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Okutao

Translation: \- Long story short, here is a tank turret, under it lies a dude - it looks like he was pinned down. \- You know what is the question: for what fuck's sake he came here - to die with that dumb death? What do you think about it? \- There is the TV show "A million ways to die", something like that. This is a million and one. \- Moron, blyat. \- Why are you coming here, morons? I want home! Back the fuck off from us, blyat!


soggywaffles125

a million and one haha love the humor sucks to be that guy though


Xx_Red_Mosquito_xX

the flies & maggots have to eat too


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copingcabana

He died of turrets syndrome.


Forsaken_Site1449

Fuck me. That was a good laugh. Thanks


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EuphoricAssistance59

That's impressive shooting, tank, crew, +1. I give that turret toss a 9.8!


garry4321

Russians will still take credit for that kill.


ElessarArnor

Toss a tank turret to your ivan.


EnvironmentalCup8038

That’s my epic tale, A champion prevailed Defeated the villain, Now pour him some ale!


Coffee_Always_Black

Oh open fields of plenty


DerSchattenJager

Was that the wicked witch of the east?


G3Saint

Lord of the Flies


FunctionImpressive13

Lmao, piggy caught the stone *tank*


Fenaeris

Well, they normally are attracted to shit.


triciti

Did he made an attempt to catch it?


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With his neck


tophiii

It really does seem egregious that the Russian military just leaves their dead in such an undignified manner. Says a lot frankly.


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>It really does seem egregious that the Russian military just leaves their dead in such an undignified manner. Says a lot frankly. To be fair, it was probably filed in the "too hard" basket.


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Jesus. This is probably the most unlucky thing that could happen to someone


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Soldier 1: I just dropped a grenade in a Russian turret. Soldier 2: I just dropped a turret on a Russian. Soldier 3: This is a messed up trick shot competition guys, but I kinda like it. Kobe! *blows up ammo depot with HIMARS*


SeriesWatch

Holy fuck thats unlucky. Imagine having to wait for your death under that thing...


NaiveCritic

Being hit with (18.000 kilo x free fall speed) might have shortened the timeline down to insta death.


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I’m pretty sure you die instantly when a turret, that weighs multiple tons, drops on you


dingo1018

He's doubled up under the barrel, it's quite conceivable he did in fact survive initially, I mean like for sure it was most likely insta death but there are scenarios where death was a lot slower, some real gory close up photos might shed more light!


SeriesWatch

True, but it's never 100%. There's a chance you get paralyzed and have to rot there.


TonyCaliStyle

The last thing you hear? Your comrades running away.


RexyWestminster

Your mother-land denying you even existed


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The last thing to go through that dudes mind was the barrel of that tank turret!


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~~Heart~~ neck-breaking stuff.


Izmetg68

UWR Team Turret smackdown wrap ill start 1st verse, then you add. Try for a 3 minute rap on this wrap :) Boom...watch it go up...wait what....that turret gonna drop... Bam....watch it go down...that turret looking round... Smack...watch it flap...poor Yuri doesnt have a chance. Whack...what was that....that Turret ...Yuri went Blyat....... Next verse....


Iamthesexiestalive

I predict a lot of FLYS this Ukrainian summer


bobthememequeen

“Catch it Vadim!! It is worth 2 billion rubles!! Davaaaaay!!!”


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Well! Looks like we have a new candidate for the next Melbourne Metro Trains ‘Dumb Ways To Die’ character!!! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumb_Ways_to_Die


Puzzleheaded_Age4413

Safe to say he now suffers from turret syndrom YEAAAAAAAAH!!


Eraldorh

Seems like he was riding on the tank or was standing in the turret hatch when it got it and the turret blew off throwing him out and the turret landing on top. What a way to go. Highly unlikely that he was nearby and had the turret land on him.


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I want to believe.


chiphappened

Hey Vlad, look up!


GinjaNinja-NZ

Hello, we're dude perfect, and welcome to turret trick shots!


Illustrious-Fault224

Is this the Ukrainian version of the Wizard of Oz, the Suka of Rus?


blarryg

The phrase that "after death the flesh will take wing into the heavens" is fulfilled by the fly.


Known_Prompt4603

Bad way to go, hoping it was a quick one. Cannot imagine me in pain with head trauma still alive.


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Whoever destroyed that tank, must have unlocked a hidden achievement


peekedtoosoon

Turret tossing is a Ukrainian national pastime. Bet they had a 'Barrel' of laughs with this one.


Gizmooo111

That's was 10/10 landing


Ivanoff91

Imagine your ass killed by falling tank turret and then roasted by some ukrainian troops taking a video for YouTube.


AbbreviationsOdd1895

I guess he was so drunk he forgot to duck…🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️ Slava Ukraina


Lewt007

My ball!


AbbreviationsOdd1895

😂😂😂


Opposite-Ad6449

Whole new meaning to the expression "It's not the bullet that gets you, it's the fall". RIP son of God.


ViewAdditional7400

I wonder if he was alive up until the time the turret broke his neck? Would have been a hell of a ride on that thing tossing through the air. Love to see the live footage.


IdontOpenEnvelopes

https://i.imgur.com/4P4nSIH.jpg


numberchef

Drop the mic - if the mic was, you know, a turret.


newtrom

Top kek🤣


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Kernel32Sanders

Life comes at ya fast.


RexyWestminster

Tank turrets even faster Like 9.8 m^2 fast


Hungry-Lion1575

So much death


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Shamanixxx

Double Down!


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Genralcody1

Colat


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martyproton123

Did you see the flies around that shit?


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That situation will stink in the summer heat. You can see swarms of flies etc.


Easy_One5111

Putin told him to catch it, they running low on spareparts and he tried.


ajr1775

given the number of turrets that are blown from Russian tanks this was bound to happen at least once.............probability


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StressedPizzaEater

Catch!


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who knew flying huge pieces of steel would eventually lead to a death


Neverlost99

Good


DJPlatapuss

Getting tanked on the job


BliksemseBende

Unfortunate for the orc to be at exactly THAT spot and how fortunate for the flies


gallade_samurai

Boris needed some extra firepower, so we gave him a T-72 turret and it was too much for him


Johan-Blankerook

Thats a trickshot worthy of a medal!


kaospls

2nd place „Kill of the year“ straight after ukrainian granny killing a russian drone with a pan outside her kitchen window.


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Russian soldier: "Where'd that turret go?"


GoatRich8875

That kill cam would of been insane


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Routine-Arm-8803

Black video. Fu*CK Reddit video player.


Hightop5

u/savevideo


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MrMcFlameYeeter

Roast RuZki! Looks like shit, and if you dare try to eat the rancid undercooked gobbleturd of whatever that is, you might get a small stomach ache!


SlowVibeActual

Is that what it feels like to chew 5 gum?


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