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china_joe2

Im genuinely impressed how fast it just seems to disappear, watched the video over and over and i lose track soon as it reaches the top.


crimson_dovah

If you watch closely, it never goes out of the wood box, I’ll send you a picture


Heart_Throb_

At first I was thinking that dark spot on his shorts pants leg was the spider and he missed seeing it ☠️⚰️👼


crimson_dovah

Yeah I always thought that too, if you slow down the video it drops onto the dirt and it’s only on his hand for half a sec


MrStoneV

I would love to plant vegetables but spiders like these would make me instantly regret it and hate my apartment/house oof


venturousbeard

the yellow orb weavers on my sugar snap peas just get out of my way during harvests. They're good for your plants, just shake a branch and give them a few seconds to hide before you go reaching in.


PnxNotDed

FWIW, spiders like the one in the video are generally harmless to humans, but absolute assassins to anything that may harm your plants or burger you in the backyard. I'm always happy to see an orb weaver or a grass spider. Just not on my hand.


PauseItPlease86

It's not harmless if it gives me a heart attack. I *will* die and it will be directly because of that spider. I'd call that harmful, not harmless.


PnxNotDed

You're stronger than you think you are.


hambre-de-munecas

Spider: Hey kid you’re planting it upside dow- Mom: HOLY MOLY WTF IS THAT Spider: Wow, rude. (vanishes)


kjacobs03

So definitely didn’t crawl up the kids sleeve?


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

It's in his ear... waiting... menacingly...


CaptainRelevant

Or taking control like in Star Trek II.


Feeling-Broccoli5765

Love how she went from Instagram Mum of the Year to swearing like a sailor.


SorryImProbablyDrunk

How she tried to correct herself too but instantly failed.. “Holy Moly what the FUCK”


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

Haha I had to watch it again with sound. How bad can it b..."dhejfjxjbswjkwowis!!! ITS A SPIDER!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! IT WAS SO BIG!! HOLY MOLY WTF WAS THAT!! OMG JESUS..." *kid starts crying*


fastpicker89

lol how to traumatize your kid over spiders for life


Wonderful-Ad-7712

![gif](giphy|c2rJA8UVBVodi)


confusedandworried76

![gif](giphy|oXnN2TNSgfJQI)


unamusedkoala

I wish parents would be more careful about not passing their own irrational fears and insecurities on to the next generation.


Merkarba

Hah! Totally worth it, thanks.


Wonderful-Ad-7712

![gif](giphy|2dFWv9ELprwDhMFMSu)


TerryCrewsNextWife

Poor little mite just wanted a cuddle, instead he got scared back into the spud sack.


Give-Me-The-Bat

I can relate ![gif](giphy|tFYTaBkanq2pa)


User-no-relation

haha I caught the moly, but not the subsequent fuck. just great


Henchman66

Spiders would be great psychologists. Our social mask comes right off.


Dreddit1080

I’d be too scared to go


BornVictory5160

I'm not really afraid of spiders I'm more afraid of Junebugs and beetles🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀spiders ain't shit but let a beetle fly towards you😭🏃🏃🏃


Henchman66

Oh for real. I remember looking at a stag beetle and being surprised when it lift off - I had no idea those things could fly. Sounded like an apache helicopter. I ran like hell.


BornVictory5160

I had a moth fly by ear once at my old apartment l, sounded like a helicopter as well🤣🤣🤣shit tripped me out lol I was like wtf was that? Then it landed on the window seal and it was one of the ugliest insects I've ever seen💀


crimson_dovah

Samwise Gamgee to Eric Cartman


Dutchmaster66

Sting is coming out!


somerandomshmo

And backed away to let the spider eat her kid.


Mischief_Actual

Lmao and she ditched the kids She was whole ass finna leave them behind


Alarmed_Strain_2575

Aaaand now those kids have a spider phobia.


DondeT

Strong [Stan energy](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/ea6025a9-fd2e-457b-b6c1-19ec83290f83)


WhyTheeSadFace

The mask came off.


21MPH21

>Love how she went from Instagram Mum of the Year to abandoning her kids because she was afraid


IKillKittens82

There's a spider spider spider... Deep in my soul soul...


deanomatronix

We spitting?


ohforfuckssake69

We're starting the spitting now


confusedandworried76

![gif](giphy|3o7TKH8yWJ4X5iSDMQ)


Dragon_Small_Z

He's lived there for years, years He just won't let go


Cool-Camp-6978

He’s laying around He’s got a mean bite


EightLions539

Now he’s ready to FIIIIIIIIIIIGHT


Trund1e_the_Great

And stand up for what he KNOOOOOOOOOWS


Mad_Roo

I don't want your trophies or your gold I just wanna tell you all


cyclingnick

Go f*#k yourselves!


ByronsLastStand

Woooaaaahhhhhoooohhhh go f&#k yourselves!


randomuser0107

Fuck you motherfuckers I don’t need you in my bar


confusedandworried76

![gif](giphy|l0IygvcRncghThKak)


RexMic

Go fuck yourself


NukeTheWhales5

Go fuck your sellllllllllf!


Swiftrists

Go fuck yourselves!


Psychonominaut

He's laying around.... He's got a mean bite. Now he's ready to fight... and stand up for what he knows.


sparksofthetempest

It spawns at the 2 second mark at what is the left corner of the black container (as it nearly touches the ground) and then falls into the dirt (right next to the wood) once everyone backs up at about 7 seconds. It had plenty of time to crawl up the boy’s arm but opted out.


tofuttv

is it like a hidden quest? does it always spawn?


Dogamai

you have to have Wirts leg in your inventory


tofuttv

so she said holy MOOly?


Tendo80

Thank you, I couldn't find wtf they were scared of.


Zayafyre

How could you miss it, that fucker was huge.


mindfungus

“Oh golly gee whizz fucking ass hell!”


vega455

I love the “Holy moly, what the fuck!”. Tried to stay PG, but couldn’t contain her true self.


forestapee

When parenting response and fear response collide


this_knee

Mixing swear levels is peak!


FunkyClive

But what about the potatoes? Were there any, did any grow? You can't leave us hanging like that!!


lhb_aus

Good job! /s That's how phobias begin.


lookingForPatchie

My mother is absolutely afraid of spiders. How do I know? She told me when I became an adult. Not once did she show any negative reaction towards them when I was a kid. Why? Because she didn't want us to inherit her irrational fear. That's what parenting is about. Being strong to give your child a good life. I have absolutely no fear of spiders thanks to my mother being strong. My mom is the best.


liz4rd

My parents were completely unphased by spiders, but I still have a fear of them. I'm not entirely convinced that having strong parental reactions determines outcome of phobias. Sounds like a cool mum though!


Financial_Tonight215

it doesn't necessarily mean you will have only the phobias your parents have, just that their phobias can be "inherited" by you from seeing them react. same way you are more likely to be a smoker if your parents smoke, but it wont make you immune to becoming a smoker if your parents arent


Cosmic_Quasar

It can be a factor, but this is really the Nature vs Nurture thing. As a kid I wasn't too bothered by bugs and the like. My mom didn't like them and would often call on me to remove june bugs from the house, among other things. These days bugs and spiders give me the heebie jeebies. I don't know exactly what did it... but I think it was something to do with seeing them up close and personal in media I consumed as a kid/teen. The Spongebob butterfly scene comes to mind, and the canyon scene from the Peter Jackson King Kong come to mind lol. I think I first watched The Fly somewhere in that time range, too.


SerendipitousLight

For me it’s locational. An insect inside a house, like a cockroach, spider, etc fucks with me. But I’ve hiked a lot and when I’m outside and have ants, spiders, etc on me I remain pretty chill with them. Even when they’re on me I’ll just brush em off. Wasps can suck my dick, any time, anywhere however. Fuck em. I will never approach a nest under any circumstance.


Gunnersbutt

For me, it's shoes. If I have shoes on, I'm good, no fear. Spotting a large spood while barefoot makes my toes curl. Probably from having to spray hobos down the drain every morning before stepping in the shower. Always had to keep one eye on the drain, in case they crawled out again. And that one time I had to use hair spray on a spood who aggressively stood his ground at the bathroom door, trapping me in just a towel.


sprouze

Meanwhile my mom would make the whole house shake with her screaming, then me and my siblings would go to investigate and see her on top of the kitchen counter screaming at a tiny mouse she saw


ImprobableAsterisk

Parenting may be about that but becoming an adult is realizing that parents aren't ever going to be perfect. If the worst thing you do to your kids is fail to keep your composure when you see a spider spider about the place then you've done a tremendously good job. As for inherited phobias I don't really doubt that this kinda stuff can be a factor, but I grew up around a bunch of evil skittish fucks and I didn't inherit shit insofar as phobias and other weirdness goes.


Bourgeous

I feel sorry for my kids, they will be racist, homophobic, katsaridaphobic, road rage fucks... Need to keep the genes going somehow...


wolfmaclean

Absolutely borgeous


postvolta

I have a phobia because one time when I was a very little kid one fell in the bath Sometimes you do your best as a parent and it doesn't even matter haha


JulianMarcello

I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it doesn’t even matter.


N0TaC0PP

You don't live as long as I have without a healthy fear of snakes. -Creed (The Office)


XEagleDeagleX

Lol for real: core fear unlocked


Ninja-Sneaky

So I don't have phobia in the sense I can look at spiders and actually like those small house spiders. But man the moment I saw a colony of spiders half the size of that one in the video, it's just scary when they are big.


wolfmaclean

Parents are people


kamilayao_0

Right? I was like... So people who show fear are bad parents... or failed at parenting. *Great*


gibbigabs

Or really. I have a phobia because multiple times as a child I woke up with them in my bed. My parents never reacted like I do to them now. Also, if I I didn’t have a phobia, I would be able to not react. But I have one… so it’s hard not to 😅. Don’t misunderstand though, I’ve worked hard on it, but still there are situations where I legitimately have a visceral reaction, hence it being a phobia and all. That said, my mom had a phobia of mice and rats. I never did. And my teenager doesn’t have a phobia of spiders or mice or anything living. So there’s that too


shetalkstoangels_

And that’s how someone with a phobia reacts…


SamKerridge

can’t be helped though, was an unconscious reaction


soggytoothpic

Nah, my wife is just like that and the kids love all the bugs and snakes. We just laugh at her.


throtic

The little girl started crying at the end. She just developed the phobia 100% from her mother's reaction


ImprobableAsterisk

There's absolutely no guarantee of that, children cry about a ton of things growing up and far from everything they cry about inflict lasting damage.


RyokuSashimi

That vibrato


Vrolak

You say potato, I say HOLY MOLY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT


Arkanie

I feel bad for the small girl, she doesn't even know what's happening and starts crying because of mom's hysterical reaction.


Human-Magic-Marker

Two days ago I found a GIANT black widow on my mailbox post. I grabbed a can of spider killer and told my wife about it. She came out to see it. Saw it. Wanted to take a pic. Took a pic, couldn’t find the spider in the picture. I start looking at where the spider was and it’s just gone. No idea where it went but it did leave a cluster of eggs (I think) behind. I doused the entire mailbox post in spider killer but still don’t know where it went. Legitimately biggest black widow I’ve ever seen.


Cloverhart

Apparently it wasn't interested in being photographed, didn't want evidence around of their plans to outgrow us!


RoboInu

They have an uncanny ability to know when you don't want them to move. Staring at a a giant spider in your shower for 2 mins after you realize its there and you're paralyzed about what the hell to do. Turn around for 0.5 seconds to grab a soap bottle to smash it..... gone. It's now at your feet.


Selected-ball

Calling in an air strike!


Vickyelotes_FUDG

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


igivethonefucketh

Nuclear option approved


kyuuish

Shit some of the comments are really something. She is afraid of them, she is reacting instinctively to her fear. She's a human ffs.


illyousion

To me, an Australian. That was some tiny wimpy spider


superfluouselk

I know right, baby huntsman sized!


charleslilaim

Omg i remember my first very close encounter with a huntsman when a first arrived a couple decades ago, about that size, and it scared the shit out me. A tradie at the gas station (because of course that close encounter was on the sun visor while driving ) just laughed and said “just a huntsman mate”. I’ve got spider twice this size in my garden. I have to keep my daughters from petting them. Explain it keeps the snakes’ at bay.


superfluouselk

To be fair to you, huntsman in the car is the worst place to encounter one. I had big one crawl across my windscreen while driving at night and I couldn’t tell if it was inside or outside the car. Luckily I turned on my wipers in hope it was outside, and it got flicked off!


ShadowlessCharmander

[OK](https://i.imgflip.com/8vk5rc.jpg)


IncidentFuture

When it's bigger it'd make a good pet spider for the dunny.


-polly-esther

Agreed, took forever to see it and then.. oh, thats it 😐 wasnt even moving fast lol


miss_kimba

Same! Also, mum just *bailed* from those kids. Could have just swept itsy bitsy away from the kiddos, damn.


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friendlyfiend07

When gardening spiders should never be unexpected.


Odd-Outcome450

Boris, is that you?


lordofundune

My question is what kind if spider was that? That sheit looked like it bit Peter Parker


igivethonefucketh

That mf ATE Peter Parker


CouldntBeMoreWhite

Carolina wolf spider would be my guess.


WabiSabiFuture

Looks like a Rabidosa Rabida. Just a giant wolf spider basically but I’m no eight legged expert. I see them occasionally when working in moist areas.


highpl4insdrftr

Big ass wolf spider. Scary, but docile. Also not medically significant.


GratefulPhish42024-7

Well those kids just learned some new words


KittenWithaWhip68

That is a substantial spider!


dwitchagi

The vibrato initiating the sailor salvo 😂


Wcitsatrapx

I thought the video was funny everyone in this comment section is coming to puff up their chests with their supreme parenting knowledge especially when dealing with spiders. Somehow I get a feeling few have kids lol


Lucky-finn377

What do you mean this was clearly a traumatic event that will leave the kids scared for life/s


MrNewman457

As a fully grown man, id sound exactly the same as her if i saw that


JgdPz_plojack

Woah, language !


triggerhappybaldwin

This is how my mom made me scared of spiders over 30 years ago. I'm a grown ass man now and I still don't like them...


drv0t0

Well ... That was an overreaction![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)


Pixelatedsheep

I didn't see anything the first time and no audio didn't help either. So I turned the audio on and brought my phone super close to my face..... Let's just say I'm lucky my phone's screen is still in one piece.


-maffu-

Well done on teaching your kids to fear and react badly to spiders. ^((It) *^(was)* ^(a big ol' beast though))


Jingle_is_dead

I feel like it’s probably pretty difficult to have a calm reaction to a giant fucking spider if you’re scared of them.


February30th

Yes, but I'm a redditor with no kids and I'm always the personification of calmness /s


mTakkun

Mate good on ya, keep up the good work!


degovial

Yeah, imagine someone completly oppresing a phobia *in any situation whatsoever*... oh wait, most people can't do that. Are we really judging an entire parenthood/family relationship based on a fucking video of someone getting scared of a spider? You guys are ridiculous.


PlatinumSif

So you're saying some asshole a long time ago freaked out about a spider and now we all are and forever will be. Fuck that guy.


ItzDaDutchSheep

God forbid people have emotions lol


edehlah

yeah there goes my gardening idea. shiesh!!!


Maeflower86

I could listen to that gasp/inhale before the scream on replay😭😭😭


sonofhippie

I literally dropped my phone


AstroMackem

Hey, watch the language! > Holy m*ly, what the fuck


MongChief

That’s why I don’t fuck around in the garden 😂


Global-Pickle5818

Wolf spider don't crush it ,it's covered in babies


ryosei

spider thinks ah shit, "nowhere to be safe from that hoomans, aah shit why so loud, better be on my way ma'am..."


cursingirish

That spider was huge


Dogamai

that spider GYAAAAT


faulknip

My mother is petrified of snakes, I used to rescue and rehome them, not all phobias come from our parents


Tokens-Life-Matters

Spiders are scary fuck you guys


Environmental-Pear40

Bruh, as a professional arachnophobic. It's a wolf spider, they teleport. Fire is really the only option.


GetNooted

Sorry, but your child has to be burnt. Not pleasant, but it’s the only way to be sure.


RobertXavierIV

Understandable reaction


Sunderland6969

“Holy moley…” thought she’d saved it in front of the kids, but no… it was “holy moley, what the fuck was that!” 🤣. Next time just go straight for “what fucking hell was that big hair cunt of a spider doing climbing up your bastard arm!”


joeflaccoelite

Way to pass on a fear of a harmless animal to all your kids


Ladymysterie

I mean it doesn't matter how much you think you know how that spider might not hurt you, how the rat/mouse is running away, how that snake is just chilling folk's lizard brain just goes OMG! Usually more like OMG WTF!


StiLL-_iLL_

This is how you make your children afraid of things that they weren't afraid of before


Ziiiiik

Show us how you’d react to one of your biggest fears on the spot.


marbryD1

Everyone knows redditors are big tough guys, I’m sure he would have kept his cool just fine


M1ck3yB1u

Let’s if there are some more potatoes… Hhho walulaloolawlau fucking shit.


Cloverhart

All my protective instincts too go out the window when large spiders are involved. Sorry kids!


hisae1421

Jesus get some self control girl, why would you make kid cry like that


No-Duty9109

That was the garden for so far


drsuesser

These spider filters get out of hand.


CrapLikeThat

That was always happening to me with my grow bags; spiders and centipedes love posting up under those things. I keep them off the ground now with some lattice I built out of 1X1 to avoid that scary shit, haha. They drain better too.


stuntsbluntshiphop

No potatoes, just spider


Slight_Topic_3821

And that's it guys , the kids learned some new words to strengthen their vocabulary


cake_is_ay_lie

She sounds just like the Deku Link scream from Majora's mask. Might want to turn down you sound a bit. https://youtu.be/D1NvM7clAdE?si=BxQ10XQJnAMyd7mc


Marcwatts

Never let em see you sweat, good work


You-get-the-ankles

Now the Devil knows her weakness.


Idiotwithaphone79

I know it's not the point but, I really like that bed!


All-the-pizza

🎵☀️🌈Let’s see if there is some more potatoesss🌈☀️🎵


B_Tank88

r/spiders needs to identify that bad momma


DatguyMalcolm

And that's why I sat away from our back garden, kids


Neppy5000

I no longer want my own garden


ObviousCuccumber

Wolf Spider?


Mob_Meal

I love how her protective mother instinct kicked in. Kid asking if it got on him and she is like “I don’t know, I ran” lol.


Dagumit_limbrol

The kid crying was immaculate timing


Gooseman61oh

I jumped


Snoo-22864

I watched the video 5 times to see the potatoes, feeling disappointed


deadlygr8ful

And there is nothing I can do when I realise with fright That the spiderman is having me for dinner tonight


Brojess

These guys love gardens but I think they’re harmless? Terrifying but harmless and I bet they help with pest too.


Charming_Falcon8458

Excited voice mom ![gif](giphy|KOUp2nbwHm7vy)


boi_from_2007

HUH "turns into a siren"


CouldntBeMoreWhite

As someone how has been moving around a bunch of brush and mulch lately, I've had my fair share of jump scares from big grass spiders, but nothing like this. Very disappointed I watched this because now anytime I feel something on my skin I'm going think it's one of these big boys.


C_G_J_

Hanus! noooooooooooo ![gif](giphy|72FaiITlw2qwFFZRpS|downsized)


Nice_Description_762

Tbh...if she didn't scream like that... I would...😞


The_Last_Legacy

Save yourself and forget the kids. Lol


AMPoet

"Jane, you'll scare the women."


DaLar89

I love it hahaha


Secret_Boss_4201

Started as wholesome and ended in chaos


Secret_Boss_4201

Started as wholesome and ended in chaos


Nowhereman50

Spiders in the garden are good! And a big one like that would have taken care of A LOT of pests!


PenguinStarfire

I love how it ends with one of the kids starting to cry. Hilarious.


Discount_coconut

Meanwhile the spider is like "Fuck holy shit, ma house!" 🤣


kamilman

"Holy fucking shit, it was so big!" ![gif](giphy|Zgo2A2oOpbGhQdf09T)


Yesterday4453

True lady of 2020


themanwithonesandle

I almost threw my phone through the wall when that demon showed itself


No_Warthog_3584

That’s a “Nope.”


Fr05t_B1t

I’m not normally repulsed by spiders but I almost threw my phone lmfao just before she saw it