” or “dy = r dr r”. The students find this funny because it sounds like “har de har har” which is an old-fashioned way of imitating laughter, often in a sardonic way. The cartoon character Hardy Har Har is named for the same expression, but it is not the subject of the joke in the Simpsons.


JayshawnVoorhees

https://i.redd.it/msf13bdwz19d1.gif


howtoretireby40

*Yoinks back my upvote from that guy to give you you instead*


Light_Beard

"Yoink?!" Where the HELL is my Danish?


rafatrev84

Great explanation!


mammothbarnicle

I've got a drummer friend who laughs just like har de har har. He introduced me to Steve Marriott of Humble Pie and his bass player on their tour bus after my friends band opened for them at a small place in Cali.. I still remember him laughing as he had me get on the bus B4 him and they freaked out a little till good old BOB got on the bus and explained my presence. How's that for a sidetrack. I should have left bread crumbs.


Natetranslates

When Homer has that talk show to replace Krusty, Marge goes "My husband's a power-mad star. Maybe now we can get that padding that goes under rugs." But her lips move differently to what she's saying, so I wondered if she was originally saying something else.


JustLetTheWorldBurn

I've noticed a few weird animations when characters make a joke throughout the show, my guess was that they had to tweak the animation after rewriting a joke since the lip sync wouldn't line up with what they originally planned. Like the whole scene where Homer talks about his cousin who became Mother Shabubu, the lip sync is noticeably odd.


Taco_Taco_Kisses

"Everybody at school picks on the 'Popli' kids; EVEN ME! I just hate them SO MUCH! 😡"


Conscious-Coconut-16

His first name was Harry!


IvyTheRanger

Just because you can’t think of someone doesn’t mean you should be rude


DirkWrites

Bart threatening to get into the crawlspace again if Marge keeps teaching, and then…just getting into the crawlspace.


MaggotMinded

Getting into a house’s crawlspace is just a mischievous activity that a 10-year-old boy might find fun. For example, when I was that age I used to climb into the attic space above our garage even though it was musty and kind of dangerous up there. Parents tend not to like their kids exploring parts of the house that they’re not supposed to, and getting a kid out of a crawlspace who doesn’t want to come out would be a challenge, so all this joke is doing is alluding to a zany, frustrating situation that many parents might relate to.


DirkWrites

I pulled up the YouTube clip to refresh my memory and one comment suggested that someone on the writing team probably had a kid that did this kind of thing. That would make sense, though it definitely comes off as a bit of a non-sequitur gag.


dazrage

watch the potty mouth hunny


KaiserMazoku

Why is Ralph a Viking when he sleeps?


Maxpower2727

He dreams about being a viking. That's it. This is probably the single most overthought joke in the history of the show. It's just a throwaway line about Ralph dreaming about being a viking.


danthepianist

Literally nobody in the history of ever has said "I'm a viking" to describe being good at something. At that point people might as well argue that Donald Sutherland's (RIP) line about microwave johnnycakes was a euphemism for having to take a shit.


Palpablevt

u/danthepianist, I'd like to buy your euphemism


SpaceFluttershy

Oh no not this again 😭


catfooddogfood

Dreamin'


NarmHull

I just got the Rashomon joke a few weeks ago


5syllablename

Cornstarch! It's great for... keeping down the urges. The only suggestion I have ever found implies that ned and/or maude masturbate with cornstarch. This doesn't seem in the spirit of the Flanders's and I refuse to believe that a christian family believes that jerking off with cornstarch is better than interacting with your spouse.


So-Original-name

I always thought it was a reference to things like Cornflakes and other corn products being made to stop people from masturbating.  I imagine it would be awkward to jerk with a hand of cornstarch…


LABARATI_

nah i thought it was for PREVENTING masturbation or sex or something


AVBofficionado

This is such a weird assumption to have made. Where else in the story has there ever been an implicit "this is how these characters masturbate" line? The internet has ruined minds.


AinsiSera

I’m not an expert, but: cornstarch is a rough starch, as in a substance that can be used to starch clothes. Starched clothes are stiff and scratchy, cornstarched clothes likely even more so. So I always interpreted it as “makes clothing stiff and scratchy = keep down the urges.”  Kind of like a light level hair shirt. 


GimmeDatDaddyButter

I think its actually referencing that it makes things dry, and the less lubricated you are the less you want to fool around. I think.


StellarJustinJelly

Boy, I can't wait to take some of the starch out of that stuffed shirt!


tastefullyirreverent

This one broke my brain, growing up in Balzac Alberta


Romboteryx

In a way, we all come from Balzac


mammothbarnicle

😄 Now that's funny


WoodyManic

Honore de Balzac. Excellent writer. Died of a caffeine overdose.


joecarter93

There is a place called Balzac immediately north of Calgary, Alberta. It has a large outlet mall with a Bass Pro Shops. I always give the name a chuckle when I pass through. I never knew what it was named for until I read this post.


InviteAromatic6124

I don't get what this scene is referencing https://preview.redd.it/yj6gpepqob9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41a4fc568c194be3b324f6b131cb98d53a6f5a1b


CranberryFew8104

Balzac is also the name of a decent Japanese punk band.


Romboteryx

In Who killed Mr. Burns part 2, why does Homer walk bow-legged after not getting enough sunlight? I think I only ever watched the episode in German so maybe the joke got lost in translation.


chubbybungirl

Damn rickets https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickets


chiefgareth

In Bart's Comet, where Bart is cycling to meet Skinner at 5am and it's dark and he says to himself "still dark....better use the generator" then presses something on his bike. I don't understand that. I even listened to a podcast about that episode where they talked about it and I still don't get it. Something to do with his bike being solar powered?


VandalRavage

It's not solar powered. The generator was the thing he *flicked*, which presses against the wheel of the bike and generates energy as the wheel spins, like a gyro. The joke being that the generator was very stuff so it just made his journey harder.


StellarJustinJelly

The light on the front of his bike is hooked up to a generator like [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bottle_dynamo), but when it's on it adds a lot of resistance to the wheel and makes it extremely hard for him to pedal.


chiefgareth

Oh, so the generator is just for the lights. Makes sense. I’ve only ever had battery powered lights on a bike, so this just meant nothing to me.