*Serious face, coke stare, clenched jaw, sweat-drenched hair, disgust towards Sandoval*:
“Dude, stop acting like you’re the number one fucking guy in this group, man. I’M the number one guy in this group.”
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I mean Jax is a jerk but he owns it. Wears it proudly. Every time he got caught doing something he was like yep, I suck. He was TV gold on VPR. He really made these other two fools look decent.
You just made me realize that this is why Schwartz and Tim didn’t look so bad in earlier seasons. As soon as Jax was out then there was no one to focus on being that horrible and the facade was broken. 🤯
It's the way Jax would react to things that made him gold. The look on his face when Brit's mum came to town, the way he laughed when Brit's sister retold the story of Logan claiming he was sleeping with James, his total shut down of Schena and her music video. He's a jerk but hilariously so.
Agree. And once he was gone it was easy to see how calculated and rehearsed Tim's actions and reactions were to everything. On top of that he (Tim) has no sense of humor, so combine all these things and you (unfortunately) have to agree that Jax is the number one guy in that group.
See and that's why I will never say I actually like Jax, because I don't, he's horrible, but I can say, I do respect someone who knows they are a POS and are just like, 🤷♀️, oh well, and it's honestly because at least with people like Jax, you absolutely know what you are getting into and frankly, there's really no surprises, or much gaslighting or lying (basically he gaslit and lied until it was clear he couldn't or it would be pointless and then as he gets older he seems to just pretty much embrace it). See Jax wouldn't pull a Sandavol, once he was caught, he was just like, yup and moved on (I do believe he probably still talked shit, but it is not to the extent that Sandoval is doing).
Basically if I had to choose between the two of them and neither was not an option, I would go with Jax. It's the devil I know.
a trio of losers. they all cheated and lied and humiliated the loyal women in their lives and yet act like they're matured and are good guys. its hilarious to me.
Ever since someone pointed it out, I check out Sandovals shoes to see if they’re platforms. And I’m never disappointed. I would love to see Jax rip on him for that.
I’ve always said that in life I will take an asshole who knows they’re an asshole over an asshole who is fully convinced they are a decent, moral person
Jax is the former, Tom is the latter
They just sit around seething all the time. Seething about the price of mashed potatoes. Seething about the price of gel manicures. Seething because there’s no one to shave their armpit hair. Must be awful for them.
WELP, I dunno what the fuck happened, but I'm actually going to tune in to The Valley before I fully watch this awful season of VPR. Well played, Mr. Baskin.
It’s funny to watch them listen to each other and the faces they make to the cringy shit the other one says. You spot it you got it bro. I don’t know if I can make it thru the valley. Jax is already cringe but now he jacked his face up too.
Imagine being 40 and wearing platform shoes.
Jax is a shitbag but he makes it known. Scandoval is sneaky and manipulative, tries to act like the good guy. I can’t remember a single time Tom made me laugh. Jax, on the other hand, was hysterical. “Kristen, enough with the YEPS” always kills me
*Serious face, coke stare, clenched jaw, sweat-drenched hair, disgust towards Sandoval*: “Dude, stop acting like you’re the number one fucking guy in this group, man. I’M the number one guy in this group.” https://preview.redd.it/3bdx1k8lfjoc1.jpeg?width=301&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e973c06e2eaf50d5fde30593f3e563a4e6495a3a
☠️☠️☠️
Demon vibes. Get him some holy water.
Sandoval was soooo happy in S9 when Jax was gone and he could cosplay as the group alpha
Cosplay as the group alpha 🤣🤣🤣 
OMG LOL this is a deeeeeeep cut gif and so perfect. Thank you.
I mean Jax is a jerk but he owns it. Wears it proudly. Every time he got caught doing something he was like yep, I suck. He was TV gold on VPR. He really made these other two fools look decent.
Yes. Jax is emotionally-stunted, whereas Sandoval is malicious
Jax’s brain is asprained, okay?
You don’t walk on your ankle when it’s asprained.. it’s the same thing
Analogy he stole from Kanye’s interview with David Letterman. Never an original Idea from jaxass
How dare you? Jax is a work in progress!
You just made me realize that this is why Schwartz and Tim didn’t look so bad in earlier seasons. As soon as Jax was out then there was no one to focus on being that horrible and the facade was broken. 🤯
It's the way Jax would react to things that made him gold. The look on his face when Brit's mum came to town, the way he laughed when Brit's sister retold the story of Logan claiming he was sleeping with James, his total shut down of Schena and her music video. He's a jerk but hilariously so.
He is like a cartoon character
Agree. And once he was gone it was easy to see how calculated and rehearsed Tim's actions and reactions were to everything. On top of that he (Tim) has no sense of humor, so combine all these things and you (unfortunately) have to agree that Jax is the number one guy in that group.
This! I know he’s an awful person but god did he have some hilarious moments
See and that's why I will never say I actually like Jax, because I don't, he's horrible, but I can say, I do respect someone who knows they are a POS and are just like, 🤷♀️, oh well, and it's honestly because at least with people like Jax, you absolutely know what you are getting into and frankly, there's really no surprises, or much gaslighting or lying (basically he gaslit and lied until it was clear he couldn't or it would be pointless and then as he gets older he seems to just pretty much embrace it). See Jax wouldn't pull a Sandavol, once he was caught, he was just like, yup and moved on (I do believe he probably still talked shit, but it is not to the extent that Sandoval is doing). Basically if I had to choose between the two of them and neither was not an option, I would go with Jax. It's the devil I know.
And he is funny. Sandoval is not.
Sandoval would be more likable if he did the same. Lean into the villain character.
a trio of losers. they all cheated and lied and humiliated the loyal women in their lives and yet act like they're matured and are good guys. its hilarious to me.
Yep! And they look like caricatures of themselves at this point. The manchildren are only going to have each other now!
Jax is the villain you love to hate. Sandy is the villain you just actually hate.
True lol Jax makes me laugh way more than I care to admit. I don't think Sandoval has been funny, ever.
I would listen to Jax be a piece of shit over Tom insisting he's not a piece of shit. Any time.
Exactly, at least Jax admits he's an asshole and doesn't try to hide behind fake tears and glitter pants
Ever since someone pointed it out, I check out Sandovals shoes to see if they’re platforms. And I’m never disappointed. I would love to see Jax rip on him for that.
Jax wears lifts in his fake LV sneakers though 🤭
And a toupee
It's so icky lolol
They all look like shit ❤️
I’ve always said that in life I will take an asshole who knows they’re an asshole over an asshole who is fully convinced they are a decent, moral person Jax is the former, Tom is the latter
How about no assholes. They are all insufferable
The 3 Stooges…AbsoluteOxygen Thieves
This picture really cemented that these are GROWN men who cannot grow a moral compass
They are all so washed up at this point
The lack of socks is disturbing!!
Imagine the smell. Wait. Don’t imagine it!!!
I used to think Jax was hot early on.. now when I see him all I picture is a foot in his mouth, some stinky dirty toes.
Jax is still the number one guy in the group even though he’s not on VPR anymore
Schwa's body language, lol He doesn't seem ok with Jax either
Ew. All of them. Ew.
They just sit around seething all the time. Seething about the price of mashed potatoes. Seething about the price of gel manicures. Seething because there’s no one to shave their armpit hair. Must be awful for them.
WELP, I dunno what the fuck happened, but I'm actually going to tune in to The Valley before I fully watch this awful season of VPR. Well played, Mr. Baskin.
It’s funny to watch them listen to each other and the faces they make to the cringy shit the other one says. You spot it you got it bro. I don’t know if I can make it thru the valley. Jax is already cringe but now he jacked his face up too.
Buncha clowns
Demon possessed
Imagine being 40 and wearing platform shoes. Jax is a shitbag but he makes it known. Scandoval is sneaky and manipulative, tries to act like the good guy. I can’t remember a single time Tom made me laugh. Jax, on the other hand, was hysterical. “Kristen, enough with the YEPS” always kills me
Yes, Jax is a jac ass.. but it gave me pure delight to think this as well.