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QuirkyBus3511

This reverse color scheme is nuts


Haunting-Mortgage

lol. I was aiming for a "this isn't about red and blue" vibes, but clearly it didn't work out. EDIT: also hijacking the top comment to say that I made a mistake and would live in Illinois.


yourinternetmobsux

I was coming in here to defend IL but I I see you made the correct choice. And by IL, I only mean the upper right corner.


kay14jay

Not that Chicago isn’t Illinois, but if it ain’t Chicago you’re pretty much in Indiana or Iowa. This is like the 6th one I’ve seen give the whole state a nod when it’s the exact same as the states on either side of it.


MarkB1997

I would say there are a few pockets of “this is okay” in the northern 3/4ths of the state, but everything else is an absolute hell no.


Quadranas

It’s odd that “good” states are red and “bad” are green. Kind of backwards for my brain


Routine_Statement807

My guy likes trees


young_box

Bro likes cold 😭


SLIPPY73

this fool likes hot


lightning847

r/trees


TheOldBooks

I'd say liberal politics and cool weather but Hawaii and Rhode Island throw that off. Still gonna keep liberal/moderate politics as one of them


Haunting-Mortgage

Yeah, one of them is definitely living in a state where the chances of bodily autonomy being regulated are low.


Trying_That_Out

Dang, Nevada solidly has that. Missing one or both of the other two then


Haunting-Mortgage

Climate is why I wouldn't move to Nevada. It's like 115 in the summer.


Trying_That_Out

Depends where you are at, up here in the mountains it absolutely is not.


One_Ad1822

bUt iTs A dRy HeAt!!!


elriggo44

“It’s a dry heat” - desert people “Bitch…it’s still 115” - me.


lilusherwumbo42

You get used to it. I left work on Monday in 107 degrees, blistering hot and thought I was gonna die. 5 min later at 104 though? Chilly, might throw on a hoodie


Haunting-Mortgage

Yeah. I spent 3+ years there. I love it, but I hate the 4 months where it's almost impossible to go outside...you almost feel like nature is telling you we aren't supposed to live there.


corndogshuffle

You got down voted but as someone who lives in Texas after living in Virginia… yeah, things like that genuinely matter.


Haunting-Mortgage

Yeah, I had like 5 upvotes 20 minutes ago, I'm assuming a few people saw the map who disagree with my position, as every comment I've made has been downvoted. Although if you disagree with a position and not a fact, I'm not sure why you'd downvote!


CaleDestroys

If that’s the case your other 2 criteria are mysteries. NM is as liberal as any and isn’t hot except the lower half of the state. Usually when people think NM is hot they’ve never been there.


Milkofhuman-kindness

I worked in Roswell for nearly a full year… yeaaah. North is pretty but still was hot in the summer just visited Albuquerque stayed a couple nights. Beautiful. Wished I’d made it to Santa Fe


Haunting-Mortgage

Well, NM is definitely eliminated by my third criteria, which no one has gotten yet.


No-Suggestion-9625

Michigan is phenomenal for that, just avoid Ottawa county and you're gonna be fine. The red areas here have a very libertarian streak to them, other than the dutch reformed


gweased_pig

Hahahaha Take this injection or else


PandaPalMemes

No one forced u to ever take an injection


gweased_pig

No one ever forced you to have a baby


PandaPalMemes

Forcing someone who is pregnant to give birth when we have medical procedures to terminate the pregnancy is forcing someone to have a baby. Your local Walmart requiring employees to be vaccinated is not forcing u to get an injection, since u aren't required to work at the Walmart. Your comparison does not make sense.


palsana

you mean you love places where they murder babies?


Haunting-Mortgage

well clearly you've never had a friend or spouse with, say, for example, an ectopic pregnancy. I hope you don't! I wouldn't want to live in a state that made that health decision any more difficult than it already is.


palsana

I should amend to say places that are ok to murder baby for no reason.


Trying_That_Out

Man, if that was what happening you would have a point, but you have to redefine both the word “murder” and “babies” to have your statement reflect reality.


29Hz

To redefine means there is an agreed upon definition. Even in the legal system it’s dicey. Why is the murder of a pregnant woman a double homicide?


Trying_That_Out

There is, and fetuses aren’t babies and murder doesn’t remotely fit for something that happens far more often than not naturally before the end of the first trimester.


BigSexyE

Babies are actually born. Pregnant women say "I'm having a baby" not "I had a baby"


AbjectCriticism5715

Is the life and well being of the mother “no reason?”


evmac1

Progressive policies, relative proximity to major cities, access to beautiful natural landscapes, and minimising extreme heat?? Edit: this is about the exact same list I’d give as well. Tho I’d exclude New Jersey too lol


Haunting-Mortgage

Ding ding ding! Though I'd say "not right wing policies" bc I don't agree with all progressive policies, and also "resilience to climate change" rather than heat! But yes!! (Ps northern NJ just near NYC is pretty nice!)


psilocin72

Central NY is even better


melody74u

Give chicago a chance before you write off all of illinois.


ExPFC-Wintergreen

Can you explain MD? They’re progressive, have cities, and have all four seasons


Chopaholick

Hot and humid. Climate change will flood major ports.


ElevenBurnie

Hm...so what's wrong with Maryland then?


openeda

Well Arizona is disqualified due to the heat. Amazing geology though if you're into that. Our politics are weird AF, generally we lean moderate to progressive but expect curve balls.


Chopaholick

Flagstaff?


SecretlySome1Famous

> resilience to climate change Then I’m not sure why you picked Colorado.


Zoomun

Personally I’d say NH meets all 3 criteria. Is it the Republican governor that makes you rule it out?


BigSexyE

So why no to Illinois? There's beautiful nature here too!


danknadoflex

You get all these in LV metro minus the heat part


Chopaholick

High point, NJ is dope. If you like the outdoors, hike up to it via the AT.


evmac1

I’ve been there! It’s cool, but on the whole NJ’s outdoors can’t touch most of the other states on this list I’m afraid


lovemeanstwothings

Mods are banning these types of posts. I started a new subreddit called r/travelratings if you would like to join and post to help get it going!


mynameismike41

Legal MJ


Jolly_Mongoose_8800

Wisconsin......


trashtrucktoot

PA breaks this theory.


Ill-Assistance-5192

CT over RI is a wild take


Haunting-Mortgage

Well, it has to do with my third criteria, which no one has guessed.


discostrawberry

Pizza broski


Hippopotter

World class food


discostrawberry

Hell no it isn’t. Wtf is in Rhode Island


AssAndAnal

never been to RI I see


discostrawberry

Spent 22 years in CT and summers in RI lol. I’ve spent plenty of time there


AssAndAnal

wrong parts of RI I guess


discostrawberry

Been to Newport, narragansett, providince, Swansea, Warwick, Coventry, westerly, and Bristol lol. Maybe I’m missing something


AbjectCriticism5715

What do you do for a living that you can move to 7 different states?


Haunting-Mortgage

Nevada was for work, NC, NJ, and Massachusetts for school.


angelicsodapop1016

You like freezing, but would make exceptions for Hawaii


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Haunting-Mortgage

Yes, but less vote democrat and more not vote right wing.


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Haunting-Mortgage

Good question. Not right wing is only one of the criteria. Also Wisconsin is a heavily gerrymandered state, which has voted blue 8/9 elections, with a democratic governor, and a democratic supreme court who just un-gerrymandered much of the map. The population is about 50/50.


UIUC202

Illinois is a blue stronghold in the Midwest


Haunting-Mortgage

Yeah, I made a comment that I made a mistake and would live in Illinois, but it got downvoted.


jchester47

It's probably just the anti-chicago and anti-choice trolls who are lurking in the comments because they're salty about your stated political and policy requirements. Pay them no heed, friend.


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Haunting-Mortgage

Well now you're getting into my third criteria!


Zealousideal-Pick799

Nashville is a bad example for this. The state just redistricted away their moderately blue congressional seat. But also, blue cities in red states get treated very poorly by state government- stripped of local autonomy, banned from implementing locally popular initiatives (such as funding public transportation, plastic bag bans, etc), and honestly just getting set up to fail. 


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flareblitz91

SLC is gerrymandered so badly the district lines carve it into quadrants.


Zealousideal-Pick799

Salt Lake is one of the only examples I can think of that meets what you are describing. St. Louis has an extremely antagonistic relationship with state government. 


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Haunting-Mortgage

No I wouldn't live in North Carolina again. I did post a comment saying I made a mistake, and would live in Illinois though. Probably got buried by downvotes!


Chopaholick

Why? Too hot?


repmack

Reasoning for Vermont vs New Hampshire?


Haunting-Mortgage

Rhymes with Diss Bununu


cranialrectumongus

Chris does seem to one of the few rational people on that side of the aisle.


Supafly144

Used to be. https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics/chris-sununu-stands-jan-6-criticism-trump-now/story?id=109205941


EnvironmentalGrass38

Bodily autonomy


BitchImLilBaby

Liberal politics, close proximity to water, moderate-ish weather?


tatsumizus

What did North Carolina do to you


Potato_Prophet26

Fayettenam poisoning probably.


tatsumizus

To the rest of the state we reasonably see Fayetteville as irrelevant


Rocker_Hart

Your color palette feels colorblind


TonyH22_ATX

This is a super liberal map. So probably due to there policies.


WrestlerRabbit

What do you have against the DC area/maryland


Sassy_Scholar116

Liberal politics and snow in the winters? (Of course depending where in California.) Rhode Island kinda ruins that though, and MD/DE to a lesser extent


Haunting-Mortgage

Well, "not super right wing" is one of the criteria.


Sassy_Scholar116

Lol!! All blue governors which is why I thought it was


ScaliasLearnedHand

Temperate climate has to be one of them.


Haunting-Mortgage

Climate resilience is one of them.


Trying_That_Out

You have way too many coastal places on here the .


Haunting-Mortgage

The EPA did a report about 5 years ago that indicated the most climate resilient states, and I listed almost all of them, with the exception of Alaska.


Trying_That_Out

Interesting, I would assume the coastal cities being ravaged would be ruinous.


Haunting-Mortgage

Yeah, I think infrastructure and overall temperature were two big factors.


CasinoNDN

Why not Alaska southern Alaska has the same climate as western WA albeit with practically no people or jobs oh I answered my own question.


yes-rico-kaboom

I agree with this assessment. I hate Texas. Too hot, too many dioshits with trucks. Biggest redeeming quality is the Latin food


UIUC202

All them different lived in states makes you look like you're running from the law


Frunkit

Sex, drugs, and rock and roll


Intelligent-Duck-366

Liberal politics, climate change proof-ish, and natural beauty.


ilikerocket208

Why not kentucky :(


Haunting-Mortgage

I love Kentucky - Louisville rocks! - but climate resiliency, whoever takes the Governor's mansion next, and my third criteria (which hasn't been guessed yet) are roadblocks.


I-Like-The-1940s

I don’t entirely understand the climate resiliency what makes some states more resilient than others?


___daddy69___

What’s wrong with the great state of North Carolina


Mountains4highlife

Glad it’s off the list. We’re getting to crowded.


NewFarmingwanz

States with high cost of living?


Haunting-Mortgage

Alaska and New Hampshire have very high costs of living.


NewFarmingwanz

Genuinely curious about the abortion thing, could a person theoretically live in a state with lower cost of living (doesn’t have abortion rights) bordering a state that has abortion rights and just drive over to the other state for an abortion or does it not work like that?


psilocin72

High quality of life too


Illustrious_Car4025

Why would you make ‘never live’ green and ‘live again’ red


Inside_Expression441

Legal weed


Massilian

SLC is pretty liberal but not many people know that


lurkinglizard101

Curious why yes to Vermont and Maine but no to NH??


palexp

pot


Repulsive-Office-796

Good school systems?


fullmetal66

Medical right, marijuana rights, and not hot


Jolly_Mongoose_8800

Have or be close to a major city is one.


discostrawberry

Yeah, 1. Liberal 2. HCOL 3. Good food 😂


upvotegoblin

Lol


coffeebooksandpain

You like liberal politics, big city life, and being close to water?


IcePrinceling89

Cold. Hilly to mountainous. Moderate to left. Colorblind.


YouDiedOfTaxCuts20

You love paying high taxes for low quality services?


Janine207

Maine is awesome.


Agreeable_Bit_8764

Ohio is fine.


Matrix920

What’s wrong with New Hampshire?


notfoxingaround

Ski mountains?


JCGJ

Cold?


Cheesy_Rick

Rhode Island I totally understand


perestroika12

Probably some liberal/progressive politics, cooler weather, access to outdoors?


BW_Echobreak

Id much rather live in Ohio over Michigan


Big-Carpenter7921

Damn. Your options are awfully slim


alevepapi

🤝


ChariCard782

Uh, you’re a Liberal…


Practical-Reveal-787

Clearly lib


Terrible-Focus-5180

Seems political


ShitBoxPilot

High taxes, less personal freedoms, and shitty people? 😂


HookFE03

Oh hey, thanks


ShitBoxPilot

It’s okay, I suck too.


HookFE03

Fair enough


gogogophers22

I’m from MN, have lived in WA and OR. You’re right.


Inner-Lab-123

Well, this is about the most Reddit palatable choice possible.


OrangeChihuahua2321

Beer is one


lucpnx

Common sense? No offense but a lot of people in the states in green are nutcases


Adorable_Composer_14

The OP is a nutcase


HandCarvedRabbits

As a Vermonter, this makes me happy.


Y2KGB

Marijuana, Snow, Abortion


XxBidoofxX

wtf did New Hampshire and Rhode Island do to you?


BetterSelection7708

Why no for New Mexico?


Turbulent-Two169

My guess would be liberal politicians


Bear_necessities96

Why NC ?


Potato_Prophet26

Maybe cost of living and heat it would seem


elriggo44

Liberal mountains & coast


csleann30

Ya mama a ho


MM_YT

If you stay in East Tennessee, it seems you would be fine


Assignment-Yeet

1) coastal 2) liberal politics 3) bigass cities


EmmittFitz-Hume

MAGA, Republican and Christian


NewEngland1999

You would like Connecticut and Mass but not New Hampshire?? GTFO 🤮🤮🤮🤮


Sepado

Gun control, weed legality, and abortion rights?


TheBunnynator1001

Expensive as fuck? Is that the criteria?


JokinHghar

You need an NHL team but don't want to live in FL or Texas


Potato_Prophet26

I think OP is tired of being cucked by the Canes.


Fun_Village_4581

Cool temperatures, liberal or at least purple politics, and near a large body of water/beach?


True_Distribution685

Any reason you wouldn’t live in NC again? My parents are considering moving there.


AngryQuadricorn

You like places that are too expensive to afford to live? Oh wait, that’s all of the US now 😢


SphinctrTicklr

I don't know why I always think Massachusetts is bigger than it is.


Mooseeeyyy

What’s up with NH?


CasinoNDN

I like you you make good decisions


ronin3782

Impossible without knowing the region/city of the states.


BrandNewRiottttt

What do you have against New Hampshire


Haunting-Mortgage

Quick correction - I'd live in Illinois.


shithead-express

Only thing you think about is politics. The reverse of the person who would only live in Texas and Florida.


Haunting-Mortgage

I have three criteria, so no, quite literally politics aren't the only thing I think about :)


Average_American1759

The color scheme absolutely sucks no offense


AliveAd6379

Is there a reason political posts like this aren’t banned?


deebmaster

People must be self righteous and insufferable Must pay greater than 10% state income tax Must have a good food


TheBigC87

Fun fact: Washington has no state income tax and Iowa has the 7th highest state income tax. Oregon has no sales tax, and Tennessee, Arkansas, and Louisiana are the states with the three highest sales taxes in the country. Also, despite what Fox News and right wing media tells you, righteous and insufferable can pretty much describe most of the south. I should know, I live in Texas.


CasinoNDN

Also personal freedoms wise, WA state is pretty high up there. Takes a lot of humility to let people do what they want, not insufferable behavior to do so imo. Much higher than many of the states he listed at least and we usually don’t have good food lol


Haunting-Mortgage

I think the self-righteous and insufferable is in every state, no? Also, only 4 states have higher than 10% income tax.


_SpaceGator

Reddit has to tell you it's okay to live there?


Haunting-Mortgage

What are you talking about?


Oniondice342

I can tell from this map that OP and I would disagree on several hot button issues.


MediumBike329

Pathetic 😂


777_heavy

1 terrible politics 2 terrible politicians 3 a kink for being oppressed


alexelso

Unconstitutional gun control