I think a pet that cums on intruders would be more effective. 🤣 A bit more traumatizing.

Cums on or in? Those are two completely different things, one is going to traumatize and deter, the other will just be a mild inconvenience


I’m all about the “both” meme responses but given the context of the discussion can we go with a different one 


Much better!


I think one of these is a felony, Y'all. 🤣🤣

I miss the me that was 10 seconds ago

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Why would I use an e-stitute's twitch mod as a guard dog?

No idea what that is. 😅

[enlighten yourself](https://youtu.be/4mP4c43IsmM)

Thank you for making it not only me. I fear I'm getting too old for the internet.

I got you. I'm old and I don't know shit. 😅🤣