Left, because anyone’s wood that bends left, has maximum penile efficiency

Amen brother lefty’s unite

And you know this … how ? 💀

He's a fellow lefty

Just out of curiosity, and not for personal reasons, do you happen to know to what angle of bend this works? Like obviously 90 degrees is not the best option.

Definitely didn’t know that part I guess mine is fucked😂😂😂😂

He’s just like me fr

Probably straight because he penetrates the soul

"...While I fuck you straight!" confirmed

^ this is the answer

[The Weeknd’s wood measurement](https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/mcdonalds-careers.html)

You got my hopes up then crushed me

my face dropped so fast

😂

I already work there damn it! 😂

I’ll let this one slide because i wanna know too

Least horny weeknd fan

💀 SFGFCHGSD

Lol

inwards

Pussy gang 💯 😤 🐱 💪

Least down bad Weeknd fan. Maybe just ask him

Aight lemme call him

You can tell from his spinal alignment, stride length and gait that his penis is straight long and perfect

😭😭😭

L M A O "straight, long and perfect"

Straight

This is a hilarious question but not anything I really need to know the answer to

That’s enough Reddit for today

Don’t matter, I’ll suck it till it’s straight😋

https://preview.redd.it/mpwhgh0hoq5a1.jpeg?width=471&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e3f09626ac5a1c2641b0f8e971aaf2bc6f5a026

Bro?

Username checks

Up to heaven.

I imagine it’s curved like the letter S

Seriously?!

Very seriously

Sir, if you have a complaint I suggest you submit it through our email system. I would be happy to refer you to our website

You are done. Fired.

He's definitely a lefty

100% to the left

Gonna go against the grain here and say right

this is why other fanbases hate us

https://twitter.com/deus_xocrew/status/1573286445498114049?s=42&t=2xvxoBl6wwXXZop_lm4yLw left

Gotta be crooked to make you scream like Neve Campbell

Let me just text him quick


Well in ‘Lost In the Fire’ he said he’d fuck Bella straight which could mean 2 different things🤔 His meat is probably straight

Lefty fs

BRUH

i think is curved updward 😏

☠☠☠☠

Def straight

https://preview.redd.it/fhozh5tgms5a1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=def20a2fcb511142e1f822d1af734ae370c18b13

LOL what?! LOL

find God

Wtf

He doesn’t have one

wtf

Most retarded thing I’ve seen on here please get help

The only thing that will help me is an answer

Sir, if you have a complaint I suggest you submit it through our email system. I would be happy to refer you to our website


doesn’t matter to me

😦

Straight

Lean left gang

inwards

Left

😧