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TurtleyTea

he can't go to hell, he's all out of vacation days


CoolSpookyScelten96

I was got say same thing Edit: how the hell i am get upvotes


Biggishbread

Try r/beatmetoit next time


Chaossearcher

what about r/beatmesensless? Edit: Wait a minute. You mean to tell me there is an actual r/beatmesensless?


Difficult_Plastic992

What happened to r/beatmymeat


GEN_SkeleSkin

You mean r/beatmeattoit


yub_the_wub_2553

r/beatourmeattoit


itsa_zae

or maybe they meant r/beatmywifetoit


Happy_Doughnut3502

Or maybe r/idontcare


MrBones907

Or maybe r/shutup


beeg-boy

r/subredditchain How did I link a subreddit I didn't know existed??


RealInfinityKid2048

r/beatmetoitinacomment


brushfireguy

maybe r/beatourmeat


Ryancatgames

r/allbubbleblowingbabieswillbebeatensenslessbyeveryablebodypersoninthebar


TheBestEruptorEver

r/twentycharacterlimit


Ryancatgames

r/dammit Edit: dafuq??? How is this a one?


loading_2702

r/beatthedoorin


Ryancatgames

r/nothatwasmyfavoritedoor


RealInfinityKid2048

r/redditinanutshell


Frosted-Vessel

r/osmanthuswinetastesthesameasiremember


enneh_07

r/subsifellfor


entertainingyolo

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


QuartzOverlord

R/subsifellfor


CoolSpookyScelten96

No i did befor and i stop


Lobsss

Good job


CoolSpookyScelten96

šŸ‘


Meenex

Try r/beatmeshutthefuckup next time


44nifty

Try r/beatMeatToIt next time


Ko5moFreak

Try r/beatmywifetoit next time


Low_Dream_1481

Try r/beatyouthefuckup


getoutofmyhouse-

Try r/beatmeattoit


Dunge0nexpl0rer

Try r/beatmeattodeath next time


KingKooooZ

r/thirdsub


MrFinland707

r/fourthsub


Jurassicdungeons

r/stopwiththesubs


Darkmega5

r/no


Low_Dream_1481

r/beatmeattoit


Official-Geek_Dragam

r/beatmetothebeatmetoit


Dunge0nexpl0rer

r/beatmeattoit


MrBones907

Y e s


Similar-Train9887

Thats what im sayin


Max_rukoblud

he is already in hell


Soft_BoiledEgg

Heā€™s already dead inside so you donā€™t need to do anything


peekapton2540

Wake me up ! Wake me up inside ~


pianoboimusic

Wake me up inside! Call my name and save me from the darkkk


tovarischkrasnyjeshi

before you go go


dsninja-productions

When September ends


Sure-Ad1069

just like me


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Hazethereddit

I have dead people inside me.


Gregrathalos60alt

My uncle has dead Children inside him


Admirablelittlebitch

My uncle is inside dead children


142737

Hol up


G0ld3n_Funk

Fnaf be like


SeamAnne

ok Tord


Gregrathalos60alt

HOW DID YOU CALL ME?


SeamAnne

yes.


Gregrathalos60alt

You don't call me Tord, i'm not the Choosen


th3h4ck3r1s0n

The guy already hit the rock bottom, why you want to kill him?


Lom1111234

Put him out of his misery


helpmeiamdepresso

Sans avatar?


RandomJellyfish134

don't forget replacing certain letters with numbers along with hacker being in the name!


dishonoredfan69420

why isn't it possible it's just not


EcstaticBagel

Why not, you stupid burgerpants?


megamanenm

Least bloodthirsty genocide player


YeunaLee

baby's first murderhobo spree


UnknownMyoux

Pacifist until they encounted some dude that works at a fastfood-restaurant


Tofu_redd

"That's the neat part, you don't."


[deleted]

r/beatmetoit


Tofu_redd

r/beatmeattoit


Jo__Taku

r/beatmeattodeath


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

r/no


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Sure-Ad1069

r/sussyamongushentai


[deleted]

r/WTF


JohelPA

r/sus


Sammy_27112007

r/thankgoditisntathing


Appropriate-Sock6337

My impulses took over and I made it


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Sammy_27112007

r/nevermindfuckgod


Dimensianox

r/familyguyfunnymomentstrynottolaugh


Jolly-Secret-475

r/L


RalseiTheGoat8

Easy! You \[roblx oof sound your in-game character\], you go to hell, you wait for his vacation days, and you kill him there.


GeostronomyLover101

I know that this comment is a joke but there are some sensitive people out there so uhh try rephrasing it


RalseiTheGoat8

done


noTaeo

Best comment edit doesn't exis...


SeamAnne

You go sayonara, go to ddlc and kill him on his vacation day (he is there to date, good game btw)


RalseiTheGoat8

Did you mean "and make him watch kill la kill"?


[deleted]

Easy! You kill yourself ( in a brutal way ) , you go hell, you wait for his vacation days, and you kill him there.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Ranting_Gamer

My brother in christ, you blatantly copied the person above you's comment 2 hours later


Krisuad2002

You can't kill the shop keepers


UnknownMyoux

False, I did it plenty of times,that is also why I have been in jail for the past 7 years...help me /s


d-101

They fixed this in the sequel, chapter 2. Well. With one shopkeeper.


TheLoreTeller

how come you can kill Sans


diamondDNF

Sans isn't a proper *shopkeeper.* The immunity is given by the shop screen (the seemingly first-person, full-color view of the shop itself) - it seems like it's impossible to initiate a fight from these screens, since they're supposed to be "safe zones." Sans sells hot dogs/hot cats in Hotland, but he doesn't get a shop screen, so he doesn't get that "safe zone" that the other shopkeepers get.


eternityghost

you canā€™t, heā€™s all out of vacation days. but seriously you canā€™t, shopkeepers canā€™t be killed, Gerson even says that.


Frozen_Mana

Gerson hard abuses this fact lol


TheLoreTeller

how come you can kill Sans?


eternityghost

well sans isnā€™t a shopkeeper, unless your referring to his job(s). then thatā€™s because he left his post. if you arenā€™t in your post you have the possibility of being killed.


Ill-Individual2105

It's impossible because there is no interface for attacking shopkeepers. Gerson says as much. The Undertale universe literally functions om video game logic after all. So ironically, choosing to stay in the shop was probably the smartest thing Burgerpants could have done in this situation.


Mip67

he has to, he's out of vacation days.


Waste-Mix3645

He probably already wants to kill himself


[deleted]

You don't, you psychopath.


TheChainLink2

Heā€™d probably thank you for it.


bozata5

Leave him alone man, he don't get paid enough for this


Lana1307

He cant die. He is out of vacation days.


[deleted]

why do you want to


GalacticM

can't


Cautious_Buffalo7258

Sadly you can't


Other_Hunt9029

That's the neat part, you can't


Medical-Gift2937

Cough cough. Its you dont cough cough


ihaven0nAmEwastaken

Cough cough the point still gets across cough cough


1p0tatoes

First goal is to survive the shotgun he wonā€™t hesitate to use./j


Blaster_1764

Asking the right questions


MarioIsMagic

Heā€™s just doin his job


Atreigas

He has no life to take.


SeamAnne

He is above you in every way: he transcends this plane of reality. you cant


Papyrus_Semi

He's out of vacation days.


shadowwraith47

He canā€™t go to hell. Heā€™s all out of vacation days


Can_of_Eggs

Donā€™t


PekiGaming_

You can't


anewrefutation

become God


JellyTheSlimeYT

That's the neat part, you don't.


local_pacifist

ā€¢ did you know that genocide is not equal to total destruction of **all** living beings in a nation? there are a couple of monsters you either cannot kill or even donā€™t encounter ever as a fight


[deleted]

[A couple?](https://www.reddit.com/r/CharaOffenseSquad/comments/lvhkhi/is_the_world_at_the_end_of_the_genocide_path/)


SNG64

You can't. He already dead on the inside, meaning he's dead on the outside


[deleted]

You don't. He stays in purgatory.


LBS_Gaming

You canā€™t send them to hell, theyā€™re all out of vacation days!


TheWoggleBoi

You canā€™t. Donā€™t bother people with your stupid questions. Have you heard of Google? Try using it.


ShikkuiMakabe

your mean edit:they called OP dumb and told them to just look up the awnser and to not waste there time with dumb questions


TheWoggleBoi

If youā€™re going to try disprove my point, at least do it with correct grammar.


ShikkuiMakabe

see, I proved my point edit:they made fun of my incorrect spelling


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


RalseiTheGoat8

Monster Kid?


CoolSpookyScelten96

Well undye save him so no


[deleted]

Temmie


-esz_17-

**you can't**


Aliko173

He would be too thankful to you for that, we donā€™t need suck thing in genocide route


YeunaLee

Don't hurt my mans! He's trying his best, okay?


Jolly-Secret-475

POV: Flowey's genocide run


an_anoneemus

Burgerpants is inevitable


Eljamin14

Can't, same goes for Temmie with brand new Temmie Flakes Premium and Gerson, but you can kill Glyde, a secret boss in Undertale located outside the developer room.


imhugury

jesus fuck dont get ahead out of yourself buddy now i havent played geno but im sure he tries evacuating or something


sans565

Cant


CitizenCivilization

Traps


jfb1337

by erasing the world


ADHDB0Y

He does the dirty work himself


casualreddituser052

Only way to do it would be finishing Genocide and ending the universe.


UrAverageIdot

i dont think u can


HiMyNameIsMort

That's the neat part, you can't! Sadly...


[deleted]

Finish the route


[deleted]

no way toby!!1!!!1!


MrSpiffy123

He doesn't care enough to die


SansTheSkeleton3108

Dw about him, he's gonna khs at some point anyway, considering his dialogue


_mustard-

Leave burger pants alone


KingNarwhalTheFirst

He doesnā€™t exist on genocide


mikecom12

No hurting the homie


Ultranger

Just canā€™t


[deleted]

Talk him to death


Full_Cobbler3809

Tell him he is fired and that his house is taken


Shujinco2

Look at him, he's already dead inside.


EstablishmentSea4394

U can't. Thanks for your question, it's 9999 G.


Raging_MonkeyCritic

You canā€™t heā€™s immortal


-BigChungo-

You sick fuck


susstmanfor2022

That's the neet part... Y O U D O N ' T


Call_Me_Mikro_

let him sell his starfites dawgšŸ™„


electricpanda_

say he will never be an actor


Floid__

He's already dead.


Intrepid-Joke-3134

You canā€™t


NikkromiumLikesAnime

i dont think you can kill him lol


echoprime11

How do you kill that which has no life?


Undertale_fan46790

\*That's the neat part, darling! **You don't.**


koofy_

He's more powerful than sans you can't it's impossible


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

That's the neat part, you don't


Electrical_Dangers

You canā€™t


Mean_Brother_6003

STEP 1. You can't


Idkquedire

Man what did he do???


That-koala-

He's already dead mate, on the inside at least


Shino_888

You canā€™t kill him any why you want to anyway dick head


Low_Dream_1481

Thats the neat part, you donā€™t.


gottablastsam

You cant


joyjump_the_third

That is the neat part....


charisma-entertainer

Thatā€™s the best part: you canā€™t


Emerald1115

You can't kill what is already dead. Anything you do to him would be a mercy to his current existence.


Thestartist_bill

that guy's already dead inside


JTYO1087

When I saw the notification for this post I immediately assumed it was about Jerry, and Iā€™m mildly disappointed that it wasnā€™t


Efficient_Mail_4732

Tell him his burgers are terrible. He'll die of embarrassment.


[deleted]

poor dude


Salty-Truck-1633

You can't šŸ’€šŸ’”


Oxiver888

He dosent have enough vacation days to die