I will find you and I will put water in ketchup and not shake it. I will hind all your phone chargers. I make sure all you drinks are flat. But hand warmers in you pillow. and most of all I will take your pc power cord.
dogamy and dogressa aren't related yet are the same species, although one of them remarks that it's normal for dogs to be married to their sister when talking about the amalgamation of their parents, this is a reference to cruel breeding practices in the real world
generally goats are more heterozygous than dogs since dogs are breed for aesthetics in breeds with few individuals with little care for health
also toriel and asgore aren't goats
i mean they are kinda based off goats a bit except they have some other characteristics
someone said they are a parody of how humans see evil in mythology with asgore having a trident, horns and shooting fire
Well that are a special kind of monsters, Boss Monsters... So maybe demons ... Since they all live underground, and Asgore is the ruler... Maybe he's supposed to be Satan
it is implied that gerson is a boss monster too tho, so they can be different from eachother
(gerson is alive in undertalr but not in deltarune, in deltarune he has a son and we know they only age when they have children
That was me, I said that.
You can't look at this fiery dude with a trident and horns who lives underground collecting souls and say that's not a devil reference.
Though I suppose other people have probably said it too.
E X A C T L Y!!
And their eyes are on the front of their face, trait of a lot of more carnivorous animals.
And furbys........................................
Chara is white and Frisk is uhh, whatever Frisk is supposed to be, so there is a difference there, also the fact that Asgore and Toriel look so similar doesn't help at all
I don't think you *could* even know Flowey is their child without. . . Wait. . . Is *Asriel* actually even mentioned in the Genocide Route?
[Or they were just making a joke lol]
i think the only place you technically could know about asriel in genocide route is when you fall to the trash zone, and flowey's last words use asriel speaking sound effect
Monster Kid x Goner Kid
Muffet x Muffet's pet
Heats Flamesman x the skateboarding girl
These ships are the same species, but they're ridiculous for obvious reasons, and it's unreasonable to claim they're related. Same here.
I hate that this works
There's also two more ghosts that are also related to Napstablook
*Although* there's no mention of any of the Royal Guards being related, and they're all dog monsters
There's also *two* fire people in Hotland and no mention of either of them being related to each other *or* Grillby
To be fair I’m pretty sure there were more of the same species of monster that weren’t related to each other before being locked up in the underground. they probably died in war and didn’t make it to the underground which probably hits some monsters hard discovering they are probably the last of their species. But I also like to think that some monster escaped before the underground was locked up and became what we see as urban legends today.
**HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.**
I have a theory that they're fossils of ancient hominids reanimated, although their "species" may or may not include other animal fossils such as the gaster blasters
So if they had skin, they'd be ape-like
Goats are the only thing that can reproduce, so they could’ve come from a much longer line. Sans and Papyrus came from literally no where and ghosts are just… ghosts. They can’t do a whole lot.
#Don’t
What this guy said.
What this dude said.
What this fella said.
what this goober said
What this homie said
What this man said
What this home slice said
What this person said
What this being said
What this mf said
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What this dog said
Homeslice breadslice dog?
What this bread slice said
What this fucker said
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What this buddy chum friend pal amigo said.
What the who said?
What this human said
What this mf said
what this broski said
mey the curse of the third smite thee
What thou hath spoken.
What this rando said!
What this little supercalifragilisticexpialidocious said
Whateth this worm hath said
Whateth this worm hath said-eth
Get off the phone, Rouxls Kaard.
Skeletons can't reproduce, Ghosts can't reproduce, Goats can reproduce
How do you know ghosts don’t have sex parts?
if they did they wouldnt be naked
Pretty sure white sheets is the current ghost fashion
Among the living
Among us
Don’t you fucking dare
Among cus
AMOUNGUSSUSSYIMPOSTORSUSSYBAKKAEMERGENCYMEETINGINEEDMYSCHIZOPHRENIAMEDS
I will find you and I will put water in ketchup and not shake it. I will hind all your phone chargers. I make sure all you drinks are flat. But hand warmers in you pillow. and most of all I will take your pc power cord.
But the skelebros also aren't naked 😏
its a design to make them stand out from other skeletons so you cant get confused
Just let me have my boney boners!
blue glowstick
UwU
UwU
Aren’t they all ways naked
Maybe they have,but i think they can't make umm....baby maker's liquid?
New Undertale Theory, Can Napstablook produce semen?
Semen AU
sponge ai
What would it taste tho... TIME FOR THE TASTE TEST BOIS
would YOU smooch a ghost?
Nah, but I would smooch a redheaded robot lady
That's just a ghost bro
Wrong franchise chief
Alright but uh Who is this red headed robot lady you're talking about just asking
Silver from oneshot
Just searched her up and Dang she kinda ~~hot~~
Hey I would kiss a robot but it would be from deltarune
Usually goats in real life dont wear clothing other than hair or something
They actually can as they use magic to do so and the skeletons will form ecto wombs and other parts
"ecto wombs" in someone's weird gay fanfic they can lmao
Lol it’s the only way skeletons can have children beside breaking a hole in their hand and infusing it with magic or infusing human corpses with magic
Plus it happens in Soriel or Sans x frisk ones as well
okay? that's literally not canon either way even if it's not a gay fanfic
If they can’t reproduce then how were either the skeleton or ghost characters born? Also how come they can feel attraction?
Out of magic, and they grain some physical form by the food they ate
They're not real skeleton and ghost they just look like them
but doesn’t sans introduce himself as ‘sans the skeleton’?
He wasn't someone's skeleton most likely but rather a skeleton monster. So not a 'real skeleton'.
dogamy and dogressa aren't related yet are the same species, although one of them remarks that it's normal for dogs to be married to their sister when talking about the amalgamation of their parents, this is a reference to cruel breeding practices in the real world
Goats are also domesticated animals
generally goats are more heterozygous than dogs since dogs are breed for aesthetics in breeds with few individuals with little care for health also toriel and asgore aren't goats
i mean they are kinda based off goats a bit except they have some other characteristics someone said they are a parody of how humans see evil in mythology with asgore having a trident, horns and shooting fire
So they're devils
Well that are a special kind of monsters, Boss Monsters... So maybe demons ... Since they all live underground, and Asgore is the ruler... Maybe he's supposed to be Satan
And he has a large red trident
Maybe toriel had one too?
it is implied that gerson is a boss monster too tho, so they can be different from eachother (gerson is alive in undertalr but not in deltarune, in deltarune he has a son and we know they only age when they have children
Except that Gerson is physically old (unlike Toriel and Asgore).
Probably it's because of when they had the son?
Gerson doesn't have a son in UT. Also, his dialogue when talking about Boss Monsters never mentions him being one himself.
That was me, I said that. You can't look at this fiery dude with a trident and horns who lives underground collecting souls and say that's not a devil reference. Though I suppose other people have probably said it too.
Yeah I know just thought I'd put that out there also AHAHAHA someone who agrees. Welcome to the club B)
i mean they have enlarged canines and paws!
E X A C T L Y!! And their eyes are on the front of their face, trait of a lot of more carnivorous animals. And furbys........................................
So predators
many animals have front facing eyes and aren't predators and vica versa
Also snowdrake's parents are also the same species
What makes them cruel?
inbreeding vastly increases likelihood of recessive genetic disorders
I don't think Toby was going for THAT type of Royalty!
> And the Hapsburgs are marrying into so many royal families they may have to start marrying each other
Bill wurtz enjoyer?
Yup
We could make a religion out of this!
No, don't
Wow! You know history ***AND*** Watch Bill Wurtz?!
SHUT UP *throws a brick*
*parries it back at you* RETURN TO SENDEEEER
*supertaunts* Fuck you
Uno reverse card
*uses Wii remote as tennis racquet*
Is that Wade Barns in your profile?
Yes
*summons ghaster blaster*
Frisk and Chara were both human. See where I’m going with this?
Well they do look incredibly similar. And lived in the same area at that. It's not likely but it's not impossible.
Chara family tree theory is born
Chara is white and Frisk is uhh, whatever Frisk is supposed to be, so there is a difference there, also the fact that Asgore and Toriel look so similar doesn't help at all
Asian? Yellowish skin, tiny eyes
I just didn't want to sound racist
I’m Asian so eh, I’m allowed to say it Also it doesn’t sound racist it’s funny to me
I mean, they are monsters, made of magic. Even if they are related, it shouldn't be so bad for their chi- oh never mind, their child is an ugly flower
clearly you havent seen the full lore havent you?
I don't think you *could* even know Flowey is their child without. . . Wait. . . Is *Asriel* actually even mentioned in the Genocide Route? [Or they were just making a joke lol]
i think the only place you technically could know about asriel in genocide route is when you fall to the trash zone, and flowey's last words use asriel speaking sound effect
How else could I possibly know that he is their child? It was a joke 🗿
Surely you mean that they must have parents/grandparents right ? Right ??????
#SHUT
Monster Kid x Goner Kid Muffet x Muffet's pet Heats Flamesman x the skateboarding girl These ships are the same species, but they're ridiculous for obvious reasons, and it's unreasonable to claim they're related. Same here.
Nope, not at all. Also, we don't see hapstablook in-game so we don't know what they actually looked like.
unrelated at all but how do you write the thing next to your name "Like, OK, I guess."???? i neeed it
Same
I made a reply to zylosophe above!
Oh! You just go to the r/undertale main page and then hit the little button with three dots in the upper right corner, then hit "change user flair".
omg thanksssss
They are monarchy dude, they must keep the blood pure.
#NO
Trust me bud I've had the same thought and I don't like it
"See where I'm going with this?" Yes, I see. You're training for the Logic Leaping World Championship.
I don't like where this is going
I DON'T LIKE THIS THEORY AND I DON'T LIKE SEEING THINGS NOW
Same here. What a terrible day to have eyes!
What a terrible day to be able to read
Your moms a human, your dads human, see where I’m goingl with this?
The Underground was colonised by the Habsburgs
I hate that this works There's also two more ghosts that are also related to Napstablook *Although* there's no mention of any of the Royal Guards being related, and they're all dog monsters There's also *two* fire people in Hotland and no mention of either of them being related to each other *or* Grillby
Incest
If they’re anything like human royalty, they’re probably at least 3rd or 4th cousins if not closer
To be fair I’m pretty sure there were more of the same species of monster that weren’t related to each other before being locked up in the underground. they probably died in war and didn’t make it to the underground which probably hits some monsters hard discovering they are probably the last of their species. But I also like to think that some monster escaped before the underground was locked up and became what we see as urban legends today.
~Sweet home Alabama~
Sweet home hotland
wait no IT'S NOT THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF SYLYBALS- hang on.. Sweeeeeeeet home Toriagor idk come up with something better idc
Sweet Home Good 'Ole Hotland
**I applaud**
Therefore Mt Ebbot is in Alabama
they are royalty of course they are inbred
Historically speaking royal families often did this to keep their power within their family.
no. 😁
WHAT
they need to be the same species of monsters to procreate so...
Yes, but since they are goat based monsters, they should have reproductive organs.
*STOP*
I HOPE YOU BURN IN REALLY HOT FIRE
Bro you and your gf are the same species too
We’re on Reddit!
It's not too late to remove this. There's still time. We can make sure no others learn this cursed knowledge.
By this logic then everyone is related, which means that every relationship is incest
This is such a bizarre take. Do you think this way about same-race couples IRL?
Like, if Sans and Papyrus were from the same species, wouldn’t their parents be from the same species too? This is stupid
The royal inbreeding. Answers why asriel is the way he is
Wait till you find out your mom and dad were both humans 😱😱🤯🤯
**HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.**
Casual incest aside. According to toby, neither of them are interested in it (with any monster)
No.
*oh no*
So all people of a certain race are related?
no i actually don’t
*sigh*
We already deal with enough alabama here don't make it worse
Reason number 5678 why Soriel is better: no incest
Sweet home I'm not finishing it
After some heavy consideration, I've decided...no. Please no 😃
NOO NO THIS IS JUST A SIMPSONS THING NOO
Incest?
I have a theory that they're fossils of ancient hominids reanimated, although their "species" may or may not include other animal fossils such as the gaster blasters So if they had skin, they'd be ape-like
you forgot chara and frisk
To be fair, it happens a lot among royals.
me and your mom are the same species, but we are not related, are we?
[удалено]
Gotta keep the bloodline pure I guess
SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!!!
Well...that theory also applies to real life humans...heh I'll see myself out
🎵sweet home Alabama 🎵
Why
Goats are the only thing that can reproduce, so they could’ve come from a much longer line. Sans and Papyrus came from literally no where and ghosts are just… ghosts. They can’t do a whole lot.
##NO
I would rather you not
Is sans REALLY a skeleton tho?
Well if Asgore and Toriel are actually related...I honestly don't care. Plus I ship Soriel soooo.
out of all monsters, asgore, the king went with his damn family member
WHEN I TELL YOU I STARTED FUCKING PANICKING- OH JEEZZZ😭😭
Sweet old Alabama