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hungurbungur

Abra Cadavra...


Own_Box_5225

*Abra Cadaver. Or it would be if anything was left


Green-Taro2915

Avada kedavra


notahouseflipper

Avada ke daaaa var - Hermione


Ther91

Avada Kerdava KURVA - Ukrainian drone pilot


Sea_Biscuit5555

Avada Free Lada


Original_Head_3487

Abra kebabra.


No-Vehicle5447

https://youtu.be/NakeY34jc5o?si=98d7o63jaGxXqfwb Great song


Mikey40216

His call sign must have been"the magician"


Proglamer

Abra Cubavra!


DeathtoallZ

Here's your package go f you self


Skafiskafnjak0101

Hahahaha nice one.


Arutzuki

You people are disgusting. Touch grass


TheRealWildGravy

Like the dude in the vid? Spread out all over?


Pretty_Show_5112

Appeaser.


Federal_Ad5622

He looked a little unrelaxed short after delivery.


DeathtoallZ

That is gift from ukraine. He should be happy


LittleFellaQ

Not saying he would've survived much longer or denying that panick set in, but I counted he had 3 seconds to properly throw the package away, which might've increased his chances of survival a few minutes longer. But then again, I'm a keyboard warrior so could be completely wrong.


robotmemer

Had he been looking with his hands at the ready to catch and throw it away he may have had as much as 4 seconds. With that said I too am a civilian who's cringed when seeing soldiers instinctually throw back live grenades in combat footage and films. I fear at the thought of them exploding mid-throw.


AdvantageCrafty2275

I was thinking about that too. But looking at it from above, it's easy to be smart. But I think I would instinctively throw it far. However, these explode immediately in the other videos.


Ambitious-Macaroon-3

Easy to be smart, you didn't decide to invade a sovereign nation for a bag of potato lol 😂


BalticMasterrace

but there are at least enough potatos in that bag for almost 1 meal, its worth for ruzzians


my_mom_is_not_fat

You don’t know that. Your best guess is that it will explode one second before you touch it. If you knew how much it will take till smth explodes we wouldn’t worry so much about explosives


bk7f2

To shreds, you say.


SirTroglodyte

Drone pilot: "And for my next trick, I need a voluteer from the audience..."


Myrothas

He's back in russia.


Puzzleheaded_Age4413

AFU magic


Alarmed_West8689

Was it worth the washing machine?


TobiElektrik

Absolutely. There's a LOT to clean now.


crc_73

Will clog up the filter.


cunt-chops

Bang! And the dirt is gone.


HeisenbergsSamaritan

I LOVE YOU KITCHEN GUN!


MEDICAL_PROFESSIONAL

Man alive, imagine the last thing you experience is being slapped in the cock by the bomb that thanos snaps you.


Intransigient

No body? Hah! He’s a deserter. 😤 No moldy onions for YOU! 🧅🧅🧅


rainliege

Right in the nuts!


mdforehand

[https://tenor.com/ZtoT.gif](https://tenor.com/ZtoT.gif)


False-positive1971

Amazonski.


Gent2022

I’m closing my Amazon account


RarePlan2089

Its pure magic


logicaceman

I don't think he escaped.


NadAngelParaBellum

Lord, it's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind!


TalkingBBQ

Nothing left but some damn rocks on a window sill, and that cupcake on the wall!


AdLoose7947

Desertion, so no onions for his family


crc_73

More like "dispersion".


FalanorVoRaken

I wonder how big that bomb was?


Dramatic_Mud2500

Dead orc is a good orc


Suspicious-Kick-9160

Easy way to fix back pains.


Tasty_Distribution41

David Copperfieldich?


FuzzyAd4677

It's actually a double trick. First his nuts disappear and second the entire body. 🌰


Sea-Direction1205

I'm amazed to see the drone getting away. Two pounds of thermobaric charge, enough to blow apart a house.


FluffyDeer9323

Like sands through the hourglass, those were the Days of Our Lives…


Delicious-Jelly-7406

That very brief moment of reflection, then dead


Hour-Cheesecake5871

Could be up in the trees.


LikainenSkeba

Vanished like a fart into the Sahara.


gandharzero

He orbits low earth orbit now.


Zealousideal_Rock808

What’s left of him ends up laying in a ball in the top right of picture beside the trench - you can see him there at the 2 sec mark


dunncrew

He will be mist. Rest in Pieces


Ok-Negotiation-1098

I’m sorry did they just drop that thing on his nuts


ontomy3rdaccount

Not sure if that bomb was big enough if I'm being honest.


Arkh101

Where did he go? Doesn’t he know desertion is a crime? /s


Such_Vacation_2442

The anti-dandruff shampoo was expired.


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Ok-Cost-9635

Oh with this magic he can give shows in las vegas


ZestycloseList1458

He can give show


Extension_Common_518

And like that....he's gone.


Blumpkin638

Bravo!! Encore please!


samurai_ka

UPS is getting aggressiv these days


ChancharaVSCipiripi

one hot potato


TheRealWildGravy

Guy took a spicy brick to the dick.


heatedhammer

Blew him back to Moscow


Ok_News247

He may have fooled the rest of you with his disappearing trick, but I know that under the screen of the smoke he's covered himself in dirt. Sneaky. Lol.


WTFeedback1978

FAB 5 Freddy!!


Primary-Ad-9857

Pretty sure private conscriptovich was yeeted out of frame. Or at least parts of him.


AndersVraaberg

Poof! Aaand he's gone


wombat6168

Scooby Dooby doo where are you.


NY1_S33

Dropped it right in the pills to boot! He didn’t seem like he enjoyed or appreciated his explosive roll of Ukrainian Bologna!!


ex_warrior

Your amazon delivery is 1 stop away!


Whoisme2you

Did no one else notice that the pilot seemed to be aiming at his crotch? 🤣 Brutal


Waste-Helicopter-318

haha, houdinni? Man, those Ruzzians are incredibly dumb. Why not jump out fast and run away. No, i only push the grenade to the side and continue sleeping next to it.


Natasha_Gears

Why you would think that just turning around 1m away from a bomb is enough is beyond me


NoBumblebee2080

From schnapps to dust.


bysigmar

where did he go?


ShowmasterQMTHH

That's a pretty big bang compared to normal, was he sitting on a box of tnt Wile coyote style ?


texas130ab

Low effort survival response.


Smooth-Pool-8662

Houdini


Dazzling_Candidate73

His last moment in life was being hit in the dick


Weak-Signature-6285

Talk about overkill


Flaks_24

That’s how he always wanted to go, grenade drop to the dick


DarkUnable4375

You know what they say,"... Out of sight, out of mind."


Analogov_Net

He didn't vanish... This pussy shot will stay forever in our memory.


hwbaby

Song name? lol


RHouse94

Looks like the walls of the trench collapsed and gave him an instant burial.


ChancharaVSCipiripi

kick in balls seems bad until ... life lesson here, it can always be worse


Icy_Preparation6792

Amazon Crime - you commit to us delivering.


usernotknown6

Call sign magician


No-Item2045

Nut shot then exploding butt shot


el_toille

I found him. he's over there and there and that's him over there and oh look, that's him over there again.


longstrongdonkeykong

Terrifying new warfare


Top_Towel_2895

That would have fooled Penn and Teller


Goran2019

Takes grenade drop to the nuts…then vanishes


Dekruk

Being missed in battle.


chauvoba

man the Ukrainian magicians keep getting better with their trick everyday


crc_73

Some body set up him the bomb.


outsidepointofvi3w

Ya Russkie !!!! He the magical kind.


redoxion

at 0:24 mark I think he is ass uppwards on some branches in the top right of the screen... or at least his lower body. His feet are pointing towards the blast site.


TheOx111

He had time to throw it out of the trench too.


Smart-Occasion-

Putler likes it. No body, more money for him


Proglamer

Isn't this the lowest-altitude drone drop on a live locust ever? At least in my memory. FFS, the drone *fanned/cooled* the locust before ventilating him!


Darknwise

That was a big ass munition. Thermobaric?


calash2020

Some of these drone dropped munitions are many times more powerful than others. Almost like this was an antitank grenade that was dropped


Bluewhitedog

He must have run away under the smokescreen.


Honest-Fail1305

Top right corner at 0:23.. is that him hunched over?


Careful-Ad-8399

Nailed him in the junk for an appetizer


budikong

I am ashamed that my country is participating in this... This is not war, where have the Geneva conventions gone? So today it is normal to kill an unarmed or surrendering soldier? What a sad time...


bones7202

He's still there, only he's covered with a lot of dirt. So now UKR has drones that kills AND buries Russians? Next level stuff. Maybe there's an AI add-on that will use facial recognition to search the Net for the soldier's family and inform them of his demise. And send them an IOU from Russian Federation for one (1) bag of potatoes.


ianlasco

He basically curled up in a fetal position closed his eyes hoping this is just a dream.


Outrageous-Bread-777

"Quick beam me up Scotty"


Few-Succotash2744

Get hit in the balls with an explosive and then vanish MAGIC


BalticMasterrace

instant passage to hell


Captain_Blackbird

Abra cadaver


ghosttrainhobo

Wow. Ninjas.


CapMany9999

Dude literally had 3 business days to move out of the way, but decided to lay there in the fetal postion


kollhpp

at 0:25 (end) maybe he hasn't gone anywhere, but covered in dust


lektoridze

It's not exist if you do not see it