They did their best... shoddily diddly diddly... *gottabenice* hostidily diddly AH HELL DIDDLY DING DONG CRAP
It's fun typing it out and reading the ensuing meltdown.
__My family and I can’t live in good intentions, Marge!__ Ooh, your family’s out of control, but we can’t blame you, because you have _goood intentions!_
When hes doing his tax return and going through his receipts and says "Cash register ink. Well that's a business expense isnt it. Although I do like the smell of the stuff... Better not risk it."
Another favourite of mine is when homer keeps throwing beer cans into Flanders' garden and you just hear Flanders shout "God.... bless him!
“Daddy, what do taxes pay for?”
“Oh, why, everything! Policemen, trees, sunshine! And let's not forget the folks who just don't feel like working, God bless 'em!”
I'm Dick Tracy! Take that, Prune Face! Now I'm Prune Face! Bam! Take that, Dick Tracy! Now I'm Prune Tracy! Take that, Dick Fa...
Ned! Stop it at once! Stop it!
If it's clear and yella, you've got juice there fella. If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town. Now there's two exceptions, and it gets kinda tricky from here. Adirondack cider can be yellow if you're using late-season apples. And of course in Canada, the whole thing's flip-flopped!
*Ned and Canadian Flanders diddly doodling it up*
Canadian Flanders: want a puff on the ol reeferrino? It's legal here
Ned: they warned me the devil would be attractive
Not just Ned, but all the Flanderseseses:
God said to Noah, there's gonna be a floody, floody. Rain came down, it started to get muddy muddy. Get those animals (clap) upon the arky arky!
Todd Flanders: "Daddy, what do taxes pay for?"
Ned Flanders: "Oh why everything! Policemen, trees, sunshine and let's not forget about the folks who just don't feel like working god bless 'em."
Do U hear the sound of butting in? It's gotta be little Lisa Simpson Springfield answer to a question no one asked!
Gotta admit Lisa has become tiresome and I loved him calling her out
He called them all out, it was glorious.
To Bart:
Okay, **dooooood**, I wouldn't want you to have a cow, **MAAAAAAAN**!
Here's a catchphrase you'll need for your adult years: "Hey, buddy, **GOT A QUARTER?!**
“Boys you better get dressed for church.”
“We’re not going to church today.”
*gasp* “You give me one reason why not!!”
“It’s Saturday!!!!”
“HOOOOOOKELEE DOKELEE DOO!!!”
If it’s clear and yella, you’ve got juice there fella. If it’s tangy and brown, you’re in cider town
And of course in Canada, the whole thing’s flip flopped
„pǝddolɟ dılɟ s,ƃuıɥʇ ǝloɥʍ ǝɥʇ 'ɐpɐuɐↃ uı ǝsɹnoɔ ɟo pu∀„
Ooooh, you can stay, but I'm leaving.
🧠➡️
The way he just collapses after sold it.
Oh my! I better get you some cider!
Now, there’s two exceptions, and the whole thing gets kinda complicated.
They did their best... shoddily diddly diddly... *gottabenice* hostidily diddly AH HELL DIDDLY DING DONG CRAP It's fun typing it out and reading the ensuing meltdown.
CAN'T YOU MORONS DO ANYTHING RIGHT?
And you. I don’t know you but I’m sure you’re a jerk!
Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's gotta be little Lisa Simpson, Springfield's answer to a question NO-ONE ASKED!!
HEY MAAAAAN! DON'T HAVE A COW DUUUUUDE! Here's a catchphrase you should learn for your adult years. "Hey buddy, got a quarter?"
I am shocked and appalled
Arguably Bart’s best line.
Pissed off Flanders is so savage
We’ve all wanted to say that to Lisa
Lisa, ordinarily I'd tell you to stand up for what you believe in, but you've been doing that an awful lot lately.
Are you always on?
What do we have here? The long, flabby arm of the law? The last case you got to the bottom of was a case of Mallomars!
Oh yeah, the clown. The only one of you buffoons who doesn't make me laugh.
Hey, I've only been here a few minutes! What's going on?
Hey, hey I may be ugly and hate-filled but I, um, what was the third thing you said?
You are the worst human being I have ever met.
Phew, I got off light!
__My family and I can’t live in good intentions, Marge!__ Ooh, your family’s out of control, but we can’t blame you, because you have _goood intentions!_
Whoaaaa “Duuuuuuuuude”—“don’t have a cow, maaaaaaaaan”— Hey, Here’s a catch phrase for your later years: “HEY BUDDY, GOT A QUARTER?!”
I am shocked and appalled
What do we have here? The long flabby arm of the law? The last case you got to the bottom of was a case of mallomars!
Mallomars, that’s going in the act
Oh, yeah. The clown. The only one of you buffoons who *doesn’t* make me laugh!
Careful that’s a load bearing poster!
Was it here where someone spotted a Spotify playlist that is Ned’s meltdown?
When hes doing his tax return and going through his receipts and says "Cash register ink. Well that's a business expense isnt it. Although I do like the smell of the stuff... Better not risk it." Another favourite of mine is when homer keeps throwing beer cans into Flanders' garden and you just hear Flanders shout "God.... bless him!
“You put the beer in the coconut and throw the can away!”
HO-MER
You throw the can away.
I said HO-MER!!
You throw the can away.
FLANNN-DERRRS!
What do taxes pay for? Why everything! Policemen, trees, and let's not forget the folks who just don't feel like working, God bless 'em!
LOL this is my favorite
Ann Landers is a boring old biddy.
It’s been four thousand days since my last drink, it was my first and last blackberry schnapps
Then he had to go ahead and throw all that sobriety out the window when he drank that white wine spritzer...itzer....itzer.
Here comes that vomit again! 🤮
He was more animal than man!
I like how he's in AA meetings, but he has literally a fully functioning wet bar in his basement, with good beer on tap.
I pride myself on being a good host so I'm obliged to offer you a beer ... But it's going to be mostly head!
I was more animal than man!
Ned!
I was more animal than man!
[удалено]
Hey Homie, I can see your doodle!
Shut up, Flanders
I pride myself on being a good host so I'm obliged to offer you a beer...but I'm so darn mad it's gonna be mostly head!
He’s our husband now…
Willy still loves you…
Oh, I admit it. It’s only two-alarm, two-and-a-half, tops. I just wanted to be a big man in front of the kids.
Are you going to jail daddy?
We’ll see, boys, we’ll see…
“Daddy, what do taxes pay for?” “Oh, why, everything! Policemen, trees, sunshine! And let's not forget the folks who just don't feel like working, God bless 'em!”
I'm a mur-diddly-urderer!
If that’s not Flanders, he’s done his homework
Feels like I’m wearing nothing at all
Nothing at all
^(Nothing at all)
Stupid sexy Flanders
Probably my favorite Homer / Flanders interaction. “Shooshin Boots”
"I can't! It's a Geo!!!"
One of my favorites as well.
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I've done everything the bible says. Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!
Even kept Kosher just to be on the safe side
I don't drink, dance or swear!
Say your prayers Bart Simpson! Because the schools can’t force you like they should!
Maude, these new finger razors make hedge trimming as much fun as ... sitting through church!
Oohh, what’s with the lead pipe? Were you going to give my noggin a floggin?
Well, yeah.
English Flander's annoyed "Ehrm... goouglhy moouglhy" never fails, same with "Buenos ding-dong-diddly-dias señor!"
Charmed!
Ah-oodilly-iddly.
I love those two, especially back to back they're a riot xD
Kids, did anybody pray for giant shoes?
I did
Okilly dokilly
I'm Dick Tracy, Bam! Take that Prunface! Now I'm Prunface, Bam! Take that Dick Tracy! Now I'm Pruuune Tracy! Take that Dick Fa... (bites kid).
NED! STOP THAT AT ONCE!
ha, I had never caught that one before
To join you, I only caught it in my last watch, likely watched it more than 3 or 4 times before.
Legitimately one of the best lines of the series
Welcome neglectarinos!
I literally laughed out loud! Hahaha, forgot about that line.
"...And if you really tick me off I'm gonna run you down with my car"
Ned, you so crazay
A white wine spritzer…. spritzer…. spritzer
I okily.... dokily.... schmokily do!
Purple drapes! All my life I've wanted purple drapes!
Flanders to God, Flanders to God, get off your cloud and save my Todd!
It's a popcicle in my favorite flavor... Plain!
My favorite kind of surprise….Mild!
“… and Harry Potter and all of his friends went straight to hell for practicing witchcraft!”
#YAAAAAY!!!
We're done for, we're done-diddly done for, we're done-diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodly, done diddly-doodily
As far as melon scratchers go, that’s a honey-doodle.
"they warned me Satan would be attractive"
Want me to zinc your sniffer?
Rev. Lovejoy: Well, Ned, maybe you should read your Bible. Ned: Uh-huh… Any particular passage? Rev. Lovejoy: Oh, it’s all good.
Rev. Lovejoy: Find out who's doing it and... direct them to the Bible. Ned: WHERE in the Bible? Rev. Lovejoy: uh...... page 900.
"Ooh, January 1st. Better get going on those taxes, Neddy!”
Now Marge don't you worry, we've all had our brushes with the law...
Excuse me, are you Ed Flanders?
No!!! I’m NED Flanders. … Our mistake
And I wish you didn’t have the devils curly hair.
Hey Simpson! I'm feeling a mite peckish. Mind if I chew your ear?
Dad, you shot the Zombie Flanders!
He was a zombie?
"I've got something that'll scare the H-E- double sippy straws out of 'em!"
I'm Dick Tracy! Take that, Prune Face! Now I'm Prune Face! Bam! Take that, Dick Tracy! Now I'm Prune Tracy! Take that, Dick Fa... Ned! Stop it at once! Stop it!
"You might even say I hate the post office. That and my parents, lousy beatniks..."
And what do we have here, the long flabby arm of the law!? The last case you go to the bottom of, was a case of mallowmars!
I don't even know who YOU are, but I'm sure you're a jerk!
you ugly hate filled man
I maybe ugly and hatefilled but I am not....what was that 3rd thing?
I’m insisting on a fisting!
What's this about a fisting?
Half a brain huh? You know what, sounds like you just volunteered!
“I don’t mean to cause Gil ill will but still” Also “As the tree said to the lumberjack - I’m stumped” EDIT - word correction
If it's clear and yella, you've got juice there fella. If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town. Now there's two exceptions, and it gets kinda tricky from here. Adirondack cider can be yellow if you're using late-season apples. And of course in Canada, the whole thing's flip-flopped!
Extra credit.
*Ned and Canadian Flanders diddly doodling it up* Canadian Flanders: want a puff on the ol reeferrino? It's legal here Ned: they warned me the devil would be attractive
God speed little doodle..
"*And this is Lord Thistlewick Flanders:*" "Charmed..... -a-googahlee....doogahlee..."
"Pain is the cleanser, pain is the cleanser!" As he's pulling in his mustache
Not just Ned, but all the Flanderseseses: God said to Noah, there's gonna be a floody, floody. Rain came down, it started to get muddy muddy. Get those animals (clap) upon the arky arky!
“Leave me alone!” “Dad, the heathen is getting away!” “I see him son” I never laughed so hard from a Simpson quote.
What can I ding-dang-diddly do for ya?!
"Aw, hell diddly dang darn CRAP!"
White wine spritzer…spritzer….spritzer
“Boys, Aren’t you glad we don’t believe in inoculations.
When he’s in rehab: Thank’s for stopping by!
“A white wine spritzer..spritzer….spritzer”
I'm a murderer, I'm a murderer. I'M A MUR-DIDILLY-URGLER!!!
If that's not Flanders, he's done his homework.
Werewolf Flanders: **DIDDLY!**
Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick in the kididdlehopper!
Howdy neighborinos! Shouldn't you all be in your shelterinies?
We don’t got shelterinies!
"Boys, don't forget to thank the Lord for this bountiful...PENIS?!"
“Bountiful penis.” “Amen.”
On Woody Allen movies: "You know, I like his films, except for that nervous fella who's always in them". It makes me laugh every time I think of it.
Fraid so infinity + 1
Boys. Get the alcohol free alcohol!
“I don’t who you are but I’m sure you’re a jerk!”
I'll stick with just plain white bread, thank you very much, maybe with a-- ALL: Glass of water on the side for dippin'.
Bringing in the sheaves 🎶 bringing in the sheaves 🎶
Hidey ho neighborino!
“Son of a diddly!”
Devil Flanders: "Hey Bart" Bart: "Hey"
I don't want to be a nervous Purvis here Homer, but if your boy falls off the roof he could become a paraplegerino!
No footlongs
“Oh my Lord! Something horrible has happened!!!”
Fooled you! Bahahaha! Made you think your entire family was dead! Hahahhaha...But they're not. But you thought they were...
Did you have to salt the earth so that nothing would ever grow again? I’m making record time on this fog walk! So that’s why you maced me
Looks like heaven is easier to get into than Arizona State
“I’m Dick Tracy! Take that Prune face. Now im Prune face take that Dick Tracy! Now im Pruuune Tracyyy! Take that Di……”. video cuts
Word to the wise- *season pass*! Pays for itself after the sixteenth visit!
Homer, you are the worst person I have ever met.
Feels like I’m wearing nothing at all
Nothing at all!
Nothing at all!
Stupid sexy Flanders!!
Todd Flanders: "Daddy, what do taxes pay for?" Ned Flanders: "Oh why everything! Policemen, trees, sunshine and let's not forget about the folks who just don't feel like working god bless 'em."
"Call me Ned Zeppelin, but is one of my boys abrased and contused?"
Do I hear the sound of butting in? Why, it must be little Lisa Simpson... Springfield's answer to a question ***NO ONE ASKED!!!***
If it’s clear and yella, you’ve got juice there fella! If it’s tangy and brown, you’re in cider town!
Don’t forget to thank the lord for this bountiful—PENIS!!!
A Toast to the Host who can Boast the Most Roast!
Not a Ned quote, but I love “we’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas, man!”
Reverend, I'm afraid I might be coveting my own wife...
Watch Fox and be damned for eternity
Godspeed little doodle
Do U hear the sound of butting in? It's gotta be little Lisa Simpson Springfield answer to a question no one asked! Gotta admit Lisa has become tiresome and I loved him calling her out
He called them all out, it was glorious. To Bart: Okay, **dooooood**, I wouldn't want you to have a cow, **MAAAAAAAN**! Here's a catchphrase you'll need for your adult years: "Hey, buddy, **GOT A QUARTER?!**
My favorite bit was, “Hey buddy got a quarter!?”
We got two of every animal but all males so there's no funny business... Hey cut that out
"Flanders to God! Flanders to God! Get off your cloud and save my Todd"
Lord, may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress square and true!
That was the best episode of impy and chimpy I’ve ever seen.
I'm trying to think of a good quote, but nothing comes to mind. Nothing at all, Nothing at all, Nothing at all.
“Boys you better get dressed for church.” “We’re not going to church today.” *gasp* “You give me one reason why not!!” “It’s Saturday!!!!” “HOOOOOOKELEE DOKELEE DOO!!!”
Dear Lord, that's the loudest profanity I've ever heard.
Diddly Ding Dong Crap
Baby Flanders: oops-a-doodle I try and weave that in at least once a day
What can I diddly di di do do do di gabba gabba hey
One problem at a time boy
Would a silly billy sit like this?? * CRACK *
As far as melon scratchers go, that’s a honey doodle.
It was from Señor Flanders… “Buenos ding dong diddaly dias!”
Homer, I can honestly say that was the best episode of Impy & Chimpy I’ve ever seen