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kazoof

new copypasta dropped


Salza_boi

My dad disowned me for getting the new bundle. I was playing valorant as usual, while dad was walking across my room he noticed the teddy bear reloading the ghost , he commented "wtf is this gay shit", i mistakenly admitted liking and buying the new bundle, he said " is that what you spent my money on, get out of my house you f'ing furry". I am still trying to get back to the house but i still can't convince my dad that i am not a furry. I will update you later. Update: He still doesn't believe me but he decided to give me a chance, i am now back home and we agreed i won't shave my beard for the next 3 months as part of my rehabilitation.


Equivalent_Dish_7586

Hi Guys, My dad disowned me for getting the new bundle. I was playing valorant as usual, while dad was walking across my room he noticed the teddy bear reloading the ghost , he commented "wtf is this gay shit", i mistakenly admitted liking and buying the new bundle, he said " is that what you spent my money on, get out of my house you f'ing furry". I am still trying to get back to the house but i still can't convince my dad that i am not a furry. I will update you later. Update: He still doesn't believe me but he decided to give me a chance, i am now back home and we agreed i won't shave my beard for the next 3 months as part of my rehabilitation.


SSlide19

Hi Guys, My dad disowned me for getting the new bundle. I was playing valorant as usual, while dad was walking across my room he noticed the teddy bear reloading the ghost , he commented "wtf is this gay shit", i mistakenly admitted liking and buying the new bundle, he said " is that what you spent my money on, get out of my house you f'ing furry". I am still trying to get back to the house but i still can't convince my dad that i am not a furry. I will update you later. Update: He still doesn't believe me but he decided to give me a chance, i am now back home and we agreed i won't shave my beard for the next 3 months as part of my rehabilitation.


raydditor

Hi Guys, My dad disowned me for getting the new bundle. I was playing valorant as usual, while dad was walking across my room he noticed the teddy bear reloading the ghost , he commented "wtf is this gay shit", i mistakenly admitted liking and buying the new bundle, he said " is that what you spent my money on, get out of my house you f'ing furry". I am still trying to get back to the house but i still can't convince my dad that i am not a furry. I will update you later. Update: He still doesn't believe me but he decided to give me a chance, i am now back home and we agreed i won't shave my beard for the next 3 months as part of my rehabilitation.


Aniqual

Hi Guys, My dad disowned me for getting the new bundle. I was playing valorant as usual, while dad was walking across my room he noticed the teddy bear reloading the ghost , he commented "wtf is this gay shit", i mistakenly admitted liking and buying the new bundle, he said " is that what you spent my money on, get out of my house you f'ing furry". I am still trying to get back to the house but i still can't convince my dad that i am not a furry. I will update you later. Update: He still doesn't believe me but he decided to give me a chance, i am now back home and we agreed i won't shave my beard for the next 3 months as part of my rehabilitation.


-TYLR

My dad disowned me for getting the new bundle. I was playing valorant as usual, while dad was walking across my room he noticed the teddy bear reloading the ghost , he commented "wtf is this gay shit", i mistakenly admitted liking and buying the new bundle, he said " is that what you spent my money on, get out of my house you f'ing furry". I am still trying to get back to the house but i still can't convince my dad that i am not a furry. I will update you later. Update: He still doesn't believe me but he decided to give me a chance, i am now back home and we agreed i won't shave my beard for the next 3 months as part of my rehabilitation.


CalmEntertainment830

Hi Guys, My dad disowned me for getting the new bundle. I was playing valorant as usual, while dad was walking across my room he noticed the teddy bear reloading the ghost , he commented "wtf is this gay shit", i mistakenly admitted liking and buying the new bundle, he said " is that what you spent my money on, get out of my house you f'ing furry". I am still trying to get back to the house but i still can't convince my dad that i am not a furry. I will update you later. Update: He still doesn't believe me but he decided to give me a chance, i am now back home and we agreed i won't shave my beard for the next 3 months as part of my rehabilitation.


Squirtlefrompokemon

# My dad disowned me for getting the new bundle. [Discussion](https://www.reddit.com/r/VALORANT/?f=flair_name%3A%22Discussion%22) I was playing valorant as usual, while dad was walking across my room he noticed the teddy bear reloading the ghost , he commented "wtf is this gay shit", i mistakenly admitted liking and buying the new bundle, he said " is that what you spent my money on, get out of my house you f'ing furry". I am still trying to get back to the house but i still can't convince my dad that i am not a furry. I will update you later. Update: He still doesn't believe me but he decided to give me a chance, i am now back home and we agreed i won't shave my beard for the next 3 months as part of my rehabilitation.


Music_Marauder99

My dad disowned me for getting the new bundle. I was playing valorant as usual, while dad was walking across my room he noticed the teddy bear reloading the ghost , he commented "wtf is this gay shit", i mistakenly admitted liking and buying the new bundle, he said " is that what you spent my money on, get out of my house you f'ing furry". I am still trying to get back to the house but i still can't convince my dad that i am not a furry. I will update you later. Update: He still doesn't believe me but he decided to give me a chance, i am now back home and we agreed i won't shave my beard for the next 3 months as part of my rehabilitation.


Narrow_Advantage_463

RIP ur notifs


Admirable_Taste_8289

Hahahah


Select_Sense1978

well atleast riot statement of "we want to make skins for every possibility" is going good


ChaRge_Kster

Fr


Nonreality_

he shoulda disowned u for playing valorant to start with


Clean-Factor-6753

Yours should disown you for being on not only reddit, but let alone the VALORANT SUBREDDIT.


DawnOfPizzas

Im not even here willingly it got recommended to my feed ๐Ÿ’€


ramensaurus24

the sova flair does NOT check out


Nonreality_

same


IllumiNoEye_Gaming

this is cap you rocking that sova flair


lelythedreamer

This is a subreddit?!


ChaRge_Kster

Sadly


someidiot332

i thought this was discord


ChaRge_Kster

It might be who knows


CLR_Marvel_Mags

I absolutely can not tell if this is legitimate or not.


pokelord13

It's true im the dad and I ain't having none of that gay shit in my house


Spideraxe30

Double confirmed, source I live in OP and his father's walls


aitacarmoney

same can confirm source: iโ€™m fucking opโ€™s dad and we ainโ€™t having any of that furry shit\ (gay shit is allowed on account of our month โœŠ)


Silenced_One_1000101

Triple confirm, I'm the federal agent listening on his computer (he also shouldn't pirate download the Taylor Swift latest album)


ChaRge_Kster

Quadruple confirm, source, I am the gay shit not allowed in the house


Anonymous-exe

Thanks for the confirmation ๐Ÿ‘


Prime-Riptide

Itโ€™s true I am the gay shit in the house


kaibbakhonsu

It's true, I'm the dad's boyfriend and he told me everything during the pillow talk


guyrandom2020

you were his teddy bear reloading his gun if you catch my drift.


Brilliant_Theme_618

fo sheezy


CLR_Marvel_Mags

๐Ÿ˜ฎ. I think we must be a little more forgiving here father Treydoo ๐Ÿ˜”


EZ_Brooh

It's true i was the furry costume OP keeps in their closet


LambsMorados

It's true, I'm the cat


Dabootychaser

It's true, I was watching the family from my secret hiding spot as usual


Froggymustard

Its true i was playing with op while he was using that gay shit


Academic-Class-5087

its a joke obviously bro


SamanthaD1O1

unfortunately some ppl are like this


moeez023

I can confirm, I had my cam placed in OPโ€™s room for info.


HY3NAAA

Itโ€™s true, I hacked into OPโ€™s web cam and let me just say I can sense how putrid the room smells through my monitor, W father tbh


Purple-Peace-7646

I'm worried for you


CLR_Marvel_Mags

Thank you my friend, I do appreciate it ๐Ÿ˜”


MillenialNeanderthal

It's true. I am having an affair with his mom. I was hiding under their bed and heard all of it.


Traf-

I can't tell if your reply is legit.


totallynotpoggers

the amount of people taking this as real is concerning


mrjakeness2

I bought the vandal skin, and I have been giving it away to my teammates telling them it has the power of friendship. I am on a win streak with almost no kills.


DrDumpling88

Wake up a new strat just dropped?? XD


OhWheellie

Friendship did not win my placement games๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚


SnooEagles2592

I too bought the bundleโ€ฆ. Yes he is rightโ€ฆ. But nothing is more insulting than getting beat over the head with a wand from Sailor Moon. Also, I am sorry if that actually happened.


UnderstandingBusy278

jokes aside. this bundle is not for me


rosepeachcat

that's okay, not all of them have to be for everyone i, for one, like running around like a fairy princess with the magical skins


succadoge_

My fiance called it the twinkle cannon - Edit: every time you like this comment I get a notif saying "My dad disowned me..." and seeing my comment say fuckin "twinkle cannon". Thank you for the laughs for every like lmfao.


Jacobplayz_YT

Having a wife AND playing Valorant? Lucky you!


succadoge_

He's the fiance! Am woman, but yes definitely lucky haha! He showed it to me when it was in Beta and said we should play together. Got a twitch drop and never looked back. Iron 1 to D1 so far, he's in Ascendant haha.


SupaZT

My wife just rolls her eyes when I play any video games ;'(


succadoge_

Dang. Sounds like you need a wife reset. (Satire, obviously). Although, I do believe that partners should take interest in their s/o's hobbies! Maybe not to the extent of, "wanna grind Elden Ring for 5 hours?", but just a "hey, whatcha playing? Can i watch for a bit?" and general appreciation. That's what got my fiance and I rolling with Val. I've played literally only Minecraft on PC and COD on ps3 before Val, but he knew I liked OW's character vibe and shooter games. Val came out at the perfect time for us! CS was too overwhelming with toxicity, OW seems to have a bajillion things to understand, and TF2 is just oldschool (no offense, gaming boomers).


Ricardeone

My wallet said the same to me.


Rival314

Atleast you donโ€™t need to worry about having to change the litter box if youโ€™re stuck outside. Glass half full


Some1sNickName

Back in my day we used the pinkest girliest skins and wore them as a badge of honor.


MakimaGOAT

deserved imo


flapjack626

I was playing valorant as usual, while dad was walking across my room he noticed the teddy bear reloading the ghost , he commented "wtf is this gay shit", i mistakenly admitted liking and buying the new bundle, he said " is that what you spent my money on, get out of my house you f'ing furry". I am still trying to get back to the house but i still can't convince my dad that i am not a furry. I will update you later. Update: He still doesn't believe me but he decided to give me a chance, i am now back home and we agreed i won't shave my beard for the next 3 months as part of my rehabilitation.


ObviouslyNerd

beards keeping the gay away is the most hilarious myth.


TotoMac1

This bundle is straight gas tell your dad he can eat dirt


Salza_boi

Update: Iโ€™m currently homeless and earning money by offering $20 BJs


TheyCallHimBabaYagaa

He's right


Tamari2468

Iโ€™m cryinggggg


cloudylikesspaghetti

The bundle isn't worth getting disowned for man smh


Subtle_Omega

This sub needs more shitposts


Traveytravis-69

Based father behavior


DANKWINGS

W fathering


Genericboooiiiii

That's the right thing to do to anyone who's plays valorant


The-Unpopular69

I love VALORANT. Almost the best game I have ever played. I do not understand where the hate comes from?


Genericboooiiiii

Spyware the video game


JustmUrKy

GIGACHAD father


Sockura

Babe wake up a new flair tag dropped


Treydroo

Lol


Petercraft7157

Can confirm, I live inside OP's walls


AshutoshDash99

Buy your needs from father's money, but your wants from your money


The-Unpopular69

Boomer much?


AshutoshDash99

Sorry?


The-Unpopular69

It's fine whatever.


Moody_smth

This comment section is such a red flag its actually insane


InconsiderateMan

Nah, if you buy the bundle OPโ€™s story is deserved.


Zodiac770_

u/Moody_smth when satire: ๐Ÿ˜ก


Yorbmaster

Deserved.


Vergeta31

Lmao


Intelligent-Doubt867

Worth it


htownballa1

You can call me daddy.


ancienttofu

I canโ€™t birth ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


keridwn

Idkโ€ฆI like running around as an omen with a pink wand and just randomly bopping people with it.


GhOd48

am the teddy he dry humps i can confirm..lolol..๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿป๐Ÿผ๐Ÿป๐Ÿผ๐Ÿป๐Ÿผ


flyingcloud11

This was a good read lol


haerde

W dad


Salmonella17

Lmao ๐Ÿ˜‚


pain69oppai

This gotta be satire or sum


franksfries

Based dad


UnknownGuyiii

Based


MattackChopper

My dad disowned me for getting the new bundle. I was playing valorant as usual, while dad was walking across my room he noticed the teddy bear reloading the ghost , he commented "wtf is this gay shit", i mistakenly admitted liking and buying the new bundle, he said " is that what you spent my money on, get out of my house you f'ing furry". I am still trying to get back to the house but i still can't convince my dad that i am not a furry. I will update you later. Update: He still doesn't believe me but he decided to give me a chance, i am now back home and we agreed i won't shave my beard for the next 3 months as part of my rehabilitation.


wkhardt

perfectly reasonable response


Waluigiwarrior

L dad, I love this cute sailor moon, furry, E-girly bundle


MegaProBS

Just disown your dad


darkultima

The pink bear is my favorite reminds me of Care Bears


HY3NAAA

Thatโ€™s the role model that everyone should have in their childhood


OliverQueenc

AHAAHAHHA


Deathstroke69GG

Lmfaoooo


manzked

Donโ€™t worry I can adopt you. When my son bought the vandal, we started a round and I dropped him the odin (with the bear) ๐Ÿคฃ


Sheimusik

Odin is a rat, bear is the ghost


manzked

The kids call me โ€žthe inventor of the Odinโ€œ ๐Ÿคฃ the Odin is GOAT!


clouds_over_asia

The skins are so fire but they're so spendy wtf. I thought Apex skins were priced steeply... but idk, are there character skins in the game? New to console beta


Archangel982

Ok dad


SilentWraith_25

I mean, That bundle IS uncomfortable asf. Hope you didn't showed him the Odin inspect ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘


meccamousche

nah this gotta be a joke dude ๐Ÿ’€


ConstantineSpeaks

I would've disowned you for playing Valorant to begin with, let alone the bundle.


fwellol

lmfao bro i once told my dad i spent 15 on reaver ghost and he got so mad.. if only he knew i already spent over 500 on this shit game


Phast_n_Phurious

Call me dumb, but couldn't you mess with him more by telling him that hair is akin to fur and growing your beard would just make your face more furry?


WhyWoRkSucKs

Thatโ€™s so smart


totalthrowawaybruh

Go back to writing fan fic for aita people actually believe it over there


BigShellJanitor

Your dad loves you. Great father. Hereโ€™s to a speedy recovery. โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿฉน


MasterLomaxus

Amen


Simple_Rip_1733

based dad


Tychus07

Tonight on things that never happened


Zawarudowastaken

Bro either stop making copypastas on Reddit or leave your dads house


X_Imposter_X

W dad


Society_Complete

Wtf did i just read


Designer-Hope-7619

You can disown him in return


StupidBeee

i refuse to believe this is 100% true


seventysevenpenguins

this sub needs a shitpost flair


AccomplishedComb1864

Bro this is fucked good luck with the beard tho๐Ÿ’€


AtticRoomate

Good


Bearspoole

What kind of fake bullshit is this


sodaxox

sorry but i donโ€™t believe you ๐Ÿ˜…


jeskong

Why is this bundle priced at 99 tho? Didnt look like it contains much more?


Salza_boi

I guess itโ€™s because of the animals


mrtmra

This bundle is a bop


Androidonator

Bait used to believeable.


Treydroo

This is 100% real.


Moist_Presentation_9

>get out of my house you f'ing furry Then proceeds to punish you by ordering you to grow out and covering yourself with hair.


Salza_boi

OP you should get the mystbloom skins as well to show your dad that you are manly because it relates to the wild. Like how men used to hunt in the wild to feed their family.


johnelirag

me when i spread misinformation :33


FMIvory

Donโ€™t lie on Reddit challenge: impossible


onewhomakes

Top kek


Joe_Mamma49

Yo what the fuck?


ThoughtInitial256

You should have shown araxys bundle instead don't get me wrong this bundle sucks and I have no words to express this ๐Ÿฅน


witchlover555

king


Appropriate-Day-1160

Good


Thuweirdsailor

Power puff girls meets furry = millennials and Gen Z happy


puppypumper

Doesnt want you to like furries. Tells you to become furry. Ok


TankDaGamer

Whoever said he should disown u for playing valorant got me weak ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


MonKeyToes115

Lie harder


Treydroo

This is 100% real.


MonKeyToes115

I'd kil l myself if I were you


Treydroo

I considered it but i want to enjoy the bundle for now.


MonKeyToes115

L take


Treydroo

Deep down you love me


MonKeyToes115

Nah, all furrys can fuckin die


Treydroo

Lmao


ThatOneTarnished

The ragebait is insane


zxkredo

This is some 2032 shit.


_SKURKI_

Based dad


Szabolcsvagyok2

Hey valorant it's true that you gonna lunch your game into consoles?


ThatOneTarnished

Beta already live on current gen consoles.


yourdailydoseofcrows

Are you sure you're not a furry????


DrowzyHippo

i disown u too


Optimal-Sign4927

Deserved


Beginning-Target5661

Based


travelan

Your dad is a good dad. Compliments to him.


gh0stlain

if this is real i'm genuinely sorry


Rival314

Atleast you donโ€™t have to worry about changing the litter box outside


CollectMantis44

Epic


xDatAzn

deserved


AccomplishedFix318

Okay, overreaction but bro, did you really liked the new bundle? Overpriced and it doesn't even feel like valorant anymore. Also there is nothing wrong with the beard bro, a lot of girls like it xD


Treydroo

I do like the ghost and spectre alot. The vandal feels lazy though.


AccomplishedFix318

I mean, it's not bad as a bundle, i feel like valorant had published a lot more worse skin lines but it doesn't feel like valorant to me. It reminds me of those mobile games with guns that have skins with every rainbow color