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This shit was ABSOLUTELY not for pragmatic purposes.
Especially considering most knights on the continent fought as heavy cavalry. Somehow I doubt a giant metal schlong was helpful when fighting on horseback, but what do I know?
1. Intimidate enemies
2. Its documented that violence and adrenaline often lead to erections
3. You can stab your enemies when both your arms/weapons are in a lock
Very cute, but regular full plate armour is hotter.
A fan of codpieces I presume?
I was more thinking the aesthetic beauty of it all, but, honestly, who can resist a full metal erection?
https://preview.redd.it/668byjs7wfyc1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24ebbec18842aae2e5a4502c601b796151b92f9f This shit was ABSOLUTELY not for pragmatic purposes.
Humans have always been perky jokesters.
Especially considering most knights on the continent fought as heavy cavalry. Somehow I doubt a giant metal schlong was helpful when fighting on horseback, but what do I know?
they're like big jock cups. riding a horse is really bumpy, especially if you're in the middle of a fight
it's more so that it *didn't hurt* when fighting on horseback. Armors meant for use on foot have more practical mail skirts.
1. Intimidate enemies 2. Its documented that violence and adrenaline often lead to erections 3. You can stab your enemies when both your arms/weapons are in a lock
Extra room for the extra fun
Not what I was expecting, not mad either
Need my gf to wear this and level up her unarmed skill on me
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She can sit her metal ass down my face. There I said it.
She? Her?
😯😮😍🤩🥰😘😋😋😋
The mail between her legs never rusts, due to the natural pickling process of Breton minge.
You bring disgrace to your house
where is the cock
This is a male Breton so the cock is not visible.
well excuse me but if something isnt going in my ass and a man isnt kissing me im not getting off. blocked and reported to vivec
Lick lick lick lick snifff sniffff snifffffff 😩😩😩😩🤤🤤🤤😤😤😤😤😤💭💭💭💭💭🚬🗿
A Breton? Worse! A woman 🤮
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WHO does? That’s some gay shit i tell you. Go tell everyone
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Wow I wasn’t asking for your lifestory my heterosexual friend. Straight forward unbelievable, kids these days. SMH my head
I was just kidding 😅 I didnt mean it, no offense
The breton acolytes at the temple give the lie to your statements, pawn of heresy.
Nuh uh. No you
They're not weak little babies who wear light armor at least.
>light armor >weak You got that right
Right? Imagine wearing glass or moonstone.
Imagine wearing armor at all
Imagine wearing anything like at all.
So true my Nebarra
If it's mail where's the bulge?
https://twitter.com/Wass_Nonnam/media
This is just porn art what does this have to do with ES
What subreddit do you think you’re in now this is r/truestl 40% of the posts are porn or vaguely horny
Breton Mail are just those little cuck cock cages cucks wear
The lighting makes this seem ominous.
Wass the GOAT 🗣️
Least breedable spellknight
Something seems wrong with the hands and I can't tell what exactly.
call me a postman