I’d be so pumped to be subject to this

I'd have a field day with this.

The taking a bath with the toaster one would floor me

You don't know how she loox

Gotta post the responses too, that's what makes it funny.

jokes on me, there are no responses

🤞 for day two

Match better guys. But they might still answer. I'd go on a date with probably 99% of women who sent me these if they did. I legit laughed at the Tennessee one

I didnt get the Tennesee one unfortunately

Lol there’s nothing to get that’s the point

Sure there is It’s setting up “you’re the only ten I see” but then subverts it

It's a subversion of the typical old bad line. It's "supposed" to be "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see."

I think it was supposed to catch you off guard. Since there is an actual punchline to it, but she makes it literal.

It’s an anti joke - A man walks into a bar. “Ouch.”

Honestly same, it's a weird sense of humour, but it did make me chuckle. Way better than trying to start off a conversation and having it be super dry. I would love it if I got a first message like that.

I like the hypothesis testing line!

Same 😋


That last one especially is getting my attention. I laughed way harder than I should have.

That’s a shame… I would’ve asked you to marry me after the second one.

Even that Tennessee bit? gave me lupus that one

Theses fools don’t know what they’re missing g

OP...this is gold 🤣🤣🤣 I don't get the Tennessee joke tho 🤔

Sets the convo up for "you're the only 10 I see".

One day...

Hope u don't live in mn

They were just blown away, didn't know how to respond anymore.

P value one is gold

Is being compared to a null hypothesis generally a desirable trait?   You’re implicitly not sexy and publishable, at least unless you’re well-constructed and capable of toppling the significant findings of a landmark publication.

P value is the first filter, next one is big effect size 😌

Haha get rejected 🤓

Did you just call me a H_0??

Naah, its just Au

One of the 50 states?

This is just funny to me bc it's so random

I need this explained as well

In 1796, Tennessee became the 16th state of the United States of America 🇺🇸

I know the normal version is something like; are you Tennessee because you’re the only ten I see’ or something like that

The typical next line is "because you're the only ten I see" so this is an anti-joke change up. I love it.

Why can’t I find girls like this

not to worry, ill be here all night!

🤣👌🏼

Just wanted to say thanks for paying off my mom's cancer treatment. I don't know what I would have done without you.

I’m just trying my best out here. Glad I could help

Appreciate you volunteering at the orphanage last weekend. The young boys all think you're a legend now.

That’s all I’ve ever wanted

Dude, the kittens you gave CPR to after the house fire are going to make it. The governor wants to give you an award.

I’m just doing what anyone else would have done in that situation

Again, thanks for giving me one of your kidneys despite mine failing dew to alcoholism. Your trust in me really meant a lot to me and is the reason I managed to stay sober ever since.

Thanks for lending me the Hellcat bro, loved it

No worries, the brakes stick a little so be careful with that.

When I came to you in my time of need, and I didn't even call you the RAIDfather, on that day of your daughters wedding, I asked you to do murder and you delivered. I thank you for this. It is a debt that can never be repayed. I cannot thank you enough.

"are you French?" "How?"

Are you Mississippi? cause you’re the only Miss whose piss I’d sippi I’m sorry in advance.

Having gotten a horny message from a dude whose username was UrineDrinker on another site, I started gagging. Then I saw your pre-apology and busted out laughing. Nicely done.

I’m sorry you went through that. Mine was just a bad pick up line.

You're very sweet, but I'm fine. 😊

Did they respond lol

lmao they absolutely did not

Shame 😢 I would’ve

As a french man i would have no choice to respond to the 1st one o7

Probably assuming you're a bot

I would have responded lol 😆

How many days will be in this series? please say infinity

as many as it takes for me to get a girlfriend/boyfriend (so forever)

well, I thank you for your service. This is a welcomed distraction from my own abysmal dating experience

Poor DMs.

I always got good responses with: "Hey girl, are you a cop? Cause you’re taking my breath away."

Shouldn't it be "Are you The Police"...?

That’s Berlin

Woop woop

💀

Too soon?

too soon? it happened again? nah i found it actually very funny the💀 meant funny dark humor😄👍🏼 i use it as laugh smiley in some cases😂

ngl, #2 would work on me (I teach research methods)

If she saved that to pull out for scientists, she’d be rolling in nerd D.

i did! the guy is a bio major i thought it would land :(

Keep it up, all my friends would be printing that off and hanging it up.

I thought the toaster one was darkly funny

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nah, not as good as OP

"Are you an ocean of orange soda?... because you're my Fanta Sea"

I laughed at the toaster one. The state one was clever. My general messages from woman are…. Hey handsome or other general look related comment. ❤️ 😍 👋 Hey Very rare to see any real effort initiated

"Oh I'm handsome? How about you hand some contact info over?" Saw someone say hand some pussy over on this sub instead. I once said to hand some of her lips over that weekend. She had great lips, we had a date set, and we're flirting quite a bit. She thought it was corny and hilarious and loved it

> I once said to hand some of her lips over that weekend. She had great lips, we had a date set, and we're flirting quite a bit. She thought it was corny and hilarious and loved it Why does this read like she didn't show up to the date?

Projection. We had a great time. Dated for 4-6 weeks. Just ended up being a fling

I mean I quoted the line that made it sound like the date didn't happen. Its because you mixed your tenses and talked about setting a date and flirting but not actually going on the date. >She had great lips, we had a date set, and we're flirting quite a bit. As in "**She had** great lips, **we had** a date set, and **we are** flirting quite a bit." is where your tenses are mixed. And having a date set, doesn't actually mean you end up going through with the date. I'm glad you had a fun fling off of your one liner. But the way you wrote it makes it sound like things got rescheduled or that she ghosted. I've literally never been ghosted, and I've only ever been stood up, once by a girl I was dating when I was in junior high, back in 2001 and that was because her father wouldn't let her leave the house to go hang out with a boy wearing a mini-skirt. However, My friends tell me that it is a common problem they have from OLD apps.

It's hard enough to get matches on Tinder. Most guys I would think would be all over this type of stuff. Lol. I know I'd definitely bite. It shows you have a sense of humor. Looking forward to day two. Lol.

Respect the attempt at the stats joke, it’s been awhile since I’ve taken the class but I still got it 😄

Attemp? That wasn’t an attempt. She served

The fact the I opened this in my statistics class and slide 2 refers to what we are doing rn is just great

[it worked](https://imgur.com/a/el2tMP5)

LMAO i’m glad it worked for someone

what helps is my gf is actually french lol

The statistics one is brilliant.

I have heard that stupid toaster one like a million times... and it never ceases to bring joy to my heart, thank you!

I love that you're showing that even us women don't get responses all the time. I would basically always messages guys first with one thing or another and get no response a lot of the time. Not sure if that's just the way Tinder is

it’s been my experience for the two years i’ve been on here. in my convos i’ve noticed that if a guy doesn’t text me first it means he’s not into me and won’t respond

Maybe you dont follow rules 1 and 2 (ik, girls follow them by default but theres a small chance)

I like the last one.

Where are these girls when I swipe

Too busy having exetensial dread of not being responded to by the last person

I would definitely respond to the p value one

What a waste… of talent that should be at the esteemed Laugh Factory

This is hilarious OP, good luck and keep having fun with it!

The toaster one is by far the best, steal you the idea, wish me a good bath.

the first and last one is sending me 😭😭😭

Ok but that 0.05 one was actually great though

You're already killing it by being the conversation initiator, so this isn't criticism, just a tip, just like with guys to girls you'll have more luck with an actual conversation opener, like starting up a conversation about one of their interests, a compliment about them, anything a little more natural


how?

All of these would work on me

You’re not obscene enough, use the fitness line!

#4 is a winner

Are you from mississippi? Cuz youre the only miss whos piss I sippi

Stunned is a state.

Stealing maDAMN

I’m confused by this one… Why the girl saying it to a dude??

Haha I dunno why maDAMN is funny on its own to me

Bruh you should have marriage proposals by Thursday

If p is low, the null must go!

I don’t get the 50 states one

Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the ten I see!

Do you work for google? Bsc you’re everything am searching for 😉

Dammit I love this. I usually just start with “would you lie for me in court?” or fuck/marry/kill - cheeze it edition

You would have picked me up for sure...but Im a married woman now.

Are you a chicken farmer? Because you sure know how to raise cock

I'm stealing this game and all of these. Will be back.

The toaster was the best

You're like a fossil sample and I'm an impatient paleontologist. I wanna date you badly

You got 4 matches in 1 day? maDAMN

the p value rizztistics😂

As a stats major I love the p value one

The toaster line is great

Loved the Tennessee line a lot

I can’t believe they didn’t respond! The toaster one would have had me immediately.

NGL I smiled.

Just got ptsd from the second one. /j

French one? Beautiful. Tennessee? I would definitely be trying to make another state pun. Totally would be lost on the p value one and concerned you wanted to kill me with the toaster in the bath one. Still funny though.

I don't even get half of them... but I'm here for it anyway. 🤣 Just stellar. 👏👏👏

I like the cut of your jib

I don't understand the last one.

It's literal. It's based on the old pick-up line "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see." She changed it up.

I like the p value one myself lol

I’d be instantly yours after the p Value

The toaster one is amazing! haha

This sounds like a line from the Fresh prince

Blasphemy. I don't know how you look like, and if you hit me with one of these, i would take you out that weekend.

I like the p value one.

I absolutely love the first one

If someone likes your terrible jokes and still talks to you I'd keep her around

Oh damn, I'd love getting hit with a line like this. Lucky guys.

Bad pickup lines on guys are like meat a tiger won't eat- the limit does not exist.

I like the French one

You’re one of the women I’ve ever seen! 🥵

As a guy I'd kill to actually get hit on like this.

well kill no longer, if you were a fruit, you’d be Tennessee

lol

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cuz that’s a pretty big drop. Call me the beaver, cuz I’ll chomp on your wood.

Might as well have fun on that shit show

Can i volunteer for this service?💀

Brilliant

😭😭😭

The statistics pick up line was good 😂

P value one is good , I am gonna steal that

most of it went over my head, but i still find it funny, dunno how that works

Holy shit Binding of Isaac and terrible pick up lines? Perfect

i will become back my money

Are you a cow on a trash farm? Because I wanna become back my money

If you like Binding of Isaac try Slay the Spire!

P value? I need the D value 😉

I always unmatch when girls send things like this

Why? They're being playful and showing a humorous side to them. Unmatching from that says a lot about your personality. Too serious - lighten up a bit.

😆😆

I don’t even understand how many of these are chat up lines at all.


Perfect way to stay single

P value joke needs an intellectual. Highly doubt that’s going to work on your everyday Joe

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If I guy said these to me I’d 100% go on a date with them

Right because “madamn” would literally blow my pants off