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biglifemoments

If it’s clear and yella, you’ve got juice there fella. If it’s tangy and brown, you’re in cider town


MidKn1gh7

And of course in Canada, the whole thing’s flip flopped


Upside_Down-Bot

„pǝddolɟ dılɟ s,ƃuıɥʇ ǝloɥʍ ǝɥʇ 'ɐpɐuɐↃ uı ǝsɹnoɔ ɟo pu∀„


notparistexas

Ooooh, you can stay, but I'm leaving.


MyNameIsMattFoley

🧠➡️


[deleted]

The way he just collapses after sold it.


CaptainTripp420

Oh my! I better get you some cider!


Remarkable_Ticket264

Now, there’s two exceptions, and the whole thing gets kinda complicated.


TFlarz

They did their best... shoddily diddly diddly... *gottabenice* hostidily diddly AH HELL DIDDLY DING DONG CRAP It's fun typing it out and reading the ensuing meltdown.


cadzman

CAN'T YOU MORONS DO ANYTHING RIGHT?


passionfruit0

And you. I don’t know you but I’m sure you’re a jerk!


[deleted]

Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's gotta be little Lisa Simpson, Springfield's answer to a question NO-ONE ASKED!!


stratosfearinggas

HEY MAAAAAN! DON'T HAVE A COW DUUUUUDE! Here's a catchphrase you should learn for your adult years. "Hey buddy, got a quarter?"


CaptainTripp420

I am shocked and appalled


nukfan94

Arguably Bart’s best line.


[deleted]

Pissed off Flanders is so savage


DirtyDadDingus

We’ve all wanted to say that to Lisa


dat529

Lisa, ordinarily I'd tell you to stand up for what you believe in, but you've been doing that an awful lot lately.


DirtyDadDingus

Are you always on?


Redbird9346

What do we have here? The long, flabby arm of the law? The last case you got to the bottom of was a case of Mallomars!


Celticpenguin85

Oh yeah, the clown. The only one of you buffoons who doesn't make me laugh.


[deleted]

Hey, I've only been here a few minutes! What's going on?


endphase

Hey, hey I may be ugly and hate-filled but I, um, what was the third thing you said?


Celticpenguin85

You are the worst human being I have ever met.


TheyveKilledFritz

Phew, I got off light!


Remarkable_Ticket264

__My family and I can’t live in good intentions, Marge!__ Ooh, your family’s out of control, but we can’t blame you, because you have _goood intentions!_


CanadianCircadian

Whoaaaa “Duuuuuuuuude”—“don’t have a cow, maaaaaaaaan”— Hey, Here’s a catch phrase for your later years: “HEY BUDDY, GOT A QUARTER?!”


BookkeeperBubbly7915

I am shocked and appalled


Oscar-mondaca

What do we have here? The long flabby arm of the law? The last case you got to the bottom of was a case of mallomars!


LordShaggy

Mallomars, that’s going in the act


Redbird9346

Oh, yeah. The clown. The only one of you buffoons who *doesn’t* make me laugh!


RRM1982

Careful that’s a load bearing poster!


ktmrose86

Was it here where someone spotted a Spotify playlist that is Ned’s meltdown?


BeaEffigy

When hes doing his tax return and going through his receipts and says "Cash register ink. Well that's a business expense isnt it. Although I do like the smell of the stuff... Better not risk it." Another favourite of mine is when homer keeps throwing beer cans into Flanders' garden and you just hear Flanders shout "God.... bless him!


Apronbootsface

“You put the beer in the coconut and throw the can away!”


jmt2589

HO-MER


merlin86uk

You throw the can away.


blueraspberryicepop

I said HO-MER!!


merlin86uk

You throw the can away.


perdles

FLANNN-DERRRS!


Schnackenpfeffer

What do taxes pay for? Why everything! Policemen, trees, and let's not forget the folks who just don't feel like working, God bless 'em!


StaticGuard

LOL this is my favorite


nate25001

Ann Landers is a boring old biddy.


vanzari

It’s been four thousand days since my last drink, it was my first and last blackberry schnapps


monkey_trumpets

Then he had to go ahead and throw all that sobriety out the window when he drank that white wine spritzer...itzer....itzer.


[deleted]

Here comes that vomit again! 🤮


comeallwithme

He was more animal than man!


atlas52

I like how he's in AA meetings, but he has literally a fully functioning wet bar in his basement, with good beer on tap.


Valuable-Baked

I pride myself on being a good host so I'm obliged to offer you a beer ... But it's going to be mostly head!


boysetsfire1988

I was more animal than man!


Remarkable_Ticket264

Ned!


KukalakaOnTheBay

I was more animal than man!


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Rune_Spectre

Hey Homie, I can see your doodle!


Dakotasan

Shut up, Flanders


Tilbernator

I pride myself on being a good host so I'm obliged to offer you a beer...but I'm so darn mad it's gonna be mostly head!


[deleted]

He’s our husband now…


[deleted]

Willy still loves you…


_BeleagueredCastle_

Oh, I admit it. It’s only two-alarm, two-and-a-half, tops. I just wanted to be a big man in front of the kids.


Cape-York-Crusader

Are you going to jail daddy?


catmarstru

We’ll see, boys, we’ll see…


StuBram2

“Daddy, what do taxes pay for?” “Oh, why, everything! Policemen, trees, sunshine! And let's not forget the folks who just don't feel like working, God bless 'em!”


CDNGooner1

I'm a mur-diddly-urderer!


FrankieBigNut

If that’s not Flanders, he’s done his homework


idunno_248

Feels like I’m wearing nothing at all


ballatthecornerflag

Nothing at all


showMeYourCroissant

^(Nothing at all)


ballatthecornerflag

Stupid sexy Flanders


Five2one521

Probably my favorite Homer / Flanders interaction. “Shooshin Boots”


CAdamH

"I can't! It's a Geo!!!"


SolidStateDynamite

One of my favorites as well.


[deleted]

User flair checks out


vanzari

I've done everything the bible says. Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!


Schnackenpfeffer

Even kept Kosher just to be on the safe side


Mintorim

I don't drink, dance or swear!


jimmy1985s

Say your prayers Bart Simpson! Because the schools can’t force you like they should!


gillis69nice

Maude, these new finger razors make hedge trimming as much fun as ... sitting through church!


IIIIOIIIIIO

Oohh, what’s with the lead pipe? Were you going to give my noggin a floggin?


DriedUpSquid

Well, yeah.


herberstank

English Flander's annoyed "Ehrm... goouglhy moouglhy" never fails, same with "Buenos ding-dong-diddly-dias señor!"


bettercallsaulabq

Charmed!


Apronbootsface

Ah-oodilly-iddly.


GrizDrummer25

I love those two, especially back to back they're a riot xD


samhammitch

Kids, did anybody pray for giant shoes?


ballatthecornerflag

I did


Tilbernator

Okilly dokilly


MaddoxGoodwin

I'm Dick Tracy, Bam! Take that Prunface! Now I'm Prunface, Bam! Take that Dick Tracy! Now I'm Pruuune Tracy! Take that Dick Fa... (bites kid).


UnknownMonkeyman

NED! STOP THAT AT ONCE!


frylord

ha, I had never caught that one before


HnNaldoR

To join you, I only caught it in my last watch, likely watched it more than 3 or 4 times before.


lesterd88

Legitimately one of the best lines of the series


cphusker

Welcome neglectarinos!


aflowergrows

I literally laughed out loud! Hahaha, forgot about that line.


Blue_Tomb

"...And if you really tick me off I'm gonna run you down with my car"


Kelseycutieee

Ned, you so crazay


[deleted]

A white wine spritzer…. spritzer…. spritzer


G-Unit11111

I okily.... dokily.... schmokily do!


jamba_slaughter

Purple drapes! All my life I've wanted purple drapes!


famicom26

Flanders to God, Flanders to God, get off your cloud and save my Todd!


I-Steam-A-Good-Ham

It's a popcicle in my favorite flavor... Plain!


Kelseycutieee

My favorite kind of surprise….Mild!


Acne_Grease_n_Shovel

“… and Harry Potter and all of his friends went straight to hell for practicing witchcraft!”


aflowergrows

#YAAAAAY!!!


Short_Salamander_965

We're done for, we're done-diddly done for, we're done-diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodly, done diddly-doodily


yoyo_big_steve

As far as melon scratchers go, that’s a honey-doodle.


canstac

"they warned me Satan would be attractive"


UnknownMonkeyman

Want me to zinc your sniffer?


Shipwreck_Kelly

Rev. Lovejoy: Well, Ned, maybe you should read your Bible. Ned: Uh-huh… Any particular passage? Rev. Lovejoy: Oh, it’s all good.


greenknight884

Rev. Lovejoy: Find out who's doing it and... direct them to the Bible. Ned: WHERE in the Bible? Rev. Lovejoy: uh...... page 900.


tomdawg0022

"Ooh, January 1st. Better get going on those taxes, Neddy!”


nate25001

Now Marge don't you worry, we've all had our brushes with the law...


famous__shoes

Excuse me, are you Ed Flanders?


smcg_az

No!!! I’m NED Flanders. … Our mistake


natertottt

And I wish you didn’t have the devils curly hair.


cadzman

Hey Simpson! I'm feeling a mite peckish. Mind if I chew your ear?


daveman312

Dad, you shot the Zombie Flanders!


TheVentiLebowski

He was a zombie?


steffyjune

"I've got something that'll scare the H-E- double sippy straws out of 'em!"


MDS1138

I'm Dick Tracy! Take that, Prune Face! Now I'm Prune Face! Bam! Take that, Dick Tracy! Now I'm Prune Tracy! Take that, Dick Fa... Ned! Stop it at once! Stop it!


aflowergrows

"You might even say I hate the post office. That and my parents, lousy beatniks..."


232325Nove

And what do we have here, the long flabby arm of the law!? The last case you go to the bottom of, was a case of mallowmars!


Mr_JAG

I don't even know who YOU are, but I'm sure you're a jerk!


whungledungl

you ugly hate filled man


Mr_JAG

I maybe ugly and hatefilled but I am not....what was that 3rd thing?


DancesWithElectrons

I’m insisting on a fisting!


TheVentiLebowski

What's this about a fisting?


bettercallsaulabq

Half a brain huh? You know what, sounds like you just volunteered!


BeautifulBuddy

“I don’t mean to cause Gil ill will but still” Also “As the tree said to the lumberjack - I’m stumped” EDIT - word correction


stevedeberg2

If it's clear and yella, you've got juice there fella. If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town. Now there's two exceptions, and it gets kinda tricky from here. Adirondack cider can be yellow if you're using late-season apples. And of course in Canada, the whole thing's flip-flopped!


godzilla-sized

Extra credit.


ohaimike

*Ned and Canadian Flanders diddly doodling it up* Canadian Flanders: want a puff on the ol reeferrino? It's legal here Ned: they warned me the devil would be attractive


bass_slappin_chef

God speed little doodle..


aflowergrows

"*And this is Lord Thistlewick Flanders:*" "Charmed..... -a-googahlee....doogahlee..."


just-tempest

"Pain is the cleanser, pain is the cleanser!" As he's pulling in his mustache


Andrewcoo

Not just Ned, but all the Flanderseseses: God said to Noah, there's gonna be a floody, floody. Rain came down, it started to get muddy muddy. Get those animals (clap) upon the arky arky!


[deleted]

“Leave me alone!” “Dad, the heathen is getting away!” “I see him son” I never laughed so hard from a Simpson quote.


t00_much_caffeine

What can I ding-dang-diddly do for ya?!


plumbusinsuranceltd

"Aw, hell diddly dang darn CRAP!"


[deleted]

White wine spritzer…spritzer….spritzer


Five2one521

“Boys, Aren’t you glad we don’t believe in inoculations.


youwhatmush

When he’s in rehab: Thank’s for stopping by!


Five2one521

“A white wine spritzer..spritzer….spritzer”


AwktoAwktavious

I'm a murderer, I'm a murderer. I'M A MUR-DIDILLY-URGLER!!!


danteliveson

If that's not Flanders, he's done his homework.


outbound

Werewolf Flanders: **DIDDLY!**


UnenlightenedSage

Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick in the kididdlehopper!


aflowergrows

Howdy neighborinos! Shouldn't you all be in your shelterinies?


adamfrom1980s

We don’t got shelterinies!


bendoesit17

"Boys, don't forget to thank the Lord for this bountiful...PENIS?!"


MeMikeMonster

“Bountiful penis.” “Amen.”


HikingIllini

On Woody Allen movies: "You know, I like his films, except for that nervous fella who's always in them". It makes me laugh every time I think of it.


TheGame2526

Fraid so infinity + 1


Patient-Ninja-8707

Boys. Get the alcohol free alcohol!


adamfrom1980s

“I don’t who you are but I’m sure you’re a jerk!”


BukBuklao

I'll stick with just plain white bread, thank you very much, maybe with a-- ALL: Glass of water on the side for dippin'.


Cape-York-Crusader

Bringing in the sheaves 🎶 bringing in the sheaves 🎶


grassmanmattgaming

Hidey ho neighborino!


The1Like

“Son of a diddly!”


maiknarf3

Devil Flanders: "Hey Bart" Bart: "Hey"


_portia_

I don't want to be a nervous Purvis here Homer, but if your boy falls off the roof he could become a paraplegerino!


mattlock2099

No footlongs


Comedywriter1

“Oh my Lord! Something horrible has happened!!!”


aflowergrows

Fooled you! Bahahaha! Made you think your entire family was dead! Hahahhaha...But they're not. But you thought they were...


upinthecrowsnest

Did you have to salt the earth so that nothing would ever grow again? I’m making record time on this fog walk! So that’s why you maced me


daveman312

Looks like heaven is easier to get into than Arizona State


D37_37

“I’m Dick Tracy! Take that Prune face. Now im Prune face take that Dick Tracy! Now im Pruuune Tracyyy! Take that Di……”. video cuts


UndauntedKopek

Word to the wise- *season pass*! Pays for itself after the sixteenth visit!


Kelseycutieee

Homer, you are the worst person I have ever met.


BigBoydski

Feels like I’m wearing nothing at all


adamfrom1980s

Nothing at all!


bendoesit17

Nothing at all!


smcg_az

Stupid sexy Flanders!!


segasega89

Todd Flanders: "Daddy, what do taxes pay for?" Ned Flanders: "Oh why everything! Policemen, trees, sunshine and let's not forget about the folks who just don't feel like working god bless 'em."


Mental_Guarantee8963

"Call me Ned Zeppelin, but is one of my boys abrased and contused?"


MotorHead4Eternity

Do I hear the sound of butting in? Why, it must be little Lisa Simpson... Springfield's answer to a question ***NO ONE ASKED!!!***


[deleted]

If it’s clear and yella, you’ve got juice there fella! If it’s tangy and brown, you’re in cider town!


antifreezeontherocks

Don’t forget to thank the lord for this bountiful—PENIS!!!


TheyveKilledFritz

A Toast to the Host who can Boast the Most Roast!


jamessayswords

Not a Ned quote, but I love “we’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas, man!”


gefangne

Reverend, I'm afraid I might be coveting my own wife...


[deleted]

Watch Fox and be damned for eternity


miilkyytea

Godspeed little doodle


3milyBlazze

Do U hear the sound of butting in? It's gotta be little Lisa Simpson Springfield answer to a question no one asked! Gotta admit Lisa has become tiresome and I loved him calling her out


aflowergrows

He called them all out, it was glorious. To Bart: Okay, **dooooood**, I wouldn't want you to have a cow, **MAAAAAAAN**! Here's a catchphrase you'll need for your adult years: "Hey, buddy, **GOT A QUARTER?!**


AF2005

My favorite bit was, “Hey buddy got a quarter!?”


Sate_Hen

We got two of every animal but all males so there's no funny business... Hey cut that out


maiknarf3

"Flanders to God! Flanders to God! Get off your cloud and save my Todd"


smcg_az

Lord, may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress square and true!


Oscar-mondaca

That was the best episode of impy and chimpy I’ve ever seen.


Famout

I'm trying to think of a good quote, but nothing comes to mind. Nothing at all, Nothing at all, Nothing at all.


geoemrick

“Boys you better get dressed for church.” “We’re not going to church today.” *gasp* “You give me one reason why not!!” “It’s Saturday!!!!” “HOOOOOOKELEE DOKELEE DOO!!!”


TooBadMyBallsItch

Dear Lord, that's the loudest profanity I've ever heard.


[deleted]

Diddly Ding Dong Crap


full_bl33d

Baby Flanders: oops-a-doodle I try and weave that in at least once a day


[deleted]

What can I diddly di di do do do di gabba gabba hey


dasfolg1947

One problem at a time boy


lola_mouse91

Would a silly billy sit like this?? * CRACK *


butterfutternutter

As far as melon scratchers go, that’s a honey doodle.


[deleted]

It was from Señor Flanders… “Buenos ding dong diddaly dias!”


AdventurousRoof9494

Homer, I can honestly say that was the best episode of Impy & Chimpy I’ve ever seen