Hey Sam, said your uncle

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I wouldn’t say worse now….

Hey uncle, said Sam

That's the worst.... Literally worst...

Hey, said Uncle Sam

Rectum? Damn near killed em!

Those darn aliens forgot to remove the anal probe again.

More like those darn aliens forgot to remove their fucken children

Listen, you know how many probes we- they have to do every night? Sometimes they don’t all get removed.

Hey anybody see my gerbil

Lemmiwinks?

Fack

That’s when I realized my box of Cheerios was gone!!!

Feeling something enter your rectum wouldn’t be that bad?

I mean sometimes its fun.

Definitely but waking up and not knowing what it is wouldn’t be

Father Ron whispered "It's not a sin, my son."

Oh, good, no leakage.

Enter your rectum from which direction? Maybe you just needed to use the toilet.