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ucantseeme0047

Confused unga bunga


toystory2wasaverage

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look_its_nando

I mean she might be drunk but this guy just learned a valuable lesson about how to (not) communicate to the customers of this joint…


diox8tony

Right...don't add extra words. Clearly say "just tap over this one here"...don't say "and it will knock all these over"........"what? Did you say knock all these over? Ok!"


look_its_nando

*Eye contact, index finger up* ☝🏼 *palm open indicating “wait for it”, keep eye contact* ✋🏼 *keep palm open, with the other hand indicate the top cup and motion towards tipping it* 👉🏼🥃 *confirm understanding, is she starts too early use the “stop” hand to swat hers off* 👍🏼🤔 *she does what you requested but the cups fall all wrong because you stacked them wrong anyway, get fired*


-Necros-

Yeah, rule number one: drunk idiots can't be communicated with


CocktailWiener

![gif](giphy|5t9wJjyHAOxvnxcPNk|downsized)


probono105

probably like a 300 dollar mistake at today's prices


Ape_gone_bananas

I counted 12 glasses on top so 13 on bottom That’s 25 drinks for 10-12$ each, depending on how many glasses broke that’s over $300+ tip


Anacondahor

Random coincidence but I’ve actually been here. It’s an all inclusive hotel in Turkey called aqua fantasy so the actual cost to the customers is a big fat zero. As you can expect the alcohol they serve is not top shelf so doubt this cost them much at all.


ImObviouslyOblivious

But in actual real alcohol cost and not grossly overcharged retail prices, it’s probably a $35 mistake. That’s probably not even two bottles worth of alcohol.


AccidentalGoodLife

You should be a scientist.


dank_meme_enjoyer_69

True, us scientists usually look obviously oblivious when we do things.


ImObviouslyOblivious

I couldn’t agree more


Lionello95

Thats cheap colored alcohol and some lemonade. Not even 10$ of product cost if i as a consumer would buy that. 7$ off brand vodka, 2$ food coloring, 1$ off brand limonade. And thats after taxes. A location in germany can get 1l of vodka for 6,19€ that is in line with german regulations and quality control. Thats far less than a liter in the video.


stanleythemanley420

It isn’t 25 drinks. Lol. It’s 12-13. What she’s supposed to be doing is starting a domino for the drinks to mix.


Lionello95

Thats usually done with shots costing mere cents. Like cheap vodka shots dropped in a fanta. Total cost is probably below 10$ including the glasses and the already priced in labor. They would probably sell the whole thing for maybe 40$ if it isn't allready all inclusive as others concluded.


abcgnk7

Bartender: ![gif](giphy|ebFG4jcnC1Ny8)


-BuckarooBanzai-

Drunken dumbass


No_Suspect_8256

Well…..I guess…..I mean…..she’s not wrong


Variant-Z004

Someone explain ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


4chairz

If she tapped the first glass on the top it would have tipped the others into the glasses below. Think dominos. Not the pizza.


Solo_Hitchhiker

I'll think of the pizza and you can't stop me


4chairz

Your grandma's vagina.


Solo_Hitchhiker

*"I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a river. In real life, she had been a victim of Alzheimer’s disease, and had regressed, before her death, to a semi-conscious state. In the dream, as well, she had lost her capacity for self-control. Her genital region was exposed, dimly; it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair. She was stroking herself, absent-mindedly. She walked over to me, with a handful of pubic hair, compacted into something resembling a large artist’s paint-brush. She pushed this at my face. I raised my arm, several times, to deflect her hand; finally, unwilling to hurt her, or interfere with her any farther, I let her have her way. She stroked my face with the brush, gently, and said, like a child, “isn’t it soft?” I looked at her ruined face and said, “[yes, Grandma, it’s soft.](https://youtu.be/oJfCg-OEvow?si=BMNE0XsMDFCq1k0R)"* - **Jordan B. Peterson, Maps of Meaning: The Architecture of Belief**


4chairz

I want pizza now...


Aser_the_Descender

And I want therapy...


HVACqualung

I want to wash my face


No_Newspaper2213

i want my dog to cut the grass in my garden


Variant-Z004

I want my cat to clean my room


srona22

ok...


MrHanslaX

I hate that i know this. Jordan can be a wierd fella. ![gif](giphy|sG4PBWRjI4GSVCDXEq)


StankilyDankily666

Niiiiice


boogers19

You know what? For that you get this: Blue waffles.


1ofZuulsMinions

I think you mean dominoes (with an E). Domino’s (no E) is a pizza place.


Topsy_Morgenthau

So close!


[deleted]

Drunk or stupid?


irishorion

Likely both


[deleted]

Just how I like em


FleetiePie

I honestly think trolling. Look at the way she side shuffles and full commits to the end. Even funnier if she did it intentionally imo


nutsackGadgets

Fuck around fine out, always let the bartender do it.. if they mess up its on them.


1800-bakes-a-lot

I mean....this is still on them


PurpleTittyKitty

Bwahahaha. Reminds me of something similar that happened at the bar I work at We have a bucket for broken glassware so we can more safely dispose of it compared to having it in a normal nagged trash can The bartender for some reason offered some drunk chick to slam her broken glass into the bucket …… this complete beast picked up the bucket over her head and slammed it to the ground “WOOOOOOO!” It’s amazing she didn’t hurt herself. What makes this story amazing is the next day We noticed nobody had emptied the broken glass bucket, and when we picked it up…. The bottom fell out and all the broken glass spilled all over the floor. That girl had broken the bucket. What a mess


tellmesomeothertime

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ashinastic

Drunk dumb ass is a dangerous combo!


rjr812

Can’t fix stupid


Redclicker

Why. ?


[deleted]

Her fault or his fault? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


immatellyouwhat

He said “just tap” over and over with a tap gesture. And for drinks that you expect to hand out why would you ever think to push them off the bar and keep going? Lol


Unhappy_Flounder7323

Drunkenness fault. Dont ever ask drunk people to follow instructions, no matter how simple.


Miguecraft

Bro, don't ever expect even sober people to follow instructions


probono105

why the fuck would she think the trick is to just yeet them on the floor lol


mbelf

Possibly the person serving alcohol to a drunk person.


KingPotato_

Never mind the events of this video. What the fuck is up with that music? Is it just me or is the tempo/rhythm all over the place?


tired_demonhunter

Old Prsian music


tired_demonhunter

Old Prsian music


Alternative_Art_528

My man never heard music outside western Europe or NA... Nah it's just you. Traditional Persian music has a much richer range of time signatures and rhythmic patterns. They are hardly playing jazz.. if you listen without the shock factor of hearing you're not used to you can clearly make out patterns.


Elefantenjohn

Same woman to complain about mansplaining


urthou

lmao what? how did that random ass statement even pop into your mind?


Elefantenjohn

you know it


urthou

no i don’t


Lionello95

You probably do. It has to do with internet access, loneliness and a lot of sadness.


I_TRS_Gear_I

These people are allowed to walk among us… they allowed to drive on our streets, vote, etc. I simply can’t wrap my head around this kind of stupidity.


Technical_Bed_7462

You should see her drive ...


arkrunningbear85

![gif](giphy|appBLeZFaYITwQLUih|downsized)


Maimran91

![gif](giphy|1Nd6TU9ZqDX6jTee6F|downsized)


MrZaroni

You break it you but it LOL


Aser_the_Descender

Well, someone is having a stroke...


mickfly718

They were only off by one letter…


Free_feelin

I am not drunk, but that's what i thought he meant, too


Miguecraft

Don't know why you are being downvoted, because I'd think the same. People here have seen it or something related to it and think it's so obvious, but where I'm from bartenders very rarely (if ever) attempt tricks. This girl may be a dumbdumb, but I can see how a foreigner that doesn't perfectly understand the language, is drunk, and feels pressure to act quickly (they are even recording her) can make this mistake.


charbeld

u/savevideo


Alex09464367

This was unexpected the first time it was posted


NSCButNotThatNSC

Over react much?


AnonDooDoo

Do you know how long that shit takes to set up?


NSCButNotThatNSC

Yes, that's why I thought the woman over reacted.


TheSupremeAnomaly_

…. Why would this be what they want you to do? Lolol, absolutely zero thought process.


Economy_Difficulty71

“Marissa you fucking idiot!!!”


Guerrillablackdog

Dud nooooooo hahahaha


Smooth-ToothMe

Lol, cheesy persian music in background, wtf. Didn't expect that.


Ragingbonerman69420

It’s ok the beach will fix it


zoot_boy

Wow


rx_100_

skill issue


SXOSXO

As someone who doesn't drink I had to come into the comments to see what the expected task and outcome was supposed to be. This isn't stupid, this is ignorance.


oddmanout

First off, hilarious. Second, how could she possibly think that's what she was supposed to do? I understand being drunk, but surely that's mostly just stupidity.


Yars4n

Is that a persian song?


GroWiza

How can you be that stupid?... I mean I know people do some dumb shit when drunk/not drunk but I mean how would it make any sense to just knock all the drinks off the counter the dumb broad


Onemoretime536

He didn't expect that to happen


stuartykins

Jesus fucking Christ


persianstation

lmao with the persian music


rgwalani98

u/savevideo


zacharyxbinks

What a fucking moron


Open-Adhesiveness535

Just tell the owner to read the sign at the bar “The beach fixes everything”


Meislmalkav

You dense madafaka


Attempt-989

$260 worth of booze wasted.


JoulSauron

4 sambucas!


Ikusabe

A good way to show why drunk people cannot operate a motor vehicle.


Murky_Rip3644

This is what it’s like being a teacher


Ahydron

Measure twice, drink once


dockpeeepeeees

How stupid can one person be.. 'Oh wait.


Substantial_Show_308

Bartender: "How can she swipe?"😭


Zayentoh

:'D