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ViceMaiden

How do so many red flags fit in one screenshot?


Genbu7

I don't know, I went into a seizure a few words into reading it.


AlternativeOrder8878

It’s embarrassing how long it took to descipher


dribrats

7 grammatical errors and i still dont know wtf he’s talking about…


penny_longhorn

Well where do I start first..


Dr_Quiza

You need to stand out between so much competition.


Satori_sama

You really just need to stand up 😂


imagoatinaboat

42yo giving the finger, transphobic and has cancer 💀


ivanjanko

How rude, how dare he have a cancer


tadddpole

But he also has two fish and a lion!


mobius_sp

Honestly, it's really refreshing and nice when the trash takes itself out. At least he's up front about letting everyone know he's a total douche nozzle.


littlewitch1923

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


UnrequitedFollower

Why is this person worried about the middle finger?? I’m concerned that they would have been interested if he had not flipped off the camera.


thespeechlady

Oh, come on 🙄I would never ever ever ever ever in a million years be interested in someone with that in their bio even if they looked like Brad Pitt.


UnrequitedFollower

My bad


Lacygreen

He listened to Icona Pop “I don’t care” too many times.


black_mamba866

Listen, it's my *comfort song and I can't help that I've had it on repeat for the last twelve years!* 😭😭😭 😂😂


Penguinman077

That should be the least of your worries. Man is dumb. Look at that grammar. He probably tells people to speak American.


runarleo

That’s not grammar it’s grammer


EdwardJamesAlmost

I don’t want to go to Kelsey


wompy1992

Oh no, it does not move me


tickingboxes

The grammar is actually the least offensive thing about this. If he was nice and dumb at least he would be tolerable. This dude is mean and dumb. An idiot AND a bigot.


One-Head-1483

He probably tells people to speak American 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ladyelenawf

This brings to mind my favorite story from deployment. I'm walking through the DFAC with my favorite Staff Sergeant. Some rando walks up to me and asks me what my nationality is. My sergeant and I are just looking at each other. I tell him it's American. He gets irritated and asks me again. I tell him again that my nationality is American. Rinse, repeat twice more. Finally, because I'm hungry, I ask if he wants to know my ethnicity. He is adamant that he wants to know my nationality. At this point my sergeant loses his shit on the rando and sends him scurrying. So my unit spent the rest of the time asking me what my nationality was. 🤦🏽‍♀️🙄🤣


InNoNeed

It definitely should be least of worries spelling and grammar matters a lot all the best to him still though Edit-reminder: This is a joke. A joke is something someone use to make people laugh (look up "stand-up" to get a better idea how these are used in practice). Sometimes a joke is so niche and obscure that not many people would get it and that is fair. This is NOT such an occurrence. This joke was played in response to a comment pointing out the lack of proper grammar in the guy's Tinder (a dating platform) bio by sharing a comment with exact same syntax errors.


mardavrio

Yet you used zero punctuation, making your sentence difficult to decipher lol.


PaulineMermaid

That's the joke. (Going by their previous posts and comments, this person is clearly able to use punctuation, but _chose_ not to do it this time)


InNoNeed

Oh I never use punctuation why use more characters when fewer do trick


Venerable_dread

Agreed. Its also a great example of irony 😂


InNoNeed

That's the fucking joke. Jesus Christ some dry biscuits in here.


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Penguinman077

Except voice to text autocorrects grammar


mattdvs1979

No wonder the fine gentleman is single and 42.


sinking_clouds

was thinking the same thing. Its unattractive for most ages imo but at least understandable when they are 20 lol


[deleted]

I personally think 20 is way too old. Kids below 15 doing that trying to appear edgy ok... anyone older is just pathetic


Venerable_dread

I'm single and 42 💀 😂


wwcfm

What’s wrong with you, even hitler had a girlfriend!


Venerable_dread

I wonder this every day too.... 😂. Na, in all seriousness I'm not long out of a 10 year relationship so I'm just in self improvement mode for a while. I don't use online dating as it seems to be universally toxic where I'm from. I just enjoy this sub. The original reply post made me smile as did your reply so thank you 😊


wwcfm

Jokes aside it’s good to take your time.


Waitwhonow

Society shames people who are older and single Being older AND single is actually a jackpot of sorts- because its a chance to recalibrate and pivot rather than just settling Plus wisdom is a great thing my friend.


Venerable_dread

100%. I see a lot of people giving themselves trauma whiplash with the speed they try and rebound at. It very rarely ever ends well for anyone. I learned a long time ago not to do it myself.


SnowTheMemeEmpress

Who was his first cousin? If I remember right????


RealGianath

Hitler had a cute dog, code name was “chick magnet”.


mattdvs1979

If you don’t post profile pictures of yourself, flipping off the camera, then you’re in better shape than this guy


Zackamite496

Hey you’re just shooting strays at all the people in this thread over 40 and single ☹️🤣


mattdvs1979

There are many completely valid reasons to be over 40 and single (maybe they’re all just unfuckable? /s), but flipping off the camera in your online dating profile is one that reveals a little bit too much about yourself and your lack of personality


Expensive-Tea455

I’m starting to see that a lot of these older men who are single tend to be single for a reason 🌝


mattdvs1979

Yep! I’m in my mid-40s and I’ve been married for 20 years, and after seeing this subreddit, dating sounds like an absolute hellscape. Zero desire to get divorced. 🤣


dm051973

Same reason that a lot of older woman are single. They haven't been able to find anyone willing to put up with them.:)


PoorMeImInMarketing

“Bro, we look so fucking alpha in this photo!” Also love the lack of punctuation and spelling (I guess that’s not alpha).


IWILLBePositive

“FUCK YOU!” Hahaha but seriously….I’m looking for a relationship.


yeahgroovy

Haha!! Hilarious.


roffinator

Always reminds me of things like https://i.pinimg.com/originals/84/b5/f1/84b5f1bff7a3739ed71980a8fa9430ab.png


ShittyBollox

But which one is THE alpha though?


dragon_nataku

clearly they should fight to the death in the battledome for the title


WeeklyVirus2203

Next photo was the tongue out, top off mirror selfie. 3rd Here is an animal I shot cos I am the Big Daddy 4th pic of truck loaded with beer (freshly washed). Final pic sat in truck, shades, cap, big fat joint. In the bar with his homies Fri night be like: Man, no idea why I'm single cos I'm Alpha AF. ER Know your audience maybe?


thespeechlady

Damn I didn't even scroll for the additional pics. Rookie mistake!


Helpful-Magician3284

I reckon there was a photo of him holding a fish too


Malhablada

With a 'No Fat Chicks' decal on the back of the truck


Expensive-Tea455

“Cos I’m the Big Daddy”😭😭😭😭


2FrogsMks

"cancer" - probably not referring to his sign lol


spatuladracula

No, don't tell men not to do this. Then they'll learn that we actually look at their profiles and use that info to weed out the trashy/misogynistic oned so we don't have to waste our time or risk our safety actually talking to them.


Fightthepump

Yeah don’t tell us not to do this. Tell us not to *BE* this. Every red flag here is a choice this dude made and he should both experience the consequences and understand the connection.


Successful_Banana901

"Hope your a woman, these days you can't tell" luckily it's bumble his inbox must be hella empty


BellamyRFC54

42 and giving the finger in a pic on a dating app


thespeechlady

Just winning at life


kokopelleee

Thank them… the finger and inability to differentiate between your and you’re (let alone the transphobia) are best viewed up front Saves time. Granted, he has also posted on this sub “why am I not getting matches?”


thespeechlady

It's so true. I couldn't swipe left fast enough which is why I didn't even see the horrors that were probably waiting for me in the other pics 🤣


kokopelleee

You had one job to do - grab screenshots of the entire profile for OUR benefit - and you failed…. 🤣🤣🤣


Bitter_Plum6902

Bro his bio is priceless. Trash, I mean. No monetary or any value whatsoever.


Kapkin

Isn't it '''i love you'' when your thumb is out? Source: Jeremy from 4th grade


katarinasunrise

Thumb in: “fuck you.” Thumb out: “I want to fuck you.”


WinterTangerine3336

he's giving cancer, that's for sure


Jayna333

This exists a lot of the lesbian side of Her and Taimi too :( like stop flipping me off


Blockness11

The middle finger look is never attractive for a man or woman.


thespeechlady

So women do this too? I wasn't sure 😁


Blockness11

100%. Personally, I don’t find it attractive at all.


nickfehlinger

It’s like every three women’s profiles have at least one middle finger. It’s everywhere. It’s so off putting.


ManySleeplessNights

As a comment I saw a while back put it (and I'm paraphrasing), "Why would someone be telling their potential candidate for a date to fuck off? What exactly is appealing or attractive about that?"


HypatiaLemarr

When it's women flipping the bird, it's very often accompanied by the duck face. Two in one avian red flags.


Addicted-To-Candy

it's dry humor, like edgy suicidal people who say fuck life I don't care, it's not meant to insult anyone


OliviaTheSeraph

Ouuuu and the casual transphobia in the bio, fucking spicy one here girls


PoorMeImInMarketing

Gotta laugh when guys like this are so focussed on people who are trans. Trans people are less than 1% of the population, but this guy obviously devotes a large portion of his time and attention thinking about them. He could be talking about the type of girls he likes but instead he talks about how he *totally* doesn’t want to match with a trans girl.


OliviaTheSeraph

If they spend all they’re time thinking about us then it means He’s got a crush on us ![gif](giphy|XYEEvoX0Ub69ZgN9ai)


wailingwonder

🥹Adorable af. You'll get yours but it ain't trailer park Biff Tannen up there. You got this!


InNoNeed

I think it’s totally backwards that the apps doesn’t have a filter for that. Some people aren’t into trans people and trans people should be able to only see people who are. Just like I don’t want to see men on my tinder, because I’m not gay. It just saves heart break and misunderstandings. Rejection is a gut blow for anyone


disco-janet

i also wish i could filter things i dont like. sometimes when i or my friends are trying to date women, we get cis men. it’s the most annoying thing. a lot of them always think they can “turn us” 🤮🤮🤮


thespeechlady

Yeah I included that for shits 😜


Spiritual-Bear4495

Some photoshop artist shoud retouch the picture - add a little dab of shit on their fingers, as if they just fingered each other.


fidgeter

No. Don’t give them advice! They’re weeding themselves out making things easier for respectable people! 🤣


FELonMusk333

Where do you start? How about with some punctuation


Its_Syxx

For me this and sticking out your tongue were just instant left swipes.


BabyFacedSparky

He should probably start with some punctuation.


DissipatedCloud

It's such a turn off


Severe-Day4854

The bio is OOC smh I’m not even surprised that was his bio also *you’re


yeahgroovy

And he’s wondering why he’s not getting any matches…


michaltee

The middle finger is the least problematic thing with this idiot lol.


figure32

If you identify as a woman, you’re a woman. Seems pretty straightforward to me.


No-One-Escapes

The bio is embarrassing, also which one of them am I supposed to be dating ??? Lol


According_Earth4742

When you order Fred durst from wish


les_catacombes

I don’t get giving the finger when you are the one taking the photo of yourself. Who are you flipping off?


fekiv

In my family it’s how we say goodbye and hello. It’s just a stupid little things humans do. I honestly can’t believe people still take the finger as anything more than a joke at this point. In most cases it’s just a dumb edgy fun thing for a photo like saying cheese or doing a funny face. This guy tho I think he thinks he looks badass lol but who knows


MomsSpecialFriend

“Your a woman” - obsessed with trans people, can’t spell, still takes middle finger pics as a middle aged man. Hard pass on all accounts.


rattlestaway

Why? Makes it easier to root out the weirdos


projectsbyjay

He gives the finger for the same reason he votes for Trump, has zero grammar skills, and looks like a red neck … immaturity. For some girls, that’ll be their thing. For women, not so much.


thespeechlady

True. Canada, but still tracks.


projectsbyjay

lol. The number of Canadians that call Trump “their President” is astounding. I’m in Winnipeg and I hear it all the time.


[deleted]

From the trailer park


Brilliant-Bicycle-94

No, fuck ‘em 🖕🤣


Upbeat-Opposite-7129

Is this a package deal?


[deleted]

Cancer men are a scourge upon humanity.


thespeechlady

LMAO 🤣


Chalkdustcoma

Swoon Prince Charming 🤮


sumojoe

I like a bratty girl with some attitude, but if she's going to flip me off before we even meet that's an instant left swipe.


Fearless_Site_1917

Profanity was always a left swipe for me. You are supposed to be showing your best. People need to do better.


FriedeOfAriandel

I’m shocked he didn’t type “a women”


explosivetampon

This is a great way to show that you actually trim your nails.


whatssofunniedoug

With that opening sentence, why would you want this to be a match? 😂


Sdmonkey25

Just showing their IQ and lack of spelling ability.


Western_Pudding7929

The middle finger in pictures in general is stupid.


Western_Pudding7929

Give him a break. He's trying to get rid of that virginity


Sithyonreddit

God, thank you. I don’t know why men don’t get that this is an instant turn off. Immediate swipe left for a middle finger picture


arrakis2020

It's an alpha thing. You wouldn't understand....


So-_-It-_-Goes

This man is a 42 year old adult


Tight-Physics2156

His bio kinda cracked me up 😂 So gd simple


Pvt_Inbreastigator

"Well at least it's easy to tell you're not a man."


Blondenia

This is an automatic “no” for me. I don’t find disrespect for the general populace attractive in any way.


R4diateur

Urh! So cringe. When I see people giving the finger in their profile or whatnots, I instinctively think of quoting McReady in the horror movie The Thing: "Yeah, fuck you too!". Except I dont have a molotov cocktail to throw at it. 😅


laserspewpew_

A lot of female profiles have the finger up too, instant no. It's childish and I'm in my 30's and people still do it.


[deleted]

I swipe left on anyone giving the finger or holding dead animals. It's not cute.


thespeechlady

Oh yeah, that's another one! I guess they are catering to "an" audience...


paranoidbby

not the type of dude i’d imagine gives a shit about astrology 💀


spicypotatosoftacos

Half the guys in New Zealand do this- I don't get it.


UnnecessarySalt

I’m disappointed that this isn’t satire


finalmix1

What if, and hear me out. He is giving up on the app and is prefering to stay single on purpose?


thespeechlady

I will settle on this answer, for my mental health (and pretend the bio didn't exist)


p0pulr

Imagine being 42 flipping off the camera


bceez89

Tell me I’m an anti covid vaccine maga 🤡 without saying so lol


Hungryandcomfused

I like it, I really shows you all you need to know. Swipe left ✅


KellyKooperCreative

I know, I don’t get it. Why would any decent woman be interested in a guy with that in his profile pic? So weird.


FlnHotAF

Instant swipe left .. no need to even look at the profile or the rest of the pics. 42 flipping me off with their friend. Grow tf up. This pic = them saying “my bathroom and bedroom is dirty because I don’t like cleaning - I don’t see the dirt anyway, I have roommates, I cant keep a job, have a DUI so I cant drive, my conversational skills involve single word replies, I will disappoint you in the bedroom”


RandomGuy0512

And they wonder why everyone is choosing the bear over the man… Also the grammar really goes to show you his level of intelligence, and paired with the transphobic comment it just makes the flags get redder and redder.


trialcourt

“I hope **your** a woman” dear god he sounds literally inbred


Realistic_Effort6185

Cancer. For sure.


GrandObfuscator

I only like being flicked off during or after sex also


r0botdevil

It definitely says a lot about him that he's behaving like this at 42...


Mr_Figgins

Girls who post pics flipping off the camera is an automatic no for me, dawg. Odds are most guys who are about to swipe on a single mother of two kids see that middle finger and think "childish" or "immature". Having kids doesn't automatically make you a mature adult. Your actions within your own situation does. This applies to the picture above as well.. Come'on folks, put the fingers down and just take normal photos lol


[deleted]

His bio is also top notch. A tru keeper <3


Too_Lofs_Atan

That's the finger he's gonna finger you with.


meanbunny96

Cancer sun, Pisces mood and leo rising honestly sounds like this guy would have the worst personality. Needy judgy and self absorbed, this guy's astrology makes him seem like the type of guy who will insult you and call it a joke, but will get super offended if you make an actual joke towards him. This pic of flipping the bird to future matches checks out, based on his chart placements I would expect more of similar behavior from him.


cwaiwe84

Next!


SlowmoTron

He probably thought he looked so cool in that pic too


No_Sign_2877

I care less about that than the blatant transphobia that’s on his profile.


EmergencyTrust8213

Bio made me laugh He’s going to slay it


Loveharmony

The finger is the least of his problems smh 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


Chrume

"I just wanna be a gangsta."


megsd85

Its always an automatic swipe left for me.


johnnysack3

Definitely has a “don’t tread on me” sticker across the back window of his F-150


Pleasant-Syllabub-42

But the boys told me it looks badass AF !


Critical-Design-5774

And they have a cabin in the woods ..


bigfish18qq

He looks like he walks around with armor for his butthole. Imagine being that scared of trans people 😂


Impressive_Brush5930

Idiots


jackle-kap

No... let them show you who they are.


reddittor54321

Brokeback mountain boys


violet_lorelei

I saw this too. It's just fucked up.


chandhudinesh

He gave you the finger.. maybe he will add a ring to it later


fe__maiden

1 out of 3 profiles I swipe through have this. Ontario, Canada for you 😭🙈


STFUnicorn_

Why does he have 3 astrological signs?


transparentparent

42 and using the wrong your is outrageous


SnowTheMemeEmpress

He looks like he would beat on any partner that's unfortunate enough to match with him.


Necessary-Ad2264

Bro is 42 doing this


tykillacool23

Both ugly af.


BubblySeaweed5683

Yessss!!! Thank you for posting this bc I was wondering if I’m being too prudish or something! So many grown men posting pictures like this 🤦‍♀️


thespeechlady

It's soooo frequent. Maybe 1/15 profiles I look at are flipping the bird at me.


Expensive-Tea455

And at 42? a lot of these older men on dating apps are absolutely single for a reason…


PlusEnthusiasm9963

Back when I was still on tinder this was an instant left for me. You have a middle finger pic? Bye. Just trash that I want no part of.


OfficialSandwichMan

What about my a woman?


ArchieTheDadGamer

Everytime I see someone giving the finger in one of their pics, it's an immediate turn off for me.


Disastrous-Owl8985

And, yet, men like this are still wondering why women aren't attracted to them?


RedScair

library squeeze vase alive straight fearless chief sloppy ink spark *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


buzzyloo

He seems nice


fresh_loaf_of_bread

i hope when I'm 42 I'll be able to afford to pay prostitutes so i don't have to go on tinder


StodgyFraggles

That’s just what unintelligent people do to feel cool


Gunslinger_11

Never understood the flipping the bird at nothing


pigmanslim

You like fingers bag


supremedonks

Sad thing is he's probably still getting more matches than me


TheLastCranberry

Don’t dead open inside


Tall_Sand_1596

Grown ass men🌚


R6goVroom

Not one working brain cell in that photo.


Plastic_Collection59

I beg he's rolling in the pussy


Baezil

This is a GOOD thing. They're showing you who they are before ever even engaging with them.


Exclusively-Choc

Oh, I think look like a wonderful match … Dumb and Dumber. ![gif](giphy|z6JCTlMfNA9OM)


Murky_Ad_8398

He doesn't know the diff between "your" and "you're " ... RUN