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CHANGESHINKALION

Trish and sticky fingers wondering where they are lol


Its_Bunny

Bruno was there too


grahamulax

I was there as Jojolion too! It's so crazy seeing this but yeah... I guess stand users really attract each other...


pekrav

do you believe in gravity?


coconut_dot_jpg

"The enemy stand user could be anyone!" -Winnie the Pooh walks in with guards-


VectorSam

**STAND NAME: [[MADE IN CHINA](https://youtu.be/rILKm-DC06A)]**


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It has the power to reset social credits and not recognize Taiwan as a country.


coconut_dot_jpg

Plot twist, the entire country of China is his stand


FerretLegitimate

west taiwan*


Most-Stomach4240

Korega... MADEO IN CHINA DA *This stand can allow it's user to summon winnie the pooh who is on drugs and can accelerate time using winnie the pooh*


TiedMyDickInAKnot

That guys gonna get murdered.


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Worth it


catsmustdie

Who is gonna kill him? Winnie the Poo?


Good_Round

Loser the Pee


Fagatronxx

Bruh


labortooth

He might’ve just done something


driving_andflying

"Loser the Pee," archenemy of Winnie The Poo. Beware Loser's devious sidekick, Hogban...


NichoNico

Pepe le pew


Hellogiraffe

I saw this reply hours ago, laughed hard, and now I’m back laughing at it again. Thank you for thjs


airvqzz

No, John Cena


renderman1

John Xina


WorldWreckerYT

Zhong Xina


Few-Swordfish-6722

You Can't See Me!🖐


KingATyinKnotts

Yes


CMDR_KingErvin

He met an unfortunate accident, two bullets to the back of the head.


8syd

Cause of death? Suicide...twice.


Few-Swordfish-6722

Fell on a bullet twice. Slipped on all the Winnie the poooooo


tekko001

Accidentally brutally cut his head off while combing his hair


Hairybuttchecksout

It’s not murder when your government decides to kill you.


bill55668

It's not murder if you don't exist


AscendedAncient

It's not murder if your family never existed.


mrandr01d

It's not murder if your entire line of ancestors never existed.


[deleted]

They’re in Japan, he’ll be alright :-)


Good_Round

It’s not murder if you’re an organ donor.


Interesting_Sensei

Then it's a world wide viral news and it's just like he himself stating that's he is real Winnie.


txhrow1

Not unless that guy is proven to have died by suicide by shooting his own back twice.


Glampkoo

No he won't, can't you see all those bodyguards with him?


ExplodyMan

+1,000,000,000 social credit.


Lixdui

Probably the most famous thing I've seen in person. I'll be telling me grandkids about this one


FizzlePopBerryTwist

Unless they implement a one grandchild policy...


drunk98

Oh bother!


mumblekingLilNutSack

Wow, I'm jealous. Where was this? Don't docks yourself please. Edit: I spelled it like that to keep the bots and big bro away


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MochiMochiMochi

>cheap imitations China also produces ballistic missiles, heavy launch rockets, nuclear submarines, supercomputers... which are not cheap in any context. They make pretty much everything at every price point. As consumers we see mostly the cheap shit.


ericbyo

Yep, they will produce things to the spec set by the buyer. Hyperbolizing everything helps nothing.


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crs1138-1

True that. You literally have to have someone on site the whole time as a QA. Because if you set up a process with certain material standards etc. and leave the factory will look for a way how to use cheaper material than what you contracted and try to get away with that.


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Which is why household kitchen appliances now all come with a full 6 inch plug-in cord rather than the 16 inch cords of yesteryear. .


TheOneTrueRodd

Internet being the internet, there's an explanation out there. Aaand the real culprit was the bureaucrats . >If you are performing civic duties and visit the kitchen of a local venue open to the public or for that matter in your own kitchen or the kitchen of family and friends it would be advisable to check that the flex on the kettle is short and secured to prevent the possibility of a kettle filled with boiling water being pulled of the work surface by a child or other person resulting in them being doused with scalding water that may kill or injure them. >indeed, some years ago our house was inspected by the council to ensure it was suitable for child minding, the kettle flex had to be shortened and passed through a retaining eye securing it to the wall as part of the required improvements before approval was granted. >It is somewhat more of a problem these days as most kettles are"cordless" with a base and a kettle that sits on top of it. Most of these bases allow spare flex to be rolled up inside them, however I would suggest in many circumstances it would still be sensible to shorten the "cordless" kettle flex to ensure that the kettle has to be at the rear of the kitchen work surface out of the reach of toddlers and many others reducing the risk of the kettle falling off the front of the work surface. >Kettles on narrow shelves, ledges and the like should generally just be removed. >I have seen the injuries that scalding causes and they can be horrific. >So I would suggest that most kettles should only have a flex length of maybe no more than 200 millimetres. >However in many cases I would suggest that 2 metres would be the minimum flex length for an appliance, not the maximum. >Andy B.


GrammatonYHWH

> Most of these bases allow spare flex to be rolled up inside them, Holy shit. How am I just finding out about this? Just went downstairs and it's true. The kettle's trailing cable has been pissing me off for years. Just rolled it up and it's nice and tidy for the first time in years.


acissejcss

"cordless kettles" look at this rich person over here with their fancy kettle's


WeAreTheLeft

having done business in China I know this is the way. You can order things to spec, but unless you have a person on the ground checking each step and you pay that person MORE than the cost of them to bribe them (even then they may take the bribe) you can still get ripped off. It's a system people put up with because even if the good weren't to spec, they were so cheap compared to the US/Europe that business accepted the tradeoff. But now China is developing and wages are now to the point cheap goods can be built in the US using low cost of living/wage areas like the Appalicias at less cost since wages are LOWER in these areas than parts of China. So factory owners are buying up factories they put out of business and restarting them. [https://businessnc.com/chinas-n-c-love-affair/](https://businessnc.com/chinas-n-c-love-affair/) EDIT: to add a story I learned from a factory owner, He was having dinner with a tshirt maker, they were negotiating a mass order in the million order range, but these were free-bee give aways, so CHEAP CHEAP is the name. The final price, 80 USD CENTS, each. Even the chinese factory owner was astounded. How could he make margin? he couldn't, that was cost of goods and labor, BUT he could sell all the scraps from the production as new material for stuffing and that would be his profit. His profit he would take was the recycling of the material! That was the moment I learned the profit margin in China is something they will fight you on for hard and not to compete at that level of crazy.


newyork0120

They also enslave Uyghur Muslims for slave labor. Edit: Holy shit, that’s the first time any of my comments got 50 karma and an award. Thanks!


Awkward-Chemical2487

Fucking Winnie Poo probably thinks we are afraid of his weapons, and he is right. Fuck Winnie poo anyway. I love free countries like Taiwan that has nothing to see with communist China


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> Nothing in comparison to my luxurious items and brand clothes, lol megadouche


Novel-Presentation88

I only buy the finest in outdated government issue clothing. It actually tends to be pretty good stuff.


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This reads very much like a bot


MrBulger

It is, there's only around a dozen real people left on reddit, arguing with each other or bots. It's crazy business


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Close, but just a bit undershot. Source: am bot. The server farm I’m from has successfully documented 22 of you guys currently active.


CheddarValleyRail

Am I a bot?


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C03712, please stop malfunctioning.


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Rocket_Wreck

What the hell happened here


MinyGeckoGamer

Eh he hem…. *CHAINA*


ChubbyLilPanda

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Arx0s

Lmao Zedong


Murphthegurth

Oh bother.


mumblekingLilNutSack

The revolution's national anthem will be the Winnie the Pooh live theme song. WINNIE THE POOH, WINNIE THE POOH, Tubby Lil cubby all stuffed with fluff...


Good_Round

I thought it’s Comrade Mao.


OriginalG33Z3R

Xinnie the Pooh


Good_Round

Pooh Xi Ping


deepdaK

Xiaomi dust bin


mrandr01d

Huawei spare parts


Phylakitai

Xiaolin Showdown


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thecodingninja12

how long before the mods get paid to remove this do you think?


AlienInUnderpants

That must be the real Xi Jinping since he’s in his Winnie the Pooh costume!


jokerpersona1234

-99999999999 social credit


AlienInUnderpants

Oh no! My imaginary points that only matter in China.


PuddingRnbowExtreme

Quick, you better rack up some more imaginary Reddit points that mean nothing anywhere.


sm12511

Wait! You can't even buy a fleshlight with this shit? Now they tell me!


PuddingRnbowExtreme

Yeah it's a shame because with [the amount of points you have](https://i.imgur.com/edIJwvw.jpg) you should be able to buy quite a few fleshlights


Jaambie

Just buy a melon. It’s cheaper and you have a snack after.


Phazushift

Protein infused.


tots4scott

Is that how Chinese "secret service" act and dress too? Never seen them


Flyfires1

They’re too good at their job I guess


flies_with_owls

Is this actually in China? Because if it is one of those secret service guys must be assigned to help this guy heft around his gigantic balls.


the_towel_guy

It’s Japan for sure


Brandonsato1

Yeah, the pink sign above him reads ゲーム、 which translates to “game” in Japanese


DionGSnuffy

Not to mention the Jojo cosplays


libraryxhime

This was Japan’s Shibuya Halloween a few years ago


marcsoucy

Saw him in 2019 at Shibuya, just like you said. I think maybe he does this every year, thought.


txhrow1

That was the last time he was seen alive?


clockwork655

Oh wow the Winnie the Pooh thing is older than I thought I guess


marcsoucy

It started after a meeting with Obama in 2013, I think. But this video is probably from 2018 or 2019.


urmyheartBeatStopR

IIRC they compare Xie as Winnie and Obama as Eeyore. Winnie stuck cause Xie made such a fuss about it.


PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY

Obama was Tigger. Shinzo Abe (PM of Japan) was Eeyore.


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That makes sense


BongStockton

My tigga


The_R4ke

Yeah, the quickest way to ensure a nickname sticks is to rail against it as hard as you can.


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VaginalMatrix

Manchuria was located in Japan in 1942.


yawya

so was korea and taiwan


Pretty-Actuary-2044

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Credits


Zendofrog

Zipper man 🙂


rook2004

Get a load of this guy before China sends him back into the Disney vault forever.


Good_Round

That vault is located in Xinjiang Province.


Good_Round

*warning, r/sino shills incoming*


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Dude I just checked it out and there is a crap ton of shills


clockwork655

You see the post on the genocide?


yingkaixing

Was it for or against


No_Idea_737264

basically saying that other countries shouldn't spy and interfere


Nikurou

Well, from my experience, they usually say "it's the Western media blowing it out of proportion or Western propaganda" and "that the Uyghur people are now living better lives due to higher wages and enjoy it" or something along those lines. Whatever the case, re-education camps for a specific race or rather re-education camps in general are not normal in the first place


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So the short answer is for genocide.


[deleted]

"Genocide is Badass" - Winnie the Poo probably


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Pawn_captures_Queen

Damn that's bad. That's actually kinda sad in a way. The mental gymnastics... "Why can't you see the camps from satellites?!?" Just what?


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Webbyx01

That's because it's literally a holocaust denial post. Not *The* Holocaust but the Uyghur holocaust instead.


TheUltimaWerewolf

Hold up was that Bruno and Sticky Fingers?


beetlesin

And Trish


TheUltimaWerewolf

Yes and Trish- wait Kira?!


beetlesin

Oh dear… it seems you’ve seen it


TheUltimaWerewolf

🚑


jailson1mendes

Killer Queen has already touched this comment section


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Holy shit are you my twin


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GlassFantast

The president would of course have secret service with them


unableepilepsy

I hope his still alive, I've heard CCP is tracing them now?!


G00DLuck

The CCP can't draw freehand?


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PsYcHo4MuFfInS

Bruh a world leader always has security personnel nearby!!


DrFuzzyNutsPHD

Bing Chilling


youtocin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIhqugVuSV4


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There is a meme comparing the Chinese president to Winnie the Pooh. Xi very much does not appreciate them.


PuddingRnbowExtreme

For the funniness of it


FancyResort576

He should be careful some farmer that owns "Tegridy Farms" is looking for him


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Fantastic explanation


Paracausality

nods


teapot_on_reddit

This explanation, lmao


Zouthth

\+15 social credit to op


RAFABrr

Op went missing


S_Dumont

Now I refuse to believe you are a bot


nekomamushu

I dont get it.


[deleted]

China uses a social credit system, and this pokes fun at its leader.


[deleted]

The jojo cosplays were pretty dope


Dovahnime

Rip in advance


Good_Round

F


iamfi_ne

F


3p1ctamp0n

F


immaheadout3000

You have chosen... unreported disappearance.


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ColdZoroark

Arrivederci


YangGain

#TAIWAN IS A COUNTRY


Pepe-Roni69

TAIWAN #1!!!


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TAIWAN IS A COUNTRY


VerdantFuppe

A lot of Asians in that video, but no fucking way that is in mainland China. They would all go to prison forever. Haha


Parcent

it’s in Japan, for Shibuya’s Halloween event


YangGain

Bold of you to think they will keep them alive


WartimeHotTot

Can you explain this? I don't get it. Looks like a standard convention to me. Nothing noteworthy happening.


VerdantFuppe

Xi Jinping, the president of China, has been compared to Winnie the Pooh. So they are making fun of the Chinese president with what they are doing. People in China have gone to prison for simply posting a meme about it. So dressing up in public would make you vanish like a fart in the air, as soon as the Chinese security services got their hands on you. Edit: picture of what i was talking about https://images.app.goo.gl/kmZFJjKDnqgkTnoT6


WartimeHotTot

Ah, I see. I was not aware of this Winnie the Pooh situation. Never associated him with Xi. Didn't know that was a thing. Thanks for explaining!


johninbigd

I was quite lost, as well. I'm VERY far out of this loop. I had no idea what the hell was going on or what anyone was talking about.


disphugginflip

Not a convention at all. Just Halloween in tokyo.


mrbuttersoft

Xinnie the Jinpooh


tengboss

Bing Chiling Edited bin to bing for +9999999 social credits


SandyArca

Trish! Bruno! Get out of there!


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General_Grievous_SW

I’ve heard Taiwanese don’t like the West Taiwan joke because it makes it seem like Taiwan is apart of China.


AegisThievenaix

Think most people say it because they know it makes chinese shills angry


FancyResort576

Wait does this make Kim Jong-un piglet!?!?


X_Humanbuster_X

STICKY FINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS


Anti-Iridium

Imagine killing because people compare you to Winnie the Pooh. How sad do you have to be.


Ignitor110

At first glance I thought he was cosplaying polpo XD


Halveknought

I don’t understand any of it, explain like im 5?


grahamulax

Whoa this is crazy. Pretty sure this is Shibuya a couple years ago on Halloween! I know this because I jobro'd it up with those cosplayers that night!


Ghost-of-Bill-Cosby

Can someone explain why he is brave to be wearing a Whinny the Poo costume?


dont_let_me_down_

Theyre mocking the dictator of China


gordo65

It's Japan, not China.


OmziKhan

The president of China, Xi Jinping, is very sensitive about being likened to Winnie the Pooh.


Dyltra

I’m glad I’m not the only one.


theflamingheads

China is about to go to war with this convention.


skoffs

In that this is actually Shibuya during Halloween a few years ago, you're not wrong about china wanting to go to war with them...


Alternative_Body7345

You gotta bring all your friends around when there’s a Pooh that big.


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Just having jojo characters standing there makes this so much funnier to me.


Panduin

What’s the music?


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S4xFl4CD34


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I got the reference!


-Listening

It got y’all listening to


Puzzleheaded-Fix8763

Is trish about to give head to sticky fingers or something?


doktorsckeletor

This comment right here, Jotaro.


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STICKY FINGERS


Dieselyura

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Interesting_Log_5366

What the fuck was that?