Yeah and that's the difference, most people are fine with dark/ mean jokes when they're coming from someone you're on good terms with because you know they're not actively trying to insult you, but it's just an insult when it's a stranger.
Yep. It's hit or miss which is the point of dating or hookups. Pussyfooting your personality is how you end up having nothing in common when you see each other.
Women have hit me up with worse. Which is always fun. It's the ones who say "come snug/cuddle" weird shit like that I avoid. Like just fucking say what you want.
No, it's what that guy thinks is a good message.
Seriously, people need to stop acting like what one guy does, all of us do. If that's how it worked, women would be FAR worse.
The reason that dudes like you see this shit and have to whine “nOt aLL mEn” is because it’s *way too fucking many men.* If you can’t recognize the problem and are offended, consider that you might be part of the goddamn problem.
you noticed the scratch on her knee and used it as first message point, that is good, but what you're saying here is
" You suck a lot of dick, don't ya?" does that seem like a good first message?
I'll let you think about it.
That my position in all this. If OP wants an easy hook up, send it. If she doesn’t like it she will block and move on. It’s Tinder. It’s not like he’s wasting her time and leading her on and then only being in it for sex.
I can see a girl that is also on there for hookups finding this funny. Especially, as others have pointed out, this is likely not the first time this comment has been made. But still the picture is there so it’s possible she is not put off by the comments…or, plot twist, she is using the picture to get rid of the creeps because if someone makes that comment it is creepy.
Either way, I think the picture and the comment are perfect for both parties. It’s puts forth their agenda and a bit of their personality and if the other party isn’t receptive, no harm done.
It’s like a bird doing a mating dance and getting rejected. Except us humans used to be more formal and broached the subject lightly. In the age of immediacy and technology, we’re back to being as blunt as a bird. Accept or reject. That’s your choice…
I don’t know man…there seem to be a good mix of posts on here that are titled something like “shoot your shot” which are exactly that seem to worn at least some time.
I don’t know. I’m married with two kids so this ain’t my game anymore…just an observation.
On God bro this subreddit pisses me off. Motherfuckers here are lucky enough not to have been hit by the ugly door on the way out and waste it saying gross shit like this.
Its infuriating.
This sub is fucking hilarious. So many guys cry about hard it is to online date and that women hate them and then try and send shit like this or the other dumb stuff on this sub. I'm no Don Juan but online dating isn't difficult if you just act like a normal interesting human being
Lol, so you really believe that? I have blocked so many good looking guys because they were creep or gross like this one. Appearances get you the first look…or swipe, but what you say after matters.
No its not fuckery at all.
Opening with a sexual message is totally orginal and will definately set you apart from the sea of other men on OLD. Nobody does it. Youre the first. Go for it.
If she doesnt respond, just do the exact same thing with the next girl, they love it. I promise.
If you never get any responses, hold off on the sexual message for a few minutes, wait till she starts talking about something interesting and then some-how, some-way man-handle the conversation towards sex.
Its totally normal and it doesnt scream desperation in the slightest.
Gross. What is going through people's heads? Sometimes you need to keep that stuff to yourself. On the receiving end it's so pathetic. Especially for a first impression.
As a women I would find that funny if it was followed by a winky face and laughing face and then you immediately asked something ‘more pure’ e.g that looks like an amazing place to hang out, where is it? That’s just my sense of humour though so it’s always gonna be a gamble
Clearly the dudes who can’t seem to understand why this is shitty are lacking lmao. You wanna joke like that with someone you’ve gotten to know a bit? Fine! You wanna make a girl you DON’T KNOW feel like a slut and the only reason you matched was a bruised knee, making you think she likes to fucking gobble cock? Grow up.
It's inappropriate in the normal flow of communication... But much more importantly, she's not on her knees. She's sitting on her ass. So that opening line demonstrates that you're not very observant.
Honestly I thought personally that would a funny and just a slightly flirty joke doesn't seem very different from any other jokes I have seen posted involving a sexual innuendo or pun or sarcasm. But seeing the comments I guess it's a hit and miss which will work only on people with a certain sense of humor and laid back chill attitutde.
I enjoy a good innuendo but this isn’t even a good one. It’s not even clever. Like it’s just the same shitty line every girl heard at least once in middle school from some moron named like Kyle B. or something. This is just lazy and lame.
The ancestors of the puritans have been dead for like 400 years now. I am pretty sure nobody here is interested in dating rotting corpses....
And there is a vast gap between thinking jokes like this are funny and thinking that sending them to strangers is appropriate behavior.
Is the commenter saying she needs to be shamed or it makes her attractive to think of what it might mean? The first is asshole, the second sensible human.
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Guys it's a joke. my god I'm not saying it's a good thing to send to a girl, he knows it to that why he didn't press send but the man thought of a good joke and you guys a throwing a hissy fit because you cant tolerate a sex joke I get its you not your sense of humor but that damn no need to go "nice guy"
Why is that a problem? 1. She must like it so your chances were super good 2. She's probably really really good at it or at least practicing to be, it might have been the best you ever had!
Just because it's online doesn't mean you should be crass or rude. Some of you jokers act like you got no raising at all. I'm not saying there's never a time and place for it, but your opening line isn't it.
If you want your comment to end up back on this channel from her side, sure go for it
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Absolutely... 😂😂😂
Why do you look at it like that? Clearly the person messaging her is into her so their mind will be around there
No, but its just funny
You asked. Reddit answered.
If you're trying to nuke your chances with her then sure.
But if you just want Reddit karma then it’s a great idea
I think you need to say it so she can dodge a bullet.
*kneed
I have found the funny.
It was in you all along.
It’s inside of me.
Send it if you feel the kneed to...
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I am not the OP thanks
He’s not the OP. You also missed his joke.
You did no joke 💀 maybe you forgor💀
It sure is
But not wrong…
You probably don't go outside enough, or played any sports, if you think you need to be on your knees a lot to get that bruise.
Calm down
What are you trying to accomplish by sending that? There are much better messages to send if you actually want a date.
Seriously, this is what guys think is a good message to send to a new match? Ugh
Not to mention she probably got that message a couple dozen times. It’s not as clever as you think @op.
Yeh OP! wait until youre 5 messages of small talk in and then drop it out of the blue
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Not sure why you’re getting downvotes, except by people who are gross and have no problem sending unacceptable and moronic messages. You’re right!
Because he is attacking an obviously sarcastic comment.
Meh depends on the person. My gf loves these stupid jokes. Granted I did not say them as an opener :D
Yeah and that's the difference, most people are fine with dark/ mean jokes when they're coming from someone you're on good terms with because you know they're not actively trying to insult you, but it's just an insult when it's a stranger.
I mean I’d find it funny but I’ve been told I’m weird
OP, message this girl instead
Unfortunately I’m taken, I hope OP finds a girl that finds this hilarious though! Maybe it’s the British sense of humour…
As a British girl it's definitely just you lol
Oh behave “ in Austin Powers voice “
Yep. It's hit or miss which is the point of dating or hookups. Pussyfooting your personality is how you end up having nothing in common when you see each other. Women have hit me up with worse. Which is always fun. It's the ones who say "come snug/cuddle" weird shit like that I avoid. Like just fucking say what you want.
So are you saying people that want to platonically or not snuggle and cuddle dont exist...
Whatever that online article you read said bro.
No, this is not what guys think.
No, it's what that guy thinks is a good message. Seriously, people need to stop acting like what one guy does, all of us do. If that's how it worked, women would be FAR worse.
The reason that dudes like you see this shit and have to whine “nOt aLL mEn” is because it’s *way too fucking many men.* If you can’t recognize the problem and are offended, consider that you might be part of the goddamn problem.
Nothing wrong with calling out a generalization in cases where people aren't talking about their individual traumas. Weird to defend it
Have a nice day
[No! I will *not* have a nice day!](https://youtu.be/itxBWe9asIU)
☹️
Only if we are bored
It’s not even a match
you noticed the scratch on her knee and used it as first message point, that is good, but what you're saying here is " You suck a lot of dick, don't ya?" does that seem like a good first message? I'll let you think about it.
Well said. I hope you're thinking OP.
So it’s a no?
That my position in all this. If OP wants an easy hook up, send it. If she doesn’t like it she will block and move on. It’s Tinder. It’s not like he’s wasting her time and leading her on and then only being in it for sex. I can see a girl that is also on there for hookups finding this funny. Especially, as others have pointed out, this is likely not the first time this comment has been made. But still the picture is there so it’s possible she is not put off by the comments…or, plot twist, she is using the picture to get rid of the creeps because if someone makes that comment it is creepy. Either way, I think the picture and the comment are perfect for both parties. It’s puts forth their agenda and a bit of their personality and if the other party isn’t receptive, no harm done. It’s like a bird doing a mating dance and getting rejected. Except us humans used to be more formal and broached the subject lightly. In the age of immediacy and technology, we’re back to being as blunt as a bird. Accept or reject. That’s your choice…
Idk buddy calling a woman a slut in your opener doesnt seem like a great way to hook up even if that's what shes looking for.
But women like to be mistreated… otherwise, why would they choose to work for 4/5ths of a salary?
Of course! That's why we love dating douchebags of course!
Yes the wage gap is so hot!
Who said anything about women wanting to be mistreated?
I don’t know man…there seem to be a good mix of posts on here that are titled something like “shoot your shot” which are exactly that seem to worn at least some time. I don’t know. I’m married with two kids so this ain’t my game anymore…just an observation.
I think OP knows this and just doesn’t care because he’s not that interested in her
alot isn't a word
If you want to hurt someone's feelings or make them see you as an asshole, go for it.
This is my competition on this app, and I’m still losing. Wtf is wrong with you of course not
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Why not go the extra step of throwing away your phone?
On God bro this subreddit pisses me off. Motherfuckers here are lucky enough not to have been hit by the ugly door on the way out and waste it saying gross shit like this. Its infuriating.
Bruh... there's nothing sexual about that picture chill out.
Creepy and uncalled for dont do it
Funny score: 1 Creepy score: 9.5 Verdict: fuck no man, what’s wrong with you?
It’s crazy that op even has to ask this question and second guess himself lol
So no sense of humor you do see the same picture we do right?
>So no sense of humor Pro tip: most women don't find a joke a 15 year old boy would make, attractive.
It's not funny man. People send shit like this and then cry about constantly getting rejected.
This sub is fucking hilarious. So many guys cry about hard it is to online date and that women hate them and then try and send shit like this or the other dumb stuff on this sub. I'm no Don Juan but online dating isn't difficult if you just act like a normal interesting human being
Yeah I don't understand how it's so difficult to just talk to someone like a normal person.
Yes we do. But the joke is tacky AF. And won’t get him anywhere.
Dude, she got those bruises from playing sports, not sucking dick. And she’s not gonna find a “joke” implying she did very clever.
The Alot monster likes this post.
And guys wonder why they can’t get laid. Try harder.
What if i ask them if they wanna see my miniature collection will that work
Yes 100%
Im gonna try ill update
Ah yes nothing like showing the average redditor's basement full with kids he is about to sell.
She said she wants to help me paint my miniatures
Pretty sure he isn’t expecting to get laid with that. It’s 100% because he is bored.
it has never been a matter of ,,being able" to talk, only appearance matters If she likes his appearance, She will always write back
Lol, so you really believe that? I have blocked so many good looking guys because they were creep or gross like this one. Appearances get you the first look…or swipe, but what you say after matters.
Great idea! Do it! At least she will immediately know that you’re beyond stupid.
😂
Would make me wanna punch you in the face🤷♀️so if you’re into that I guess yes
“Ouch, what happened to your knee???” Would be better
She seems nice, you seem like an asshole, I guess she'll reject you.
Don’t do it
It’s ‘a lot’ not ‘alot’
Yes. You’re an asshole.
It's like half a step above "Anal? Lol" as an opening line.
Yes. This is hinge. Tinder shit don't fly.
This wouldn’t fly on tinder either. It’s gross as fuck.
Why do people upvote shit like this? It's not funny and doesn't even make sense, as she's not in her knees in the pic.
A
Yes it is, you don't anything about her and want to start talking to her like this? this is your first message??
Send it. She will either tell you to fuck off or she won't. Depends on her personality. Either way, it shows you for what you are.
I agree with this.
Depends. Do you actually want her to respond positively to you?
This post is sending strong A-hole messages and that didn't stop you. But seriously don't send that.
No its not fuckery at all. Opening with a sexual message is totally orginal and will definately set you apart from the sea of other men on OLD. Nobody does it. Youre the first. Go for it. If she doesnt respond, just do the exact same thing with the next girl, they love it. I promise. If you never get any responses, hold off on the sexual message for a few minutes, wait till she starts talking about something interesting and then some-how, some-way man-handle the conversation towards sex. Its totally normal and it doesnt scream desperation in the slightest.
And it's 'a lot' You're more likely to be filtered out for bad grammar than your tasteless joke
A little bit, yea
Do you even need to ask?? Yes it is haha
Yeah, especially considering it’s only one knee
Send it, but only if you don’t want a chance of sleeping with her ever
For tinder? Perfect. For hinge? WAY too much of a dick
so creepy omfg what goes through somebodies mind to think thats ok to send to someone u do not know at all
yes and “a lot” is two words. ugh
A lot is two words…
It just seems like an unfunny and crude thing to say.
Too much
Send it. but add "respectfully"
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Gross. What is going through people's heads? Sometimes you need to keep that stuff to yourself. On the receiving end it's so pathetic. Especially for a first impression.
*a lot
You could always go with “ouch that’s a hell of a bruise, you ok?” Shows you noticed and shows concern
DOUCHEBAG JAR!
I think you are just showing off and you are not going to send it.
Perfect, also put how much you like her tits… make sure to use your rose so she gets the message….
You think sexualising a non sexual image might make her match with you?
You’re vile. It’s a good thing you never get laid lol
Yeah, it’s an instant unmatch remark.
Yes - it's the definition of an asshole message.
You're blowing it
So was she… respectfully.
I mean I’d have led with something witty about the twisted teas she’s smashing but to each their own.
As a women I would find that funny if it was followed by a winky face and laughing face and then you immediately asked something ‘more pure’ e.g that looks like an amazing place to hang out, where is it? That’s just my sense of humour though so it’s always gonna be a gamble
You'll miss your chance
If you do keep us updated.
Add accents above the e to make it more authentic
Yes
I'm upvoting everything, because it is truly an asshole thing to say, and I'm here for the lolz so say it
Clearly the dudes who can’t seem to understand why this is shitty are lacking lmao. You wanna joke like that with someone you’ve gotten to know a bit? Fine! You wanna make a girl you DON’T KNOW feel like a slut and the only reason you matched was a bruised knee, making you think she likes to fucking gobble cock? Grow up.
It's inappropriate in the normal flow of communication... But much more importantly, she's not on her knees. She's sitting on her ass. So that opening line demonstrates that you're not very observant.
I think you’re not very observant because the message is obviously related to the bruises on her knees
You are dead on correct. However she has a bruise only on one knee.
Adding a sense of kink, no doubt!
A master of balance.
Honestly I thought personally that would a funny and just a slightly flirty joke doesn't seem very different from any other jokes I have seen posted involving a sexual innuendo or pun or sarcasm. But seeing the comments I guess it's a hit and miss which will work only on people with a certain sense of humor and laid back chill attitutde.
I enjoy a good innuendo but this isn’t even a good one. It’s not even clever. Like it’s just the same shitty line every girl heard at least once in middle school from some moron named like Kyle B. or something. This is just lazy and lame.
It's one that could go either way, depending on the person. But I'd send it
Send it
risk it for the biscuit
That is one big bruise...
Your favorite emote must be /kneel
DEW IT!
DEW IT!
It's accurate. You should always tell the truth
I don't know but it's funny as hell 🤣. I don't know whether you should do it though
A lot of people on here think it is in bad taste. I’d rather not date the ancestor of a Puritan. So I like these leads help avoid those crazies.
The ancestors of the puritans have been dead for like 400 years now. I am pretty sure nobody here is interested in dating rotting corpses.... And there is a vast gap between thinking jokes like this are funny and thinking that sending them to strangers is appropriate behavior.
dude 😭
Genuinely thought that before I even read what you were going to type 😂 Also I would never know how to pronounce her name anyway 🧐
No, 100% send it. She can’t do something if she’s not proud of it
You won't find out unless you send it... It's a high risk/reward message.
I see nothing but soft lips
Yeah?
Do it you coward
Do it, don't listen to these lames, do you. Fuck what anyone thinks.
Is the commenter saying she needs to be shamed or it makes her attractive to think of what it might mean? The first is asshole, the second sensible human. edit typo
Yes. Doesn't mean it isn't funny.
Funny and worth it👌🏼🤣
100%
50/50 that’s a risky one. If she’s a thot she might say something back
Do it
Do it coward (insert evil laugh here)
Guys it's a joke. my god I'm not saying it's a good thing to send to a girl, he knows it to that why he didn't press send but the man thought of a good joke and you guys a throwing a hissy fit because you cant tolerate a sex joke I get its you not your sense of humor but that damn no need to go "nice guy"
No, you're too much of a pu\*\*y for not sending it. Come back when you actually have the balls to send something like that kid.
Send it OP! And please do come back to us with an update
Do it.
Why is that a problem? 1. She must like it so your chances were super good 2. She's probably really really good at it or at least practicing to be, it might have been the best you ever had!
Only say this if you are truly handsome 🤔
Do it lol.
As a female, I think it’s funny af but like sexual harassment, it depends on the recipient. She could be uptight.
this post hit a lot of peoples soft spot god damn😭☠️
Just because it's online doesn't mean you should be crass or rude. Some of you jokers act like you got no raising at all. I'm not saying there's never a time and place for it, but your opening line isn't it.
Yes! It would be funny, if unoriginal, after some messaging and establishing a connection but it would be way too much as an opener for me.
Yes.
Dew it!
Dew it
Well, if that is your kind of humor and she's offended by it ... what's the point? Quick way to test that out.
I like it! Send it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣