Well he could have made the baby 6 months ago, broke up any time after, like 5 months after conception, and now he's obviously single, with a baby on the way!!! Nothing unusual about that, its not freakin rocket surgery! Not saying it isnt satire, just that, that as an example doesnt give it away as such!
If he dumped a girl while she was pregnant, it seems more like she's a single mother with a kid on the way. Sounds weird to consider it his another one on the way. She got pregnant, 4 month later they break up, live separately, then 5 months later she gives birth and just brings the toddler to her ex and leaves it there?
I matched with someone who was separated, had 2 kids and one on the way! I asked him how it happened and he said him and his ex briefly reconciled, she got pregnant, and they broke up again. That guy was waiving his red flags loud and proud!
Minivans can be pretty awesome. My wife (we are child free) got one at my suggestion (she moves a lot of inventory around for her business) and it had so much utility. I could fit a complete 4x8 sheet of plywood/drywall in the back with the seats down.
This sub is calling out red flags no matter the gender. You can make it about gender all you want but people suck. Gender doesn't discriminate stupidity.
For me it was "if you don't have what it takes to help me raise my kids, move aside and let a real woman step up"
I've seen that mentality entirely too often where a woman thinks anyone who doesn't want to raise another man's kids isn't a real man.
I really am beginning to loathe all these text posts and then all the comments being outraged by the text like there is NO way to fake text online??
/r/antiwork is the worst with it…
“My boss said I have to work 100 hours a week or else he’s gonna pee in my shoes. Is this okay?!”
K sure
Well you start with thinking humans are trash with no bottom to their depravity and then when you read stories like this you kind of shrug and go well that tracks....
Yes it is. I remember putting a profile like this with lengthy text. I was way back in the early days of tinder and I wrote "Must be single with no kids since I have my own and be okay raising my son Adolf, who is my world. If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best."
I am a guy with no kids at all.
It's making fun of the plethora of women with like 3 kids and one on the way that demand the world of the man but doesn't hold herself to the same standards. These profiles of women are everywhere
Also Copy Pasta from the male perspective. I've seen the female version posted here about 100 times. I actually think it was posted on here a few days ago.
It's satire for sure and a play on entitled single moms on the platform asking the same from men. Not saying all single moms are entitled, please don't downvote me to oblivion.
seriously, trash people do shit like this all the time.
I'm not sure why *that line* seems like satire to this comment section, I didn't even bat an eye at it lmao. maybe the average tinder user has been fortunate enough to not be exposed to shit like this. because for so many people to be like "haha come on, like a guy would leave his pregnant gf"
well... yes. literally happens all. the. time.
moreso "minivan with no kids of your own" gives away the joke.
Poe's law.
I have no believing that the guy has 3 kids, and got a hookup pregnant or left his ex-gf while pregnant.
Sure it definitely hints at satire, but on the other hand there are bios that are so fucked up that this one could be very legitimate
Poe’s law is a valid explanation for satire that hits extremely close to reality.
You’re using it as a defense to assuming the worst or being gullible.
Most of the rednecks I grew up with have this exact same outlook on life. You'd be surprised how shitty people are out in the sticks.
Assuming the worst is a little different than taking something at face value.
Because there are literally people like this in the world.
You don't think there is a guy who knocked up a wife or gf and then got dumped or broke it off ?
Can't wait to see how many people bash this guy over calling it out. Btw don't date single moms guys. It is a TERRIBLE experience, narcissism, entitlement, nasty attitudes and being a wallet. You'll just be a convenient punching bag of resources. I've tried it a few times to see what it's like. Same thing every single time, if they break a family unit and kick out the daddy. Trust me you aren't that special, then they'll try to act all sweet once you leave. Fuck that, every guy I know experiences the same thing. Single dad's get it worse, they'll want their kids to be accepted while rejecting the man's kid/s
Meh. I dated a single mom from tinder and she insisted on splitting everything even on the first date. She worked her butt off and was a really awesome girl. No narcissism or entitlement and trust me I know entitlement, my ex was entitled. We went on several dates and we both really liked each other but her schedule didn't match with mine and it made it very hard to see her so we both agreed that it's just not the right time, maybe sometime in the future we could give it another shot.
I've been on dates with both single moms and single dads
I've had nothing but good experiences as well. The children were absolute angels, and the parents well behaved and not expectant of anything except company.
Like with everything, there are guidelines and exceptions.
Entitled people are gonna be entitled, selfless people are gonna be selfless. Some circumstances (parenthood) may change that but it doesn't set it in stone. Frankly, there are probably some sweet people that made a mistake regarding birth control once. And there are some people that have way more reckless relationships but have never gotten pregnant.
If you don't want to deal with children that's a totally fair opinion but single parents sometimes are just living with the results of 1 bad action.
Also, I do wish that people differentiated the circumstances of how they became a single parent. I'd have less caution for a person that married and divorced, than I do for someone in a committed bf/gf that broke up, than I do for someone who had a child out of a random fling.
I don’t think that’s fair, I dated a single mum and know a couple more who are awesome and just didn’t end up with the dad for whatever reason. They could be single because of an abusive partner, infidelity, or even bereavement so bit much to generalise like that
I've been married once and honestly never again. Now in a long-term relationship and idk could be because we aren't married and we have separate finances or because he's a decent guy but he still keeps caring.
He's accusing single moms of "breaking the family unit". Obviously just bitter.
I married a single mom because she's amazing. It's almost like you should actually gauge people individually and not just rely on stereotypes.
Nah not all single moms are like that, and honestly you should be asking yourself what the other common denominator is in all those relationships... (I'll give you a hint, it's nothing to do with the women or their kids)
He's imitating single mothers on online dating apps. Interesting how when the roles are switched, people are offended.
*It's satire, he technically didn't say anything wrong or offensive. it's* ***his*** *preferences right?*
If a woman said that she has her own job but simply wanted a man who also takes care of himself and would add to her life, her kids' lives, and not be a distraction or a deterrent, then we'd be all for it.
It's the ones who say, "pay for all of our shit and raise my kids for me..."
Those are the offensive ones.
I think it's the "no kids of your own" that gets a lot of people. People should date in their league or else they're going to have a bad time. And sorry but single parents are in a different league than people with successful jobs and no kids/massive baggage.
It's like if someone was 400lbs and said "Must be under 140lbs", or someone was a HS dropout and said "Must have a PHD". Like I'm not saying they shouldn't find love, but they should have realistic expectations.
I don’t know if I’m more annoyed at all these comments for being like “OBVIOUSLY SATIRE STUPID OP” or at myself for meeting enough people who unironically behave and talk like this that I didn’t see it as a joke at all
Pretty sure he's making fun of the women that post stuff like this. Showing how ridiculous their profiles are. Satire. Yet the women are probably trying to "expose" his profile as if he's serious.
100% satire. This is a very typical female profile.
The problem is, the people seeing the profile don't know this as they don't see the other profiles.
Jesus....you can't make this shit up. 🤦♀️ Dating scene is trash.
I went on a date with a guy and he said he didn't have any kids. Turns out, he 'gave his kid away to his girlfriend', so technically he's 'kidless'.
At this point idk what satire and what’s not cause there’s no way there’s guys like this but I have seen women do this so at this point I can’t trust anything.
Hey I'm Shandy, I am the currently pregnant one... absolutely sick of him doing this now...he doesn't have 3 kids and one on the way we are expecting triplets so forget your minivan you be needing a train 😜
Damn, he did describe me! Where is he? I'm under 5'5", drive the minivan I got stuck with when my ex left because we were hoping for kids that he ended up having with the woman he left me for, and unlike her, I have a job (income source). At my age, stepparent is probably the only chance I have at motherhood, so sign me up!
I think that's satire
Yupp that 'no kids of your own' at the end it's a dead giveaway and made me chuckle
What got me was "one more on the way".
Yeah this. He’s single and has one more on the way
Well he could have made the baby 6 months ago, broke up any time after, like 5 months after conception, and now he's obviously single, with a baby on the way!!! Nothing unusual about that, its not freakin rocket surgery! Not saying it isnt satire, just that, that as an example doesnt give it away as such!
chill
I died 😂
Rocket surgery? You mean rocket science? 😭
It's a play on "brain surgery" vs "rocket science", not the first time I've seen this used
My major was in giving rockets vasectomies so they don't fertilize alien craft in space.. Time to rewrite my thesis.
This is the best I've seen all day you deserve kore than I can give you
It's a conflation of *rocket science* and *brain surgery*. Both are very difficult to do without disastrous effects. So is humor.
I think that train has sailed.
Just wanted you to know I literally laughed out loud.
Looks like a tropical earthquake blew through here...
This made me very happy. Thank you for the lolz
im dying.
Go watch some trailer park boys and it will make sense
Yea, its not rocket appliances
He knows how babies are for to get made
r/whoosh
If he dumped a girl while she was pregnant, it seems more like she's a single mother with a kid on the way. Sounds weird to consider it his another one on the way. She got pregnant, 4 month later they break up, live separately, then 5 months later she gives birth and just brings the toddler to her ex and leaves it there?
I matched with someone who was separated, had 2 kids and one on the way! I asked him how it happened and he said him and his ex briefly reconciled, she got pregnant, and they broke up again. That guy was waiving his red flags loud and proud!
what got me was the minivan part
He could be pregnant
How is babby formed? How guy get pragnent?
No kids of your own but prefer you have a minivan 😂
All the fit single women with no kids that I know drive minivans
Minivan or miniDaaaaaayumn
It is the only Car which can fit all clothes for vacation
“Hell yeah! This is my fuck wagon!!” I mean, isn’t that what all the fit single ladies drive these days?
All the fit single women I know would never date a guy with 4 kids unless they had at least 3 of their own lol
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The clown has no penis
Well, only if it’s the Cadillac on minivans.
Childless minivan owners are the last people you want around kids. Just saying
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Well when "free, candy eating puppies!" Is poorly spray painted on the sides, its easy to understand how that might raise a few red flags!
I have a van and can confirm 😍
Do you live down by the river?
This might be the best comment ever 😂
But they are so handy!
That's such a weird thing to think. Minivans are amazing. They're safe, very comfortable, spacious, and extremely utilitarian.
Cant tell if joking but minivans literally have the worst crash test ratings😂
Must cook, clean and be submissive but also must make your own source of income lol
Sells feet pics 🤷🏾♂️
Minivans can be pretty awesome. My wife (we are child free) got one at my suggestion (she moves a lot of inventory around for her business) and it had so much utility. I could fit a complete 4x8 sheet of plywood/drywall in the back with the seats down.
Seats 8 comfortably, stackable to 24.
One of my buddies has a caravan. It’s pretty nice, great for road trips and all the seats lie flat so he can haul.
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This sub is calling out red flags no matter the gender. You can make it about gender all you want but people suck. Gender doesn't discriminate stupidity.
The guy he was replying to literally said no one calls women out and that’s like, half the posts on here lol
There’s a subreddit for that. It’s called r/Tinder. A lot of the top posts are people calling that out.
First day here?
I thought the "Single father of three. WITH ANOTHER ON THE WAY" was the give away lmao
"They are my world" and calling for a "real woman" to "step up" sold it as satire for me.
I've seen real profiles like this. It is mind boggling.
Also the “3 kids and another one on the way”, instantly knew it was a dude taking the piss
Lots of women actually do that tho. They have 2-4 kids but won’t date a man w kids, bc they’re threatened or jealous of babymomma
*Another one on the way* gave it away for me
Maybe he said "one on the way" because he's gonna make one with his new woman. That's why she can't have any of her own. 🙃
Yeah, this is the joke inverse of some very real single mom profiles I've seen for sure.
Pretty clearly a satiric inversion of the type of profiles women use unironically- the height requirement gives it away.
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I’ve seen “another on the way” and a pregnancy bump several times in women’s profiles I need to move
I have seen at least 2 this week.
Perfect. Don't have to worry about getting them pregnant.
I am 53. I see women in early 40's with newborns all the time. They wanted a kid, didn't want to commit to a man, then realized they needed help.
Haha yeah if you see women in their 40s talking about they want kids you know you'll be getting some, probably on the first date.
I wanna be a dad, so I hope to meet one that wants to be a mother lol.
What if he's a seahorse?
Seanhorse\*
For me it was "if you don't have what it takes to help me raise my kids, move aside and let a real woman step up" I've seen that mentality entirely too often where a woman thinks anyone who doesn't want to raise another man's kids isn't a real man.
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I really am beginning to loathe all these text posts and then all the comments being outraged by the text like there is NO way to fake text online?? /r/antiwork is the worst with it… “My boss said I have to work 100 hours a week or else he’s gonna pee in my shoes. Is this okay?!” K sure
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Well you start with thinking humans are trash with no bottom to their depravity and then when you read stories like this you kind of shrug and go well that tracks....
Plus Redditors lack humor.
Isn't the most populated sub r/funny? No wait nevermind that tracks.
I'm guessing that most women aren't aware of what other females' profiles are filled with.
Poe’s Law, my dude.
Yes it is. I remember putting a profile like this with lengthy text. I was way back in the early days of tinder and I wrote "Must be single with no kids since I have my own and be okay raising my son Adolf, who is my world. If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best." I am a guy with no kids at all.
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It's making fun of the plethora of women with like 3 kids and one on the way that demand the world of the man but doesn't hold herself to the same standards. These profiles of women are everywhere
And shame them into doing so, satired here with "move aside and let a real woman step up."
Copy pasta. 100% satire.
Also Copy Pasta from the male perspective. I've seen the female version posted here about 100 times. I actually think it was posted on here a few days ago.
100% Ive seen a million entitled single karens make bullshit like this their profile.
It's satire for sure and a play on entitled single moms on the platform asking the same from men. Not saying all single moms are entitled, please don't downvote me to oblivion.
No waaaaaaay hahahahahaha
The fact that some people in the thread have not spotted it goes to show just how bad the double standards are.
Why is no one pointing out the fact that he said he has another baby on the way to give away this is a satire?
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The inability of redditors to recognize jokes is the current defining feature of this website.
And they get so defensive of the fact that they have no capacity to sense trolls or sarcasm by saying "but poe's law! poe's law!"
That’s right, we are all fucking morons here. Would’ve left a long time ago if we weren’t.
This website has to be more vulnerable to satire on average because we collectively believe that we are too savvy to fall for satire.
Maybe OP gets it too and foun it funny.
Motherfuckers like this are why we have to use that fucking /s
I just thought: He is single - not dating right now, has three children, has an ex-girlfriend pregnant with this fourth child.
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how does it explain it? please clarify, it does not seem to be so obvious.
when did op say it wasn’t
Damn I never pick up on that I guess I know too many guys that leave when their partner is pregnant and still expect to be allowed in the kids life.
seriously, trash people do shit like this all the time. I'm not sure why *that line* seems like satire to this comment section, I didn't even bat an eye at it lmao. maybe the average tinder user has been fortunate enough to not be exposed to shit like this. because for so many people to be like "haha come on, like a guy would leave his pregnant gf" well... yes. literally happens all. the. time. moreso "minivan with no kids of your own" gives away the joke.
Poe's law. I have no believing that the guy has 3 kids, and got a hookup pregnant or left his ex-gf while pregnant. Sure it definitely hints at satire, but on the other hand there are bios that are so fucked up that this one could be very legitimate
Poe’s law is a valid explanation for satire that hits extremely close to reality. You’re using it as a defense to assuming the worst or being gullible.
Most of the rednecks I grew up with have this exact same outlook on life. You'd be surprised how shitty people are out in the sticks. Assuming the worst is a little different than taking something at face value.
You can't use Poe's Law whenever you miss the context of obvious satire.
Because there are literally people like this in the world. You don't think there is a guy who knocked up a wife or gf and then got dumped or broke it off ?
Total satire
Total repost
Total Recall
Totally Spies
Totally Kyle
Total Drama
Get your ass to Mars.
Only the first half
I’m pretty sure this bio is him being sarcastic about some girls having exactly the same bio, but gender reversed.
Can't wait to see how many people bash this guy over calling it out. Btw don't date single moms guys. It is a TERRIBLE experience, narcissism, entitlement, nasty attitudes and being a wallet. You'll just be a convenient punching bag of resources. I've tried it a few times to see what it's like. Same thing every single time, if they break a family unit and kick out the daddy. Trust me you aren't that special, then they'll try to act all sweet once you leave. Fuck that, every guy I know experiences the same thing. Single dad's get it worse, they'll want their kids to be accepted while rejecting the man's kid/s
Meh. I dated a single mom from tinder and she insisted on splitting everything even on the first date. She worked her butt off and was a really awesome girl. No narcissism or entitlement and trust me I know entitlement, my ex was entitled. We went on several dates and we both really liked each other but her schedule didn't match with mine and it made it very hard to see her so we both agreed that it's just not the right time, maybe sometime in the future we could give it another shot.
I've been on dates with both single moms and single dads I've had nothing but good experiences as well. The children were absolute angels, and the parents well behaved and not expectant of anything except company.
The only single mom I know is awesome
Like with everything, there are guidelines and exceptions. Entitled people are gonna be entitled, selfless people are gonna be selfless. Some circumstances (parenthood) may change that but it doesn't set it in stone. Frankly, there are probably some sweet people that made a mistake regarding birth control once. And there are some people that have way more reckless relationships but have never gotten pregnant. If you don't want to deal with children that's a totally fair opinion but single parents sometimes are just living with the results of 1 bad action. Also, I do wish that people differentiated the circumstances of how they became a single parent. I'd have less caution for a person that married and divorced, than I do for someone in a committed bf/gf that broke up, than I do for someone who had a child out of a random fling.
I love single moms. The appreciate a night on the town and are freaky in bed.
I don’t think that’s fair, I dated a single mum and know a couple more who are awesome and just didn’t end up with the dad for whatever reason. They could be single because of an abusive partner, infidelity, or even bereavement so bit much to generalise like that
And this is why as a single dad now, after marrying a single mom, and getting divorced, I'll never do it again.
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I've been married once and honestly never again. Now in a long-term relationship and idk could be because we aren't married and we have separate finances or because he's a decent guy but he still keeps caring.
Don’t date single moms who act like that. Not all single parents act like that. Idk who hurt you but get over it
He's accusing single moms of "breaking the family unit". Obviously just bitter. I married a single mom because she's amazing. It's almost like you should actually gauge people individually and not just rely on stereotypes.
Nah not all single moms are like that, and honestly you should be asking yourself what the other common denominator is in all those relationships... (I'll give you a hint, it's nothing to do with the women or their kids)
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They’re all also glossing over the fact that there’s a whole lot more fathers that abandon their children than mothers that do.
Anecdote to justify underlying sexism. How predictable
They are his world 🌎
World^2
I think this is satire
Right over your head, hu?
Woooosh so hard aliens received it as a radio signal.
In 100,000 years, we'll receive alien transmissions ragging on OP for missing the obvious satire
Definitely satirical for all the female bios pretty much requesting the same .
Examples [here](https://i.imgur.com/ERpmaM5.png) and [here](https://i.imgur.com/f4psyXd.png), from r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen.
Oh god... I had wondered what happened to WAATGMG... Wish I never found out
damn that sub looked like incel2
Probably satire. I’ve seen women post similar bios.
Probably?
Just for anyone who may think it’s real.
This was really creative and funny...Kudos to you Sean
I forgot the guy in the screenshot was named sean and got really confused why someone was congratulating me
He's imitating single mothers on online dating apps. Interesting how when the roles are switched, people are offended. *It's satire, he technically didn't say anything wrong or offensive. it's* ***his*** *preferences right?*
If a woman said that she has her own job but simply wanted a man who also takes care of himself and would add to her life, her kids' lives, and not be a distraction or a deterrent, then we'd be all for it. It's the ones who say, "pay for all of our shit and raise my kids for me..." Those are the offensive ones.
I think it's the "no kids of your own" that gets a lot of people. People should date in their league or else they're going to have a bad time. And sorry but single parents are in a different league than people with successful jobs and no kids/massive baggage. It's like if someone was 400lbs and said "Must be under 140lbs", or someone was a HS dropout and said "Must have a PHD". Like I'm not saying they shouldn't find love, but they should have realistic expectations.
Literally everyone here is makes fun of the single mother bios too though
y’all are on reddit all day long complaining about women doing that. What do you mean people aren’t offended?
No, it's not satire. The guy is really pregnant, I swear. 😆
A guy having a baby on the way is a real thing and in no way implies they themselves are pregnant
I don’t know if I’m more annoyed at all these comments for being like “OBVIOUSLY SATIRE STUPID OP” or at myself for meeting enough people who unironically behave and talk like this that I didn’t see it as a joke at all
This guy is making fun of women’s profiles.
Does OP qualify for r/woooosh?
Really hope OP got the joke and just couldn't think of a title that would make it clear
that's just the genderswapped version of like every 2nd girls' Tinder profile, 100% satire
The fact OP fell for that satire as legit makes it way more funny.
Sometimes I wonder what rock some of you live under.
Again, Reddit actively refuses to understand satire.
Looking at the comments and their votes, "Reddit" is doing fine understanding satire.
He's trolling
Pretty sure he's making fun of the women that post stuff like this. Showing how ridiculous their profiles are. Satire. Yet the women are probably trying to "expose" his profile as if he's serious.
this has been posted multiple times
100% satire. This is a very typical female profile. The problem is, the people seeing the profile don't know this as they don't see the other profiles.
Lol double standards suck.
/s
Jesus....you can't make this shit up. 🤦♀️ Dating scene is trash. I went on a date with a guy and he said he didn't have any kids. Turns out, he 'gave his kid away to his girlfriend', so technically he's 'kidless'.
What an absolute Chad calling out all these entitled single mohters
100% satire.
OP must have kids of their own
At this point idk what satire and what’s not cause there’s no way there’s guys like this but I have seen women do this so at this point I can’t trust anything.
Add a felony to that list and watch them roll in
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Copy pasta
Ooooof the meta went right over the OPs head.
I can hear all the girl (ladies) online shouting " let me at him , let me at him" . Good luck Mr P Ponce
He’s looking for a nanny with benefits lol
Maybe he should be holding a "sarcasm" sign over his head in the bio too.... Geez.. there are ladies in the comment section who still don't get it...
This looks like Satire to me
at first i thought it was a woman picture and then i saw his name and found it really funny
It’s almost like people haven’t heard of satire 🙃
Hey I'm Shandy, I am the currently pregnant one... absolutely sick of him doing this now...he doesn't have 3 kids and one on the way we are expecting triplets so forget your minivan you be needing a train 😜
Damn, he did describe me! Where is he? I'm under 5'5", drive the minivan I got stuck with when my ex left because we were hoping for kids that he ended up having with the woman he left me for, and unlike her, I have a job (income source). At my age, stepparent is probably the only chance I have at motherhood, so sign me up!
Let the Real Women step up 😤 he trolling lol
He’s 100% trolling op. There are quite a few serious womens profiles that read like this
Hahaha. What a profile. Maybe it's time to replicate what the modern woman demands and turn to be a modern man too.
What a keeper. I mean baby on the way and single? How did she let this one get away?
This is a great troll
Imagine being a single woman, with a source of income, and a great minivan but you’re 5’6.