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Your post is a repost


jimjoejonjack

Welp that’s it, no more crack for me


fgmtats

Flushing mine right now.


mango_coke

It doesn’t count if the cops are rating your house


mandogvan

⭐️ ⭐️  2 stars. Clean your shit, cracky 


mango_coke

I was so confused until I read what I wrote


mandogvan

Aw man you should a kept it “rating”. lol. 


mango_coke

I changed it back


TheBlissFox

Honestly, if I were high on crack and I saw this; I would assume I had lost touch with reality and probably never do crack again.


mandogvan

Honestly, if I was my kid self and saw this, I would think crack is probably cool of these lame kids are talking down to me like a Sunday school kid caught me listening to gangsta rap and was disappointed.  They do not convey the horrible nightmare reality that crack actually is. I could see why DARE failed. 


Fast_Garlic_5639

DARE is responsible for thousands of deaths. Several graduates from my class alone. People, don’t tell your kids that Marijuana and Heroin are the same thing. Because once they realize marijuana is safe, the ~~heroin~~ fentanyl kills them due to a false sense of safety


TheSpaceGinger

I swapped to quack.


RockstarAgent

Ducked out in time


Rookwood-1

![gif](giphy|Y6yRfR88rvP44) Yup I’m done too…..but quick question……y’all got anymore crack.


TheOnlyUsernameLeft3

It's like the target demos is 9 year olds? We're 9 year olds really using crack?


Shoegazer75

Ironic as Danny was addicted to meth at one point.


TheTenaciousG

Can't call him a hypocrite cause he said don't do crack. Boom, checkmate libruls


ataatia

not only. also porn actor producer "actor in live shows" "private performances"


Arpikarhu

Love me some jenny lewis. Her music great


Acceptable-Canary458

JL in 1986: "Don't use drugs!" JL in 2010: "You and I've tried everything from heroin to Guinness..."


ooofest

Oh, that's THE Jenny Lewis? I've liked her work since Rilo Kiley.


lizard_kibble

Nobody else I know likes her. I love her music. Red Bull and Hennessy is my jam, and makes me kinda sad, while also horny. Much confused


TacosForMyTummy

I was gonna ask, is that the same Jenny Lewis? Wild. She's great!


PackageMerchant

Honestly looks enough like her I think we can just say it’s her


three-sense

I know her from The Wizard and that’s it


firesmarter

California


_byetony_

I thought it was her!


TomatilloUnlucky3763

Definitely. I saw her open for Conor Oberst. Great show.


PackageMerchant

The one time I got a chance to see Conor the mf came out drunk as hell, played music no one’s ever heard for 5 minutes and left


TomatilloUnlucky3763

Yeah, he’s been doing that lately. Fortunately we saw him several times in the early 2000’s. Before he lost his shit.


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gastroboi

Lmao you bastard. Beat me to it 😆😆


_byetony_

Jenny Lewis of Rilo Kiley?


Sweetheartscanbeeeee

Yes! Was a child actor first, check out The Wizard!


BobknobSA

Yeah. Thought she would be more chill.


smakkyoface

Did he just say: “Crack has not done anything positive for anyone. Dead ass Tried it!”


FlyinHighFL420

Crack made some dealer have a few positives! Never touch your own stash!


IMWeggs91

I thought I heard the same thing lol


Greenman8907

I would expect like cigarettes or *maaaybe* weed, but crack?! And if hearing it from two children on TV is what made a person seek help, then that’s awesome. I find that nearly impossible to see happening, but what do I know?


Vodka0420

Fuckin gatekeepers.


integratypes

Kids keeping it all to themselves


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Is it me, or do these kids look a little strung out?


ClintGrant

Absolutely wasted, they are


backformorecrap

![gif](giphy|83QtfwKWdmSEo)


plenty-sunshine1111

This hit hard. I'm going straight.


tangre79

What's the unexpected twist supposed to be


XHeraclitusX

I wasn't expecting these kids to give a lecture on not doing crack, were you?


tangre79

An anti drug PSA hosted by kids isn't that unusual. What would have been unexpected is if they suggested cocaine instead at the end.


XHeraclitusX

I'm European, we don't have children doing anti-drug ads, certainly not hard drugs. I think I would have been less surprised if it was weed they were talking about, but crack!? That was very unexpected for me anyway. Maybe you're used to them in America.


tangre79

In either case. This does not contain an unexpected twist. It is what it is from start to finish. An unexpected scenario is not an unexpected twist.


ExcellentEdgarEnergy

These kids don't know those kids were famous or that they used to regularly have famous faces of all types read PSAs


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ExcellentEdgarEnergy

So you are one of these kids who didn't know.


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ExcellentEdgarEnergy

Hey, Chuck, I said it's unexpected because folks don't know about this aspect of American culture, and you said "umm not everyone is an American so some people don't know about this aspect of American culture" so yes you are a childish foreign piece of work.


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ExcellentEdgarEnergy

I hope your tea goes missing.


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ExcellentEdgarEnergy

That's terrible. My day just began, and things are looking up!


00eg0

It's not that unexpected. Kids doing an anti drug ad is only weird if someone has never seen a commercial like this. I was born in the 90s and I saw PSAs from the 80s like this.


musical-anon

The Fuck does Danny know, he's a little kid


Scrotchety

Umm, a certain cracked-out dog named CUJO??


phallic-baldwin

And to think, I was this 🤏 close to trying crack


spaghettigoose

For real though. Shits bad.


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Damn, I miss the ‘80s… Lol.


Triple7Mafia-14

It wasn't invented for you anyways..😅


SqueekyCheekz

"Crack has not done anything for anyone, dead-ass, tried it"


3bugsdad

I told you kids that crack is some bad shit.


Octavian_Exumbra

Imagine being strung out, on the floor counting dust particles or some weird crack shit and this comes on the TV. ![gif](giphy|xUA7bilj5YByXZkqnS|downsized)


bevonbrye

Plot twist, Danny is a crackhead now.


wengerful12345

Ok fine, uuuuh I’ll go throw out my crack.


Milk_With_Knives3

These kids all grown up now.... and on crack


FinallyFlowering

man these yapping kids sure are killing my crack high!!!


CatsEatGrass

Oh, Nancy Reagan, you and your war on drugs…


Holeshot75

Well...now I kinda want to


DragonRancherJed

I want crack


UnExplanationBot

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Dan300up

That really hit home…just retired the pipe. No more crack for me…I am now a KHJTV Star.


Legitimate-Donut-368

How would you know Danny?!


flushoegumbo

Man I miss Rilo Kiley.


sambull

after their crack conviction they had to make this as a community service


Tonlick

That’s the girl from Don’s Plum lol


Dankduck77

Whew. Thank goodness this here cocaine is all fine and dandy. Idk what the heck a crack is, but I definitely want to stay far away from it.


NiceSliceofKate

I need crack just to get through that.


taleoftooshitty

That little girl plays a snot nosed brat in a Golden Girls episode where she refuses to give back Rose's teddy bear Fernando [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r6PP67f0aI&ab\_channel=GoldenGirlsHD](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r6PP67f0aI&ab_channel=GoldenGirlsHD)


Corrupted_Senpai69

this actually makes me want to do crack


urlocaldoctor

NUH UH


Midwestmind86

Theo Von started his acting career way earlier than I thought.


MrCrix

Danny Pintauro popped up on my TikTok page doing a live earlier today. He was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, fully unbuttoned, and he seemed to be intoxicated.


craaaigdavid

Well I'm finally convinced (puts pipe down)


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![gif](giphy|fSm4iaBU4Mn2E)


Songhunter

Tell 'em Danny!


Aware-Explanation879

I used to have that sweater. I am convinced the sweaters from the 80s were used as a template for the shirts that fool AI and security camereas


skuta69

I’m into a very different crack which is just as moreish.


BigHobbit

KHJ TV not beating around the bush.


YoualreadyKnoooo

They both went on to try crack-cocaine.


Banaam

Don't use drugs? But I'm on pretty high doses of THC, caffeine, and insulin right now!


AstroNot87

This made me want to try crack. Reverse psychology at its finest.


rithsleeper

I kind of want to try crack now…


Vamparael

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


Icwatto

they couldn’t get actual teenagers or you adults because they were all busy doing crack


ttopkcaj

thx danny!


Bong_Jovi_

Nothing quite beats the Peewee Herman anti-crack PSA


roundyround22

Danny is here on Reddit and responded to this video a few months ago and it was legendary


4tune245

What would these kids know about crack


UnrequitedStifling

I remember this commercial!! I had no idea what crack was.


Pleasant-Breakfast74

I'd like to see how many kids used drugs because of this commercial and how many chose not to. Curiosity for me as a child was strong!


ssp25

How did they know I was going crack right now? Especially in the 80s


DrBigWildsGhost

I’m smokin crack as we speak


Lord-squee

All the pedo crack heads must be loving it