I want these two gassed up and ready for departure next season. No more baby moon bullshit, just Lego and Kristen going scorched earth on their foes 😂

Yess this is the season 2 I want to see!

Kristen knows how to BRING IT for a season 2 👀👀👀👀

Right enough with these bland ass pregnancy parties 😂 this is bravo let’s get it poppin😭😭😭

This sounds amazing! It’s the mess I want, no more marriage woes and a beignilla (beige/vanilla) wet blanket.

vaniege??

I thought about that but just seemed a little too close to vagina so I went with the beige first, lol.

both very fun to say 😂

I like nia and Danny but I can skip listening to her cry about post pardom her voice is honestly so annoying and shakey I can’t listen to her talk and cry I’m sure so many women can relate to it so they’re gonna keep that as a story line but I wish she would work on her voice it’s really annoying

Her voice > your sentence structure

First of all, terrible writing. Second of all, work on her voice? 😂 third of all, postpartum***

What did punctuation ever do to you?🫣🤯

Post pardom 🤣🤣🤣🤣

EXACTLY ACTIVE KRISTEN AND ZACK WE NEEEEED YOU 😂😂


Yes!! Let's be honest, we were all watching because of Mariposa, right? Was it just me? 😂

Mariposa and Lego forever.

Same !

Lego ☠️

I too am here for Lego!! He has won me over and needs more screen time!

NEED these two to be the most unhinged for the next season.

Please! 🙏


😂🙌💥🔥!

Doute! Yeah!!

When do they start shooting?

Did Kristen finally create a t-shirt I actually want??

$50.

Well then never mind!

I'll make you one for half the price. 😉

With half The Petty


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Omg good to know cuz I was really loving the ones I saw at her relaunch party and I didn’t realize how much I love Kristen till the valley - I would totally buy some of her shirts now knowing that the quality is good I live in big comfy shirts

My “Born Fucking Cool” hoodie wasn’t that great. I ordered black, but a white one showed up. It took 3 weeks to come and had zero packing slip. I didn’t bother to send it back. I still wanted to wear it. I ordered a James Mae shirt a few years ago. It’s fantastic quality and still going strong.

I bought the green one. I like it and find it great. Tbf though, I tend not to wear hoodies much.

Same - I love my green "born fucking cool" hoodie and get a lot of compliments on it. Also have a Send it to Darrell (great quality, but Lala lost me this season), and a white Something About Her (meh on quality).

I Love my SAH t-shirt---and honestly I'm shocked. I bought it to be supportive and it turned out to be a favorite. Great quality, fit and super soft

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I don't remember but I don't think so. The SAH merch was branded with SAH and then sandwich stuff and a big giant knife. I'd take a picture but it's in the wash.

I bought that Ariana t-shirt because it was a pop culture moment. Mines okay but I mostly just wear it around the house.

I think it is because Kristen might produce her shirts at a factory in LA. On one episode of VPR, her and stassi went to visit it. The place looked similar to where my friend produced her t-shirt line and the quality is great as well. Ariana and the others, I'm assuming, just use one of those standard clothing template sites.

That price is petty😂

If they’re made in America 100% cotton that’s not an unfair price

I almost spit out my oatmeal

Oh no baby, forever 21 will have a knock off of that for like $20 soon lol

Yesss I would have bought it but not for that price tag!!

I bet she makes them on Zazzle or something haha . Everyone can just make their own for cheaper haha I’ve ever understood the basic phrases tshirt business. I can go to target for that for $10-15

Wait…. Seriously!? (Ok I kinda want it)

AND if you use her discount text (from her podcast) you get 15% off (I just looked).

Actually her fairy shirt is pretty cool but too pricey

I hear ya but I have one of her shirts (not this one) but the quality’s great and super comfy which to me made it worth it

For real I actually want it. Not 50$ want it, but I've got outfits in mind

🥴 lmao!!! Just sad!!

Didn’t think I’d end up being such a big fan of crazy Kristen and Zack but here we are !!!

kristen is a lot likable After i realized how bad she's been treated by Tim and the vpr productions. Ie the green dress and years of being gaslight

Agree — I’m a Kristen apologist

i have become one too lol

Omg did you see her and zacks video on ig they made with the green dress 😅😅😅😅😅 it’s amazing

Oh wow! She looks amazing in that green dress!

I have not! Running over to ig now!

No, but now I need to!

Kristen is actually likable this season !

Yes!!! It’s crazy the whiplash from her VPR days to this… she’s still messy but I like her now lol

I know lol Kristen always had tittys the other girls would comment how she had great tits but now she had TIDDDDYS and ass lol !!! She looks amazing and I really love her in moments I catch the way she hugs people she just seems to be really sweet but keep the crazy lol

Luke is meh on the podcast but I’m a loyal listener for Kristen. Not only does she break the fourth wall more than the other podcasts, she has some great takes. For example, Andy during the reunion and all of the recap podcasts (like Crappens) missed Katie’s dig at Schwartz during the reunion when asked about Max. Kristen pointed out that Katie was directly quoting Schwartz when she said “I don’t Know, I don’t remember” when asked if she slept with Max again. I watched it again and she totally was! Made me love Katie even more

I was really impressed how much I just truly enjoy listening to Kristen! Her voice is great and really wonderful for podcasting. It’s become a go-to for me!

She was great on Ryan Bailey and Nick viall this week

They are my faaaav

It’s a lot for a t-shirt, but also so much more versatile than Send it to Darrell. I wonder if it will come in time to wear to my Mother In Laws next week 🤔

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Yes those are the ones I want to get !!!! I mean she IS an empath 😅 I love it

They’re cute, but I wish they were shorter.

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I like that they are big comfy shirts and you can always tie em up if your having a good day 😉 I do hope she makes some crop tops as well but the big shirt is such a vibe maybe some light weight hoodies would be AMAZING

This is good to know!! The tarot shirts are so cute.

I’m definitely gonna get some now knowing the quality is good 💜💜

I like the big comfy style but I also hope she makes some crop tops too

My friend got a Darrell sweatshirt and she is sad she spent the money on something she won’t wear it out of her house bc she’s embarrassed 😂

How much was that? $50?

I think so!

I want activated, highly experienced reality show veteran Kristen to set Janet's ass on fire in season 2.

She’s just waiting for her to not be preggo. Sleep deprived Janet will be a whole new monster.


#Petty with a purpose😂

THIS would be a good tshirt too

😂

He said that the big bear episode I could not stop laughing

They should make a shirt with location big bear 🤣

This!!! And we can all post it and tag Janet lol

🤣🤣

My ex husband (and father of my kids) called me petty the other day. I need this.

I need a Jomo one now

100%

10 u/AdTerrible4698

I’ve just never seen somebody with hair like Zach

✨Adds to cart✨

Team Kristen for the win!

I need more Jasmine, Zach, and Kristen desperately next season, PLEASE!

Rock & roll

😂😂😂 Doing makeup on the floor, ROCK AND ROLL

😂😂😂 iykyk !! Rock on

“Youuu can goo your oooooown waaaaaayyy”

Not a fan of Zach at all, but him and Kristen teaming up for next season seems ripe for entertainment.

How do you feel about Zack?

Entertaining, funny, desperate, mean-spirited, vindictive, insecure. I haven’t seen any signs of sincerity or depth from him. I think he’s probably a terrible friend that fits right in with that crowd.

I went in not wanting to like Zack, but the awfulness of Janet and him pointing it out made me love him.

I can see how they were once good friends and predict they will be again after a vapid apology a la Scheana.

I hope not, but you’re probably right.

I hate that we have to wait so long to find out!

Same-I feel so cheated out of a reunion, I think everyone who watched wants one!

Agree 1000%. Also, his eyebrows are compelling! 😜

thats such a good way to describe them lmao

agree, he is annoying.

Does it say “Don’t try me.” on the back?

I love this, i just wish “with a purpose” were a bit bolder

Idk why but I like Kristen as craxy as she is

I considered buying one of Kristen’s t-shirts before this, and now I’m sold. Even at the crazy price tag. This is after two gigantic glasses of wine though.

I hope that this rallying of Zack&Kristen is giving us ten full episodes of Lego&Mariposa!!! Reddit is the fifth wall, WE LOVE YOU

This is the type of drama people want to see - drama that is OWNED. Self-aware petty villainy. Janet isn’t fun or funny. She’s just a wannabe mean girl who sucks.

Zack is my favorite newbie …possibly ever. I just love that dude lol

I really disliked at first but he's grown on me, him and Kristen are so fun to watch

He looks like a really funny girl that I know so I liked him immediately 😆

❤❤❤💯 im buying!!!

She’s so pretty 🥰

I live for this

The only shirt of hers I’ve ever wanted to purchase. Definitely too lazy to put my credit card info in, but still a good shirt.

I thought it said Betty when I watched it. I like Betty better.

Fucking Lego Head FTW! Hahaha just watching the season finale and he delivers the croc of shit boot line so flawlessly.

She was making me bananas for most of the season and now I love her 

I had the same with Zak, hated him at the start but he kinda grew on me!

Also same! The way I was cheering for him in the finale scene at the bar 👏

I just wonder if Kristen’s boyfriend would be able to handle Kristen at 1000% Love the t-shirt.. Im sure she will have a sale and price will come down.

Who buys these ugly shirts?!?!?

Why no bra again?

Username checks out 😂

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The show is literally about people in their mid 30s being petty 🥲😅 I’m obsessed

But why does everyone have to instantly make a shirt/merch out of everything? I’m here for the pettiness but I’m so sick of seeing everyone’s cheaply made merch haha, this goes for the whole VPR universe Edit spelling - I’m tired lol

At least Kristen already had a t-shirt company I guess

This is very true

they’re dragging it 😂😂😂 it truly wasn’t that much of a moment for them to make shirts

She needs to wear a freaking bra!!! Does she not own one?? Her tits hang to her belly button! Not cute!!!

Come on Kristen, you are very shady, and not hot anymore … go away no one cares

Every time I see a post like this I just go, yup Kristin’s posting on Reddit again.

Damn you got me! And I thought a whole year of posing as a British nurse would throw people off!

You really got the accent down though. British is really tough. 🤣🦋

😂😂 admittedly I have not looked at your profile or any of your other posts. So I have just this single post to base my decision off of. Which is completely logical right

That’s a heavy filter

I need Kristen to wear a bra for once

This dude SUCKS!

Go away Janet we love Zack 🤣