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fosters101

Scottish afternoon tea


Dani_Darko123

as it should be .


Equivalent-Goose-631

So you are Scottish then


minsandmolls

Your not watching the Scotland match by any chance ...


Dani_Darko123

I am .. and am rooting for them but not doing to well .


Not_Sugden

they didnt even score a goal 😆


Dani_Darko123

5-1


Not_Sugden

yeah but germany scored an own goal so scotland still didnt score


Dani_Darko123

haha true .


QuimFinger

They did though.


madpiano

I thought it was a German own goal?


QuimFinger

It was. That still them scoring.


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Brilliant-Elk-6831

Anyone smell gammon?


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It’s your ass


OreoNinja27

Fuck the king- I'm British but IDC


Weird_Committee8692

Up yer bum


Interesting-Day-1001

No up ur ass


comicmuse1982

Chippy tea, hold the chips. Maverick move.


Dani_Darko123

I’ll get down voted but.. i hate chips , love roasties and potatoe scallops but not loads of chips .


4kthelite

Tattie scones! Not had one for years!


ThePinkBaron365

Chips are in the barm but I agree there aren't enough


comicmuse1982

Good spot, I see one of the bastards poking out now.


AccomplishedRush5343

Git it in ye


houdulapeep

Oh, thank god. You see the food penis too?


AccomplishedRush5343

Nah, just ment eat the lot. 😂😂


dabassmonsta

This is absolutely fine. Some chips would help.


Dani_Darko123

it’s a big potato scallops ..


Cntyxo

You can see them in the roll x


dabassmonsta

Oh yeah! My default thinking is always "more chips!"


Fucile8

Only in the UK someone would say this is fine.


DavosLostFingers

Add a tattie scone and a lorne sausage and you're basically eating William Wallace


Dani_Darko123

haha .. I would wear the kilt too .


Moiukal

Mushy peas are doing a great job at foreshadowing.


slintslut

Cheeky little side pie


Blood_sweat_and_beer

No chips, you must be watching your weight


Dani_Darko123

I am .. Doctor said only pies .


RunDatTrain

They are in the bread


ClassicBookkeeper255

Dinner on champs I hope that's original iron bru


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Not sending any help to you, there’s a risk of losing more people in the rescue attempt. You are on your own. May God have mercy


Dani_Darko123

😂


The-IT_MD

What in the actual fast food fuxk is going on here!


Dani_Darko123

haha .. potato scallop, mushy peas, curry sauce , sausage with meat pie :)


fuzzycaterpillar123

And a barm?


babbleonzoo

That’s a Hollands Potato and Meat Pie…


Dani_Darko123

yep .


gourmetguy2000

I'll help you mate, just send it to me and I'll dispose of it for you


pier16attheport

Sunday lunch, early….


Treecamel82

I’m not against it……


Dani_Darko123

it’s worth working with right ??


Treecamel82

Damn right I’d probably try and fit it all in that teacake too


Additional-Economy39

Oh what a big sausage you have


Dani_Darko123

i’m proud


Beeblebrox2nd

You're delicious! Crack on squire!


Competitive_Use_6351

Not doing us any favours here mate🤣


buddhaonacid

Is that curry sauce or gravy?


Dani_Darko123

curry sauce :)


gintonic999

Junk that will take years off your life if you have it too often but now and again, harmless I’m sure.


katinasblet22

average northerner meal


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What is on that besides peas and sausage?


Dani_Darko123

potato scallop


zipmcjingles

Student or single man dinner.


__SINE__NOMINE__

Is that a secret chip?


Dani_Darko123

I had a few on the bread.


john_the_pope

This looks banging. I want a chippy now.


AlgaeFew8512

Just looks like regular Scottish to me. Where's the disgusting bit?


swift_mint1015

I’m intrigued by the potato scollops - we don’t have them at the chippy where I’m from in England. What’s it like inside? Is it like mashed, grated or sliced potato?


Dani_Darko123

sliced potato in batter .


Doodiman1

That's fckn diabolical


kimzabello

Is that mushy peas...🙁


Dani_Darko123

😩… yes


Redminoteeleven

Nout wrong with that


sneakybutler-

That's a scran that got me hungry and I'm waiting on kfc


Dani_Darko123

kfc would be nice .


Background-Peace2689

god i hate mushy peas


Jimlad73

I think the Germans have seen this post…


Dani_Darko123

🤪


destined_to_count

Looks good


Wooden-Agency-2653

Sorry for your loss


Inevitable-Phase4250

Ooh chip barm ☺️☺️


Taky2

Is that a mince pie on the side? 😂


Dani_Darko123

meat pie.


Taky2

Phew!


rtheabsoluteone

You really are


CartoonistNo9

That doesn’t look good


Dani_Darko123

it fills a hole .


CartoonistNo9

I suppose as a cure for hunger it’ll do 😂


Dani_Darko123

or hangover


CartoonistNo9

Aye I suppose so. Wouldn’t be the fist time I’ve made a brunch out of whatever I have but I wouldn’t post it on a food group 😂


Dani_Darko123

i’m shameless.. what can i say ..old enough now to not give a shit .


CartoonistNo9

Fair play to you. In fairness I had a round of freezer misfits for dinner.


Dani_Darko123

got to have a freezer tea now and then .


PorcineMollusc26

Bloody brilliant


Zealousideal_Pop3121

Where the heck are the chips 😱😱😱😱😱


Dani_Darko123

there’s a few on the bread .


Zealousideal_Pop3121

Chip butty 👌 delectable


InYourBertHole

brother ewww


wolfman86

Where are the chips?


Dani_Darko123

in the bread .. i don’t eat a lot of chips .


gamojqig

Guacamole yum


AgileGas4578

Gods sh*it


BILLYMC41

Looks nothing like a scottish chippy , where's the batter ?


Dani_Darko123

i’m not being funny but, where does it state it’s Scottish chippy 😂


Cntyxo

Uncultured swine


Dani_Darko123

:)


RunDatTrain

9/10 meal


MrBump1717

Looks good to me pal!👍


snoops1230

Please list off the dish as if a waiter had served it to me.


Dani_Darko123

saveloy sausage , mushy peas, potato scallop, curry sauce , meat pie and half a barm cake with a few chips ,washed down with Irn Bru :)


Equivalent-Goose-631

Ohhh shit yeah I see the mushy peas sorry. I saw irn bru and assumed.


Dani_Darko123

I was moonlighting.


Equivalent-Goose-631

🤣🤣🤣 burning the candle at both ends I see. Needs must I guess


Moist-Car817

Nowt wrong with that.


TurnTypical4965

Don't worry were all scotish at some times 😭


Dani_Darko123

i’m celtish


ShotaroKaneda84

Mate I’m on my way to save you from this… by consuming it myself


StatusPudding7051

I’ll help you eat it ! Looks good imo


Clive_Trotter75

All food groups covered. Not a problem.


Awakenedsoul73

Not at all! More chips and less mushy peas and it will be perfect 🤌


Jakey201123

Ok. I’m from the uk. BUT THAT LOOK HORRIBLE,


fezzuk

Got green on the plate so it's healthy right?


KickooRider

As an American, can you explain what I'm seeing here?


Dani_Darko123

you wil sleep better if i don’t .


KickooRider

Just tell me what's that bread-looking things on the right side of the plate


Dani_Darko123

potato scollops


KickooRider

I bet that's GOOD


Meibisi

Is there something wrong here?


time_on_target

No garnish of parsley? 🤣


Winter-Cockroach5044

Hope that is not a mince pie in June.


Dani_Darko123

meat pie.. i’m having a laugh that was my husband’s.


Winter-Cockroach5044

The food? I don't even know what ia the thing on the right 🤣


Dani_Darko123

curry sauce ?? :)


Winter-Cockroach5044

The square thingy....


auntie_climax

Battered fish, or possibly spam fritter?


Dani_Darko123

potato scallop


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Winter-Cockroach5044

I eat meat. And meat pies... doesn't look like one though.


PigeonDesecrator

Looks exactly like a Holland's meat pie. Or a similar one potentially from a pie shop


LambyLegs

🤤


SmotheringPoster

Yes, drinking iron bru is disgusting.


Dani_Darko123

no ….


throwaway_jdhsbhdkf

SMASHHHHB


LightShyGuy

Mushy peas are the reason people look down on our food dude


Dani_Darko123

and our women


noswad_25

Mushy pee’s isn’t Scottish. The sausage need to be coated in batter, and gravy no curry sauce.


ItzNathan_

Let me correct those sentences for you. First of all, it's 'peas' not 'pee's'. And because 'peas' is a plural noun, you're going to have to change that 'isn't' to 'aren't'. Next, 'sausage' is a singular noun, so you'll have to change 'need' to 'needs'. Finally, you need a comma after 'gravy', and 'no' should be changed to 'not'. So, if we put that all together, the corrected sentence should be: 'Mushy peas aren't Scottish. The sausage needs to be coated in batter, and gravy, not curry sauce.' Hope I could help!


Dani_Darko123

scottish???


Equivalent-Goose-631

Glasgow by any chance hahaa


Dani_Darko123

Northern


h2opolopunk

Dinnae see anything wrong here mate, proper Scotch plate.


MarkWrenn74

> *I'm disgusting… send help* 😂 You have mushy peas on your plate. Yep, you're disgusting 🤢 😂


Dani_Darko123

It’s not my fault 😂