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\- Long story short, here is a tank turret, under it lies a dude - it looks like he was pinned down.
\- You know what is the question: for what fuck's sake he came here - to die with that dumb death? What do you think about it?
\- There is the TV show "A million ways to die", something like that. This is a million and one.
\- Moron, blyat.
\- Why are you coming here, morons? I want home! Back the fuck off from us, blyat!
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>It really does seem egregious that the Russian military just leaves their dead in such an undignified manner. Says a lot frankly.
To be fair, it was probably filed in the "too hard" basket.
Soldier 1: I just dropped a grenade in a Russian turret.
Soldier 2: I just dropped a turret on a Russian.
Soldier 3: This is a messed up trick shot competition guys, but I kinda like it. Kobe!
*blows up ammo depot with HIMARS*
He's doubled up under the barrel, it's quite conceivable he did in fact survive initially, I mean like for sure it was most likely insta death but there are scenarios where death was a lot slower, some real gory close up photos might shed more light!
UWR Team Turret smackdown wrap ill start 1st verse, then you add. Try for a 3 minute rap on this wrap :)
Boom...watch it go up...wait what....that turret gonna drop...
Bam....watch it go down...that turret looking round...
Smack...watch it flap...poor Yuri doesnt have a chance.
Whack...what was that....that Turret ...Yuri went Blyat.......
Next verse....
Well! Looks like we have a new candidate for the next Melbourne Metro Trains ‘Dumb Ways To Die’ character!!!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumb_Ways_to_Die
Seems like he was riding on the tank or was standing in the turret hatch when it got it and the turret blew off throwing him out and the turret landing on top. What a way to go.
Highly unlikely that he was nearby and had the turret land on him.
I wonder if he was alive up until the time the turret broke his neck? Would have been a hell of a ride on that thing tossing through the air. Love to see the live footage.
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Translation: \- Long story short, here is a tank turret, under it lies a dude - it looks like he was pinned down. \- You know what is the question: for what fuck's sake he came here - to die with that dumb death? What do you think about it? \- There is the TV show "A million ways to die", something like that. This is a million and one. \- Moron, blyat. \- Why are you coming here, morons? I want home! Back the fuck off from us, blyat!
a million and one haha love the humor sucks to be that guy though
the flies & maggots have to eat too
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He died of turrets syndrome.
Fuck me. That was a good laugh. Thanks
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That's impressive shooting, tank, crew, +1. I give that turret toss a 9.8!
Russians will still take credit for that kill.
Toss a tank turret to your ivan.
That’s my epic tale, A champion prevailed Defeated the villain, Now pour him some ale!
Oh open fields of plenty
Was that the wicked witch of the east?
Lord of the Flies
Lmao, piggy caught the stone *tank*
Well, they normally are attracted to shit.
Did he made an attempt to catch it?
With his neck
It really does seem egregious that the Russian military just leaves their dead in such an undignified manner. Says a lot frankly.
>It really does seem egregious that the Russian military just leaves their dead in such an undignified manner. Says a lot frankly. To be fair, it was probably filed in the "too hard" basket.
Jesus. This is probably the most unlucky thing that could happen to someone
Soldier 1: I just dropped a grenade in a Russian turret. Soldier 2: I just dropped a turret on a Russian. Soldier 3: This is a messed up trick shot competition guys, but I kinda like it. Kobe! *blows up ammo depot with HIMARS*
Holy fuck thats unlucky. Imagine having to wait for your death under that thing...
Being hit with (18.000 kilo x free fall speed) might have shortened the timeline down to insta death.
I’m pretty sure you die instantly when a turret, that weighs multiple tons, drops on you
He's doubled up under the barrel, it's quite conceivable he did in fact survive initially, I mean like for sure it was most likely insta death but there are scenarios where death was a lot slower, some real gory close up photos might shed more light!
True, but it's never 100%. There's a chance you get paralyzed and have to rot there.
The last thing you hear? Your comrades running away.
Your mother-land denying you even existed
The last thing to go through that dudes mind was the barrel of that tank turret!
~~Heart~~ neck-breaking stuff.
UWR Team Turret smackdown wrap ill start 1st verse, then you add. Try for a 3 minute rap on this wrap :) Boom...watch it go up...wait what....that turret gonna drop... Bam....watch it go down...that turret looking round... Smack...watch it flap...poor Yuri doesnt have a chance. Whack...what was that....that Turret ...Yuri went Blyat....... Next verse....
I predict a lot of FLYS this Ukrainian summer
“Catch it Vadim!! It is worth 2 billion rubles!! Davaaaaay!!!”
Well! Looks like we have a new candidate for the next Melbourne Metro Trains ‘Dumb Ways To Die’ character!!! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumb_Ways_to_Die
Safe to say he now suffers from turret syndrom YEAAAAAAAAH!!
Seems like he was riding on the tank or was standing in the turret hatch when it got it and the turret blew off throwing him out and the turret landing on top. What a way to go. Highly unlikely that he was nearby and had the turret land on him.
I want to believe.
Hey Vlad, look up!
Hello, we're dude perfect, and welcome to turret trick shots!
Is this the Ukrainian version of the Wizard of Oz, the Suka of Rus?
The phrase that "after death the flesh will take wing into the heavens" is fulfilled by the fly.
Bad way to go, hoping it was a quick one. Cannot imagine me in pain with head trauma still alive.
Whoever destroyed that tank, must have unlocked a hidden achievement
Turret tossing is a Ukrainian national pastime. Bet they had a 'Barrel' of laughs with this one.
That's was 10/10 landing
Imagine your ass killed by falling tank turret and then roasted by some ukrainian troops taking a video for YouTube.
I guess he was so drunk he forgot to duck…🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️ Slava Ukraina
My ball!
😂😂😂
Whole new meaning to the expression "It's not the bullet that gets you, it's the fall". RIP son of God.
I wonder if he was alive up until the time the turret broke his neck? Would have been a hell of a ride on that thing tossing through the air. Love to see the live footage.
https://i.imgur.com/4P4nSIH.jpg
Drop the mic - if the mic was, you know, a turret.
Top kek🤣
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Life comes at ya fast.
Tank turrets even faster Like 9.8 m^2 fast
So much death
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Double Down!
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Colat
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Did you see the flies around that shit?
That situation will stink in the summer heat. You can see swarms of flies etc.
Putin told him to catch it, they running low on spareparts and he tried.
given the number of turrets that are blown from Russian tanks this was bound to happen at least once.............probability
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Catch!
who knew flying huge pieces of steel would eventually lead to a death
Good
Getting tanked on the job
Unfortunate for the orc to be at exactly THAT spot and how fortunate for the flies
Boris needed some extra firepower, so we gave him a T-72 turret and it was too much for him
Thats a trickshot worthy of a medal!
2nd place „Kill of the year“ straight after ukrainian granny killing a russian drone with a pan outside her kitchen window.
Russian soldier: "Where'd that turret go?"
That kill cam would of been insane
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Black video. Fu*CK Reddit video player.
u/savevideo
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Roast RuZki! Looks like shit, and if you dare try to eat the rancid undercooked gobbleturd of whatever that is, you might get a small stomach ache!
Is that what it feels like to chew 5 gum?
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