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>!Girl just comes out of car mid chase and starts stripping!<
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From the title, I thought this was the 404 the other day in the GTA, Ontario, Canada...just realized now this is not one of the Canadian subs I'm on and the GTA refers to the actual computer game.
Our country has gone to shits so this was totally like one of the many vids getting uploaded daily of the funky stuff happening across Canada these days.
This should legit be one of those side missions. Gang leaders daughter doesn’t need to go viral so he hires you to prevent it. Then end up romancing her
You can wall clip the sunroof without opening it but it's super hard. Also selecting nude in the character creation screen saves 5 seconds of having to undress
This is my problem. I've asked Costco to check each tire, and they said it's fine. One of the sensors is bad, but are unable to tell me which one. I would have to replace each one, including the spare for ~$350? no thanks.
You absolutely can check for which sensor is failing or has failed. They're being lazy.
Edit also shrader makes tpms sensors that are acceptable for $25 each, called the EZ Sensor.
Reminds me of the stories of how japanese soliders would strip naked before surrendering to prove they had no weapons because most of the time us soldiers would just shoot them due to so many fake surrenders in the past.
There was a video a week or so ago of a smart Russian surrendering to Ukraine forces who stripped down to just his boxers.
Russians like to play the same tricks by hiding guns or grenades in fake surrenders
I feel like that's just a bad idea. There would be almost no shrapnel and the explosion would be severely diminished. Might kill someone if they're hugging you, but I feel like someone 3 feet away would just get hearing damage.
Unredacted. What I said about my ex banging a pharmacist for pills is real. She admitted it. And now lives ten minutes from him. And she threatened me to edit my comment.
Nope, just fucking crazy. Police had to forcibly restrain her https://ktla.com/news/local-news/video-shows-woman-standing-on-roof-of-car-on-busy-southern-california-freeway/
No joke, I think you're right.
There's no version of her arrest that doesn't involve a hospital visit.
Stripping down naked makes it REAL hard for them to justify any brutality as "self defense".
It also gives some ammo to your lawyer for that temporary insanity plea.
That's what I was thinking, like either she is a passenger and wants to prove she has nothing to do with the situation, or the driver and since she is stuck she wants to at least not get shot
It's also not uncommon for people to strip down while having severe manic episodes, which could also explain why she was being chased in the first place
also PCP, makes you hot as fuck. Thats why if youever seen videos naked people shoving ice up their ass and they are out of it, they are most likely on PCP
nah, that's just the 80's anime aesthetics
it's a silly power fantasy movie, here's a link for both Midnight Goku Eye movies:
https://youtu.be/NA9QjI2HRek
Most days, fortunately, are not this. If you work retail, then yeah life is shit. But most of us go through our day without seeing absurd shit like this. When they do happen, it’s more of a fun novelty that you get to tell your friends about. (Not talking about NY or parts of Cali that attract crazies like the subway stations).
The bigger problem is gun violence, growing economic disparity (though still better than half the world), and our 24 hour news cycle/social media which is used to divert our attention from the real problem, the growing economic divide.
It gets weird in some places. West Coast, NYC, Texas, FL. But not even the majority of those places, it's just spots here and there and occasional outbreaks of weirdness among 300,000,000 people.
“I changed my mind about what a place is like after watching viral videos of outlandish behavior online.
Because surely the reason the videos are viral in the first place is because they are normal everyday events.”
It’s a tiny, grainy, fleeting glimpse of a show but for pervy guys and some women this will stop traffic dead. In Dallas, about 20 years ago, a woman climbed up to a billboard platform and started stripping and even though she looked tiny from that height and it was before the age of phones with good cameras and rampant social media, she stopped traffic in both directions. Police had her down pretty fast but the knock-on effect took hours to clear.
BF: Hey, remember that scene from Brave Heart where the women distracted those people by taking their clothes off?
GF: I don't think that was Braveheart, but, Say no more!
I did police training for a domestic assault class. The cop teaching us told us "if someone strips naked before they fight they either have experience and are gonna kick your ass or they are crazy and gonna kick your ass."
I'd have to imagine it would be dangerous and annoying as a cop to have random spectators closely following you in a chase trying to get a shot for the gram. I think it would be pretty reasonable to arrest the person taking this video.
Not gonna lie but if gta starts allowing flexing when avoiding the police I can see the community loving it. Imagine being shot at police and doing John's Cena can't see me emote and the cops literally say "oh shit he dissappeared".
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Girl just comes out of car mid chase and starts stripping!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
Started hitting the default T-pose
Clearly not her first rodeo
From the title, I thought this was the 404 the other day in the GTA, Ontario, Canada...just realized now this is not one of the Canadian subs I'm on and the GTA refers to the actual computer game. Our country has gone to shits so this was totally like one of the many vids getting uploaded daily of the funky stuff happening across Canada these days.
> 404 Road not found?
Ontario has '400-series highways': Hwy 400, 401, 403, 404, 407, 427, etc.
It;s a joke about error messages...
Yeah, as a web dev, I get it. I just thought they might like some context about the GTA in Ontario.
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Report and move on.
This should legit be one of those side missions. Gang leaders daughter doesn’t need to go viral so he hires you to prevent it. Then end up romancing her
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300M people. Gonna have a few....million nutballs. Lot of good folks too.
Trust and believe it’s the land of dumbasses over here
The game is not ready hope they fix the random t pose
This is me when i accidentally start emoting mid-fight in Elden Ring
i had to turn them off
Peak 'come at me bro'.
Naw this is, "Look, I'm not hiding a weapon. All of y'all can me. I am not resisting. Please don't shoot me, choke, or execute me otherwise."
Yeah, she's not hiding those absolute fucking weapons anymore.
This pose is the "Are you not entertained?" pose.
American police will still shoot, she was 2-armed
is this woman naked?? like are my eyes working properly?
I cant tell if its a guy or a girl... Needs better GPU
the game wasn't expecting him to get out through sunroof then take his clothes off, speed runners are sure gonna exploit that somehow
Him?
You can wall clip the sunroof without opening it but it's super hard. Also selecting nude in the character creation screen saves 5 seconds of having to undress
Short of throwing donuts at them, this is the most effective way to stop the cops and get their attention.
All the other emotes costs real money..
She knows she's gonna get crucified.
Girl, check your tire pressure
Came here for this, thank you
Stupid faulty TPMS sensor.
This is my problem. I've asked Costco to check each tire, and they said it's fine. One of the sensors is bad, but are unable to tell me which one. I would have to replace each one, including the spare for ~$350? no thanks.
This is why I've been driving around with the TPMS light on for 14 years now...
You absolutely can check for which sensor is failing or has failed. They're being lazy. Edit also shrader makes tpms sensors that are acceptable for $25 each, called the EZ Sensor.
It says they're all 29-30; probably just low pressure and not a faulty sensor.
"I just got these tires last year, how can they be bald already?!?! YOU sold me bad tires." - This lady to the Discount Tire guy, probably.
if anything, she might’ve stripped down to show she didn’t have a weapon on her
Reminds me of the stories of how japanese soliders would strip naked before surrendering to prove they had no weapons because most of the time us soldiers would just shoot them due to so many fake surrenders in the past.
There was a video a week or so ago of a smart Russian surrendering to Ukraine forces who stripped down to just his boxers. Russians like to play the same tricks by hiding guns or grenades in fake surrenders
And then BOOM! - suppository grenade.
'IF YOU FLEX THEM CHEEKS, I WILL BLOW YOUR ASS APART'
Is that an invitation?
The alternate ending for Man on Fire lol
Good News! It's a suppository.
I feel like that's just a bad idea. There would be almost no shrapnel and the explosion would be severely diminished. Might kill someone if they're hugging you, but I feel like someone 3 feet away would just get hearing damage.
Pull a die hard and tape a Nambu lmg to your back
Police Boobtatitly
She's proving she doesn't have any drugs on her because she already used them all.
Unredacted. What I said about my ex banging a pharmacist for pills is real. She admitted it. And now lives ten minutes from him. And she threatened me to edit my comment.
Nope, just fucking crazy. Police had to forcibly restrain her https://ktla.com/news/local-news/video-shows-woman-standing-on-roof-of-car-on-busy-southern-california-freeway/
No joke, I think you're right. There's no version of her arrest that doesn't involve a hospital visit. Stripping down naked makes it REAL hard for them to justify any brutality as "self defense". It also gives some ammo to your lawyer for that temporary insanity plea.
That's what I was thinking, like either she is a passenger and wants to prove she has nothing to do with the situation, or the driver and since she is stuck she wants to at least not get shot
It's also not uncommon for people to strip down while having severe manic episodes, which could also explain why she was being chased in the first place
also PCP, makes you hot as fuck. Thats why if youever seen videos naked people shoving ice up their ass and they are out of it, they are most likely on PCP
The confidence she had that no one would just gas it while she's up there makes me think she's the driver and only one in the vehicle
Cited for driving with a load not properly tied down. Edit: ["The Sure Thing."](https://youtu.be/P9GMYWRU6tM?si=2OdFDhgzdZokUJND)
Paying the ground work for proper defense lol
Im sure whatever bath salts she was on didn't contribute to that at all
“Ta-daaaaah!”
she really pulled a Midnight Goku Eye https://i.redd.it/ysel40fjw55d1.gif
It's good they blacked it out a full 2 seconds AFTER showing dem tatas..
fixed for all you pedantic fools
Source? Looks eldritch and I love that shit
nah, that's just the 80's anime aesthetics it's a silly power fantasy movie, here's a link for both Midnight Goku Eye movies: https://youtu.be/NA9QjI2HRek
For the depraved.... 19 minutes in.
He's also fighting a naked titty demon right on 15mins when I was skipping through. This could be full of titties.
This man put release notes in his comment lol
Booo!
r/uselesscensor
I cannot describe my disappointment in clicking on this and finding out that the sub doesn’t exist.
https://youtu.be/957FfHC-mSI?si=ekTIbLYHCjB9kpIh
Be the change you wanna see in the world.
She's just changing clothes to remove star wanted level
You have to break line-of-sight and change masks for that to work.
Where is the "not my proudest fap" guy?
It’s you. You’re him
He must have amnesia, he forgot that he's him
He's not particularly ashamed of this one.
When I was a kid, I used to dream about moving to America. TikTok has changed my mind.
> TikTok has changed my mind. Interesting, I wonder if that's by design
Finally understood why they call America the land of the free and home of the brave.
Now it's just home of the Brazzers.
TikTok changing your mind on literally anything is pretty funny ngl
Imagine basing a decision on tiktok
I’m not sure that TikTok is really a bastion of reliable information
Most days, fortunately, are not this. If you work retail, then yeah life is shit. But most of us go through our day without seeing absurd shit like this. When they do happen, it’s more of a fun novelty that you get to tell your friends about. (Not talking about NY or parts of Cali that attract crazies like the subway stations). The bigger problem is gun violence, growing economic disparity (though still better than half the world), and our 24 hour news cycle/social media which is used to divert our attention from the real problem, the growing economic divide.
Ofc, I’m just joking. You know, bad news travel faster, and TikTok just love that shit, enforcing the stereotype that the states is full of lunatics.
lol
What county do you live in? I can probably find a video of someone doing something insane.
It gets weird in some places. West Coast, NYC, Texas, FL. But not even the majority of those places, it's just spots here and there and occasional outbreaks of weirdness among 300,000,000 people.
“I changed my mind about what a place is like after watching viral videos of outlandish behavior online. Because surely the reason the videos are viral in the first place is because they are normal everyday events.”
It use to be great like in 02 TV Celebrities Political figures ruined us.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Nope this is something else
Meth. Not even once.
Driver is also a slightly stoopid for trying to film the GTA person and not distance themselves from the ongoing 3 star police chase
Talk about putting on a show
Are you not entertained?!
👊👍
It’s a tiny, grainy, fleeting glimpse of a show but for pervy guys and some women this will stop traffic dead. In Dallas, about 20 years ago, a woman climbed up to a billboard platform and started stripping and even though she looked tiny from that height and it was before the age of phones with good cameras and rampant social media, she stopped traffic in both directions. Police had her down pretty fast but the knock-on effect took hours to clear.
I wish you had s24 ultra.
Instead they have a potato
I'm surprised there weren't any accidents on the other side of the road
Not a single fuck given
To be fair, we do not know if she offered any to the police.
BF: Hey, remember that scene from Brave Heart where the women distracted those people by taking their clothes off? GF: I don't think that was Braveheart, but, Say no more!
Smart. Can't make it anymore clear. "I'm unarmed"
Idk, she still has arms...
Kill it!
What about her prison wallet?
We got irl GTA before GTA 6!
Can't believe they made car chases a real thing!
game is bugged. she's just T-posing, the animation didnt trigger correctly
 This is tragic, I wish to see more…
Ill have a chinchilla!
Why do mental breaks lead to taking off clothes?
She got it, that’s for sure
When you got it, flaunt it.
*presses 'full screen' button on his 27"*
Does your zoom not work?
Unreal 5 graphics are next level.
... uh mam. We noticed you had a light out...
Channel 4 news said she was wearing a bodysuit. They were wrong 😂
add registered sex offended on the top
of course its in california😭
"You go girl" serial stupidity.
Yup. It went from “look at this guy, so stupid!” To “omg sister you go!”
That one pervert coming to a stop on the other side of the road
I’m pretty sure they don’t pay the highway patrol enough for this shit. Imagine the response to “How was your day?” when he gets home
At least she didn’t shit on the car
I did police training for a domestic assault class. The cop teaching us told us "if someone strips naked before they fight they either have experience and are gonna kick your ass or they are crazy and gonna kick your ass."
It only woulda been better if she had started twerking on top of that suv
I'd have to imagine it would be dangerous and annoying as a cop to have random spectators closely following you in a chase trying to get a shot for the gram. I think it would be pretty reasonable to arrest the person taking this video.
She wanna play GTA so bad that she can't wait so she replicate in real life
Pleading insanity is an option now
Art imitates life
What FPS are you running. Looks a little laggy.
Where's the vibrating Chrysler 300 with the bass booming and smoke streaming out the windows when you need it.
How not to get shot by police in America.
Should have zoomed in
Actually smart. How to not end up a statistic.
The 13th amendment and it's consequences
Boob's
Nice tits. NGL
So pitted
No thanks. I'll wait for the wide screen release.
It don't look so fabulous , the animations aren't even loading, she is just T posing.
Oh LA. Hahaha Damn is that the 101?! Lol
It looks like the 10 freeway
How amazing would a been bag round to the man in the boat be…
“Oh my fucking god!” 😂
...North Texas..when the car ac goes out...thankgoodness for roadside service..
Nani the fck
Phx??
You got front row seats for this Drama. How crazy is that? 🤭
She came out with the dual wield
Can't arrest me if I'm naked
Getting everything air-dry fresh before you head off to the clink
So badly wanted to hear The cop yelling something like no one wants to see that
Seems cool
What a great Friday 💀
Unexpected indeed. 🙆🏼♂️
Gta6 gonna keep getting delayed if theyre gon keep adding real-life inspired stuff to their game, theres just so much lol
If this isn’t Houston I’ll be shocked
How bout her assuming it was a man,before getting any facts,men have rights too
GTA 6 looking realistic
Cops cannot say she was armed and dangerous and fill her full of bullets.
Rockstar dropped the DLC trailer already !?
How to prove you're not carrying any weapons in the most sarcastic way possible. Lol
Add this to new gta trailer
SHould at least blur her face
LOL. Not sure I'd go along with your definition of "fabulous"
You gotta follow the damn train cj!!
"Go jump on the roof and get naked so I can eat these drugs real quick without them noticing"
Not gonna lie but if gta starts allowing flexing when avoiding the police I can see the community loving it. Imagine being shot at police and doing John's Cena can't see me emote and the cops literally say "oh shit he dissappeared".
*Oi now, dems be 'er bubbies..*
How'd they resolve it?
Much culture
This is only happening because your tire pressure is low
They put zoom in your camera for a reason
https://i.redd.it/0le4zzy0475d1.gif
Air up your tires lol
Why is it always someone naked?
How you zoom on Reddit video
She's always the first one at a pool party to take it off and when I mean the first one I mean the moment she arrives. POOL PARTY!!!
What's the end goal here? Promote her only fans?