Well I saw something about blood being the power source because of its metaphorical life giving power, so I assume blood from anyone, even yourself, will suffice. (I've never played ultrakill)
In the terminal entry if the gutterman says that the coffin on the back actually contains a person who is put on "minimal life support" as stated in the entry so that their bodies keep producing blood.
Blood fueled machines are also the inspirations if the mannequins in layer 7.
Also I think it would be really funny if the gutterman would just die on its own if it was alive for like 10 minutes.
Not true tho cuz its only usefull if its fresh so bleeding out wouldnt work plus the human body makes fresh blood so it technically can give immortality
And depends on the injury, for example if you get a scratch it probably won't heal because the blood has been exposed to air and is not fresh anymore. I think the only wounds that would be healed would be the deeper wounds like internal bleedings and ruptured organs because the blood hasn't been exposed yet.
I dunno man, I don't think a knife does as much damage as a sci fi electric gun that fires metal so fast it turns heads into chunky salsa or an arm that hits so hard it causes mechanically augmented souls of the damned to explode on contact.
You can parry V2’s revolver shots even if they’re counted as projectiles in game. You just can’t punch your own hit scan weapons or rail canons from sentries.
But what if the catch is that you *have* to parry it perfectly irl or suffer real-world damage? Timing parries is already hard enough in the game itself, imagine doing it with your own fists.
Let's see…
Infinite slide - That's gonna hurt
Heal from blood - Assuming you can heal any wound using ANY blood, this would be extremely strong. This means you are nearly immortal, able to recover from any injuries and any diseases
Freezeframe - You can literally fly… Except this wouldn't work as well in real life for many reasons, I guess you can have a rocket launcher but… Why?
Whiplash - You can grab objects from afar or pull yourself to bigger objects… And probably give yourself whiplash injuries, as the name implies. It can still be used to pull some objects but it'll probably damage it a lot in the process so
Parry - You can blow most kinds of harmful objects away, but is there that much use to this in real life? Plus, bullets in real life aren't as slow as in ultrakill
Walk on walls/ceilings - This one is pretty good. Probably won't be TOO useful in day-to-day applications but there are ways to make use of it
Mindflayer GF - Yes
Perfect accuracy - Perhaps the best one in this list, and doesn't need much of an explanation.
Yes!!! This was my pick too! Another advantage of perfect parry is how it heals you so say you’ve got a stuffy nose, pick a fight with someone or have your homie swing on you, perfect parry it, and your nose is cleared! Also I guess that means you can heal more major injuries with perfect parry too
Infinite slide doesn't hurt V1 no matter what surface they slide on. Given V1 can punch pure energy and take no damage from it, I assume they have some kind of energy shielding.
It would also explain why their stamina doesn't recharge: the energy for invulnerable dashing is being diverted to eliminating the friction between V1 and the floor.
Perfect just means the execution is perfect, it says nothing about the aim. Like if bullets are coming to you from behind and you parry, it won't work as you are not facing them. It's kinda like every parry is frame perfect but parrying won't do anything if you don't aim right. That's where Always Accurate comes in.
i think it's more like "someone throws a rock at me and if i parry it, it will hit the person that thrown a rock at me, instead of going in the other direction
I think that‘s just a lack of imagination on v1‘s part
All kidding aside, maybe it just doesn’t want to waste fuel when it‘s surrounded by so many more fresh sources
Walk on walls and ceilings is easily the best allround choice here. Nothing will ever stop you going anywhere again, except things that attack you.
Perfect parry and invulnerable dash require great timing, but theyre both great choices. I personally think invulnerable dash is better because of the mobility it grants you, especially if it also comes with the anti-gravity kinda thing that it has ingame.
If all of these function exactly like in the game, just adjusted to your physical limitations, then id pick walls and ceiling climbing and dashes.
this is literally the combo, I'd just run into incoming traffic and try to parry the car. if I succeed then it'll be funny as, and if I don't I'll just like get a blood donor or smth
If I bleed and I heal from blood then… I’m fucking invincible!
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Whiplash and Mindflayer GF. The former to get places and pick up objects in the distance, and the latter not just because she’s hot but also assuming her teleport range is effectively irrelevant I could skip my work commute entirely
walk on walls/ceilings + always accurate. i was thinking of choosing freezeframe rocket but i'd probably accidentally fly myself into the ground and explode my body tbh
does the perfect parry mean i could parry like, *any* projectile without harm? If i try to parry a missile will my hand get torn off or will it actually redirect? If so, then imagine all the stupid shit you could survive if you could simply parry
Man nothing can go wrong with healing from blood HIV: https://i.redd.it/seyxwcqtud1d1.gif
Just get more blood and cure your HIV duh...
But you’ll maybe get HIV ²
JUST👏GET👏MORE👏BLOOD👏
HIV³
*deep breath* #JUST. GET. MORE. BLOOD.
Nuh uh, we contracting all the STDs with this one. 😭
I say nuh uh to your nuh uh
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MAN OF CULTURE I SEE https://preview.redd.it/yv9hhur95l1d1.jpeg?width=821&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3de7e89753375fd5d9e2f0898c728df16c7beda
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you FUCKED it up
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"if V1 had sex with a girl on her period would he gain HP?'' -being
Aren't you the guy that draws deepwoken women?
No I draw gay furry femboy porn
Your bio says otherwise
Don't lie to us you don't draw porn
My bad bro
You just need to uses parrot blood But you'll get PIV
Guys whats HIV
THE FUCKING REPLIES. I CANT. HOLY FUCK.
who said blood infusions?
Queue the plot of Bloodborne
If I heal from blood and my body naturally generates blood does that mean Immortality?
Since V1 heals from contact with blood, does that mean that whenever you bleed, it automatically heals?
Wouldn’t it have to be something else’s blood?
Well I saw something about blood being the power source because of its metaphorical life giving power, so I assume blood from anyone, even yourself, will suffice. (I've never played ultrakill)
but V1 bleeds when taking damage and in that moment doesn't get healed
i think he bleeds necause he has others blood
It needs to be fresh blood. (Source: I pulled it from my ass but makes sense enough for me to believe it)
The game does say "douse yourself in FRESH blood to heal" So I'm assuming it needs to be fresh
You're right man that's why V1 can't heal from dead bodies
But the game states it on gutterman description I think
In the terminal entry if the gutterman says that the coffin on the back actually contains a person who is put on "minimal life support" as stated in the entry so that their bodies keep producing blood. Blood fueled machines are also the inspirations if the mannequins in layer 7. Also I think it would be really funny if the gutterman would just die on its own if it was alive for like 10 minutes.
Nope, it's just that v1 is a machine and he doesn't generate blood nor stores it,
Not true tho cuz its only usefull if its fresh so bleeding out wouldnt work plus the human body makes fresh blood so it technically can give immortality
But it doesn't give immortality, it only heals and very minimally since you said only fresh blood heals.
That makes sense so i guess it would just be a quick heal whenever your getting injured instead of immortality
And depends on the injury, for example if you get a scratch it probably won't heal because the blood has been exposed to air and is not fresh anymore. I think the only wounds that would be healed would be the deeper wounds like internal bleedings and ruptured organs because the blood hasn't been exposed yet.
you heal by blood in ultrakill after the touches the air anyways, i dont think that part matters.
Yeah so basically you fine as long as you dont get crushed under water pressure instantly like a certain submarine
*Dualshock controller disconnected*
Domain expansion: endless blue
All blood in your body is fresh blood though. So you would constantly be healing.
boy, i have some news about the human body youre gonna love
hard damage:
Nah I'd win
v1 also has blood
I could think of so much utility for the whiplash, suddenly no shelf is too high. Infinite slides would be fun too.
You miss the item on the shelf with the whiplash and you slam into the wall
Get good
It’d just bounce off and come back to your hand
always accurate
yeah but it grapples onto items by sticking a knife-type thing in them. if you grapple something, it’ll either break or not be grappled
Ok so portable knife with extended reach, as if I'll pass on that!
portable knife that isnt useful for knifing and does no damage
It does a **tiny** amount of damage. Search "Sisyphus prime whiplash only"
0.2 damage, conpared to the knuckleblaster thats 12.5 times less damage
And yet, it's enough damage for a maniac to have beaten sisyphus prime with it
I dunno man, I don't think a knife does as much damage as a sci fi electric gun that fires metal so fast it turns heads into chunky salsa or an arm that hits so hard it causes mechanically augmented souls of the damned to explode on contact.
But it can grapple onto books just fine?
I mean if you stab a book you can pick it up with a knife
ultrakill dash and parry is kind of powerful in real life, because i-frames and considering V1 parries the corpse of king minos
I personally don't see the value in a parry because how often do you get into fights💀(might be useful for sports though)
yeah good point, but you can punch a car approaching you at high speeds and give a massive dent on the hood and come out completely unscaved😁
Car launches backwards from a punch hitting 3 other cars and exploding
+ MULTIKILL x4 + EXPLODED + TRIPLE KILL + EXPLODED + DOUBLE KILL + EXPLODED + KILL + PARRY
"Your honor, in my defense i was protecting myself" "You killed four people"
Yea and
Just parry the sentence lmao
+ACQUITTED
# +SENTENCED
+PLEA BARGAIN
-TROLLED +NOT GONNA SUGARCOAT IT
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Oh wait, is it from solo levelling?
Who is that? Why are they getting punched?
your honor, shut the fuck up you wasnt even there
Truly the ULTRAKILL experience
the cops come and they start shooting and you punch the bullets the millitary gets called and you punch the tank shells like no one can hurt you
Nukes sent you punch the nukes
it's all fun and games until they get a hitscan bullet
Mfw coi-
+FISTFULL OF DOLLAR
I don't think they have portable railguns yet, so he's safe
You can parry V2’s revolver shots even if they’re counted as projectiles in game. You just can’t punch your own hit scan weapons or rail canons from sentries.
How else am I supposed to quickly rack up style points IRL?
+PARRY +EXPLODED
Plus it instantly heals you to full hp
It's also an instant full heal and stamina regen, so whenever you're sick or tired just parry someone's punch and you'll be good as new.
parrying someones punch would probably break their arm so i'd just tell someone to throw a rock at me and then i could parry it away from them.
What if you throw a rock in the air and parry it when it comes down
+FISTFUL OF GRAVEL
Bro you cant just parry a nuke.
[think again ](https://youtu.be/OoVV1WThyZ8)
I need this. Is the game out yet?
There's a demo but not fully out yet
Not if you’re fast enough
I do get often. And I'm often getting fucked up
Parying fully heals you so you can just tell somebody to throw something a you and you can get away with pretty much any injury
But what if the catch is that you *have* to parry it perfectly irl or suffer real-world damage? Timing parries is already hard enough in the game itself, imagine doing it with your own fists.
go big or go home (destroy your entire arm) 😎
Let's see… Infinite slide - That's gonna hurt Heal from blood - Assuming you can heal any wound using ANY blood, this would be extremely strong. This means you are nearly immortal, able to recover from any injuries and any diseases Freezeframe - You can literally fly… Except this wouldn't work as well in real life for many reasons, I guess you can have a rocket launcher but… Why? Whiplash - You can grab objects from afar or pull yourself to bigger objects… And probably give yourself whiplash injuries, as the name implies. It can still be used to pull some objects but it'll probably damage it a lot in the process so Parry - You can blow most kinds of harmful objects away, but is there that much use to this in real life? Plus, bullets in real life aren't as slow as in ultrakill Walk on walls/ceilings - This one is pretty good. Probably won't be TOO useful in day-to-day applications but there are ways to make use of it Mindflayer GF - Yes Perfect accuracy - Perhaps the best one in this list, and doesn't need much of an explanation.
I mean, for slide, you could always use something like a shoulderpad to protect your bum
Besides the slide should only hurt when, say, in concrete, but in more smooth surfaces it's very good, I also assume you can BHop
it says perfect parry so I'd assume it has 100% success rate no matter the projectile.
Good luck trying to get the parry timing of a real bullet lol
pick parry and always accurate together
Volatile ultra instinct
Yes!!! This was my pick too! Another advantage of perfect parry is how it heals you so say you’ve got a stuffy nose, pick a fight with someone or have your homie swing on you, perfect parry it, and your nose is cleared! Also I guess that means you can heal more major injuries with perfect parry too
Yeah but since parries make the projectile explode, you’ve just destroyed your house
holy shit thats genius
So you can accurately hit it but you still need the timing
You can use freezeframe rocket launcher to easily cross bodies of water.
However, assuming real world physics apply, you can not keep your balance on a rocket
bear hug it
Then you realize why it's a "Rocket" Propelled Grenade Ya getting roasted, literally
Infinite slide doesn't hurt V1 no matter what surface they slide on. Given V1 can punch pure energy and take no damage from it, I assume they have some kind of energy shielding. It would also explain why their stamina doesn't recharge: the energy for invulnerable dashing is being diverted to eliminating the friction between V1 and the floor.
However, we are not V1 with a body made of steel, but humans that can experience severe friction burns
Steel can still be damaged if you run it over concrete.
Idk man, V1 is built different
Mindflayer gf 😩
Perfect parry so I could parry all of my drunk dad attacks😎
What if they flash blue
Erm I didn't think this trough My end is now
Hey don’t give up yet! The Leviathan flashes blue but is able to be parried.
I don't think their dad is a Leviathan tho
Parry his balls. https://preview.redd.it/gtim10t57f1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2762e1a15703ba4136e59f73e6bfa753789da7d9
I can do it already
minos and sisyphus' attacks can be parried and i highly doubt any normal human can even barely compare to those, blindgobble will be fine
The blue is for the mental damage
Whiplash + walking on walls and ceilings = spider-man
Perfect parry + always accurate = always hit my parries no matter the skill issue ?
I assume *perfect* means your parry will always succeed regardless of your skill. ...which would make Always Accurate redundant.
Perfect just means the execution is perfect, it says nothing about the aim. Like if bullets are coming to you from behind and you parry, it won't work as you are not facing them. It's kinda like every parry is frame perfect but parrying won't do anything if you don't aim right. That's where Always Accurate comes in.
i think it's more like "someone throws a rock at me and if i parry it, it will hit the person that thrown a rock at me, instead of going in the other direction
Always accurate redundant mfers when i throw a rock:
But what about things that are faster than any human reaction time, like BULLETS? Always accurate would allow you to parry them
infinite slide for bhopping and parry
Walking on walls/ceiling and mindflayer GF would be fun.
Getting freaky
Whiplash and parry, cuz I don’t find myself in contact with copious amounts of blood very often.
There‘s always blood under your skin
V1 has blood running throughout its systems most likely, yet that doesn't heal it.
I think that‘s just a lack of imagination on v1‘s part All kidding aside, maybe it just doesn’t want to waste fuel when it‘s surrounded by so many more fresh sources
V1 has OTHERS blood though, and it has to be fresh blood. The human body constantly creates fresh blood
having a gf is an ability few have mastered
very few have a gf but even fewer have a gf that can teleport
Walk on walls and ceilings is easily the best allround choice here. Nothing will ever stop you going anywhere again, except things that attack you. Perfect parry and invulnerable dash require great timing, but theyre both great choices. I personally think invulnerable dash is better because of the mobility it grants you, especially if it also comes with the anti-gravity kinda thing that it has ingame. If all of these function exactly like in the game, just adjusted to your physical limitations, then id pick walls and ceiling climbing and dashes.
Mindflayer gf (obviously) and mannequin manouver (for way cooler ways of getting around)
Perfect parry + heal from blood and become a boxer Who cares that your technique is trash when nobody can hit you?
this is literally the combo, I'd just run into incoming traffic and try to parry the car. if I succeed then it'll be funny as, and if I don't I'll just like get a blood donor or smth
Walk on walls/ceilings and accuracy. Step 1. Join the army. Step 2. Get deployed to the sandbox. Step 3. Win.
either 3 and 5 or 4 and 9
Walk on walls and ceiling is a no brainer, the amount of those in the world is crazy, and always accurate would be funny
What do you do if someone made a building made entirely out of doors
door is wall that move
I am walking in walls and getting perfect aim. Oh wait... i have never played ultrakill... wtf am I doing here???
Descending into the ultrakill rabbit hole
Oh, ok!
School PE will go hard with the perfect parry💀
whiplash and infinite slides
walk on walls and whiplaaaaaaaaaaand i've made spiderman... god dammit
Honestly Whiplash and Dash Whiplash dash cancel all the way to my destination
Healing with blood could be so useful if used correctly, anyways I am taking the mindlayer gf twice
Does infinite slide give me imunity to scraping against the ground or will I just arrive as a body skeleton?
I think its with the human limitations, so I think that inf slide is the worst of the bunch.
Mindflayer gf and heal from blood
Can I get 2 mindflayer gfs
Invulnerable dash and the whiplash would be insanely useful in real life
havent played this game (yet) but i believe in your beliefs. mindflayer gf and perfect parry
whiplash and always accurate, but if it can breaking items, then perfect parry and always accurate
Parry is the most obvious answer BC I parry brings you back to full hp. The other one would either be dash, slide or mindflayer gf
wait, do I get mindflayer gf or do I become mindflayer gf?
Win win
whiplash and mind flayer gf
If I bleed and I heal from blood then… I’m fucking invincible! https://preview.redd.it/a3vbcnxt8e1d1.jpeg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09a1dd092da596c72a824abe10c74f592b37d15b
Mindflayer GF, don't need a second ability
Can I have a Minos husband please?🥺
Perfect parry and whiplash. Any day.
Whiplash and Mindflayer GF. The former to get places and pick up objects in the distance, and the latter not just because she’s hot but also assuming her teleport range is effectively irrelevant I could skip my work commute entirely
walk on walls/ceilings + always accurate. i was thinking of choosing freezeframe rocket but i'd probably accidentally fly myself into the ground and explode my body tbh
Slide and walls so I can play Titanfall irl.
Whiplash and walk on walls and ceiling # IM BECOMING SPIDERMAN MOTHERFUCKER
does the perfect parry mean i could parry like, *any* projectile without harm? If i try to parry a missile will my hand get torn off or will it actually redirect? If so, then imagine all the stupid shit you could survive if you could simply parry
Infinite sliding and walking on walls so I can slide my way up buildings
Parry and dash. I’m boutta be the best WWE fighter