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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The boy punched her mom!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Mal_Terra

That was in no way unexpected


satyrday12

Exactly. It's what that toy is made for


Full_Director7998

As soon as I was able to discern that the object was to be placed on the kid’s hand, I said “she’s getting punched in the face.”


mastertinodog

Parent: *gives kid punching toys* Kid: *punches* Parent: *surprised Pikachu*


TheSwedishWolverine

I expected it before I even saw the glove


Activity_Alarming

Rocky theme kinda gave it away.


TheSwedishWolverine

I view on automute but yeah, that made it kinda obvious


santoox

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


ellusiveuser

The unexpected part was actually having what you expected would happen.


Metahec

That punch was telegraphed a mile away.


yokayla

The look mom gave the camera when he opened it said she expected it eventually


Activity_Alarming

Still funny!


Cloud_of_Twat_Mist

I knocked my brother out cold one time with hulk hands. They are not as padded as you'd think, my dad threw them away after that 😞


Brittany5150

Me and my brother got Sockem' Boppers for Christmas one year. They lasted all of about 2 hours before my parents threw them away because me and my older brother were just wailing on eachother crying... 😅


j_smittz

We didn't get sockem boppers so we just taped balloons to our fists instead. Same result though.


Mad_Hatter_92

I loved those


LongBongJohnSilver

Hey... It's more fun than a pill-ow fight


spacepie77

Dont tell ur dad but he’s using it to box with your mom in the garage during their 12 round spar seshes


cslackie

![gif](giphy|DvMHwFYLVHlZe)


KozmicLight

Lmao I’ve never seen this gif. Perfection


Wooden-Wolverine-818

Who didn’t expect exactly that?


BlazeMenace

The mom apparently


Bulls187

Never give kids boxing gloves, you get punched for it if you don’t take my advice


awsamation

Alternatively, buy pads at the same time and have fun sparring with your kid. Give them something safe that they're allowed to punch.


Bulls187

Make sure to get the pads first


awsamation

Pads first or pads and gloves together doesn't really matter. Just as long as you avoid the situation of a kid with boxing gloves and no acceptable targets to use them on. It's not fair to them to give them gloves without letting them have anything that they're allowed to use the gloves on.


Bungeditin

Got my nephews boxing gloves and am teaching them how to box….. the youngest one went straight to the family jewels…..


whistler_x84

OP has never been in a room with a kid before apparently


LibertyZFighter

What kind of kid thinks to punch his mom in the face after getting a gift? He'll make a perfect villain. 😭


Natepon

Andrew Tate and Joe Rogan fans 


Benbo_Jagins

https://i.redd.it/3tgytcv1a3vc1.gif


ForsakenSun6004

Ooooof, I don't think that Vin diagram overlap is as big as you think it is. Tate is absolute garbage.


wehadthebabyitsaboy

It’s so fucking funny tho. When we got my son hulk hands…he wore them once and didn’t know what to do with em, so they just sat in a toy box for years. He’s the most gentle kid ever, total surprise from everyone being like “GET READY FOR A ROWDY BOY!” Meanwhile my daughter is the definition of chaos.


pingpongtits

It's a little surprising that so many comments say that she should have expected it. We would have never considered punching our mom.


dgj130

That same parent is going to be sat in front of a teacher telling him *he's* the problem within the next 10 years, mark it


gcbcpsi82

She looks at the dad?? Like “ seriously”. Lol. Also. Mr Miaagi would have something to say here


KillyShoot

![gif](giphy|wQCWMHY9EHLfq) Moms woulda……


Bulls187

One of the reasons you don’t give guns to kids 😂


Notmyredditaccount00

Hulk smash!!!


komaravel

He was ready to test it right away. 😂😂😂


Partysaurulophus

I knew what was happening the second I saw the kids reaction.


elementcubed

That was r/expected


AppleParasol

HULK SMASH!


Hesam2010

I totally expected this.


stealthylyric

Lol shoulda stuck with sock 'em boppers. We went so hard on each other with those as kids. No injuries 🤷🏽‍♂️


rxtunes

She didn’t expect it but me, that would be the first thing I would do.


aldenjameshall

I definitely expected that


JakePent

"When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail"


optiplexiss

I fully expected this


Nahchoocheese

The look on her face, she knew. Now to return that affectionate touch to the buyer.


Drakostheswordsman

She knew, as soon as she realized what they were, she knew. That quick glare says everything


MaygarRodub

Fully expected. Should have been by the parents too.


dingdongsbtchs

Oh man I got the wind knocked out of me so hard with one of these as a kid


Benny_Galaxy_231

Lil prick, you can always kill the youngest ones, and when the new batch is the same age you gift the first ones gifts to the newer ones


DimitriMishkin

r/lostredditors


Academic_Nectarine94

More like lovingly presented!


smiley00256

r/expected


Outrageous_Fold7939

I'm punching that lol shit back


No-Afternoon-5610

I totally expected him to Hulk punch her