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SpOoKy_EdGaR

Tim chewing or barfing up hair always gets me. “I’m gonna be a real man”. Fucking nauseating.


zangor

“Jus a lihl bit left to goh and owl be a MAN” 🤢


Cliff_Klingenhagen

Upvoting your excellent transcription of some beautiful English


paperthintrash

Immediately thought of this skit. How it puddles out of his mouth and he’s gnawing on it is the only T a E thing that’s made me physically grumble or wince and I am a seasoned veteran of poop jokes and body horror.


Funkinwagnal

In the behind the scenes video the whole crew was gagging


wontwillnot

Do you have the link?


Funkinwagnal

It’s on the dvd 📀


TheStephenKingest

Him slurping up the wet hair makes me sick. Amazing commitment to making the scene work on Tim’s part.


Specialist_Injury_68

“THATS JUST A BUNCH OF HAIR.” -Sunshine Brule


sleepsholymountain

That’s one of my favorite moments in the whole series but I can’t watch it if I’m eating.


Doublejimjim1

When Eric throws up during the My Dad Lets Me Eat My Boogs Kid's Break. It's already the grossest sketch and then he throws up and breakdances in the pool of throw up.


Saucetown77

You knew you were in for some terrible shit when the Kid Break intro starts playing


Jojo_Calavera

👆🏽THIS


ManCoveredInBees

Posted this the same time as you. I love that episode but i always skip it


Doublejimjim1

I just watched it again just to confirm it is the grossest thing ever.


grokabilly

By far the gross thing on Tim and Eric


jk_pens

I must have blocked this out. Will have to go find it right now.


ComicalNoises

Isn’t Doug on record as saying this was the only skit that made him physically ill? I think he said this on Office Hours


Doublejimjim1

It really is that disgusting.


tommyjohnpauljones

Steve Brule's mom giving "birth" to a big wad of hair


CovidOmicron

Oh God, I can't handle that 🤢


tommyjohnpauljones

"Mobin couldn't hack it"


Specialist_Injury_68

THATS JUSTA BUNCHA HAIR


BuffaloSoldier11

SHRIM!


BlackCherrySeltzer4U

There’s something about the cigarette juice skit that literally made me vomit.


Cliff_Klingenhagen

Are you maybe just sickened by the idea that you can't have a cigarette in the movie theater?


dwhee

Something?? I think it might be the cigarette juice.


BlackCherrySeltzer4U

You might be right


Saucetown77

Oh god I forgot about that one, they show it like 4 times to really drive it home lmao


soopirV

They got me (actually Bob did) with the Toes episode of Bedtime Stories. Never finished it.


bonchening

Just some simple toe-snips (pulls out the pruners)


byke_mcribb

Oh man I was gonna say this one too. However, the end makes it so stupid and worth it. The very last couple lines makes the whole episide worth holding on to your feet in a dumbass way.


dwhee

The way the kid just instantly accepts his drowning dad and asks about the toes! I love how these resemble "badly written" Twilight Zone, with character motivations that just don't make sense.


limedilatation

Ha! Same, I've never made it thru that one


vulpes_mortuis

And then meanwhile I’m having…mixed feelings about Bob in that one lol


Msedits

Came here to comment “Toe Snips”


Rude_Inverse

ahoy!


Teslarage1

Yesss


ThePopDaddy

The pubes in the man shake one.


IllegitimateMarxist

The Chicken and Egg Salad Can from Pablo Myers' Superfoods on CHECK IT OUT. Jesus Christ.


tuskvarner

There was a terrible disease among my chickens. I knew they would die within days.


ninjadude1992

I am Myers' man


Logical_Lab4042

The smell was horrible.


Tubastard

Candy Tails always made me feel unwell. That and the man milk thing.


feltsandwich

No, I just send those bits into my second stomach so I don't get sick like a tub of lard. Brown's day care made me shiver though, almost like I was taking the poison myself. Never even got a priece of candy.


admiralomelette

Browns daycare was very unsettling. Take that poison, boy!


DeezyCheezyReloaded

**brown runs a tight ship**


Saucetown77

It's like a summer house for your body!


WarfRatsColdCoffee

Rudy doesn't wear a brooach for the double date. This makes Kent physically sick.


vulpes_mortuis

That one is so gross


rickitikitavibiotch

Beavers boys has a few quick takes that make queasy. One or both of them puking shrimp and white wine into a wine glass and guzzling it straight after. Eric taking a bed pan from under his ass in the hospital, chugging the contents, and grinning at the camera makes me laugh but also throw up a bit.


Doublejimjim1

The worst part is that it's pink throw up.


3BodyJimmel

The Man Milk bits in the series finale, iirc.


LordShaggy

Wise up


sleepsholymountain

I think this is the one bit in the whole T&E universe that is too gross for me. I appreciate them taking things really far for the series finale but I really struggle to watch it.


sugurkewbz

The episode of Check it Out with Dr Steve Brule where he visits the “marinara” to learn about “broats”. He wants seafood, but doesn’t want to pay seafood prices. So what does he do? He goes to the dumpster and is eating seafood from the trash bags. Particularly already eaten shrimp with just the tails left. I was eating while that was happening. Or the episode where he sees Jan and Wayne through a telescope and Wayne’s helping Jan wipe herself


dwhee

*drumpster


sugurkewbz

I’m such a damn dangus


kinga_forrester

I agree, myeggs is atrocious


EatAtGrizzlebees

Only one. And I don't gag, but I physically recoil and close my eyes. From Awesome Show, it's a plate of food with cockroaches crawling on it...I think it's a Great job! still. I can't stand cockroaches.


Logical_Lab4042

God, same. Also, what a *fun* username! :D


EatAtGrizzlebees

You'll wish you had less fun!


Ass2Mowf

That scene from the movie. You know the one


DeezyCheezyReloaded

only the finest, softest meats…


limedilatation

Most of Dr. Wareheim


Donut_Ambitious

The pony hair candy one lol every time


Donut_Ambitious

There's a bedtime story episode where the maturating sound made me puke haha


Donut_Ambitious

Autocorrect 💀


misterbozack

The Terrys


white__cyclosa

I don’t think I’ve ever been able to watch the “man milk” segment all the way through.


SubKreature

The kids break song about eating boogers is up there for me.


thejordynshow_

My dad makes me eat my boogs


thejordynshow_

I always make the mistake of putting any of their stuff on while I eat dinner and end up regretting it


dwhee

I don't need your dinner, I have OH HUNGEE


Top_Ad9635

That charred body of the newscaster who perished in a plane crash, and Steve Brule panicking around her corpse. Tim shitting on a pan for Dr Wareheim, who proceeds to pick it up and examine it's texture. The broken jars of shit at the end of the episode. Tim making out with the lady in the hot tub while having explosive diarrhea, spraying the beef boys with poop. The Bathroom boys porking their odd looking dinner dates in their bathroom stalls. Tim and Eric sucking each other's lactating nipples. Steve Brule and a topless Jan indulging in hanky panky in the shower while a dying bedridden Wayne with a rotting complexion watches on CCTV, inducing a seizure. Tim's piano store owner character getting his legs amputated so he could eat more baklava. "Whore's Milk" (more conceptual than visual. Mentions a nutty flavour) Tim operating on Eric in search of his ingrown third testical and violating his insides, messing up his gutty works. Eric masturbating in bed next to Tim, then dragging a cum stained finger across his phone after he finishes, before sleeping. Tommy Schlaaang torturing Tim and Eric's elderly mother, punching Tim's mom in the stomach, then cutting off Eric's mom's finger. Tim's grass-coloured spray a carpet releasing skin-melting fumes after being exposed to the sun, melting Jan's face off and causing her limbs to detach, to Wayne's alarm.


Gunt_Buttman

Cinco Man Shake. “Just a little bit more to go and then I’ll be a man”


LucaMerman

As much as I like the show I have to skip through so much of the gross out stuff. I know that's such a huge percentage so it's kind of weird to be a fan and dislike something so prominent but when it's not gross out humor it makes me laugh hysterically, so it makes up for it in enjoyment. I just can't look at the screen sometimes tbh. Though physically gagging from just seeing or thinking something doesn't happen to me that often and I don't remember Tim and Eric ever making that happen to me it still really makes me uncomfortable but sometimes I still laugh at those parts because it's just so ridiculous. Even if it doesn't make me gag directly though it makes me feel kind of nauseous to think about a lot of the gross stuff.


Doctor_Yinz_Innocent

Cigarette Juice. ugh.


CovidOmicron

So much of Check It Out is nasty


relaxedodd

Any vomiting, I have emetophobia. The Puberty Milkshake is disgusting, the hair is disgusting.


ol_kentucky_shark

The spaghetti in Spaghetti Again (I’m a spaghetti snob)


KuroeArt

The D-pants were a touch too far for me


wisdomcube0816

The Bro-Och nearly did but I watched it before I watched the Cinco Food Tube and couldn't keep from gagging.


Calc3

Helmet touch


Nerdialismo

I grew up watching Hair Cake, nothing makes me gag


Specialist_Injury_68

Brule changing Brown’s diaper and Brule eating Pablo Meyer’s rotten egg and raw chicken can


wassupwitches

SHRIM


joshonthenet

That Awesome Show season one bit where some of the crew members have a bunch of hot dogs in their mouth made a friend of mine throw up an entire milkshake


Teslarage1

Definitely would have to be the edible candy braids something about it made me gag. And another tim and Eric's bedtime stories. The foot episode with Bob odenkirk


Own_Contribution_480

"The hair is the worst part"