OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!its was a toy has a huge dick!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

I thought that was a Real baby. I was like HOLY FUCK

yh i thought it's a real baby then discovered its a toy after this i discovered it's not a dick it's a leg (I'm not sure from last one)

Who tf is using that toy 💀 ?

FBI listening at this point

idk maybe some horny people? but how tf they use a toy looks like a baby mfs pedophiles.

🤨

Criminals

as twisted as the thought is, maybe this is more crime prevention than crime.

I get your train of thought, and it's not a terrible one, but it's still not okay really. It's similar to the argument that AI cp will let pedos have an outlet instead of real victims... It's a fucked argument because it normalises it imo, but victimless, so it's a tough argument on either side of the coin.

hey man, i'm just saying it may not be a crime (it may be a crime, i dunno) but yeah, i totally agree with your points. It's a common debate when people get past the initial "kill em all" screaming

Hopefully soon we'll have studies showing definitively if it increases the risk to children or lessens it. For now it's pretty much guesswork. Personally, considering all the other similar examples (access to legal drugs having positive effects across the board, legal sex work significantly decreasing rape, etc.) I would rather lean towards the side of "having an outlet for pedos makes children safer" than "it normalises pedophilia and causes more harm", but it's such a delicate issue that I don't think it should be touched with a ten foot pole, until we have definitive studies on the matter.

I do have to agree with what you've said there, it's way too delicate for us Redditors to figure it all out. If it's gonna happen behind closed doors anyway then AI csam makes more sense than having actual victims. It could make people want to commit real acts against children though, it's such a slippery slope. I'm sure they've studied all the Japanese loli stuff extensively, I watched an interesting vice video on it not too long ago. It was hard to wrap my head around though I must say, I left that video with more questions than answers

As horny i do not use it

/r/shota

It’s definitely a dick and not a leg… lol

[*Saint Peter slides a photo across the table*] ["Sir, would you care to explain this image?"](https://imgur.com/aXxgFST)

You think they were doing a gender reveal of a baby after it was already born XD

For real. Homie would have died at age 12 from blood loss, upon getting his first erection, lmao

When erect, heart defect.

Probably it's drake's kid

Still a BBC tho. Baby Big C*ck Or just BabyC 🤣

Lmao definitely did not expect it to be so big

Dem thang be thanggin

https://i.imgur.com/C5C1VfT.gif

Is it really what she said? It's not a double entendre, it's single. It has no other meaning than the size of a penis. [Edit](https://youtu.be/cM_GSByevxk)

I had to rewatch it because I thought it was the doll's leg and was like "wtf is unexpected here?"

That's what she said...lol


wtf is that?!

this dude keeps posting gifs of that person, idk man

That's the best Ozzy's looked in years!

https://i.redd.it/illzpf5fmh5d1.gif reverse image got me this


BBC.

BBB

BTD 6

BFG 9000

Black baby benis??

bbbc


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Because he wants to fuck her

He probablly already has.

When you're a star they let you do it



I'll take this kind of gender reveal over setting things on fire

The craziest gender reveal clip is where the plane is supposed to make colored smoke, and it does but it also immediately crashes

Or coming in seconded being that couple that turned running water blue contaminating it.

> Or coming in seconded being that couple that turned running water blue contaminating it. You got clickbaited on that one. It wasn't contaminated, poisoned, or anything like that. They used completely inert water-safe dye and did zero ecological damage. No people's water source was damaged, no life was harmed, nothing. https://people.com/human-interest/waterfall-dyed-blue-gender-reveal-backlash-couple-brazil-fine/ >After being alerted to what happened, SEMA said that investigators found that there had been "no change in the water's physical parameters, such as color and other, and no trace of local fish mortality," according to The Washington Post.

Well, thank goodness Appreciate the info c:

Regardless, you don't do that to a public water source. I'm glad it didn't do lasting damage to the ecosystem, but my opinion of that stunt remains unchanged. Fuck those people.

Lol dont know that one sounds good

[Can find it here ](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmTheMainCharacter/s/Ki1WlOUzn7)

Thanks wtf lol, some ppl feel entitled af oh well...

The simple bite into a cupcake to discover the icing cllour is all you need. Or get creative haha

But why do we have to go to see their stupid baby’s gender in the first place.

Fr like just send a text instead of setting up a whole party

"So the baby's name is Dave"

"And she's doing very fine."

I laughed hard at this. Thank you. I needed that.

/r/redditmoment complaining about being hypothetically invited to a party with friends and family

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I think its mostly when people demand gifts for it and then also demand gifts at a baby shower. Other than that, I dont see an issue with people having parties.

I have been dragged to a bunch of these and 95% of people don’t bring anything and the other 5% brings either diapers or maternity clothes they are trying to get rid of. 

Baby shower is also an American thing (but it's timidly making its way in Europe, like Halloween, Black Friday or Fentanyl)

I think the hate escalated because most of the news on gender reveal is just really really bad. Which gives them a bad stigma

no one is making you do nothin. you can say no thanks if ever invited

It's not even the baby's gender, it's just their genitals. This is not even a point about the gender binary, it's just not what that word means.

I’ve never seen a heterosexual man celebrate seeing a dick so vigorously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG_tqs7igcI

that's just the way it is

[reminds me of this classic gem](https://youtu.be/1YRvXpLOft8?si=8pMtc4w9VP_2CYnZ)

Not since Heather Harmon’s blue bikini video was remastered.

My oldest niece was given one like this. She is now 44. So they have been around for awhile.

I dont even want to know what youre reffering to when you say " one like this " 

The schlong

Pretty sure you can't own black people anymore. /s

I meant Baby Jerry.. the only baby doll with all his parts. It was handed down to each of the 4 girls and down to their children. Sorry didn’t even realize it could sound racial as it was NOT meant that way in the very least!!

 Your niece now:

And circumcised

The gender is black jewish

Blewish?

Baby Drake?

*mutilated


Notice the mother-in-law pulling the diaper down, determined to be in on the act.

so fucking annoying let them have their moment!!

Damn! That's a 3-legged baby!


Bro, shut up, lol

Why

If it would be a girl, would there be a fleshlight?

That would literally be reported into oblivion, don't even know why this is an actual product/item that's allowed to be sold. This dildo baby crosses so many lines that it's not even funny.

This is totally a pedo sexual toy, isn't it?

Yeah. Like I understand that it can be used a gag/joke but I legitimately searched it up and actually sold as real sex toys. What I find most concerning is people attitudes towards these type of sex toys, tried searching up the opposite kind and it literally came up with a helpline and sources against pedophila yet a baby with a dick is actually sold and normalised.

Enjoy that watchlist bro

https://i.redd.it/80avpzgcub5d1.gif

That Is Fucked Up

What if it was a girl? She'd just have a huge slit too?

Wait... did they attach a dildo to the doll, or did the *baby doll* come with a penis?

It's a boy


https://i.redd.it/aj0oyr91od5d1.gif

I knew the second it was a black baby doll the joke would be a huge dick. And a huge dick it was indeed.

Gender reveals are the DUMBEST modern trend in decades, if not ever.

Genital reveal

Gender reveals are the DUMBEST modern trend in decades, if not ever.

The only perfect gender reveal is one where you just ask the fucking doctor to tell you and don't make a stupid song and dance about it

You'd think so but holy shit when people find out you're having a kid people become OBSESSED with the genitals. People live for this reveal crap. Some of my family members actually got ANGRY that we knew but weren't telling anyone. They wanted to buy or make stuff in specific colors or something? It's a baby who fuckin cares, they can't even see in color when they're born. Second kid we just told everyone immediately because who cares.

r/gifsthatendedtoosoon

r/perfectlycutscreams

r/perfectlycutscreams

Why is a post of a sexualized baby upvoted so highly and not removed

That's so wrong on so many levels. 🙄

Drake?

Wordington gender reveal

Dear God I hope no one uses it as a dildo. Internet has ruined my mind.

I honestly love this. Really shows the disgusting absurdity of these things (these things being gender reveal parties)

Trashy

More like the most insecure gender reveal.

Where do you even find a doll like that?, I don’t want to google

Baby's dick is bigger than mine :(

Wtf is wrong with people.

Stop the video on last frame for the real reveal

Where do you even get something like that? Ok sir/madam, you said you wanted the doll to have a WHAT?!

...causing the plane to spiral out of control, killing the pilot and starting a brush fire that wiped out the town of Los Dildos.

A thought occurs, what if the baby had been a girl? Would we have a doll with engorged pussy lips?

I expected this as soon as I saw the baby doll. The internet has ruined me.

What would they have done if it was a girl???

Friends of mine had parents who were really insistent on my friends doing a gender reveal thing when they were expecting. My friends were very against it and explained why repeatedly. They finally gave in, set a date for the party, invited family and their close friends, most of whom are some variant of queer. My partner and I show up, there's pink and blue everywhere, the whole thing. It's all feeling extremely weird and uncomfortable. Then the moment comes. There's a big long balloon that says BOY OR GIRL. They hype everyone up, pop the balloon, and inside is a banner that says... MAYBE Cue our entire friend circle absolutely collapsing with laughter and the parents absolutely fucking *fuming*. It was great. Bonus points to my friends for realizing if they'd told any of us the plan, one of us idiots would have spilled the beans early.

Real baby or not thats some weird ass shit !!!!

crowd unwittingly being inducted into pedophilia

Man went straight to suck it

the straights: them gays is sexualizing our babies! also the straights: do this shit

That. Is just. SO FUCKING WRONG/CREEPY. WTF is wrong with people? Holy hell.

What kind of weird diet-pedo shit is that

r/AreTheCisOk

also /r/trashy

Awww how trashy 😀

Circumcision is a crime

Twins?

Someone should make one of these with a gas canister built in, like when an emergency slide deploys of a plane, but it’s a giant dong.

genital itself contributing to half the body weight

That's a penis

He's the one... Lion king

/u/gifendore

Dad was like : those are MY genes

Thought it was gonna be shit

https://i.redd.it/yrx4ekqdvb5d1.gif

The guy here was shoked cause baby got bigger than his.

It could still be a girl.

Much better than balloons or confetti. Thank you. Also plant a tree in your child's name.

I guess as long as they don't burn down a forest...

r/biggerthanyouthought

Spoiler: Itsa boy

thats perfectly scream cut

Hmmmmmm…. That man was really excited to see a baby dick. Someone call Chris Hansen!

I thought it was gonna be pink or blue fake poop. This is way worse

That's certainly appropriate with kids around lol

It wasn't unexpected but it was still funny as fuck

looks like someone needs to censor it live on tv

I’m terrified

Perfect reveal, indeed, lmao!

I'm surprised nobody referenced Dave Chappelle yet lol


Chernobyl baby with 3 legs smh..

Jesus fucking Christ that just send me into tears for like 2-3 minutes. I don’t know what I was expecting but it sure tf wasn’t *that*

That was very unexpected

It's baby drake!

It swung and the head went into the dads mouth at the end 

I knew it

And here I was expecting a blue or pink shit stain... I guess I'm not as degenerate as I thought.

When I grow up and find my parents had paraded me like this I would sue them

Honestly I thought it was going to be confetti

Congratulations! It's a hog!

Can not believe my parents put me on Reddit when I was so young.

Perfect and with no mess!

😂😂

I cracked up upon seeing the father's reaction 😭🤣

At least gender reveals aren't setting forests on fire anymore

Completely expected, but dads reaction 😂

It's the circle of life!!!

One of the best Gender Reveals till date 🤣🤣🤣

It's better than setting a forest on fire

Yes! Trans!

HEY BABYH!

At least nobody got hurt

Is this not extremely fucking odd even if its a doll?

Would have been cute if the inside of the diaper was blue. Well, to each their own.

Fucking creepy

She having a man!