Update: it was a dude , he met me at the front entrance.he looked like he had no idea, just took the food and thanked me. I believe it was some short of prank or something.

Thanked you huh. I bet he did ;)

Of course it’s a dude its always gonna be a dude

You never seen r/PizzaDare?

Nah he was gay. If you asked you would’ve gotten one. I only know because I’m gay and I know the culture. It’s like a fantasy for gay guys.

Man, gay people have all the fun it’s so unfair.

You know how straight men can act like dogs towards women? Well, imagine that level of horniness and forwardness is also displayed in the partner you're seeking. That is a man with another man, so of course they're having fun, they're being horndogs together!

So... almost anyone can stick their weiner in?

Just like a rooster. Any cock'll dooooo!

“the gps lies” so you better be reaaaally sure you’re at the right building before you ask for that blowjob. 💀

Now, this person was REALLY "tip-baiting" 🤣🤣🍆🎣

High risk high reward

Definitely a dude.

Oh for sure

How many stars did you give the bj?

bro posted this and didnt bother to include if he got one

I think we all know the answer

"If I Did It" Written by OP Simpson

This joke just hits harder today than yesterday lmao

How was the BJ?

This was an order a bro made for his bro. There is no other option lol. I will send random gag shit to my siblings from instacart. I sent her a one single cucumber, a pack of condoms, and bottle of lube with a note saying "it's my birthday ;) ) last year. Big hit.

Multi-tiered prank because the shopper had to buy those 😂

Yk they said “I’m an instacart shopper” every time someone looked at them weird lol

Is it still gay if you close your eyes?

Well, did you follow the instructions?

He’s not replying he’s definitely still there😂

The guy that opens the door… 🤣🤣 

Sooo how was the BJ?

I already know the answer but I’m just hoping for the best here….. was it a dude giving out blowjobs or….?

I’ve arrived

So how was the bj?

The customer 

First time the customer is going to be the one complaining about the size of the tip.

Definitely a gay dude behind this

SO WAS HE A THROAT GOAT OR NAH?

To all people who don't know what happened: it was a dude , he was at the main entrance waiting. it looked like he had no idea, just took the food and thanked me. I guess it was some short of prank or something that he didn't know about.

LMFAOOOOO his friends are DICKS. But that is so funny.

As soon as I read it I thought, "I wanna think that's someone's friend having gotten into their account and adding that without them knowing" 😂

Imagine someone just walking into his place & starts taking their belt off

Meet at door, or Meat at door?

You win

So how was it?

Well, did you want one or what? I’m still waiting.


Anyone offering blowjobs so freely is someone you don’t want a blowjob from.

No blowjobs for the ladies?!

I'll get the tip, and so will she. Lol.

Just who’s getting the tip here?

Both parties duh

Next time just tell us you got blown man

Dudes drowning while we’re all dying of thirst

OH GOOD FOR YOU AND HOW WAS IT

No thanks to the herpes.

Fuck it man, like 80% of the human population has herpes, can’t be that bad. Worth the risk to dip my wick.

Yeah pretty sure that’s not accurate

I was hella confused. Pretty normal, pretty normal, pretty normal, oh what the fuck?!?

Listen sometimes the gps is wrong ok

Female drivers can’t get blowjobs? Misogynist

It’s definitely a gay guy. They are very thirsty lol.

Lol. Most men are thirsty in general. It's in our DNA. We have to constantly remind ourselves that our dick doesn't get to make decisions 😂😂😂

The perks you Uber Eats drivers get with the job are unbelievable.

Now the question is "Diddy do it?" Lol

Free BJ and losing a kidney may still be worth the risk.

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Guarantee it’s a guy.

All dogs bark the same in the dark

And THAT, gentlemen, is why you should always read the notes

I'd ask for one if it's a shawty brotha

100% a dude behind that door lol

OP didn't say no https://preview.redd.it/gfwd56g26xtc1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0594425bc1ce63f27b2ccf4b5f99bd48aabce9c

Nice blowjobs for free! Female drivers don’t get anything I guess!

This should automatically kick them off platform.

So how good was the blowjob?

Bro don’t lie after you posted this you tookem up on that offer

Never said he didn't! Just said it was weird! Lol

It's been 9 hours, time to start watching the news.

A tip and some head? Don’t miss out

You are not complaining, You are bragging

I might start being an Uber driver 😂😂

So how was it

The customer, I wonder what his name is

Notice didn’t mention if it was a man did he 🤣

definitely a man

So, did you get the blowie?

Bisexual dudes just hit the jackpot there.... Heterosexual dudes probably crapped out

It's a dude, or you're volunteering a kidney.

Its a gay male that's foresure

Point is, how much is YOUR tip going to be?


It’s been 2 hours mate you okay over there? Or your souls gone? 😂😂

Wow lol I love how precise he is on the instructions and then adds in the blojob part 😂

Some dudes will say anything to get out of tipping

Just the tip, ma'am

So the person having the food delivered can possibly get the tip.

I did something like this to a friend once. They used a macro to add their signature to emails. I changed their sig and it took awhile for him to figure it out.

Gots to see it thru my boy.

It’s a dude btw

Tip biting time.

Dang now i want pizza

I wanna deliver that pizza

Well… are you going to tell us how it was?

yo did you ask for a blowie or nah?

So did you enjoy it?

Free food fuck it 😂

Did you ask?

https://preview.redd.it/el2dgyen7xtc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c10b059a36a1ba39223acf067e39b23d999525b9

Your cat and me are twins right now because same cat, same

Probably would have been amazing head if they enjoy sucking cock enough to put it in their Uber notes.

Yeah I think he gives amazing head too

Depending on how they looked, I would've taken them up on that offer 🤷🏽‍♂️

Either a hooker or a guy. Not even the most outrageous female I know who write that lol

This is one delivery in which the customer got the "tip". 

**Pause orders after this delivery.**

So…..did…..did you get some?

Did you answer?

So? Was he good?

That's sexist if the females can't ask also

I'm guessing a friend wrote the delivery note :D

Cat walked on the phone screen

Sooooo did you get one? 😬

So how was the blowjob?

Lmao

So how was it

It's a new quest?

"Earn 1 BJ when you complete 1 delivery"

Sounds very Jeffrey Dahmer-esk


what language was that in originally?

Translation from Google 

Free STD Pog

So how was it?

So did you ask or...?

LOL why do I wanna do this for fun to see if a driver will bite? 🤣🤣🤣

It honestly feels like a ploy to rob them 😭

His wife probably add that on the notes😂she need a side..

I'm pretty sure your delivery instructions stay for every order. Someone probably added that line and he has no idea its there lmfao.

100% a prank 😂 Poor guy

Right?! He was probably too drunk one night and handed his buddy his phone to order delivery 🤣🤣🤣

damn, just when i thought ive seen it all 💀

bro thats literally crazy

Address??

They really know how to make sure the delivery gets done.

Guess it would depend on how he looks, huh?

Lmao what did they order

I don’t UberEat but what happens if a female driver asks for a blowjob?

Straight to jail

where’d he let you finish?

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😆😆😆

Talk about a tip!

Rude, why can't female drivers ask for blowjobs? 😄 And this was probably someone sending their friend food lmao

So, how was it?

dk itches now

What happened to inclusion?…all for head..head for all🤣

Did he spit or swallow?

Don’t have to tell me twice

Enjoy that. sure he's a really cool dude to cuddle with.

Well? Did you ask them?


I’ve arrived

Don't do it or you'll get the gift that keeps on giving.

I bet their order never gets lost.

that is discrimination, what about female drivers?

All i read was, "male drivers can get genital herpes if they want one"

Opens the door and it’s a old lady

Grandma is going to put those dentures away

I mean, was the customer male or female? I'm guessing the former, hard pass.

Guess it’s time for me too become a UberEats driver!!

So the question we all have is... Well, how was it?🤣🤣🤣🤣

Call me gay but I’m taking them up on the offer whether they a dude or a chick

then youre only half gay

If only there was a word for that…..

gaylfsies

A blow is a blow

Just don’t make eye contact or you’re super gay

1 in 11,000 I'll take those odds. What area is this?

Humble brag

That bih crazy 🤪

“Ask for blowjob” Will chop you up and sell your parts.

How can you post something like this and NOT tell us what you did??

You be surprised how often this works tho

Did you ask?

did you get a happy ending?

lol I would have cancelled

So did ya ? …. you know 😏

Report it to support and get their food

It’d be better if the order was from BJ’s wholesale

#Pinhead: “I came.”

You opened the box. I CAME.


did you ask?

Okay

The cust is eating twice

Better tip than 2.00$ 🤣

Now, this person was REALLY "tip-baiting" 🤣🤣🤣🍆🎣

Just the tip?

Some people just aren’t shy to insist haha

Was the customer a male or female? Or?

Did u ask👀