Just so yall know, the all nighter doesn't include any of the other things. It just reserves the lot lizard for your personal needs all night. Any of the other things you want will be an additional charge.
Last time I was out there had a lizard knocking on my truck all damn night. Finally called the cops around 1am. Then when I woke up I found out that every trailer in the yard got broken into.
I had the powder coating that goes on dog food in my trailer. They broke the seal, looked at it. Said nope. Lmao. There were other drivers missing stuff though. One said they stole a pallet of toilet paper and paper towels. Other one said they were missing about half a pallet of motor oil. Weird shit.
There's a mom pop style truck stop by the BIG YELLOW AND BIG BLUE Bridge along the Ohio- west Virginia path.
I forgot where exactly, I just remember it's positioned at the exit right before crossing over either the big blue or big yellow Bridge.
Trucker path comments mentioned the back row is specifically the party row, and if you ain't interested , park in the middle or sides of the lot.
Pulled in as I was running low on a turn and burn load, the back row was indeed the party row, and they honestly didn't look too busted for west Virginia.
They get you with the extras man, $20 for the bj, then you’re adding $25 for your load drop, and an extra $35 so she doesn’t spit it over your cab. Shits like adding all the extras to your McDonald’s, you’re walking away from the “cheapest” item on the menu $80 lighter.
I’m surprised they aren’t offering sponge baths! It’ll be like an episode of my 600lb life but with a lot lizard who doesn’t have teeth and a belly full of Flying J gravy.
Yeah, I’m good. I’ve watched them get out of one truck, turn around and get in the truck right next to that one. Then do it again. No shower, no mouthwash, nothing. Get your dick breath and out of here. You’re not even getting sloppy seconds, you’re getting sloppy twelfths.
Also probably a difference in projected attitude. To fuck shes just has to lay back / bend over and think of the ~~money~~ meth. To cuddle she has to pretend to like you and fight off the squirming.
GFE: Girlfriend Experience: She'll tell you how bad her day was, what a bitch her best friend is, celebrity gossip, gives you a headache and blue balls, and gets the fuck out of there without doing the dishes.
100% milk stop. Not that I don't want the others, but I'm a truck driver and complain about being poor, so truck drivers can brag how they make millions a day. Of course I'll take the free shit.
Everything else quadrupled in price except lot lizards. They advertised on CB in my days and said go to channel 14 or whatever but 19. I'd turn off my radio in certain areas and ask about bizarre sex acts for fun. Never touched one in my life some looked like zombies or demons from the dope.
Been a long time since I’ve been on the road. But last lot lizard I ran into had cum in her hair. I can’t think getting laid in a truck stop, in your sleeper, risking bugs and the gift that keeps on giving is worth it. But just my opinion.
Disgusting. Where is this place?
https://youtu.be/1EF6kB9q4vg?si=jE5ukBWORpdw-I-6
There's so many, which one?
This is horrible, I need the address... to go give these people the word of Jesus.
You shouldn’t go alone. That sounds dangerous.
Oh man…when I clicked on the link, I was so hoping it was this. Thanks random friend. You made my fucking week.
I was personally hoping for a Rick Roll.
You wouldn’t ask that if you saw Kitty.
More like back alley cat?
Asking for a friend?
Every one who liked the “disgusting where is this place” are sitting on pins and needles with their pens in their hands ready to write it down.
Just so yall know, the all nighter doesn't include any of the other things. It just reserves the lot lizard for your personal needs all night. Any of the other things you want will be an additional charge.
So I can still have her clean the cab, dump out my piss jugs, and perform my maintenance check, for no additional charge?
If she can do the air test she's hired
By "air test" do you mean having teeth or still living?
Where I'm from, "has all her teeth" was supposedly synonymous with "is a cop". :p
Gummies are fkn waay better anyways
Hey now, y'all ain't lived till you've had a good gummin'! 🤣
Hey that’s not a requirement for a lot of these drivers! 😂🤮
It’s not the missing teeth that’s the problem for me. It’s the one tooth she has left that you can’t see.
Way of the road bubs
Way she goes boys
I wonder if she can do a pre-trip. Because I don’t know how.
Spoken like a Swifty
Strap a load, 🤭
I don't see it on the menu, so she can't charge you for it.
Make sure you take the Fireball out of the cup holder or shell run off with it.
Learned that one the hard way I see
Those are the in app purchases
Can't say no to free milk 🤷♂️ /s
I'll have 10 orders please
Unpasteurized
Ill take it up past my eyes
That is so horrifying but I also can't stop laughing
With H5N1 going around? Still worth the risk!
Where is this...so I can be sure to avoid the area
In West Memphis they run a sale. Buy one get one free! Just don't be complainin when your dick feels like it's on fire 100 miles down the road 😂
Is getting shot included in the price?
Damn it's gotten that bad huh? Been years since I was out that way but at least during the day you didn't have to worry about being shot lol
Last time I was out there had a lizard knocking on my truck all damn night. Finally called the cops around 1am. Then when I woke up I found out that every trailer in the yard got broken into.
At least she tried to warn you that you were getting robbed 😬
I had the powder coating that goes on dog food in my trailer. They broke the seal, looked at it. Said nope. Lmao. There were other drivers missing stuff though. One said they stole a pallet of toilet paper and paper towels. Other one said they were missing about half a pallet of motor oil. Weird shit.
This didn't happen to be in 2020? Because toilet paper was gold then
Nah, this was last year
Only when you don’t pay or offer the girl to get her to a safe place.
No the penicillin is extra
Penicillin not included!
There's a mom pop style truck stop by the BIG YELLOW AND BIG BLUE Bridge along the Ohio- west Virginia path. I forgot where exactly, I just remember it's positioned at the exit right before crossing over either the big blue or big yellow Bridge. Trucker path comments mentioned the back row is specifically the party row, and if you ain't interested , park in the middle or sides of the lot. Pulled in as I was running low on a turn and burn load, the back row was indeed the party row, and they honestly didn't look too busted for west Virginia.
Inflations hasn’t hit this place.
yeah right...
What do you call a lot lizard that carries her own mattress? An owner operator!🤣
Every time I see a 4 wheeler with a mattress on top, I think to myself, must be a lot lizard making a house call.
🤣 I’ll never look at a mattress going down the road on the back of a 4 wheeler the same way again!🤣
"if pregnant" is wild lmao
What's wild is that the milk is free.
Seriously. Wet nurses can make serious money, my wife considered doing it.
I’ll take the usual. Cab cuddle & milk stop.
Make sure she brings your diapers and pacifier
Top your flask up
You feel me
Homelander sends his regards
Got keep those bones strong 💪.
What the hell is a BBBJ? Does she stutter while she sucks?
Bare back blow job.
Why is that less than a handjob
They get you with the extras man, $20 for the bj, then you’re adding $25 for your load drop, and an extra $35 so she doesn’t spit it over your cab. Shits like adding all the extras to your McDonald’s, you’re walking away from the “cheapest” item on the menu $80 lighter.
"Gualck" is extra.
Lol my man. Thank you for the in depth explanation, because I had the same question haha.
So pull-out in the parking lot is $20? Does she take coupons?
Then get hit with an invoice that tacks on taxes and administrative charges Then she gives you a branded ballpoint pen and a stamp card
Time
Maybe she’s good with her mouth?
No, I think that means she's worse with her mouth, idk, maybe she uses too much tooth
What teeth?
He said tooth. Just one tooth.
but its sharpened like a spike.
My trailer hitch used to be chrome.
Ah, so titties out? I'll be honest I'd like to see what it's like with the stutter. Hopefully a better seal than a cleft palate.
It means a BJ with no condom
That makes much more sense. Who the fuck wants a BJ with a condom!
Someone who wants to stay disease free? So I guess not the usual Lot Lizard clientele.
😂😂😂go for the gum job then!
This guy lizards.
The extra B is for BYOBB.
What's that extra B for?
That’s a typo.
If you have to ask, you can't afford it. (Even though you definitely could)
The extra b is for byobb
How much too knock her up?
Call your sister and then get back to us
Daaaamn shots fired
Backshots fired
Too late... she already is.
But she don't know who's it is bcuz 3 guys busted in that on the same night
plays it correct she could be getting three checks a month.
It's all Greek to me 😉
The Greek part confused me. Like is the person Greek or is this Greek style?
Cause Greeks are gay and like butt stuff instead of women.
STD - Free of Charge 😆
Blood work...$500 (limited availability)
A lifetime of misery and regret...priceless.
I feel like the quick pit stop is the best bang for your buck. It’s got a low buy in with a good payout.
Only if you need the whole 15 minutes though.
Seriously. Hearing 15 minutes being called a "quickie" was a blow to my ego that I didnt need today.
These comments are the best!
Does she offer a per minute rate?
Not seeing a listing for ZJs
If anyone has to ask then they can’t afford it.
I’m surprised they aren’t offering sponge baths! It’ll be like an episode of my 600lb life but with a lot lizard who doesn’t have teeth and a belly full of Flying J gravy.
>flying j gravy Is that a euphemism?
I mean if you are doing BBBJ at truck stops you’re bound to get some gravy.
I gagged
Yeah, I’m good. I’ve watched them get out of one truck, turn around and get in the truck right next to that one. Then do it again. No shower, no mouthwash, nothing. Get your dick breath and out of here. You’re not even getting sloppy seconds, you’re getting sloppy twelfths.
Its a $20 BJ. What were you expecting? A clean mouth with teeth!?
If they’re missing enough teeth you gotta pay extra for the gum job
Funny that cuddling is more expensive than most of the sex acts lmao
Probably because it takes more time to complete
Also probably a difference in projected attitude. To fuck shes just has to lay back / bend over and think of the ~~money~~ meth. To cuddle she has to pretend to like you and fight off the squirming.
Username checks out.
The quickie seems like a great deal. Shit 15 minutes is a marathon for me
Agreed, what am I going to do with the 14:55 minutes left? Cuddle?
That costs extra according to the pay sheet here
think of it like flag hours as a mechanic
I can save her
😂Are you a Marine, by chance?
Nah. Crayons don’t taste gud.
The yellow ones taste like sunshine.
That's disgusting. Where!?
Hows a handjob more expensive than a blowjob?
Arthritis in her wrists
Because it’s the only thing shat doesn’t come with stds. They don’t list tit jobs because the meth makes their titties disappear.
GFE: Girlfriend Experience: She'll tell you how bad her day was, what a bitch her best friend is, celebrity gossip, gives you a headache and blue balls, and gets the fuck out of there without doing the dishes.
whats a BBBJ? thats a lot of B’s!
It's like one of those old ads "B-B-B-BLOW JOB!!!!!" *air horn noises*
Bare Back Blow Job no condom plenty of stds
I feel like there is a correlation between the "Load Drop" and the MILK STOP frequency
A blowjob is cheaper than a hand job?!
How much does she charge for a DOT level one pretrip inspection during blitz week?
The pricing seems.... off.
Yeah....if a sex worker isn't charging at least $100/ hour then it's likely a "scratch and dent sale"
Lemon Lizzie
Broken Betty
Times are tough I’ll just take a milk stop
I mean… I don’t wanna lose money by passing up on these free breastfeedings. Save me money in more ways than one!
I thought this was a lumper fee schedule.
BILL : Stan...I wanna try this Milk Stop STAN : Don't. BILL : Why?!? STAN : It tasted like a dirty Penny
The comments are priceless ! This is why I respect you guys/gals like I do motorcyclists when I’m doing road trips with the family. 👍🏽
I need an international license and a human trafficker to get me into the US
Just fly to Mexico and walk across the border.
I know rookie rates are bad but dam this side hustle is crazy
100% milk stop. Not that I don't want the others, but I'm a truck driver and complain about being poor, so truck drivers can brag how they make millions a day. Of course I'll take the free shit.
Can I pay with an EFS check?
Some actually do. There are companies that wont issue advances or approve efs if you're in a lizard nest
Ewww what the hell?! Where is this truck stop so I can make sure I don’t accidentally stop there? 👀👀👀
Those are for sure pre-Covid prices.
I'd go for the 15 minute quickie for 25 bucks, but that would be a waste of 13 minutes.
It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ... What's a ZJ? If you have to ask, you can't afford it. I've got $4.
10 Milk stops please
Good to know I can get hiv for free from these ladies (breast milk transmits hiv for those who don’t know)
Are these prices up to date or pre inflation?
No pic of Kitty though. Says all you need to know.
I like how they out “Greek” as if it makes it clears up what a back door special means
$100 for a cuddle is absurd
my question is, how much to get her to do the stuff she doesnt want to do.
Ok but can someone explain to me for real what the “Greek” part means? Lol
Cause the greeks and the romans were known to like putting it in the butt
I'd pay 300 just to have someone to talk to.
I usually just take a blow job
Everything else quadrupled in price except lot lizards. They advertised on CB in my days and said go to channel 14 or whatever but 19. I'd turn off my radio in certain areas and ask about bizarre sex acts for fun. Never touched one in my life some looked like zombies or demons from the dope.
Why is the bj less then the handy?
I'm not even getting fuel there. I know the line will be all the way up the exit ramp already. I. Going to the next exit.
I watch A LOT of porn wtf is a BBBJ? Better Business Bureau? And why only $20? Know your worth Kings and Queens!
Bbbj cim is the discerning gentlemans choice.
That is just nasty! What time do they open?l😂
Milk stop...free.is free
No teeth? I've been curious what its like to get a Gummy
Marketing on the mind and milks free. What a businesswoman.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
Oh darn another menu without the option to lick some asshole.. I guess no one likes a good tounge bath anymore
swallowing the loads of truck drivers for $35 apiece is.. wild
So does the quickie include everything in the full service, just not as long?
Free milk “if pregnant” is diabolical
Disgusting!!! Where is this place so I can avoid it?
How’s a hand job cost more than a blowjob
Wtf is a BBBJ?
Is this for real?!
Reptile Refugee Center Quality Kitties. No thanks. I'll pass in fact I'll contribute $10. to the cause, for being left alone and disease free.
Nawww that lizzy selling herself short giving that "white gold" away for free!?
Been a long time since I’ve been on the road. But last lot lizard I ran into had cum in her hair. I can’t think getting laid in a truck stop, in your sleeper, risking bugs and the gift that keeps on giving is worth it. But just my opinion.
Do I want to know what the first two Bs in BBBJ are?
In this economy those are some good prices
What’s the bbbj?
I’ll get a ZJ
I don't see a ZJ anywhere.. I'll pass
You bring the z she will bring the j
Bbbj cheaper than a handjob???
no rusty venture?
I’m not a trucker, never will be. But I’m glad I follow this sub. It sure is interesting to see things and other lifestyles I normally wouldn’t.
Keep your recipt. Tax deduction right there