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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!A man was running away from a lioness, but it turned out to be playing with him.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


gloop524

she was like "i got you! now you have to pet me."


Stay-Thirsty

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keepkarenalive

So cute actually, she just chilling now


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"Scritch the bum" 🤣


Ecstatic-Librarian83

how do you scratch a bum lowly?


Joebranflakes

Root of the tail!!!


ivedonestranger

My brain was like: "I know the instinct to run but what's the point. You ain't getting away." Lol


keepkarenalive

For real 💯 I guess it's the point of at least you tried? lol 🤣


ivedonestranger

Kitty LOVES fast food. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


keepkarenalive

Lol me and the cat are in agreement 🤝🤣


Particular-Break-205

Good thing he ran in the river - the camera won’t see the amount of shit coming out of his pants


Borrow03

He should be wwearing his trusty brown shorts next time to increase his camouflage shit stat


CoralinesButtonEye

you can see the moment the cat's instinct kicked in and it engaged turbo speed but then it didn't kill its prey


modinegrunch

Yes, it's like she's thinking "I can't eat the hooman but I can show a little of what I can do."


MistLunar

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InflamedLiver

That's a very trusting guy. Even if you raise them from a cub, all it takes is one second of their instincts taking control and that's it for you


Peaceweapon

That’s the thing though, these guys usually use their instincts against them by mimicking their behaviours, so they just think he’s a lion. He eats and bathes with them.


YuengHegelian

Instincts are a hugely overstated phenomenon. If the animal is well fed and not being kept in captivity, it has no reason to be violent and is extremely unlikely to be.


dansssssss

not true predator animals move by instinct. it must be trained well to not bite also reasoning is a human trait cant be applied to an animal whose years of evolution has said bite=food


stinkiepussie

What? No. I've the Lion King, and zero people get eaten in that movie. Explain that.


dansssssss

Well the movie was made with no humans which is why they added the "no humans wete harmed in the making of this film"


Hamsammichd

Prey drive doesn’t always care if the animal has eaten. It’s very easy to get a fed animal to give chase. Test it at home, toss or wiggle a toy around for your dog, walk past your cat when they’re hiding.


behemiath

i can feel a singular drop of sweat forming


JamesGhostXIII

The news later: "A man has been mauled to death today, who could have seen this coming"


moopski8

It almost went for his neck moments before it got him by the arm. That’s how Roy from the magic duo “Siegfried & Roy” got paralyzed. Roy even insisted he had a stroke and the tiger, Montecore, was just trying to help him. Damn shame what happened to Roy, but of course, it’s no surprise when it actually happens. These are wild animals after all.


Human-Magic-Marker

Dudes got a lot faith in that cat. He may have raised it from a cub but it’s still a wild animal and they have nasty instincts. Only takes a fracture if a second for it to turn on him.


paganvikingwolf

It was filmed in water, as each time you puss yourself even knowing that it a *friendly fire*, but still a wild animal. Remember to feed them... But still an amazing video


I_WILL_GET_YOU

Ha, got 'em!


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What a good snuggly kitten 🥰


cartercharles

My heart exploded in my chest watching this. I would never do this


ardicli2000

She closed the the distance so quickly


Rude_Individual_7458

Females play too much


rotterdham

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jimmy_ray7

Its fun to scare the apes.


NobodyAshamed4627

Whoooaaa shit i just peed on myself a lil bit


fluey1

Your title makes this expected


LordNightFang

It's cute.


SpeakingTheKingss

I’d never wish someone death, but I do support the Darwin Awards.


realbenjie

Dat dude need some New pants


csc2803

Tag, your it.


Sctn_187

See Jim you're lucky. I could of just ate you but I didn't


chinu6613

Cool new way to shit my pants.


Automatic_Bet_1324

....but I could have.


Bokko88

Isnt this the guh that jump scared a Tiger?