My dad disowned me for getting the new bundle.
I was playing valorant as usual, while dad was walking across my room he noticed the teddy bear reloading the ghost , he commented "wtf is this gay shit", i mistakenly admitted liking and buying the new bundle, he said " is that what you spent my money on, get out of my house you f'ing furry". I am still trying to get back to the house but i still can't convince my dad that i am not a furry. I will update you later.
Update: He still doesn't believe me but he decided to give me a chance, i am now back home and we agreed i won't shave my beard for the next 3 months as part of my rehabilitation.
Hi Guys, My dad disowned me for getting the new bundle.
I was playing valorant as usual, while dad was walking across my room he noticed the teddy bear reloading the ghost , he commented "wtf is this gay shit", i mistakenly admitted liking and buying the new bundle, he said " is that what you spent my money on, get out of my house you f'ing furry". I am still trying to get back to the house but i still can't convince my dad that i am not a furry. I will update you later.
Update: He still doesn't believe me but he decided to give me a chance, i am now back home and we agreed i won't shave my beard for the next 3 months as part of my rehabilitation.
Hi Guys, My dad disowned me for getting the new bundle.
I was playing valorant as usual, while dad was walking across my room he noticed the teddy bear reloading the ghost , he commented "wtf is this gay shit", i mistakenly admitted liking and buying the new bundle, he said " is that what you spent my money on, get out of my house you f'ing furry". I am still trying to get back to the house but i still can't convince my dad that i am not a furry. I will update you later.
Update: He still doesn't believe me but he decided to give me a chance, i am now back home and we agreed i won't shave my beard for the next 3 months as part of my rehabilitation.
Hi Guys, My dad disowned me for getting the new bundle.
I was playing valorant as usual, while dad was walking across my room he noticed the teddy bear reloading the ghost , he commented "wtf is this gay shit", i mistakenly admitted liking and buying the new bundle, he said " is that what you spent my money on, get out of my house you f'ing furry". I am still trying to get back to the house but i still can't convince my dad that i am not a furry. I will update you later.
Update: He still doesn't believe me but he decided to give me a chance, i am now back home and we agreed i won't shave my beard for the next 3 months as part of my rehabilitation.
Hi Guys, My dad disowned me for getting the new bundle.
I was playing valorant as usual, while dad was walking across my room he noticed the teddy bear reloading the ghost , he commented "wtf is this gay shit", i mistakenly admitted liking and buying the new bundle, he said " is that what you spent my money on, get out of my house you f'ing furry". I am still trying to get back to the house but i still can't convince my dad that i am not a furry. I will update you later.
Update: He still doesn't believe me but he decided to give me a chance, i am now back home and we agreed i won't shave my beard for the next 3 months as part of my rehabilitation.
My dad disowned me for getting the new bundle.
I was playing valorant as usual, while dad was walking across my room he noticed the teddy bear reloading the ghost , he commented "wtf is this gay shit", i mistakenly admitted liking and buying the new bundle, he said " is that what you spent my money on, get out of my house you f'ing furry". I am still trying to get back to the house but i still can't convince my dad that i am not a furry. I will update you later.
Update: He still doesn't believe me but he decided to give me a chance, i am now back home and we agreed i won't shave my beard for the next 3 months as part of my rehabilitation.
Hi Guys, My dad disowned me for getting the new bundle.
I was playing valorant as usual, while dad was walking across my room he noticed the teddy bear reloading the ghost , he commented "wtf is this gay shit", i mistakenly admitted liking and buying the new bundle, he said " is that what you spent my money on, get out of my house you f'ing furry". I am still trying to get back to the house but i still can't convince my dad that i am not a furry. I will update you later.
Update: He still doesn't believe me but he decided to give me a chance, i am now back home and we agreed i won't shave my beard for the next 3 months as part of my rehabilitation.
# My dad disowned me for getting the new bundle.
[Discussion](https://www.reddit.com/r/VALORANT/?f=flair_name%3A%22Discussion%22)
I was playing valorant as usual, while dad was walking across my room he noticed the teddy bear reloading the ghost , he commented "wtf is this gay shit", i mistakenly admitted liking and buying the new bundle, he said " is that what you spent my money on, get out of my house you f'ing furry". I am still trying to get back to the house but i still can't convince my dad that i am not a furry. I will update you later.
Update: He still doesn't believe me but he decided to give me a chance, i am now back home and we agreed i won't shave my beard for the next 3 months as part of my rehabilitation.
My dad disowned me for getting the new bundle.
I was playing valorant as usual, while dad was walking across my room he noticed the teddy bear reloading the ghost , he commented "wtf is this gay shit", i mistakenly admitted liking and buying the new bundle, he said " is that what you spent my money on, get out of my house you f'ing furry". I am still trying to get back to the house but i still can't convince my dad that i am not a furry. I will update you later.
Update: He still doesn't believe me but he decided to give me a chance, i am now back home and we agreed i won't shave my beard for the next 3 months as part of my rehabilitation.
I bought the vandal skin, and I have been giving it away to my teammates telling them it has the power of friendship. I am on a win streak with almost no kills.
I too bought the bundleโฆ. Yes he is rightโฆ. But nothing is more insulting than getting beat over the head with a wand from Sailor Moon.
Also, I am sorry if that actually happened.
My fiance called it the twinkle cannon
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Edit: every time you like this comment I get a notif saying "My dad disowned me..." and seeing my comment say fuckin "twinkle cannon". Thank you for the laughs for every like lmfao.
He's the fiance! Am woman, but yes definitely lucky haha!
He showed it to me when it was in Beta and said we should play together. Got a twitch drop and never looked back. Iron 1 to D1 so far, he's in Ascendant haha.
Dang. Sounds like you need a wife reset.
(Satire, obviously).
Although, I do believe that partners should take interest in their s/o's hobbies! Maybe not to the extent of, "wanna grind Elden Ring for 5 hours?", but just a "hey, whatcha playing? Can i watch for a bit?" and general appreciation. That's what got my fiance and I rolling with Val. I've played literally only Minecraft on PC and COD on ps3 before Val, but he knew I liked OW's character vibe and shooter games. Val came out at the perfect time for us! CS was too overwhelming with toxicity, OW seems to have a bajillion things to understand, and TF2 is just oldschool (no offense, gaming boomers).
I was playing valorant as usual, while dad was walking across my room he noticed the teddy bear reloading the ghost , he commented "wtf is this gay shit", i mistakenly admitted liking and buying the new bundle, he said " is that what you spent my money on, get out of my house you f'ing furry". I am still trying to get back to the house but i still can't convince my dad that i am not a furry. I will update you later.
Update: He still doesn't believe me but he decided to give me a chance, i am now back home and we agreed i won't shave my beard for the next 3 months as part of my rehabilitation.
My dad disowned me for getting the new bundle.
I was playing valorant as usual, while dad was walking across my room he noticed the teddy bear reloading the ghost , he commented "wtf is this gay shit", i mistakenly admitted liking and buying the new bundle, he said " is that what you spent my money on, get out of my house you f'ing furry". I am still trying to get back to the house but i still can't convince my dad that i am not a furry. I will update you later.
Update: He still doesn't believe me but he decided to give me a chance, i am now back home and we agreed i won't shave my beard for the next 3 months as part of my rehabilitation.
The skins are so fire but they're so spendy wtf. I thought Apex skins were priced steeply... but idk, are there character skins in the game? New to console beta
OP you should get the mystbloom skins as well to show your dad that you are manly because it relates to the wild. Like how men used to hunt in the wild to feed their family.
Okay, overreaction but bro, did you really liked the new bundle? Overpriced and it doesn't even feel like valorant anymore. Also there is nothing wrong with the beard bro, a lot of girls like it xD
I mean, it's not bad as a bundle, i feel like valorant had published a lot more worse skin lines but it doesn't feel like valorant to me. It reminds me of those mobile games with guns that have skins with every rainbow color
new copypasta dropped
My dad disowned me for getting the new bundle. I was playing valorant as usual, while dad was walking across my room he noticed the teddy bear reloading the ghost , he commented "wtf is this gay shit", i mistakenly admitted liking and buying the new bundle, he said " is that what you spent my money on, get out of my house you f'ing furry". I am still trying to get back to the house but i still can't convince my dad that i am not a furry. I will update you later. Update: He still doesn't believe me but he decided to give me a chance, i am now back home and we agreed i won't shave my beard for the next 3 months as part of my rehabilitation.
Hi Guys, My dad disowned me for getting the new bundle. I was playing valorant as usual, while dad was walking across my room he noticed the teddy bear reloading the ghost , he commented "wtf is this gay shit", i mistakenly admitted liking and buying the new bundle, he said " is that what you spent my money on, get out of my house you f'ing furry". I am still trying to get back to the house but i still can't convince my dad that i am not a furry. I will update you later. Update: He still doesn't believe me but he decided to give me a chance, i am now back home and we agreed i won't shave my beard for the next 3 months as part of my rehabilitation.
Hi Guys, My dad disowned me for getting the new bundle. I was playing valorant as usual, while dad was walking across my room he noticed the teddy bear reloading the ghost , he commented "wtf is this gay shit", i mistakenly admitted liking and buying the new bundle, he said " is that what you spent my money on, get out of my house you f'ing furry". I am still trying to get back to the house but i still can't convince my dad that i am not a furry. I will update you later. Update: He still doesn't believe me but he decided to give me a chance, i am now back home and we agreed i won't shave my beard for the next 3 months as part of my rehabilitation.
Hi Guys, My dad disowned me for getting the new bundle. I was playing valorant as usual, while dad was walking across my room he noticed the teddy bear reloading the ghost , he commented "wtf is this gay shit", i mistakenly admitted liking and buying the new bundle, he said " is that what you spent my money on, get out of my house you f'ing furry". I am still trying to get back to the house but i still can't convince my dad that i am not a furry. I will update you later. Update: He still doesn't believe me but he decided to give me a chance, i am now back home and we agreed i won't shave my beard for the next 3 months as part of my rehabilitation.
Hi Guys, My dad disowned me for getting the new bundle. I was playing valorant as usual, while dad was walking across my room he noticed the teddy bear reloading the ghost , he commented "wtf is this gay shit", i mistakenly admitted liking and buying the new bundle, he said " is that what you spent my money on, get out of my house you f'ing furry". I am still trying to get back to the house but i still can't convince my dad that i am not a furry. I will update you later. Update: He still doesn't believe me but he decided to give me a chance, i am now back home and we agreed i won't shave my beard for the next 3 months as part of my rehabilitation.
My dad disowned me for getting the new bundle. I was playing valorant as usual, while dad was walking across my room he noticed the teddy bear reloading the ghost , he commented "wtf is this gay shit", i mistakenly admitted liking and buying the new bundle, he said " is that what you spent my money on, get out of my house you f'ing furry". I am still trying to get back to the house but i still can't convince my dad that i am not a furry. I will update you later. Update: He still doesn't believe me but he decided to give me a chance, i am now back home and we agreed i won't shave my beard for the next 3 months as part of my rehabilitation.
Hi Guys, My dad disowned me for getting the new bundle. I was playing valorant as usual, while dad was walking across my room he noticed the teddy bear reloading the ghost , he commented "wtf is this gay shit", i mistakenly admitted liking and buying the new bundle, he said " is that what you spent my money on, get out of my house you f'ing furry". I am still trying to get back to the house but i still can't convince my dad that i am not a furry. I will update you later. Update: He still doesn't believe me but he decided to give me a chance, i am now back home and we agreed i won't shave my beard for the next 3 months as part of my rehabilitation.
# My dad disowned me for getting the new bundle. [Discussion](https://www.reddit.com/r/VALORANT/?f=flair_name%3A%22Discussion%22) I was playing valorant as usual, while dad was walking across my room he noticed the teddy bear reloading the ghost , he commented "wtf is this gay shit", i mistakenly admitted liking and buying the new bundle, he said " is that what you spent my money on, get out of my house you f'ing furry". I am still trying to get back to the house but i still can't convince my dad that i am not a furry. I will update you later. Update: He still doesn't believe me but he decided to give me a chance, i am now back home and we agreed i won't shave my beard for the next 3 months as part of my rehabilitation.
My dad disowned me for getting the new bundle. I was playing valorant as usual, while dad was walking across my room he noticed the teddy bear reloading the ghost , he commented "wtf is this gay shit", i mistakenly admitted liking and buying the new bundle, he said " is that what you spent my money on, get out of my house you f'ing furry". I am still trying to get back to the house but i still can't convince my dad that i am not a furry. I will update you later. Update: He still doesn't believe me but he decided to give me a chance, i am now back home and we agreed i won't shave my beard for the next 3 months as part of my rehabilitation.
RIP ur notifs
Hahahah
well atleast riot statement of "we want to make skins for every possibility" is going good
Fr
he shoulda disowned u for playing valorant to start with
Yours should disown you for being on not only reddit, but let alone the VALORANT SUBREDDIT.
Im not even here willingly it got recommended to my feed ๐
the sova flair does NOT check out
same
this is cap you rocking that sova flair
This is a subreddit?!
Sadly
i thought this was discord
It might be who knows
I absolutely can not tell if this is legitimate or not.
It's true im the dad and I ain't having none of that gay shit in my house
Double confirmed, source I live in OP and his father's walls
same can confirm source: iโm fucking opโs dad and we ainโt having any of that furry shit\ (gay shit is allowed on account of our month โ)
Triple confirm, I'm the federal agent listening on his computer (he also shouldn't pirate download the Taylor Swift latest album)
Quadruple confirm, source, I am the gay shit not allowed in the house
Thanks for the confirmation ๐
Itโs true I am the gay shit in the house
It's true, I'm the dad's boyfriend and he told me everything during the pillow talk
you were his teddy bear reloading his gun if you catch my drift.
fo sheezy
๐ฎ. I think we must be a little more forgiving here father Treydoo ๐
It's true i was the furry costume OP keeps in their closet
It's true, I'm the cat
It's true, I was watching the family from my secret hiding spot as usual
Its true i was playing with op while he was using that gay shit
its a joke obviously bro
unfortunately some ppl are like this
I can confirm, I had my cam placed in OPโs room for info.
Itโs true, I hacked into OPโs web cam and let me just say I can sense how putrid the room smells through my monitor, W father tbh
I'm worried for you
Thank you my friend, I do appreciate it ๐
It's true. I am having an affair with his mom. I was hiding under their bed and heard all of it.
I can't tell if your reply is legit.
the amount of people taking this as real is concerning
I bought the vandal skin, and I have been giving it away to my teammates telling them it has the power of friendship. I am on a win streak with almost no kills.
Wake up a new strat just dropped?? XD
Friendship did not win my placement games๐ญ๐
I too bought the bundleโฆ. Yes he is rightโฆ. But nothing is more insulting than getting beat over the head with a wand from Sailor Moon. Also, I am sorry if that actually happened.
jokes aside. this bundle is not for me
that's okay, not all of them have to be for everyone i, for one, like running around like a fairy princess with the magical skins
My fiance called it the twinkle cannon - Edit: every time you like this comment I get a notif saying "My dad disowned me..." and seeing my comment say fuckin "twinkle cannon". Thank you for the laughs for every like lmfao.
Having a wife AND playing Valorant? Lucky you!
He's the fiance! Am woman, but yes definitely lucky haha! He showed it to me when it was in Beta and said we should play together. Got a twitch drop and never looked back. Iron 1 to D1 so far, he's in Ascendant haha.
My wife just rolls her eyes when I play any video games ;'(
Dang. Sounds like you need a wife reset. (Satire, obviously). Although, I do believe that partners should take interest in their s/o's hobbies! Maybe not to the extent of, "wanna grind Elden Ring for 5 hours?", but just a "hey, whatcha playing? Can i watch for a bit?" and general appreciation. That's what got my fiance and I rolling with Val. I've played literally only Minecraft on PC and COD on ps3 before Val, but he knew I liked OW's character vibe and shooter games. Val came out at the perfect time for us! CS was too overwhelming with toxicity, OW seems to have a bajillion things to understand, and TF2 is just oldschool (no offense, gaming boomers).
My wallet said the same to me.
Atleast you donโt need to worry about having to change the litter box if youโre stuck outside. Glass half full
Back in my day we used the pinkest girliest skins and wore them as a badge of honor.
deserved imo
I was playing valorant as usual, while dad was walking across my room he noticed the teddy bear reloading the ghost , he commented "wtf is this gay shit", i mistakenly admitted liking and buying the new bundle, he said " is that what you spent my money on, get out of my house you f'ing furry". I am still trying to get back to the house but i still can't convince my dad that i am not a furry. I will update you later. Update: He still doesn't believe me but he decided to give me a chance, i am now back home and we agreed i won't shave my beard for the next 3 months as part of my rehabilitation.
beards keeping the gay away is the most hilarious myth.
This bundle is straight gas tell your dad he can eat dirt
Update: Iโm currently homeless and earning money by offering $20 BJs
He's right
Iโm cryinggggg
The bundle isn't worth getting disowned for man smh
This sub needs more shitposts
Based father behavior
W fathering
That's the right thing to do to anyone who's plays valorant
I love VALORANT. Almost the best game I have ever played. I do not understand where the hate comes from?
Spyware the video game
GIGACHAD father
Babe wake up a new flair tag dropped
Lol
Can confirm, I live inside OP's walls
Buy your needs from father's money, but your wants from your money
Boomer much?
Sorry?
It's fine whatever.
This comment section is such a red flag its actually insane
Nah, if you buy the bundle OPโs story is deserved.
u/Moody_smth when satire: ๐ก
Deserved.
Lmao
Worth it
You can call me daddy.
I canโt birth ๐คฃ๐๐
IdkโฆI like running around as an omen with a pink wand and just randomly bopping people with it.
am the teddy he dry humps i can confirm..lolol..๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐ป๐ผ๐ป๐ผ๐ป๐ผ
This was a good read lol
W dad
Lmao ๐
This gotta be satire or sum
Based dad
Based
My dad disowned me for getting the new bundle. I was playing valorant as usual, while dad was walking across my room he noticed the teddy bear reloading the ghost , he commented "wtf is this gay shit", i mistakenly admitted liking and buying the new bundle, he said " is that what you spent my money on, get out of my house you f'ing furry". I am still trying to get back to the house but i still can't convince my dad that i am not a furry. I will update you later. Update: He still doesn't believe me but he decided to give me a chance, i am now back home and we agreed i won't shave my beard for the next 3 months as part of my rehabilitation.
perfectly reasonable response
L dad, I love this cute sailor moon, furry, E-girly bundle
Just disown your dad
The pink bear is my favorite reminds me of Care Bears
Thatโs the role model that everyone should have in their childhood
AHAAHAHHA
Lmfaoooo
Donโt worry I can adopt you. When my son bought the vandal, we started a round and I dropped him the odin (with the bear) ๐คฃ
Odin is a rat, bear is the ghost
The kids call me โthe inventor of the Odinโ ๐คฃ the Odin is GOAT!
The skins are so fire but they're so spendy wtf. I thought Apex skins were priced steeply... but idk, are there character skins in the game? New to console beta
Ok dad
I mean, That bundle IS uncomfortable asf. Hope you didn't showed him the Odin inspect ๐๐
nah this gotta be a joke dude ๐
I would've disowned you for playing Valorant to begin with, let alone the bundle.
lmfao bro i once told my dad i spent 15 on reaver ghost and he got so mad.. if only he knew i already spent over 500 on this shit game
Call me dumb, but couldn't you mess with him more by telling him that hair is akin to fur and growing your beard would just make your face more furry?
Thatโs so smart
Go back to writing fan fic for aita people actually believe it over there
Your dad loves you. Great father. Hereโs to a speedy recovery. โค๏ธโ๐ฉน
Amen
based dad
Tonight on things that never happened
Bro either stop making copypastas on Reddit or leave your dads house
W dad
Wtf did i just read
You can disown him in return
i refuse to believe this is 100% true
this sub needs a shitpost flair
Bro this is fucked good luck with the beard tho๐
Good
What kind of fake bullshit is this
sorry but i donโt believe you ๐
Why is this bundle priced at 99 tho? Didnt look like it contains much more?
I guess itโs because of the animals
This bundle is a bop
Bait used to believeable.
This is 100% real.
>get out of my house you f'ing furry Then proceeds to punish you by ordering you to grow out and covering yourself with hair.
OP you should get the mystbloom skins as well to show your dad that you are manly because it relates to the wild. Like how men used to hunt in the wild to feed their family.
me when i spread misinformation :33
Donโt lie on Reddit challenge: impossible
Top kek
Yo what the fuck?
You should have shown araxys bundle instead don't get me wrong this bundle sucks and I have no words to express this ๐ฅน
king
Good
Power puff girls meets furry = millennials and Gen Z happy
Doesnt want you to like furries. Tells you to become furry. Ok
Whoever said he should disown u for playing valorant got me weak ๐๐๐๐
Lie harder
This is 100% real.
I'd kil l myself if I were you
I considered it but i want to enjoy the bundle for now.
L take
Deep down you love me
Nah, all furrys can fuckin die
Lmao
The ragebait is insane
This is some 2032 shit.
Based dad
Hey valorant it's true that you gonna lunch your game into consoles?
Beta already live on current gen consoles.
Are you sure you're not a furry????
i disown u too
Deserved
Based
Your dad is a good dad. Compliments to him.
if this is real i'm genuinely sorry
Atleast you donโt have to worry about changing the litter box outside
Epic
deserved
Okay, overreaction but bro, did you really liked the new bundle? Overpriced and it doesn't even feel like valorant anymore. Also there is nothing wrong with the beard bro, a lot of girls like it xD
I do like the ghost and spectre alot. The vandal feels lazy though.
I mean, it's not bad as a bundle, i feel like valorant had published a lot more worse skin lines but it doesn't feel like valorant to me. It reminds me of those mobile games with guns that have skins with every rainbow color