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ApophisForever

Lol, my man said the city pays the repair bill, I'm gonna send it.


lucasbelite

Kinda honorable. His dedication to being on time takes commitment.


imdefinitelywong

r/bitchimabus


ReaperSound

How is this sub real? And why did I instantly join?


szudrzyk

Fast peek inside , I am in! Apex predator without rails.


holdingofplace

One of the oldest memes I can remember lol the sub side bar I guess says it originated from some other story but idk about that, I definitely thought this video was it. https://www.reddit.com/r/bitchimabus/comments/12p26t/the_original_bitch_im_a_bus/


Alikese

It's from [the story](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/fd667/while_riding_the_bus_yesterday_an_inside_joke_was/) linked in that thread.


zeetree137

r/bitchimatrain is probably also of interest


-Pelvis-

It’s a classic from the glory days of this site, enjoy. See also: r/bitchimatrain


jaraxel_arabani

Same...


BatangTundo3112

Now I know why my bus is always on time.🤭


ChampionTop6932

Bus driver is a real hero.


DingleBerrieIcecream

Did those protesters ever see the movie Speed? If he slows down, the bus is gonna blow up!


LRARBostonTerrier

And on that day No fucks were to be seen.


cantrecoveraccount

Whos bill? Im jeff


friedwidth

Fuck it, use my taxes! Screw protestors who block roads


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DiscipleOfYeshua

“Oh, a protest? Nice, I’ll protest too…”


FlashAUT

let me protest the protest


lbe91

You can't protest the protest because I protest the protest of your protest


FlashAUT

how dare u protest my protest of that protest ?! i will protest your protest of my protest of that protest even more !!!


GremlitanoMexicano

I will protest all protests about protesting protests that protest


Cold-Box-8262

My protest is more protestier than yours


AthiestMessiah

Exactly, why do they always do this to working stiffs? As opposed to a place full of billionaires or politicians


easant-Role-3170Pl

they are afraid of the consequences


Fafnir13

Protests have a primary goal of raising visibility.  Get the masses to notice the problem, get politicians seeing the problem, and get the nation talking about it.   Sometimes being genuinely disruptive and impolite, creating extra shock value through various means, will greatly increase the coverage your issue is getting.   The problem:  people disrupted by the protest will often gain resentment towards the cause, especially if the protest is just a small group of assholes blocking traffic.  If 20,000 people take to the streets chanting for something to be fixed, that demonstrates there’s a good likelihood a lot more people support the issue and it’s probably worth looking into.


sm753

Bingo - this does nothing but turn people against whatever cause you're protesting for.


llijilliil

There are numerous ways to "raise awareness" and if you have to go to extremes that derail and spoil the lives of others to "get noticed" then that should tell you that people are rejecting your message on mass. If you are attempting to coerce them into caving to your demands then own that and cut the "raising awareness BS". You are extorting, blackmailing and harassing innocent people who you know do not support your cause. That's not a democratic act. >If 20,000 people take to the streets chanting for something to be fixed, that demonstrates there’s a good likelihood a lot more people support the issue and it’s probably worth looking into. Right, and if the issue is "some selfish assholes who can't take no for an answer are being a massive PITA" then the action that will follow will be laws and regulations to throw those assholes into jail if they keep up their BS.


StunningCloud9184

If they blocked the road to say the mayors office then it would work better.


meepstone

People love protesting at people who aren't involved. Look at the Israel-Palestine war protests at colleges. Makes no sense to protest at a college/university halfway around the world to people and a college that has nothing to do with it.


radioinactivity

They are protesting the fact that their tuition money is funding Israeli investments so yes they do have something to do with it


Bramse-TFK

You seem to be educated on the topic, how is their tuition money funding "Israeli investments"?


hey_you_yeah_me

Bro said " I don't get paid enough for this shit, see ya!"


AreOhOh

r/bitchimabus


IDidABoomBoooom

What a beautiful subreddit


da_Aresinger

you're gonna like r/BitchImATrain and r/bitchimatruck


frappim

Are those e-bikes that light up on fire?


Forsaken-Income-2148

They all light up, probably just from scraping metal on concrete for a good 5 seconds. I find it hard to believe all of those that lit up are electric bikes [if any]


TurkeySauce_

You can see fire at the end. Most likely busted the oil pan, and it caught fire.


physicsman99

The fire starts near the front of the bus, while the engine is behind the rear tires (diesel pusher). The bus batteries are at the front driver's side. The flames may be from ebikes or magnesium frames on the bikes. Most hybrid or electric buses have an additional top, which this does not, so probably not a battery pack from the bus itself.


TurkeySauce_

This would make more sense. 👍


vvvvvoooooxxxxx

Yeah magnesium can make some big sparks, its used in firestarters for that reason https://youtu.be/KA5lxUhxHjQ


Scared_of_zombies

Buses are rear engined.


entered_bubble_50

Unless it's a sports bus. Those tend to be mid-engined.


TurkeySauce_

Could've caught a fuel line or anything. The bikes could've been gas or electric powered. We will never know lol


Scared_of_zombies

I’m thinking the protesters were using stolen electric bikes as barricades.


balor598

Nah those flames are far too white to be an oil fire, that's burning metal


Laserdollarz

RIP to that titanium frame 


DiscipleOfYeshua

It’s the ones you put on cakes and then when they blow them out they fake snuff and relight themselves.


Diabolical_Mars

No... Bus clearly reached 88 mph at the end of the video.


mattjvd

Great Scott!


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Most likely broke the oil pan on the bottom of the bus. My brother ran over a freaking car battery or something in the middle of the road last year and all the oil leaked out then we got stuck in the mcdonalds parking lot...


Flickr_Bean

The oil pan is in the rear of the bus. I very much doubt it was punctured. Those are just plain old sparks from rubbing metal on asphalt. Plus oil coming out of a sump doesn't ignite like that. It just leaks out.


PresentationNo1715

Protest?! Where's the protest? That's just a couple of pricks throwing some bicycles on a road at night, probably while being shitfaced drunk.


Kokem12

This happened in Chile, october 2019 during the "Estallido Social". Long story short, a bunch of protest related to low pensions, salaries, health system, etc. This protests occurred day and night.


ADavies

So these are not bicyclists and those probably are not their bikes. Great post title. So much accurate.


CanaDoug420

Are there CEOs in those cars or are they trying to get other civilians to pay their pensions?


round_reindeer

Redditors truely have no concept of what protests are or how they work. No protest in history would have been liked by redditors, neither the suffragettes movement nor the civil rights movement or the protests against the Vietnam war, because there are always people being inconvenienced who are not responsible.


RadicalizedCocaine

they needa toucha grass. I see protests as strikes; the purpose aint to recruit allies and help, but to inconvenience everyday operations to hurt those in power you want to change.


fartypenis

Redditors would've hated the fucking French Revolution tbh. Won't you think of all the poor people who had to travel through the Île Saint-Louis from the east who got held up by a bunch of no good hooligans at the Bastille?


Zondersaus

The way they handle those bikes also makes it quite obvious they aren't the owners but just grabbed them of a bike stall nearby.


T46BY

I think it's some confused Amsterdam tourists who don't know what to do with their bikes given there is no canal.


DreadEdgeLord

I think protests are supposed to be disruptive, to call attention to their cause.


NothingKnownNow

The bus was a pretty disruptive counter protest.


MisterSlosh

That's what's always confused me about people reposting this as a "protest" . Why would they be protesting in the night time when the few people they actually would want to impact are happily not on the road. This looks way more like intentionally malicious shenanigans.


henderthing

Why? Because the protest was 24/7 and lasted for many, many weeks and involved hundreds of thousands of people.


448977

Need more buses to clear the road.


Kokem12

OP did a shit job giving context. This Happened in october 2019 in Santiago, Chile during the "Estallido Social" (literally Social Outbreak). It was a bunch of protests related to low pensions, healthcare, education and other problems, they aren't cyclists protesting against vehicles, fossil fuels or anything like that. Those bikes are part of a bike renting service of Itaú Bank and the bus is part of Transantiago, part of the public transport of Santiago. These protest happened day and night.


cactusero

![gif](giphy|l0CRCmlEgroeK7Yje|downsized)


External_Acadia4154

![gif](giphy|J8FZIm9VoBU6Q)


jarbarf

Was trying to go back to the future


ozhs3

I never understood citizens blocking traffic to impede other citizens. It doesn't help your cause only makes those more aware of who they hate. These bicyclists are no better than the stop oil protestors. Edit: somehow a lot of replies are angry I said bicyclists, it's in the title people...


gdvs

Those are not the bicycles from the "protesters".


Ramrodron

This is an actual “then everyone clapped” moment.


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Goodguy1066

I love how these always end up sounding like cavemen


GremlitanoMexicano

Fr tho


SteamyWondernut

Haha! Beep beep


Separate-Beginning72

https://i.redd.it/6eldflimb4ad1.gif


FlyingKittyCate

“Bitch, I have a schedule”


CaptainObviousII

Hahaha Fuck your protest!


Apprehensive-Mix947

Why do we feel the need to do this protest on a road, at night, low visibility and think it’s a good idea? Seems like these people have 2 brain cells fighting over 3rd place.


gorwraith

It's probably not even their property that they are throwing in the road.


Modzrdix69

Good for the bus


bdrwr

Oh yeah that's right... Other people use roads besides selfish drivers.


DiabolicLucrosOnline

pov: you're playing GTA V and you accidentally shoot the ground


RedSonGamble

Well now I know where all the stolen bikes end up


notevenapro

Beep beep! Vroooooom!


Knalllltuete

"not on my shift, b*tch"


Discrete_Number

[r/bitchimabus](r/bitchimabus)


SantaNewfie

Good


badsnake2018

Many certain groups of spoiled people really think they and their immature ideas are more important than others.


OkFortune6494

Bus: WHAT???


Onederbat67

![gif](giphy|3oEduVK8jh2l2c7hhm)


Barolowine

Oddly satisfying clear of roadblocks


Reason_Above_All

Bitch I'm a bus.


lbe91

He don't give a shit


TravelingGonad

I love this bus driver, but unfortunately they did two illegal things, knowingly crash into the bikes, and fail to stop after an accident. They may not be able to be a bus driver anymore.


redpantsuit

r/bitchimabus


Johnsius

Truly unexpected.


Voradoor

Anyone have with sound?


darodardar_Inc

Fuck every protester that blocks the roads


timmehh15

Bitch! I'ma Bus!


PrimitiveThoughts

Bus driver got a date after work, he wants to get laid, he’s not waiting for your bs.


ibnyouss

That was anything but unexpected


TaxationIsTheft832

Where are they when you need them?


balor598

I'm guessing that they were all electric bikes by the fires


Kozmik_5

r/therewasanattempt


gochomoe

BEEP BEEP motherf\*ckers!


Ryan_e3p

r/MadeMeSmile


RataTopin

Go block reponsible houses


daaaaNebunule

good on the bus


brecord82

"BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER!"


Extreme_Barracuda658

r/BitchImaBuss


infinitepotato47

THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL


pobbitbreaker

i like the counter protest, coming through, schedule to keep!


ForensicsJesus

My mans got a schedule to keep


RadioactiveAltoid

It's like that one scene from Smokey and the Bandit when Cledus runs over the motorcycles


Formal-Ad678

Bus driver be like: "Hell nah shift is over"


TurkishLanding

Mass transit for the win.


mynextthroway

What ignited? 😍


sabretooth1971

Just stop oil should watch this because sooner later its gonna happen.


TheRedCelt

I love this so much. What were those assholes even protesting?


old-skool-bro

Absolute Chad! 🤣🤣🤣


LiberalNightmare45

Good for that bus driver


Natural_War1261

That was so satisfying.


3agle_CO

Why did they start on fire?


Nahchoocheese

A song came to mind “move b!tch, get out of the way, get out of the way”


Jealous-Let-5521

Jokes on him. All those bikes were stolen!!


MarcoVinicius

A man of the people!


Stunning-Astronaut72

Since nobody said it.... *"TCHOOOO TCHOOOOO MOTHERFUCKERS !!!"*


evandroestima

kinda expected, tbh


SooperFunk

Yep 👍 👌


NewToTradingStock

People on that bus got places to go


VFX_Reckoning

That bus driver has zero fucks


mindharbinger

You know, in a game you block the road with random objects, and the npc just plows right through it.


Dry_Action1734

r/BitchImABus


steve2166

I hope those bikes belonged to them


picopalquelee-

Chile, bus line 503, I assume it was during protest in 2019 (estallido social), but I'm not sure.


Fr05t_B1t

The one that holds the bikes…destroys the bikes


Sepulcher18

Oh god yes


Merry-Leopard_1A5

i mean... i expected *someone* to plow through the bikes strewn across the road... but not gonna lie, i wasn't expecting public transit to lose patience first


Sufficient_Fall_3290

Well it’s the end of the night. Probably his shift is nearing its end and he wants to go home and not deal with this stupid shit.


wonder_why_or_not

Nothing unexpected there


GarlicCloveTheFourth

r/abruptchaos


StellarWhisper-

![gif](giphy|1jkV5ifEE5EENHESRa|downsized)


Roselace

Not a problem anymore. Problem solved in seconds. Maybe that driver should be in charge of the country? lol.


Special_Dingo_1520

Bus always wins


Ok-Swim-3356

That is a perfect response!


DodSkonvirke

I doubt it's the bike owners doing that


Upper_Planes

I actually expected this 😈


bamseogbalade

Fail too see a protest. this is just vandalism.


Educational-Tip6177

What protest is this?


jmfeel

Somos el mejor país de Chile hermanoo


Intelligent-Ant7685

i call that littering haha


DFuel

Bus driver at the next stop: sorry sir the bike rack is full


No-Spell-007

Ρουφάτε τον..... Παπαρια!


G00Brandon

They get new bikes for themselves out of their pockets.


Thedeckatnight

God I love it!!!


Mindless_Sympathy_55

America. Fuck yeah!!!


Dart4jb1nks

![gif](giphy|xsF1FSDbjguis)


Ok_Landscape_592

Like a buss


AstronautDapper8735

Truck kun to the rescue?


RyuChamploo

I laughed way too hard at this. I don't care how legit your cause it, stop holding up regular folks.


ModestoMudflaps

I owe that bus driver a pint 🍺


ragrok

How did the bikes catch on fire?


Hotsaltynutz

Hes like, I'm a bus bitch


AZimpossible

This should probably be on the satisfyingasfuck sub


YoSupWeirdos

PRIMO VICTORIA


King_ofwar

Most based bus driver, or very strict company. My dad works for "Cotral" an italian bus company, and you need to follow the times REAL tightly since the bus can be tracked they know your stops and how late you are... they pay is already low and if you get slightly late you could say bye to 1/10th of it


theVelvetSquatch

The response these tiresome actions deserve...


MielikkisChosen

Exactly what should have happened


crimeblr

la micro, perro !


dilley07

How is this unexpected?


Disastrous_Gain_7323

🤣🤣🤣🤣 same


HeDuMSD

![gif](giphy|xsF1FSDbjguis)


Shamrock_shakerhood

Truly a happy ending!


ThanklessTask

The cheering on that bus would have been deafening.


SelarDorr

not cyclists.


TedBundysVlkswagon

Challenge Accepted


joevsyou

Dispatch - looks like you're behind, pick it up Driver - buuuut Dispatch - figure it out Driver. - okay 👍


paulodelgado

Buses should also make "choo choo" sounds.


shanktor

Too bad he missed


iam30now

And accomplishing what?


Total-Internet-1633

Bro is on a schedule. No time for bikes lol


Specialist_Prize_832

![gif](giphy|fVn0ZUIOGndtn3lECe|downsized)


Honest_Minute_811

Haha was thinking the same thoughts that bus driver had!


PrimalPokemonPlayer

Bus driver was about to go back to the future


hjeff51

i want to hear that


2-buck

Poor choice. Try bed springs next time. Those things get sucked up into the axile and shit.


anoliss

That's the funniest thing I've seen all week


Soft_Sea2913

Excellent! Annoy completely innocent people to bring about changes they can’t make.