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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The reason he was so nice was because the kitchen was filthy.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Therealfern1

This was actually pretty expected for me. I’ve seen videos similar to this and there’s only two outcomes. Sink full of dirty dishes, or something, naughty (like anal)spelled on the bedsheets with rose petals


EvilTodd1970

Almost every post in this sub is expected


HopefulPlantain5475

Maybe we're all just jaded.


Somepony-Else

The real issue is we are on r/unexpected, so we expect the unexpected.


Lord_Neferiacron

![gif](giphy|7OPyqaRiSLdEQ|downsized)


Zealousideal_Box4766

[expecting you son' bitches ](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-24d7dfec1d100da78d1cf64e945c8332-pjlq)


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sanguwan

I thought you were referring to the Monty Python gif for a second there. We almost had words.


Herb_Burnswell

The only things unexpected were the friends we made along the way...


blackop

Same, as soon as I saw the roses I knew.


Grymare

My favorite was the one where the guy found some evidence his gf was cheating on him. He did all the candles and flowers stuff just to have her read a poem that ends with something like "Who the hell is \[Name of affair partner\]" and while she's still shocked he just leaves.


FarWestSider

how about anal spelled out in dirty dishes?


GG11390

Would have only worked with dirty dishes spelling anal


MichiganRedWing

It's Germany. We are years behind with Internet, so it's only natural that we start posting things like this 5 years late.


HermitJem

So it's an either or situation, then...?


distracted_x

I thought it was gonna be that she needed to start dinner but still wasn't surprised.


OldBrokeGrouch

I saw one where the boyfriend and the guy she was cheating on him with teamed up and the surprise was that he was in the house.


KofoOP

Yup, did see it coming. Dishes or pile of laundry.


Mioune

Both expected and never funny


Ecstatic-Librarian83

every day we drift closer to r/expected


Kees_T

We didn't drift with this one. We teleported straight there.


Houndfell

But THAT was unexpected... right?


BeautifulBaloonKnot

Just another lame remake.


backformorecrap

![gif](giphy|l41lSiTi2VIvEBFe0)


fresh_water_sushi

Completely expected there are thousands of this video and the idea is really old


Beginning_Driver_45

This was very expected since it's been done exactly like this before and you should feel bad.


chrono4111

OP is a newly created repot bot trying to get it's foot in the door of repost. Downvote and don't comment if you hate this shit.


FuqUrBackgroundMusic

Fuck your background music!


Ornery_Suit7768

So f in old


W0nk0_the_Sane00

This may be more fitting for r/watchpeopledieinside


fastforward811

Very expected.


JustMindingMyOwnStuf

He will be posting in Incel communities next about how women are dumb


Altruistic_Natural38

They aren't ?


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This skit has been done so many times that this was the immediate expectation


ickeoderwat

bei den noch verpackten Aldi-Blumen wären die meisten schon ausgestiegen


oelex2

Danke dachte ich mir auch Bro nimm halt des sch* Plastik weg von den Blumen


Ant_and_Ferris

Imagine upsetting your lady for a video because that's more important to you than her


IVL4

The only unexpected part is that he was smart enough to take the scissors out of her hands.


spaghettigoose

Unfunny, mysoginistic, and sad.


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raulcd

Well, it's not funny. What is even the joke? I'm a male, I don't get it, I wouldn't do that to my SO. It's misogynistic.


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WitchesTeat

Yeah it's misogynistic if the joke is about preparing your female partner for a wonderful, thoughtful surprise and then intentionally hurting her for laughs by making a misogynistic joke at her expense.


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urthou

It’s specifically misogynistic because of sociocultural contexts. Historically (and in modern day), women are expected to engage in domestic labour. There is a massive bias in the amount of domestic labour women engage in compared to their men counterparts, to this day, women still do more despite employment rates levelling out within those two genders. It’s simply seen as ‘woman’s job’, because of sexism, and that bias permeates into people’s minds. With that context, leading your partner — who’s a woman — to a sink fully of dirty dishes, purposing tricking her by making it seem like a romantic gesture at first, is driven by gender. This person, whether they think it’s ‘just a joke’ or not, is purposely mocking their partner with sexist overtones for laughs online. It’s gross and misogynistic, with no respect for their partner or their feelings.


WitchesTeat

I'm actually quite capable of discerning the difference between "mean" and "misogynistic" and this particularly shitty little act was both mean *and* misogynistic. Since I *have* explained why, and others have explained why, I have no reason to believe you do not understand why the shitty little mean act was also misogynistic.


East_Maximum_9195

What an idiot (the man)


3jaya

That same amount of effort actually can make the kitchen clean


pytodaktyl

She should hit him when he gave her flowers in frikkkin foil 


halo7725_

r/AreTheStraightsOK


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r/watchpeopledieinside


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Ehrenmann


Macasumba

First time I have ever seen this one said ...


the-medium-cheese

That's it. I'm deleting Reddit.


countafit

I don't get it. Why didn't she open the cupboard for her gift?


stromrage101

What after that!? Someone please


Not_A_Doctor__

Sexist humour really gets the incels hard.


Bayovach

r/expected


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off to see her PT


No-Investment-4494

Why did she let the kitchen get such a mess in the first place? She knew she had work around the house to do. 😆


unruly_pubic_hair

Expected. In fact, it's been done countless times. Same premise.


MutedReading7036

She had one job 😂😂😂😂😂


fuckdemocRATSNAZI

He bought new dishwasher


dcinsd76

Lifetime penalty for Ocon.


mygoldentongue

🤭🤭🤭


AdApprehensive8777

lol


MadeInCanada87

Smart of him to take those scissors


HapHazardous666

Marriage is good


Jamachicuanistinday

Men think women always have to do the dishes.


tfffvdfgg

Total dick.


Ravel_Xi

The sofa is big. Worth the joke lmao


Shirtbro

She's probably wondering if he's worth her time


copperpin

I would divorce him.


z4j3b4nt

Tbh he probably wouldn't marry you to begin with. ![gif](giphy|SAHGcjT1jNvDB6oxI8|downsized)


Shirtbro

I guess not, since she's got standards and they would have never dated


--SCROTUS--

Cracker Milk did it better. https://youtu.be/rr70VqkO72g?si=zLbaye7C-Qz_fhKN


CrazyDutti

Da ist wohl einer fremd gegangen hahaha