When I was 10, I used a candle, if you leave it in long enough, it bends to the shape of your anal canal. Not sure why or how this came about or why I ended up being mostly a top.
I can think of a handful of "weird" objects I've put up my butt.
12yo, diy anal bead from a rope/ball ring toss set. 14yo, handle end of a knife sharpening rod. 16yo, a glass sculpture of the Virgin Mary. 34yo, a flashlight with a triangular tipped grip, wrapped with a sock and a condom. I had a pretty good streak going without putting some ridiculous thing inside going on too.. :-/
The bedpost at the foot of my bed. It was shaped like a perfect and large buttplug. Also made a set of anal beads using old billiard balls. Could never get the forth one in.
Old curtains had this stick that you pulled from to pull the curtains...[I can't seem to find a better picture ](https://www.google.com/search?q=vara+para+jalar+cortinas&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&sxsrf=AJOqlzXQl-YH2_hBEHWvOBUjo2QZNWED2w%3A1677095893278&ei=1XP2Y6zHEK2KwbkP2pq6iAk&oq=vara+para+jalar+&gs_lcp=ChNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwEAEYADIFCCEQoAEyBQghEKABMgUIIRCgAToICAAQogQQsAM6BAgjECc6BwgjEOoCECc6CAgAEJECEIsDOhQILhCABBDHARDRAxCLAxDSAxCoAzoICAAQgAQQiwM6EQguENQCEJECEIsDEJ8DEKgDOhEILhDUAhCRAhCLAxCeAxCoAzoUCC4QgAQQxwEQrwEQiwMQqAMQpgM6BQgAEIAEOgUILhCABDoHCC4Q1AIQQzoKCAAQgAQQFBCHAjoKCC4QgAQQFBCHAjoICAAQgAQQywE6CAguEIAEEMsBOgkIABAWEB4Q8QQ6BggAEBYQHjoECCEQFToLCCEQFhAeEPEEEB06CAghEBYQHhAdSgQIQRgBUJoOWL1FYMhPaAJwAHgCgAGiAogB_ymSAQYwLjIwLjmYAQCgAQGwAQ_IAQG4AQLAAQE&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#imgrc=7GlQEIrMQSh2nM) , it deattached once and was hanging in my room and the thoughts started ...
I guess I'm boring, but nothing? Dildos are as cheap as $10 and go up from there... not sure why anyone would need to use other foreign objects around the house lol!
The handle of a plunger. I use to suction cup it to the floor of the bathtub in the shower and then bounce on it. Or take a screwdriver in the shower with me. It was here I learned I could HFO
Others include end of a broom stick, the handle of a screwdriver, a banana, the handle of a hairbrush.
I've tried a few, to different amounts of pleasure...!
Food related- cucumber, banana, courgette/zucchini. The last had a nice curve...
Non food- screwdriver handle, broomstick, candles, deodorant can (bad) a toy 'bubble wand' (Google it)
The best was a real homemade dong- a length of firm pipe insulation, the tip carved to a round tip, with a condom over it... The product of a 'dry' period, sex wise and no access to a sex shop. It was so good I made a couple in different sizes!
When I was 12 I would put little stress ball s in my ass. Don’t do this btw one didn’t cum it once and I didn’t realize till I shit it out 3 days later!!
Baseball bat. The large end
Same here. I'm trying to find a bowling pin that's not all chipped up now.
Lol bunch of horny bottoms.
Bottoms who want your dick lol
Listen, if bottoms are using a baseball bat or a bedpost or a hammer then they are beyond any top's abilities lol.
Years ago I made my own anal beads using some golf balls and a pair of tights.
When I was 10, I used a candle, if you leave it in long enough, it bends to the shape of your anal canal. Not sure why or how this came about or why I ended up being mostly a top.
Using this as ideas
Foosball table players handle
Did you win?
Cucumber
Where are these eager bottoms in my life
Kitchen roll holder. 😩
Lol. I have tried it
The fat round end of a kitchen knife sharpener here………
Twins.
Trailer hitch ball
Love reading all these horny bottoms comments
Everyone here needs to find god.
Well, judging by some of these items they probably saw god.
A bedpost
I would be way to scared I would slip doing this
I was down bad in high school and used to remove the detachable showerhead handle and use the whole handle 😭
DUALSHOCK 4 Lived up to its name
The handle for my shower. It was one of those upright handles so I would just press my back against the wall and slide down onto it.
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Think we all know which one your talking about
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Is that how you ended up on the fence, or did the idea come to you while you were up there!?
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I do love a man who can use his tool to best advantage outdoors! 🤣
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Nothing beats a thorough work ethic...!
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Oh, thanks! I do need to get back to work, not posted any pics in a while! 😘
I can think of a handful of "weird" objects I've put up my butt. 12yo, diy anal bead from a rope/ball ring toss set. 14yo, handle end of a knife sharpening rod. 16yo, a glass sculpture of the Virgin Mary. 34yo, a flashlight with a triangular tipped grip, wrapped with a sock and a condom. I had a pretty good streak going without putting some ridiculous thing inside going on too.. :-/
The bedpost at the foot of my bed. It was shaped like a perfect and large buttplug. Also made a set of anal beads using old billiard balls. Could never get the forth one in.
The bulbous handle of my own plunger 😅 yes it was clean
Nothing crazy, when I was young I used a deodorant can for a while, totally unsafe, luckily I entered my top era until I could afford toys, lol.
Old curtains had this stick that you pulled from to pull the curtains...[I can't seem to find a better picture ](https://www.google.com/search?q=vara+para+jalar+cortinas&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&sxsrf=AJOqlzXQl-YH2_hBEHWvOBUjo2QZNWED2w%3A1677095893278&ei=1XP2Y6zHEK2KwbkP2pq6iAk&oq=vara+para+jalar+&gs_lcp=ChNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwEAEYADIFCCEQoAEyBQghEKABMgUIIRCgAToICAAQogQQsAM6BAgjECc6BwgjEOoCECc6CAgAEJECEIsDOhQILhCABBDHARDRAxCLAxDSAxCoAzoICAAQgAQQiwM6EQguENQCEJECEIsDEJ8DEKgDOhEILhDUAhCRAhCLAxCeAxCoAzoUCC4QgAQQxwEQrwEQiwMQqAMQpgM6BQgAEIAEOgUILhCABDoHCC4Q1AIQQzoKCAAQgAQQFBCHAjoKCC4QgAQQFBCHAjoICAAQgAQQywE6CAguEIAEEMsBOgkIABAWEB4Q8QQ6BggAEBYQHjoECCEQFToLCCEQFhAeEPEEEB06CAghEBYQHhAdSgQIQRgBUJoOWL1FYMhPaAJwAHgCgAGiAogB_ymSAQYwLjIwLjmYAQCgAQGwAQ_IAQG4AQLAAQE&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#imgrc=7GlQEIrMQSh2nM) , it deattached once and was hanging in my room and the thoughts started ...
BIG, HUGE, XTRA LARGE SWEET POTATO!!
A lightsaber
This comment should be much higher up. **"Use the Force, Luke! But not too much"**
Love you guys
A ergonomic screwdriver handle. It really hit the spot
A screwdriver handle
A 🥕
I used a curved dog toy when I was younger. Luckily only used it once or twice, I'm sure it was incredibly body safe... /s
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Oh man I’ve been doing this wrong ouch 🔪🍑
A towbar
A hammer. No, not the metal end
Weirdest? Besides shampoo and hair product containers probably a hammer the handle side of it obviously
I guess I'm boring, but nothing? Dildos are as cheap as $10 and go up from there... not sure why anyone would need to use other foreign objects around the house lol!
The bigger ones get expensive
Got to pay to play! ;-) I'm no size queen and prefer the real deal, so luckily it's not something I have to budget for lol
I knew a few guys into using cucumbers and the select few take could eggplants up in their holes.
This weird, glass ornament lol. It was really big at the end, only about 5". It basically looked like a glass butt plug 😅
I had a lightsaber modeled after kylo rens with a small (maybe 6 inches?) "blade" at the end... it was detachable
Ice pack built for water bottles. While frozen.
The handle of a plunger. I use to suction cup it to the floor of the bathtub in the shower and then bounce on it. Or take a screwdriver in the shower with me. It was here I learned I could HFO Others include end of a broom stick, the handle of a screwdriver, a banana, the handle of a hairbrush.
I've tried a few, to different amounts of pleasure...! Food related- cucumber, banana, courgette/zucchini. The last had a nice curve... Non food- screwdriver handle, broomstick, candles, deodorant can (bad) a toy 'bubble wand' (Google it) The best was a real homemade dong- a length of firm pipe insulation, the tip carved to a round tip, with a condom over it... The product of a 'dry' period, sex wise and no access to a sex shop. It was so good I made a couple in different sizes!
One of those XL Sharpies. Cap on with the cap sticking out so It wouldn’t get stuck.
My very first time? A glass tube one of my dads cigars came in. Smooth was the appeal…
Hmu for cash bro
Waaaaay back when I used the paper towel holder 😂
curling iron, screwdriver, atari 2600 joystick
A banana
Cucumber and big long thick
When I was 12 I would put little stress ball s in my ass. Don’t do this btw one didn’t cum it once and I didn’t realize till I shit it out 3 days later!!