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R0z3ttaSt0n3d

A message of hope for those who choose to hear it And a warning for those who do not


OneDayRicherAtATime

Me? The chosen one? They chose me!


OrdinaryOk5674

and I didn’t graduate from fuckin’ high school!


Barkers_eggs

GOD DAMN; SHIT THE BED


misterpickles69

I FORGOT MY PEN


Barkers_eggs

Typical


Grumpkin_eater

Happy Cake Day, and fuck you, buddy.


Green-Tunic

What a perfect response


PineappleTraveler

Put your fucking phone away dickhead… seriously


JimiRoot

I laughed outloud when I read this. Truly a phenomenal moment


_shes_a_jar

If you don’t have a vagina, one will be installed for you


Aaberon

And we will come down there and kick you in it


Jokierre

We’ll shit in your mouth


starryeyedbun

Do you like the taste of poop?


jen0va

Change, become a better version of yourself, step into the shadow.


desensitized_rzrback

I've always said their message could be summed up in one word. Or maybe I should say a variety of the same word: change, growth, improvement, progress, evolution, maturation, etc. It's a quite the philosophy to live by. After all, if your not moving forward than you might as well be moving backwards.


desensitized_rzrback

It also occured to me that there are some negative versions of change as well: destruction. Perhaps symbolized well in the song Aenema.


Mental_Sky2226

Don’t just call me a pessimist


CriticalFan3760

try and read between the lines


Famous_Exercise8538

Balance polarities and embrace change. They play with the balance between rational and romantic thinking often. Swinging on the spiral of our divinity AND still be a human. It is only with “feet upon the ground” that one can experience the mysteries of the universe without falling into delusions of grandeur like the narrator in Rosetta Stoned. Conversely - “repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven conscious of it’s fleeting time here”. Too much focus on the material causes divisions amongst humanity, and much of the division we experience is illusory on some level. I’d argue Lateralus and Fear Innocculum are mostly that mix of those psychedelic and esoteric type thought. The others have some of that along with more direct and “down to earth” observations about life.


AxiomaticJS

embrace constant change


desensitized_rzrback

I love this. I've always said their message could be summarized in one word: change. I like this idea of constant change better though. Mostly because it's never ending. It has to be an ongoing process. That's the only way to be the best version of yourself. Anything less is just letting yourself down.


CovertOwl

Think for yourself, question authority


delph0r

+ don't take yourself or anything too seriously 


whiskey_weasel_

This needs to be way higher….


Rickard403

During an interview MJK agreed that this was the overall message of Tool when the interviewer had said it. It was many years ago. I can't imagine he sees it any differently. I won't be able to find the interview, but it's out there.


CriticalFan3760

yep. i remember reading the same thing a while back... that's actually the point of "Eier von Satan." lol


hofosh096

Love this


therealkarlchilders

This was my immediate thought, as well


SamBuB

Beat me to it!


Highintheclouds420

We are choosing to be here, right now, hold on


CriticalFan3760

stay inside this holy experience


bigdayout95-14

Spiral out, keep going...


yosoysimulacra

The only answer.


Stellar_Ella

Focus on your growth.. anally.


OneDayRicherAtATime

Release in sodomy!


MiserableOptimist1

It's four degrees warmer


perseonwithatshirt

Elbow deep inside the borderline...


hofosh096

Lmao


WorldWideAperture

Get your shit together, not everything is about you and your ego.


Tes420

The carrots will one day have their revenge 🥕


Kellogg_462

Send more money


poopchutegaloot

Fuuuucckkk you buddy!


Odd-Road

... Learn to swim..?


darbydog69

Appreciate the time you are giving in this body to truly experience the physical universe in real time with no fear or regret.


DeltaKT

Growth. Tool helped me realize what my goal of life is, :).


ratuna80

What is it?


whitewail602

Don't buy shit like $800 plastic fetus skulls, but sell them to people who do.


Jackstraw335

"Glide a mile, 6 inches at a time, on Maynard's dick."


hofosh096

I could feel Maynard boning me on my first LSD trip


barspoonbill

I’m sorry but, what the fuck are you talking about? You can’t just casually say that and leave that hanging there with no further context.


_Nutrition_

That was me, and again my name is Mike.


eMBeee-e

This may hurt a little but it’s something you’ll get used to


illusivetomas

"rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreal fuckin high on drugs"


spookymulder07

Celebrate this chance to be alive and breathing


Interesting-Pipe7621

God damn, shit the bed.


boogerzzzzz

Dick jokes worded in a way that they sound like biblical messages to idiot fans.


AllergicIdiotDtector

Maynard's dick is biblically accurate though


greatmagneticfield

Sound the dread alarm


OrdinaryOk5674

do dmt


JayLOVi

Find beauty in the dissonance


CriticalFan3760

i love this one.


Aggravating-Scale-53

Chuggity chug chug, chuggity chug chug chug.


tmfult

Be aware of yourself and the world around you


Terenko

I sold my soul to make a record and then you bought one.


j__magical

Think for yourself, question authority


DaveyFTW89

Be more aware, but also take time to be silly.


Trazati

Buy my new record


poopchutegaloot

Think for yourself


Ok_Effective_3953

Question authority


JFrankParnellEsquire

Push the envelope watch it bend


schuettais

You're just a human being with problems. Work those out and you'll be, hopefully, a little happier, wiser, and content with your life and don't forget to be kind.


ioverated

Reconcile the masculine and feminine


Some_Iteration

Live your own journey cause it’s all you’ve got


Deshackled

Everything comes from within.


ExpressPie

Love is the answer


Square-Weight4148

Fuck you buddy.


Bopcd1

Fuck you buddy


ihadthejewfro

Get that Bob Marley wannabe outta here.


GuavaOk8712

butt stuff


Revolutionated

We are eternal all this pain is an illusion


DevilDriver13

We are connected to the universe.


Appropriate_Mine

Buy my new record


ZVreptile

To have the stinkiest fist


dwnlw2slw

*shoulder


eckthomo91

I think they're trying to contact you about your extended car warranty


dwnlw2slw

Well played sir


wbishopfbi

Drop D is life, life is drop D.


bangsilencedeath

"Huh huh, he said 'Tool.'"


Sancheez72

Eat some acid. And send us more money


Ok_Effective_3953

Fuck you buddy


FatherTyrell

Send more money.


oscarink

Fuck you, pay me.


Ok_Lack5978

Listen to your mother. Your father is right. Stay in school.


Stellar_Ella

Oh, a deep cut :-)


merkin_eater

Your going to die of cancer soon.


mapassword

“So we took the Jungian concept of Anima and mashed it together with Enema, because you can shove your self importance up your ass.”


TFSX81

Fuck you buddy!


Warm_Name6840

Think for yourself, question authority.


itsaysdraganddrop

put your fucking phone away dickhead, seriously.


Wonderful_Ad_4344

Fuck you, wake up.


MrPeterMerkin

Self realization and self progression every day every situation.


ktkatq

People are assholes, but you don't have to be


Los1088

Spiral tf out and keep going! 🌀


pjyield98

You can point that fuckin' finger up your ass


WeArEpNeUmA24

Think for yourselves... 


Jakefrmstatepharm

Tadu dadur te tuledie dum, te deh da deh da turdlie dee


_shes_a_jar

Buy my new record


appleman666

Fuck you, buddy!!


coveredinpissnshit

Expand your understanding


MrExist777

Live in the present


Spaghetti_Nudes

Spiral out


ld20r

Empowering humans through music.


sanatanic

spiral out, keep going.


DepartureSpace

Think for yourself; question authority


Barkers_eggs

Let's go digging


Jackle02

I feel like I could sum it up with one word: Live.


MorbidMan23

Stop being a dipshit.


PixelPhobiac

Fuuuuuck you buddy


Lopsided-Meet8247

Self indulgence


Sizzox

Fuck you buddy


HetTheTable

Don’t take yourself too seriously


ThomasDominus

Do better.


NickRedible

shit the bed


EarthExile

Put your goddamn phone away


EngagedInConvexation

*screams for thirty seconds*


Stone_Roof_Music_33

Give us your money


WeenMe

The message is- there is no message.


Informal_Green_312

Spiral out.


Crazy_Chris97

I, met a boy, wearing Van 501s


MortarMaggot275

Butt stuff, aliens, and mushrooms.


Exultant_Vodalus

Shit the bed again, typical.


showersrover8ed

We're more talented than you ....deal with it


metalhead4000

Lachrymology


Kakacobina

Maynard Dick, hooker with penis.


whatthehellbuddy

One of three Americans is dying out of cancer*.*


QuietCas

Learn to swim.


SomeJadedGuy

We are over rated as fuck and have enjoyed taking your money for years now.


silentcardboard

You are unique, just like everyone else.


bumblef1ngers

Movement


Beginning_Tea5009

Learn to swim.


HobbyShack

Buy merch so Maynard can afford waffles.


BLUEST_of_DOGGS

Use this music as a tool toward progress and evolution. It’s always what I’ve thought of their message and name.


bigtoegman210

Either get fucked or do the fucking


__Mr_Sinister__

Be better in spite of your circumstances.


Swing_On_A_Spiral

Don’t shit the bed.


MotorizedDoucheCanoe

Give us your money, insufferable retards.


breakfast_scorer

Butt stuff, drugs, and emotions are all cool.


PedroMeatball

Wait, you believe what we're saying?


destroy_b4_reading

Send more money


Racial_Hogan_jjj

I like juice


Lumpy_Strawberry_154

Hermeticism


SquareConfusion

Repugnant is the creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven conscious of our fleeting time here.


no0bslayer9

Fuck you, buddy!


egoreel

I did some drugs once, bruh.


AdAltruistic7867

Fuck you buddy


Corgicommander4U

Go fuck yourself.


metalzora98

We are Eternal all this pain is an illusion.


No_Potential1976

LEARN TO SWIM!!!!


TrueWizardofOz

Contemplate. Evolve.


atoposchaos

they don’t have one. if you need a message or a theme, you’re part of the problem. 🤣 they’re inconsistent explorers. they change their minds. “Maybe logic” to quote RAW. possibilitarians. but also none of these things and GFY. FUTANTS! it’s just music and they’re a band. appreciate art in its manifold forms. this is the new criticism still at large. “let’s sum things up and put them in neat little boxes with a bow on top!”


zihyer

I sold my soul to make a record, dipshit, then you bought one.


iammeandeverything

Fuck you buddy


Far_Grapefruit1307

Why so serious?


Bark7676

We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion.


connostyper

Human condition


Tande-1

We are serious artists for our pleasure.


NoOwl1241

Watch the weather change


UserPrincipalName

Think for yourself, question authority.


PrestonSR

Spiral out, KEEP GOING.


HoldFastDeets

Joni Mitchell rocks


Shmoke_Review

Fucking THINK, dammit


Certain_Marsupial_77

Grow up


Ismokeradon

it sounds like they would like everyone to be safe while enjoying water activities


Efrit63

Reflect, question yourself and others, and loosen up - we’re all going to die anyway.


ddiknosaj

Put down your phone and open your third eye


dr_moon_sloth

Think for yourself.


LowandSlow90

Learn to swim.


Willing_Ad9314

Transcendence


Hour-Distribution585

Penis


Joboobavich

Butt Stuff.


AndresLohaWova

Think for yourself


TheAlphaTrion

Put your fucking phone away dickhead


zigaliciousone

"Our music is hip and cool but our fans suck"


_chumba_

A drug to stimulate thinking for yourself and expanding knowledge


Popular-Dragonfly-74

"Confront your ignorance, step in to who you really are, and don't take things too seriously." That's the overall message I needed to hear.


AllergicIdiotDtector

Be weird and take advantage of your time


nathanpoliquin

Arrogant, galaxy-brained assholes who hate their fans


mirandabrokedown

“Think for yourself….and fuck you, buddy.”


BP_Kil

Take living life seriously and have a fucking sense of humor.


retrovertigo23

Shut up and buy my new record.


MisterMarchmont

Spiral out, keep going.


snoopymelvin

Try counting THIS!


downwiththemike

Shut up and BUY BUY BUY my new merch