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theC00lCat

We are recreating Okur in the aggregate


iJustWantTolerance

Underrated comment


Medikated

And we know he gets on base


benderGOAT

He's slugging 3.000 but has never hit a homer


Culinary-Vibes

Eh, as long as they repent afterwards all is well.


Inner_Bison2372

If he helps us win games, he can be dating an 82 year old for all I care.


jtmackay

Lol I know right? Wtf does that have to do with anything?


theC00lCat

This post is just a moneyball reference to how players get dinged for random reasons unrelated to the numbers


2b_squared

That is exactly the point. In the movie, they go against what features people (scouts) usually looked at. One even referenced that someone had an ugly girlfriend which showed a lack of confidence. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czYx06mhRGU


S0PES

One year in age for every game we win in the season


Dapaaads

Proper shitpost


SaferThanATubeSock

ok this got me


Fluxlander17

Kinda messed up that teams wouldn't take him because he's a victim.


tenisplenty

He ain't even a victim. They were both over 18 when they started dating. The age gap is weird, but nothing illegal.


_snapcrackle_

It definitely feels weird, but I think mainly because he was still in high school. One of my good friends got engaged the night of graduation to a guy 4 years older than us and it felt icky even though she was 18 when they started dating


GBAGY2

Defending someone with a masters degree dating high school junior is wild lmao I can honestly say that I hate you even tho I don’t know you. She went to his senior prom when he was just barely 18 yes(that’s still creepy asf you weirdo pro-groomer) but his mom said they started dating when he was 17 so yeah that’s illegal, AND she was his babysitter even earlier than that But keep defending her just because the person she groomed plays on your basketball team you fuckin weirdo


tenisplenty

It doesn't change the fact that it's super weird, but he was closer to 19 than 18 at the time of the infamous prom pic, and his Mom never said he was 17. His GF posted about happy 2 year anniversary after he was already 20. All the timelines add up to it being super weird but them not dating until after he was 18.


GBAGY2

Maybe she was smart enough not to leave a digital confession to illegally having sex with a minor? Idk I’m not inclined to believe the groomer’s timeline over the mother/brother lol


TreadMeHarderDaddy

Danny to Ryan He's probably getting baptized, but it's like 49% rapey "Well then I'll call the brethren and we'll pop some Diet Coke"


Id-rather-golf

This is one of the great posts I’ve ever seen


w1nst0nsm1th1984

this is f'n funny as f


Funny-Mission-2937

If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times, LDS Bible study is just too erotic for young minds to handle.   Just the thought of an older woman opening her quad.... oh baby oh baby how could any man resist. Call me crazy but if we are being offended by the implied statutory rape of an 18 year old the larger point may have been lost.


Bronze_Addict

Watched a lot of his games in college and I’m not surprised he fell out of the first round. Didn’t improve any aspect of his game from freshman to sophomore year and seems like he doesn’t have a great attitude when things aren’t going great.


WednesdayThrowawae

Who’s Fabio?


gray_character

Honestly I wish we would have drafted Tyler Smith. He looked way better and didn't have this ridiculous drama that has sort of bummed me out.


HerkulezRokkafeller

Drama from a Duke player who played dirty, has little to no self-awareness, and is whiny af. What could go wrong?


milosport2

At least we can get another Mike Conley out of this


Trivialpursuits69

Cp3 incoming


rmccarthy10

Isn't he some questionable Jesus weirdo, also??


GalaxySparks

Wtf is a questionable jesus weirdo


PariahDS

Someone who believes fairytales are real


tburtner

AJ Griffin


boyboyboyboy666

Buddy, you're in the Utah Jazz subreddit. This place is probably 95% christian and heavily LDS


Trivialpursuits69

Na I bet this sub is under 50% Mormon. Definitely the commenting population is.


given2fly_

Yeah Reddit skews more liberal and less religious. Hell, I joined Reddit specifically because of r/exmormon


Clerithifa

Right, I'm an agnostic trans woman from Omaha, Nebraska. I just really love the Jazz lol


given2fly_

Mate, I'm BRITISH! Never even lived in the US, and I love the Jazz!


Sad-Technology9484

if you mean LDS, then yeah…


hzg511-

Great pussy, well done mate.