It's funny because meanwhile all the main Cyphers are busy, planted on a bombsite, opening and closing a camera every 1 second to get a sense of a specific pixel on the map. He's not thinking about you blud lmao 💀😭
I used to be a pocket sage ngl hundreds of hours running behind my teammates has given me all sorts of intrusive thoughts like how deep are their pockets
Nope, nope, that‘s enough internet for today. What did I just read, I wished I dropped out in grade school, so I couldn’t read this shit. I‘m gonna go and look for a therapist
Average fan fiction writer
What did I just read
This just seems like a good example of how a sentinels mindset should be like.
*furiously takes erotic notes*
The avarage random teammates thought process:
Cypher selfcest fanfic I guess
What a terrible day to be literate
What an amazing day to be literate
What a nice day to obliterate
What a nice day to, initiated!
Make an animation out of this.
+1
+2
+3
+4
I can only count to 4
I play Cypher. Enemy sentinel is Cypher. Do you have sexual tensions towards yourself?
That's another story to be told
what's the original version of this? I saw one about junglers yesterday...
it originated from dota iirc
Hmm. Play less valorant.
glad I stopped playing Deadlock
You should severely limit your free time and do more studies.
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It's funny because meanwhile all the main Cyphers are busy, planted on a bombsite, opening and closing a camera every 1 second to get a sense of a specific pixel on the map. He's not thinking about you blud lmao 💀😭
I think sage has bro bricked up 😭
dude you were at the league subreddit too stop this madness 😭😭😭
Bro get help.
LMAOOO
I dont even play valorant, why did reddit gave me this
I'm saving this post. It's a rarerity among the same type of shit that I hear on team comms and on this subreddit.
Match chat exists, I flirt with all deadlocks I run into.
This is so enemies to lovers coded omg.
pls write a sentinel x sentinel fanfiction 😏
babe wake up new copypasta just dropped
Inside the mind of a e-dater, just go tel him how you feel about him and ask him out on an date /s
Why is everyone clutching their pearls lmao, learn to appreciate a decent shitpost 8/10, lowkey relatable no matter which role you're lurking on
Straight outta Wattpad
When u mean Sentinel u mean Sage or other agent :D
3/5 sentinels are female, 1 are bi (french) and the other is male. enough for everyone to enjoy!
What in the name of shekels is this?
We going to horny jail with this one
didn’t know we had Shakespeare among us still
AMOGUS DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN, DU-DU-DUN
You gotta get more sunlight bro go outside more often
okay..what
The fvck!
I wanna unread this
bro???????
Compare this to cs2’s reddit
Domain expansion: limited lockdown vs Domain expansion: Malevolent theft \[range: whole map\]
You good?
Least predatory valorant player
Wow
This is the MF in every game with a name like "her little puppy dog#UwU"
Real
WHAT THE FUCK
I like this question
You're a cypher main aren't you
**Me, a KJ main one trick:** “*…What D:*”
Do Renya Vs Renya player next
Wait, what!?
I have zero words for you
You need help
I used to be a pocket sage ngl hundreds of hours running behind my teammates has given me all sorts of intrusive thoughts like how deep are their pockets
Found the cypher main
Valorant community be like
As a sentinel player, please stay away from me
what is bro cooking
Bro this cracked me up 10/10 content
Valorant community come up with the most absurd/funny copypasta-esque texts
The tension between my nade and that cypher's bumhole
Feel the same but as a lurking controller..
Valorant weirdos
Nope, nope, that‘s enough internet for today. What did I just read, I wished I dropped out in grade school, so I couldn’t read this shit. I‘m gonna go and look for a therapist
A horrible day for anyone with eyes
That’s why I quitted Valorant. OP might (hopefully) be joking, but people like this truly exist in this e dating simulator.