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UK_KILLD_10M_IRANIS

Also had his history on point, although not all Iranians can be classified as so-called Persian.


AdLatter1807

I always wondered how any can be classified as Persian. Is that like an Italian person saying they are Roman or am I missing something?


eugenetownie

Persian is an ethnic group in Iran. There are many ethnic groups with Persian being the majority.


AdLatter1807

Like groups of people who heritage stretches back to the Persian empire kinda thing or is a geographical distinction ?


eugenetownie

Historical, cultural, linguistic, and geographical.


bearrosaurus

The loose definition is anyone that has Farsi as their mother tongue. Which includes groups in Afghanistan and even into India, and part of Kurdistan on the other side.


yashua1992

Yes. Just like I have to say I am Iraqi but in reality I am Aramaic, Babylonian. But since no such state exists and we lived amongts a group that declared Iraqi independence we were forced to get Iraqi citizenship. Just like the Persians have Iranian citizenship. We're not from those countries we just lived there before and after their independence.


Dust-Explosion

I studied Farsi and Dari full time for 3 months by Persians and this is not at all what they (Afghan ex pats) said or any Iranian I’ve met in Australia and there are quite a few thankfully. Iranians prefer to be called Persians as they associate their authoritarian government with being ‘Iran’ Persia is a region that used to include Afghanistan to some extent. They share similar culture and speak the same language albeit different pronunciation and Farsi is a lot more casual than Dari. Dari speakers watch Farsi films etc. it’s not an ethnic group even though if you google it that’s what you might find in English. It’s more a language/culture thing, not a specific group or anything like that.


Iceman_in_a_Storm

Sooooo….like…Appalachian American?


DAsianD

Err, it's more like an Italian national saying they are Italic. There are German-speaking Italian nationals and there are Azeri (and other non-Persian speaking) Iranian nationals, but most Iranians speak Persian.


ebaer2

I am *Italic!*


DAsianD

I'm **BOLD**!


Samurai_Meisters

I'm ~~strikethrough!~~


FrozenChihuahua

Iran is a multi-ethnic society with multiple people inhabiting the territory including Persians, Kurds, and many more. It’s just like America with our society having African Americans, various ethnic European Americans, and Latino-based Americans. However, in older multi-ethnic societies like Iran or India one’s ethnicity or background is usually distinguished by the language(s) or dialects they were born with, their family’s surname, their type of religion, which geographic area they were born, and many other markers too like their cultural dress. Most cultural / ethnic groups have patterns from the characteristics listed above that make them identifiable as coming from a particular ethnic group.


AdLatter1807

Thank you frozen chihuahua that was pretty succinct 👍🏻👍🏻


mdml21

You meant Times New Roman?


AdLatter1807

Lmao


Busy-Transition-3158

No, Persian is an ethnic group in Iran, it’s the Majority Ethnicity however there are also Turks, Kurds, Arabs etc etc.  Basically, all Persians are Iranian, but not all Iranians are Persian.


leperaffinity56

Ok fine parthian empire. Or seleucid... Or sassanid lol


JeanMichelFerri

TIL Schwarzenegger was actually Iraqi


Acrobatic_Poem_1990

Lmao 😂


All_Usernames_Tooken

My thoughts too lol


Accidege

💀


TheJarIsADoorAgain

Aren't they the same thing like USA and USB?


arseniobillingham21

What about USB 3.1 gen 2?


ElectronicMixture600

*USB-C intensifies*


Flux_resistor

That's USAs northern colony British Columbia


ElectronicMixture600

Ah yes; Vancouver, Whistler, and probably some other stuff too.


Sweet_Pea_45

I want to be USB-C. I don't know, USA is getting a little crazy.


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Worldly-Fruit6378

100%🤣


cat_mamaa

as an american, living in the south, he was pretty spot on there too.


Professional_Baby24

He's addressing the people that always had to say Obamas full name with an emphasis on the middle name like it was the biggest gotcha moment of their lives.... every time.


Beatus_Vir

Same reason that Donald Jihad Trump always abbreviates his middle name


friso1100

I always thought it was Donald Jonald Trump


pancakemania

It’s a family name


L1b3rtyPr1m3

Friendly reminder that Iran and Iraq had a long and pretty needlessly bloody war that resulted in almost no change whatsoever. Which eventually resulted in Iraq invading Kuwait which yknow led to the whole gulf war situation.


Heavy_Bicycle6524

Gulf War. Not golf. A golf war was what happened between Shooter McGaven and Happy Gilmore.


MattTheRadarTechh

Just taaaaaap it in


iceguy349

Then why did Bush say “watch this drive” when talking about it huh!?!?! What is the government hiding?!?!?!


mindsnare

He eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast.


UncleBenders

He eats pieces of shit for breakfast?


sentence-interruptio

Fun fact. South Korea and North Korea helped Iran in the war. At first, North Korea secretly sent weapons to Iran. Had to be secret because that might piss off Iraq. In return, Iran gave North Korea some Iraqi missiles they found. North Korea began reverse engineering them. South Korea found out. So it decided to help Iran too. South Korea sent Iran some weapons and in return Iran sent some North Korean weapons to South Korea. South Korea began analyzing North Korean weapons. It's like, know your enemy's weapons. Iraq found out what North Korea did. So Iraq unfriended North Korea. Iran friended South Korea. This sort of became a pattern. North Korea losing old friends. South Korea acquiring new friends.


shakha

Additional reminder: from 1980 to 1990, the US and by extension a bunch of other nations stated outright that Iran had started the Iran-Iraq war, allowing them to support Iraq and commit certain atrocities on Iranians. In 1990, something happened and suddenly the US remembered that, no, wait, it was actually Iraq who started the war. Funny how that happens.


Busy-Transition-3158

More sad than funny, people gulp up American Propaganda like Drinking Water  after 3 hours of biking.


Busy-Transition-3158

Yup, the worst part is that the War could have ended in 1982 (two years after it started) after Iran liberated all The Iraqi occupied territories, at that time Israel had also just invaded Lebanon and both Iran and Iraq were hostile states towards Israel. So Saddam Hussein offered  a ceasefire so they could both send their armies to fight against Israel in Lebanon, but Khomeini said no and continued the War.


OLebta

"The road to a liberated Palestine is opened by removing the devil Saddam" Or something something. It was definitely a Khomeini miss step, among many others. But in the long run, Saddam did handle the loss of the long Iranian war, and getting in $420 billion debt, in the worst way possible. Paving the way for a solid Iranian influence in Iraq.


WtfsaidtheDuck

Stop filming and driving at the same time.


ranchorbluecheese

and making bad content


chainsaw_dog666

Dudes driving and recording this shit?


Styl3Music

I think it's just a mirrored video because we see 1 hand, and the other has to be holding the phone. Hopefully


anincompoop25

Adidas logo on his shirt isn’t mirrored


BigRubbaDonga

"We're babylonians, they're persians" I've never heard Iraqis described as babylonians but that tracks


Dry-Jello697

Babylon is in Iraq.


Phantom_Fizz

I've had to explain to many that there are a lot of cultural differences between arab and persian countries, and some parts that are part of the "Mediterranean and Middle East" (in the conglomerate idea that most Americans have of this area of the world) do not belong to either and are their own thing. I've told people I am Arab and I'm asked if my family is from Pakistan. I've been told, "Oh, you're Arab? I love Turkish deserts and coffee!" I've been asked if that meant I was a vegitarian. I do a lot of smiling and nodding.


Busy-Transition-3158

Westerners don’t really care, they just see the whole Middle East as one big Oil field filled with War and Kebab.


the_last_boomer

Why is pretty much every commentary video made in a car?


kmzafari

Good natural lighting, and a lot of people have phone holders in their car. Plus people do a lot of thinking while they drive. Not saying it's safe, but that's probably why.


No_Use_4371

Smart and informative answer, so rare on reddit lol


kmzafari

Lol thanks!


muzzledmasses

And everyone says "yall" like they're from the south.


CrazyOne2385

At least stop the fucking car before.


thel0lzynarwhal2

Focus on driving.


bryter_layter_76

Ee-ron not eye-ran.


GreenIguanaGaming

He's speaking their language so they can understand


RedSquaree

muddle frame uppity cake homeless price live office normal dog *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Lifehater007

That's right. Was it George Bush who started the wrong pronunciation?


KingMateo_98

The American voice acting was very humorous ngl


Curious-Weight9985

This guys voice… ![gif](giphy|5pMGZHSqfvGT5mnTwx)


Reallygaywizard

TIL only white people get locations mixed up. He's cute tho


The-Devilz-Advocate

This aged like milk... Iraq just bombed an U.S. military base.


Busy-Transition-3158

Iran or Iraq? I don’t think Iraq has the ability to do something like that.


Offdutyninja808

Country starting with Ira* US: heavy breathing


stornasa

IRA MENTIONED 🇮🇪


SpaldingXI

GOD SAVE IRELAND!


tuckmuckchuck

What’s up with minorities thinking that white people are the only ones that don’t understand anything about their culture? You really think Black Americans and Mexicans understand the difference between Iran and Iraq just because they happen to be a considered a minority as well? Shit makes no sense.


beanbag_043

Good point


deadelusx

Its ironic that he himself sees this whole Iran situation with enough unclarity to think that white people are some kind of single actor in this story. I mean, how do Russians even fit into his view?


dontknowhatitmeans

It's not a matter of not understanding. If they had skin in the game, e.g. if they were going to be quizzed with prize money on the line, they would probably admit that white people's understanding of the Middle East is no worse than any other non-middle easterner. It's just that it's more in vogue to make fun of white people, with much fewer potential consequences (hell, many white people will laugh along with you).


Busy-Transition-3158

True, I’m pretty sure no one understands the differences between Iran and Iraq besides Middle Easterners Lol.


FarmerBard

FUCKING TAKE A BREATH MAN


ASquawkingTurtle

Are Israelis considered white?


Busy-Transition-3158

Only about 30-32% are White so not really 


thatcarb0nbtch

My family is Assyrian and Palestinian. they lived in Iran for decades before they moved to America before the war in 79’ right before the American embassy fell. My dad was 12.


cramabody

He didn’t even pronounce Iran correctly. It’s not a sentence.


ALiXMASON

I wish people would stop normalizing casual racism against white people. Imagine someone would start a video like "this is a message to all back people" shits fucking weird regardless.


chirs5757

But who has the opium and oil??!


AsstDepUnderlord

Los Angeles


schoolknurse

Yes


Zuke_6

Pronouncing both places incorrectly


BushDeLaBayou

Considering Iran has integrated Hezbollah into Iraq's military, and generally has their nutsack in a vise grip rn, they're not that different as far as the US concerned lol


Molten-Universe

And while I drove my car and made this video Iran someone over.


Busy-Transition-3158

Not to be a Party Pooper but it’s pronounced e-ron not eye-ran so that kinda debunks your sentence Funny though 


mmw1775-1975

Isn't it pronounced Iran (ee-ron) and Iraq (ee-rok)? I don't know, apparently cause I'm white, so I'm asking for a friend.


JimLahey12

His nose looks like he's smelling a permanent fart


ttdawgyo

He may want to learn how to pronounce iraq and iran for credibility


40oztoTamriel

White people did make the map though , Ngl. Was it the 40’s I think ? Edit: I am still with dude though, fasho


UK_KILLD_10M_IRANIS

As an Iranian myself, I am baffled by white peoples ability to know every single dog breed out there but cant distinct between Iran and Iraq to save a life.


AsstDepUnderlord

I suspect that the inability to interpret a map crosses pretty much all cultural boundaries.


RingOfDestruction

I'm also baffled by all the non-white and non-European people I meet who think of meatballs and IKEA when I tell them my family is from Switzerland. There are many uninformed people out there. It's not just a "white person" thing.


Far-Manner-7119

I assure you not all of us are like this. It’s more of a modern educational problem which affects many people regardless of race


Professional-Ad3874

As a white people it would baffle me too, if I ever met anyone who didn't know the difference. Now you say Yemen then you'll get some confused looks.


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Or, or, we just don't care ![gif](giphy|zwffSHaJLDbA4)


Busy-Transition-3158

I’m pretty sure the only thing Americans think about when they hear Iraq is “the country we invaded” and when they hear Iran is “ the reason why our Oil Prices are getting higher”


Amishwithaweapon

I’m baffled you’re complaining about the exact thing you’re perpetuating…refusing to distinguish based on skin colour 😂 You sir, are one funny hypocrite


BobaAndSushi

You’re doing the same thing. Hypocrite


insats

I don’t know a single person who doesn’t know the difference between Iran and Iraq. Thank you for thinking all “white peoples” are the same.


PartsNLabor24

knowing that if WW3 starts, every missile has to fly over your country and they are going both ways 😒


pick-hard

Maz Jobrani wouldn't be amused


Odd-Loss6108

This had me dead 😭 as a history geek, I have had to explain this to people in the past 😭😭


Busy-Transition-3158

True, Iran and Iraq might share some history, but they’re still different people (except some minority groups who are in both countries like Kurds Assyrians and Turkmens).


IndependentFennel476

Shit I’m black and I just got informed on something I did not know 😟


venetiasporch

Can't tell if it's a hat or hair?


MaximumCulture7917

You both poop on sides of roads


Busy-Transition-3158

No? That’s South Asia (India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Nepal, Sri Lanka).


abatkin1

Which one doesn’t like stoning women for being raped?


Sloths_Can_Consent

White people?


Skyefire001

White people.


showlandpaint

Stop making videos while youre driving a fucking car


phillyphilly19

Persian men...so...beautiful.


MyLemonsRorganic

He's arab...


phillyphilly19

I know. It just reminded me.


Worldly-Fruit6378

Tell them😍


moderately-extreme

Persian women are georgous too 😥


phillyphilly19

I'm sure. I'm gay so no offense intended.


Kickagainsttheprick

You lost me at “white people”, like that’s the issue


StopAngerKitty

It's not just white people that confuse the two...dumbass


Lost-Breadfruit-9745

Don’t be a dumbass dick and record yourself while driving. You don’t care about yourself that’s one thing but don’t drag others into your own stupidity.


Annual_Economist_367

And this had to be said !


cilest

Shit.. I learned something new today


victorlaslow

Relavent and maybe funny 20 years ago. We all know.


Kolbysap

How Arabic is very good.


davidml1023

[Iran and Iraq](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fy.yarn.co%2F048d25d2-da20-46ae-8ba9-6feac12144ac_text.gif&tbnid=89-MaNdqOE6RkM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fmemes.getyarn.io%2Fyarn-clip%2F048d25d2-da20-46ae-8ba9-6feac12144ac%2Fgif&docid=HK0x7ATLqLiAMM&w=400&h=226&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm1%2F2&kgs=2fe84c8728fe14e4&shem=abme%2Ctrie)


RandyRandom111

Instructions unclear…dem Afghans gonna git it


AvalanchePalm

What is this guys voice?


Affectionate_Ad_9735

First country to rename themselves "I love America" doesn't get wiped off the face of the Earth. You can change it back after just help out the dumb dumbs


DissociatedRock

So Iraqis are the Germans of the Arab world? Because this is what I’m taking away from this.


7masi

Actually Germans would be the Iranian of the occidental world, as Aryan term originated from ancient Iran


DissociatedRock

Did you not watch the video…


7masi

I know bro, I was making reference to... U know


DonAskren

We're the Babylonians, they're the Persians...ok?


tullystenders

So HE is Iraqi? I was getting that mixed up. Who has the "fancy" accent/talking? I think he was saying Iran does.


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Just write "WRONG COUNTRY" before a U.S bomber approaches


nobrainsnoworries23

Right now? We've been fucking with Iran since Operation Ajax... Literally the CIA's first major op.


Lifehater007

I loved it when he compared the languages hahaha


Constant-Lake8006

Filming a tiktok while driving is one of the most irresponsible things you can do.


Acrobatic_Poem_1990

Stand up comedian vibes 😆


Once-Upon-A-Hill

You are either America or you are not America, if you are not America, the details are irrelevant.


Ok_Intention_3433

HAACCKK SLLLAAAA 🤣🤣


colcom1130

Let's not make tic tocs and drive 😂


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Iran: we have the money, the allies, the weaponry, we made a small puny country reaching its downfall defeat an undeafeatable country America: okay, we won't interfere. Iraq: were civilised and our dictator treats us well but hates many communities, our country likes to show respect and peace towards others America:okay that's fine Iraq:oh yeah and we have oil, like a lot of oil America:YOU HAVE WEOPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!! RAAH FREEDOM


Busy-Transition-3158

Iraq made the mistake of letting the USA know about their Natural Resources…


Financial-Tourist162

Both great tourist destinations


Snoo-72756

Didn’t know it was difficult.Guess you forget who’s who when you bomb everything


EnvironmentalSpirit2

If that's true then why are both quisines so delishus?


patience_notmyvirtue

I have never seen a bull nostril on a person until now


AblePay9082

Cheers Iraqi Steve Carell


Schmorgus-borg

Giving me those Norm McDonald vibes


grabbingcabbage

So... He's saying we should bomb him?


LazyNacho

Is this recorded while driving ?


MinisculeMenace

This guy’s hilarious. Love him.


spacemanspiff1979

Christ almighty, we can't ban TikTok soon enough. 


friso1100

Seems like the difference in accent is the same as the one between dutch and German lol


PostReplyKarmaRepeat

Ironically, it’s pronounced “E-RAUN”. In America, we say I-RAN because country bumpkin George W. Bush popularized the mispronunciation


Cute-Programmer269

To be fair I don't think many people at all have beef with Iraq or Iran, just apparently our leaders are cool with supposed allies breaking the Geneva Convention... so long as they're allies.


BlackForestMountain

Whypeople are so dumb am I right


Cultural-Task-1098

Alan Jackson normalized this


brigitteer2010

I LOVE THIS HAHAHAHAHA


mulekitobrabod

Arnold is from iraq? Cool


MoistTreacle

You are awesome!! I totally get it now 🤣 the voices helped a lot! Thank you 😊


iceisfrozenliqid

As my FIL would say: Same thing, just different.


the_silent_sane

cause nobody knew the difference until now?


Baummer_42

Better bomb them both to be sure.


kmzafari

Gross and unfunny


Busy-Transition-3158

Y’all already did that to both of them, I think it’s enough.